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== Welcome to Country Clash '70! ==
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
=== Links ===
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official studio]
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=== To get permissions ===
Verify your identity on our [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments studio] so you can be let in. Exceptions are made for players no longer on scratch or have been banned.
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== Welcome to Country Clash '70! ==
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
=== Links ===
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official studio]
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=== To get permissions ===
Verify your identity on our [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments studio] so you can be let in. Exceptions are made for players no longer on scratch or have been banned.
=== Note on the styling ===
I like this theme because it reminds me of older websites i used to use (like flash games and the sorts) but i can understand why some people might want a more modern one. It's up to ye
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== Welcome to Country Clash '70! ==
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
=== Links ===
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official studio]
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=== To get permissions ===
Verify your identity on our [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments studio] so you can be let in. Exceptions are made for players no longer on scratch or have been banned.
=== Note on the styling ===
I like this theme because it reminds me of older websites i used to use (like flash games and the sorts) but i can understand why some people might want a more modern one. It's up to ye
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== Welcome to Country Clash '70! ==
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
=== Links ===
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official studio]
Map is not yet released
News page is not yet completed
Country list does not yet exist
=== To get permissions ===
Verify your identity on our [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments studio] so you can be let in. Exceptions are made for players no longer on scratch or have been banned.
=== Note on the styling ===
I like this theme because it reminds me of older websites i used to use (like flash games and the sorts) but i can understand why some people might want a more modern one. It's up to ye
=== Discussion ===
To use the discussion you have to click "discussion" button on the navbar
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== Welcome to Country Clash '70! ==
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-26 at 21-33-08 Scratch - CCRP .70 Map Preview.png|thumb|alt=Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start|Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start]]
=== Links ===
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official studio]
Map is not yet released
News page is not yet completed
Country list does not yet exist
=== To get permissions ===
Verify your identity on our [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments studio] so you can be let in. Exceptions are made for players no longer on scratch or have been banned.
=== Note on the styling ===
I like this theme because it reminds me of older websites i used to use (like flash games and the sorts) but i can understand why some people might want a more modern one. It's up to ye
=== Discussion ===
To use the discussion you have to click "discussion" button on the navbar
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== Welcome to Country Clash '70! ==
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-26 at 21-33-08 Scratch - CCRP .70 Map Preview.png|thumb|alt=Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start|Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start]]
=== Links ===
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official studio]
[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/885387411/ Map project]
News page is not yet completed
Country list does not yet exist
=== To get permissions ===
Verify your identity on our [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments studio] so you can be let in. Exceptions are made for players no longer on scratch or have been banned.
=== Discussion ===
To use the discussion you have to click "discussion" button on the navbar
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== Welcome to Country Clash '70! ==
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-26 at 21-33-08 Scratch - CCRP .70 Map Preview.png|thumb|alt=Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start|Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start]]
=== Links ===
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official studio]
[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/885387411/ Map project]
News page is not yet completed
Country list does not yet exist
[[History Log]]
=== To get permissions ===
Verify your identity on our [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments studio] so you can be let in. Exceptions are made for players no longer on scratch or have been banned.
=== Discussion ===
To use the discussion you have to click "discussion" button on the navbar
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== Welcome to Country Clash '70! ==
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-26 at 21-33-08 Scratch - CCRP .70 Map Preview.png|thumb|alt=Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start|Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start]]
=== Links ===
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official studio]
[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/885387411/ Map project]
[[World History]] - massive credit to Bellatrix
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[[History Log]]
=== To get permissions ===
Verify your identity on our [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments studio] so you can be let in. Exceptions are made for players no longer on scratch or have been banned.
=== Discussion ===
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Created page with "Begin the discussion Sign all your posts with two hyphens and four squiggly lines ~ --~~~~"
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--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
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--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
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--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
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Sign all your posts with two hyphens and four squiggly lines ~
--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
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--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
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--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
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Sign all your posts with two hyphens and four squiggly lines ~
--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
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Sign all your posts with two hyphens and four squiggly lines ~
--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
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Tornve is a city located in the south of Seseco, it is the capital of the [[Orsk Federation]].
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Tornve is a city located in the south of Seseco, it is the capital of the [[Orsk Federation]].
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History Log
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Created page with "Currently nothing worthy of the history title has occured, which is alarming seeing as around 13 billion years has passed since it all started with the big bang also this sentence won't end which is delightful because I do not wish for it to end hee hee hee haw its killing me that i cannot put a full stop at the end of sector one of the sentence, and me skipping a line there or perhaps the sentence running out of room kind of terminated it itself so you could say it is..."
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Currently nothing worthy of the history title has occured, which is alarming seeing as around 13 billion years has passed since it all started with the big bang also this sentence won't end which is delightful because I do not wish for it to end hee hee hee haw
its killing me that i cannot put a full stop at the end of sector one of the sentence, and me skipping a line there or perhaps the sentence running out of room kind of terminated it itself so you could say it is gramatically incorrect
its still killing me ocd moment
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Talk:History Log
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Created page with "our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started wait the earth began to drool the autotrophs began to drool neanderthals developed tools we built a wall (we built the pyramids) math science history unraveling the mystery that all started with the big bang"
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our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started wait the earth began to drool the autotrophs began to drool neanderthals developed tools we built a wall (we built the pyramids) math science history unraveling the mystery that all started with the big bang
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Created page with "Hi, I'm Bellatrix! I write the lore and hold unlimited power over the fate of the universe. I have been banned for a year and a half and don't intend to make a new account. HOWEVER, my friend Zoe (Lazmin) is tirelessly publishing everything I write regarding CCRP lore (and my work-in-progress novel, whenever I finish that), so I will be very active on here."
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Hi, I'm Bellatrix! I write the lore and hold unlimited power over the fate of the universe.
I have been banned for a year and a half and don't intend to make a new account. HOWEVER, my friend Zoe (Lazmin) is tirelessly publishing everything I write regarding CCRP lore (and my work-in-progress novel, whenever I finish that), so I will be very active on here.
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Hi, I'm Bellatrix! I write the lore and hold unlimited power over the fate of the universe.
I have been banned for a year and a half and don't intend to make a new account. HOWEVER, my friend Zoe (Lazmin) is tirelessly publishing everything I write regarding CCRP lore (and my work-in-progress novel, whenever I finish that), so I will be very active on here (assuming my new workload beginning Pre-IB AND Pre-AP classes doesn't get the best of me).
Feel free to call me Liz, as that is my real name, revealed almost 2 years previously on the old CCRP II wiki.
For the full story (as well as just about everything about me I'm willing to reveal online) see [https://ccrpiv.miraheze.org/wiki/User:BellatriX here] and a much cringier (as well as vaguely outdated) version [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/User:BellatriX here].
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Created page with "They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home." But then came the Flood. (Disclaimer: this is - as of September 2nd, 2023 - basically a histor..."
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 2nd, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machranal, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorlast mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks.
TO BE CONTINUED VERY VERY SOON I JUST HAVE SOME IRL THINGS TO DO
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/* In the Very, Very, Very Beginning */
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 2nd, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorlast mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks.
TO BE CONTINUED VERY VERY SOON I JUST HAVE SOME IRL THINGS TO DO
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 2nd, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== I have to actually get back to my life now so I'll finish this tomorrow ==
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== Seseco and its Associated Problems ==
Kefon and Agdev - it's up to you guys to write this one.
== The Tressene Wars ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Saving this page rn so that Kefon/Agdev can have a go at the Seseco wars
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== Seseco and its Associated Problems ==
Kefon and Agdev - it's up to you guys to write this one.
== The Tressene Wars ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silenco (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silenco eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== To be continued either later or tomorrow ==
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== Seseco and its Associated Problems ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were (PLACEHOLDER NORREIK) and the [[Verst Empire]].
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
this is a WIP
== The Tressene Wars ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silenco (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silenco eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== To be continued either later or tomorrow ==
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== Seseco and its Associated Problems ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
this is a WIP
== The Tressene Wars ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silenco (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silenco eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== To be continued either later or tomorrow ==
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== Seseco and its Associated Problems ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
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== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the HPN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: Seseco and its Associated Problems).
The HPN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== Seseco and its Associated Problems ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Lets start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to as the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting eachother. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day]]
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the HPN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: Seseco and its Associated Problems).
The HPN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== Seseco and its Associated Problems ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Lets start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to as the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting eachother. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the HPN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: Seseco and its Associated Problems).
The HPN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Lets start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to as the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting eachother. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique en Letoque Jenois =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco.
This is quite a WIP
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the HPN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The HPN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Lets start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting eachother. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique en Letoque Jenois =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco.
This is quite a WIP
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the HPN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The HPN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Lets start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting eachother. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique en Letoque Jenois =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco.
This is quite a WIP
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the HPN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The HPN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the HPN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the HPN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the HPN capital, while the HPN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar).
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==The Kingdom of Norreik==
The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex.
===The History of Norreik===
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Norreikian flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior.
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The Chkyiv Mountains are a mountain range in Southern Seseco. The people there are known as Chyevens and speak The Mountain Tongue. There are two towns in the mountain range, both in the [[Tornobyl]] Canton of the [[Orsk Federation]]
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Seseco is a continent in the north west of [[New Inita|New Initia]]
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-06 1.06.38 PM.png|thumb|The Kingdom of Marricopra ~1509-1600]]
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Lets start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting eachother. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
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===== Deprivique en Letoque Jenois =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the HPN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The HPN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the HPN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the HPN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the HPN capital, while the HPN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar).
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Lets start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting eachother. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique en Letoque Jenois =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the HPN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The HPN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the HPN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the HPN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the HPN capital, while the HPN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar).
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique en Letoque Jenois =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the HPN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The HPN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the HPN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the HPN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the HPN capital, while the HPN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launnched an assault on Centrius
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (likely wiped out the Northern Order, if anyone wants to take the reins with this)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmansckra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: feel free to make this happen however you like, as long as it does, and lasts more than two years.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Details on this soon.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 4th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique en Letoque Jenois =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the HPN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The HPN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the HPN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the HPN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the HPN capital, while the HPN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launnched an assault on Centrius
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (likely wiped out the Northern Order, if anyone wants to take the reins with this)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmansckra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: feel free to make this happen however you like, as long as it does, and lasts more than two years.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Details on this soon.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and after the creation of the Homaric Pact, Eddenarah didn't really stand a chance.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish was the Homaric Pact (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Homaric Pact Nations (HPN) just to say "HA!" The HPN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The HPN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the HPN's capital.
The HPN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The HPN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The HPN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the HPN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the HPN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the HPN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the HPN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the HPN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique en Letoque Jenois =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the HPN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The HPN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the HPN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the HPN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the HPN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the HPN capital, while the HPN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The HPN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the HPN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the HPN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the HPN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years. STILL A MASSIVE WIP
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (likely wiped out the Northern Order, if anyone wants to take the reins with this)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: feel free to make this happen however you like, as long as it does, and lasts more than two years.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Details on this soon.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique en Letoque Jenois =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years. STILL A MASSIVE WIP
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (likely wiped out the Northern Order, if anyone wants to take the reins with this)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: feel free to make this happen however you like, as long as it does, and lasts more than two years.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Details on this soon.
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/* Deprivique en Letoque Jenois */
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque WIP
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years. STILL A MASSIVE WIP
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (likely wiped out the Northern Order, if anyone wants to take the reins with this)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: feel free to make this happen however you like, as long as it does, and lasts more than two years.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Details on this soon.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years. STILL A MASSIVE WIP
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (likely wiped out the Northern Order, if anyone wants to take the reins with this)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: feel free to make this happen however you like, as long as it does, and lasts more than two years.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Details on this soon.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
MORE ON THIS TOMORROW; APPARENTLY MY SCHEDULE IS BUSIER THAN I ACCOUNTED FOR WHEN TAKING ON THIS TASK. SORRY IT'S TAKING SO LONG, BUT MY GRADES (and other parts of my life) ARE VERY IMPORTANT.
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (likely wiped out the Northern Order, if anyone wants to take the reins with this)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: feel free to make this happen however you like, as long as it does, and lasts more than two years.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Details on this soon.
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Hi, I'm Bellatrix! I write the lore and hold unlimited power over the fate of the universe.
I have been banned for a year and a half and don't intend to make a new account. HOWEVER, my friend Zoe (Lazmin) is tirelessly publishing everything I write regarding CCRP lore (and my work-in-progress novel, whenever I finish that), so I will be very active on here (assuming my new workload beginning Pre-IB AND Pre-AP classes doesn't get the best of me).
Feel free to call me Liz, as that is my real name, revealed almost 2 years previously on the old CCRP II wiki.
For the full story (as well as just about everything about me I'm willing to reveal online) see [https://ccrpiv.miraheze.org/wiki/User:BellatriX here] and a much cringier (as well as vaguely outdated) version [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/User:BellatriX here].
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The Grand Duchy of Burges was a grand duchy in southwest Seseco from 1480 - 1550 and again from 1620 - 1723. From 1550 - 1620, 1723 - 1960 and from 1970 onwards it was either a member of the [[Verst Empire]], [[Chkyeb Uniate]], [[2nd Chkyeb Uniate]] or the [[Chkyeb State]].
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The Verst Empire controlled most of Southern Seseco throughout history. See [[World History#South Seseco]]
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Hakha Rakhine starts out as a nation of Communist Idea. Their Idea
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* Khaing
* Sino-chin
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* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
The military in Hakha Rakhine is very small due to poor money and economics
* Soldiers: 10,000
* Vehicles: 100
* Ships: 20
* Planes: 10
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yango. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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== <big> ==
History of Hakha Rakhine
[[File:Hakha Rakhine.png|frame|right|Hakha Rakhine Is one nation ruled by Saw Paing, Their Government Party starts out as an Outright Communism.]]
Hakha Rakhine starts out as a nation of Communist Idea. Their Idea
was that there was a goal in communism they believed.
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
The military in Hakha Rakhine is small due to the poor money and economics spent on it.
* Soldiers: 100,000
#1: 50,000 Infantry
#2: 30,000 Sub Machine Gun Infantry
#3: 15,000 Machine Gun Infantry
#4: 5,000 Special Operation Infantry
* Vehicles: 1,000
#1: 500 Non-Armored Vehicles
#2: 400 Armored Vehicles
#3: 100 Tanks
* Ships: 50
#1: 30 Battleships
#2: 15 Submarines
#3: 3 Destroyers
#4: 2 Carriers
* Planes: 100
#1: 50 Light Bombers
#2: 50 Heavy Bombers
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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History of Hakha Rakhine
[[File:Hakha Rakhine.png|frame|right|Hakha Rakhine Is one nation ruled by Saw Paing, Their Government Party starts out as an Outright Communism.]]
Hakha Rakhine starts out as a nation of Communist Idea. Their Idea
was that there was a goal in communism they believed.
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
The military in Hakha Rakhine is small due to the poor money and economics spent on it.
* Soldiers: 100,000
# 50,000 Infantry
# 30,000 Sub Machine Gun Infantry
# 15,000 Machine Gun Infantry
# 5,000 Special Operation Infantry
* Vehicles: 1,000
# 500 Non-Armored Vehicles
# 400 Armored Vehicles
# 100 Tanks
* Ships: 50
# 30 Battleships
# 15 Submarines
# 3 Destroyers
# 2 Carriers
* Planes: 100
# 50 Light Bombers
# 50 Heavy Bombers
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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== <big> ==
History of Hakha Rakhine
Hakha Rakhine starts out as a nation of Communist Idea. Their Idea
was that there was a goal in communism they believed.
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
The military in Hakha Rakhine is small due to the poor money and economics spent on it.
* Soldiers: 100,000
# 50,000 Infantry
# 30,000 Sub Machine Gun Infantry
# 15,000 Machine Gun Infantry
# 5,000 Special Operation Infantry
* Vehicles: 1,000
# 500 Non-Armored Vehicles
# 400 Armored Vehicles
# 100 Tanks
* Ships: 50
# 30 Battleships
# 15 Submarines
# 3 Destroyers
# 2 Carriers
* Planes: 100
# 50 Light Bombers
# 50 Heavy Bombers
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
The military in Hakha Rakhine is small due to the poor money and economics spent on it.
* Soldiers: 100,000
# 50,000 Infantry
# 30,000 Sub Machine Gun Infantry
# 15,000 Machine Gun Infantry
# 5,000 Special Operation Infantry
* Vehicles: 1,000
# 500 Non-Armored Vehicles
# 400 Armored Vehicles
# 100 Tanks
* Ships: 50
# 30 Battleships
# 15 Submarines
# 3 Destroyers
# 2 Carriers
* Planes: 100
# 50 Light Bombers
# 50 Heavy Bombers
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Main City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 1.09.55 PM.png|thumb|right]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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== THE ORSK FEDERATION ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Orsk Federation
|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|Chkyeb State
|4
|-
|Santa Marino
|4
|-
|Norreik Kingdom
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|Oralotzo
|0
|-
|The Great Imperial Reublic of Gondolinius
|0
|-
|Altar
|0
|-
|Silencio Industries
|0
|-
|Free Land of Marricopra
|0
|-
|Homaric Pact Nations
|0
|-
|Saldon
|0
|}
=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
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== THE ORSK FEDERATION ==
{| class="wikitable"
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! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
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|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
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|Motto
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|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
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!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
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|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
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!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|Chkyeb State
|4
|-
|Santa Marino
|4
|-
|Norreik Kingdom
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|Oralotzo
|0
|-
|The Great Imperial Reublic of Gondolinius
|0
|-
|Altar
|0
|-
|Silencio Industries
|0
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|Free Land of Marricopra
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|Homaric Pact Nations
|0
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|Saldon
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=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
The military in Hakha Rakhine is small due to the poor money and economics spent on it.
* Soldiers: 100,000
# 50,000 Infantry
# 30,000 Sub Machine Gun Infantry
# 15,000 Machine Gun Infantry
# 5,000 Special Operation Infantry
* Vehicles: 1,000
# 500 Non-Armored Vehicles
# 400 Armored Vehicles
# 100 Tanks
* Ships: 50
# 30 Battleships
# 15 Submarines
# 3 Destroyers
# 2 Carriers
* Planes: 100
# 50 Light Bombers
# 50 Heavy Bombers
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Main City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 1.09.55 PM.png|thumb|right]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
The military in Hakha Rakhine is small due to the poor money and economics spent on it.
* Soldiers: 100,000
# 50,000 Infantry
# 30,000 Sub Machine Gun Infantry
# 15,000 Machine Gun Infantry
# 5,000 Special Operation Infantry
* Vehicles: 1,000
# 500 Non-Armored Vehicles
# 400 Armored Vehicles
# 100 Tanks
* Ships: 50
# 30 Battleships
# 15 Submarines
# 3 Destroyers
# 2 Carriers
* Planes: 100
# 50 Light Bombers
# 50 Heavy Bombers
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 1.09.55 PM.png|thumb|right]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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'''Yango'''
Yango is the capital of Hakha Rakhine. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.
[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is the picture of people in Yango walking]]
'''The Rakhine Campaign and Civil War'''
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their Sub-goal to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
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'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
Yango is the capital of Hakha Rakhine. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.
[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is the picture of people in Yango walking]]
'''The Rakhine Campaign and Civil War'''
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of YANGO to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their Sub-goal to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
'''The Yango's Infrastructure'''
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on Buildings, Supplies, and Power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM. There are also 47 buildings each in Hakha Rakhine.
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'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
Yango is the capital of Hakha Rakhine. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.
[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
'''The Rakhine Campaign and Civil War'''
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
'''The Yango's Infrastructure'''
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on Buildings, Supplies, and Power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM. There are also 47 buildings each in Hakha Rakhine.
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
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''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 1.09.55 PM.png|thumb|right]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
COMING SOON
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
COMING SOON
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
Infantry: 12,000
Military Vehicles: 100
Naval Ships: 50
Planes: 50
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
*Infantry: 12,000
*Military Vehicles: 100
*Naval Ships: 50
*Planes: 50
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
*Infantry: 12,000
*Military Vehicles: 100
*Naval Ships: 50
*Planes: 50
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
*Infantry: 12,000
*Military Vehicles: 100
*Naval Ships: 50
*Planes: 50
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 16,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 100 - 1k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
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[[File:Khaikon.jpg|thumb|right|Khaikon Village]]
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Khaikon Is a city made from the People's Communist Rights (PCR). The PCR is one example of a second communist party that holds some power such as Infrastructure building and Rules, but they don't hold the power of military rule since they are the second communist party. Khaikon holds the amount of Kachin and Chin people since it's their homeland.
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'''TunPaing (Communist Town)'''
The town of TunPaing has 8,000 residents living here.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 99 - 999)
* Town: 1.3x (population: 1k - 5k+)
TunPaing is a town made by the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHP). The town is based only on Middle-Class Citizens who are allowed to move here. It's a nice town where people can live normally and it's just a normal town. The town does have a meaning though, During the 1700 AD a leader named Pyu Tun Paing helped the people who were almost on the verge of losing everything, and it happened during this place.
[[File:Maxresdefault.jpg|thumb|right|The TunPaing Town]]
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'''TunPaing (Communist Town)'''
The town of TunPaing has 8,000 residents living here.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 99 - 999)
* Town: 1.3x (population: 1k - 5k+)
TunPaing is a town made by the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHP). The town is based only on Middle-Class Citizens who are allowed to move here. It's a nice town where people can live normally and it's just a normal town. The town does have a meaning though, During the 1700 AD a leader named Pyu Tun Paing helped the people who were almost on the verge of losing everything, and it happened during this place.
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'''Sinoland (Low-class Village)'''
Sinoland has a population of 10,000 low-class citizens
* Village: 1.1x (population: 300 - 1.2k)
'''The Sino People'''
The Sino People are known to be one of the low-class citizens. They are the people who help the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). They mainly work in a factory in Yango. Sinese were usually called bandits since the (CPHR) spied on the groups of bandits going near the Sino Territory. They believed that the Sino people were causing all the problems in Hakha Rakhine by stealing resources. The Sino-chin and the Sino-Rakâ people were placed under the authoritarian of (CPHR) and were freed later, but the Sino-people were demoted to Low-Class Must-Be-Authorized citizens.
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== THE ORSK FEDERATION ==
{| class="wikitable"
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|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
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!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
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|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|Chkyeb State
|4
|-
|Santa Marino
|4
|-
|Norreik Kingdom
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|Oralotzo
|0
|-
|The Great Imperial Reublic of Gondolinius
|0
|-
|Altar
|0
|-
|Silencio Industries
|0
|-
|Free Land of Marricopra
|0
|-
|Homaric Pact Nations
|0
|-
|Saldon
|0
|}
=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== POLITICAL PARTIES AND THEIR RESPECTIVE ALIGNMENTS ===
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!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
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/* THE ORSK FEDERATION */
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|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|Chkyeb State
|4
|-
|Santa Marino
|4
|-
|Norreik Kingdom
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|Oralotzo
|0
|-
|The Great Imperial Reublic of Gondolinius
|0
|-
|Altar
|0
|-
|Silencio Industries
|0
|-
|Free Land of Marricopra
|0
|-
|Homaric Pact Nations
|0
|-
|Saldon
|0
|}
=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== POLITICAL PARTIES AND THEIR RESPECTIVE ALIGNMENTS ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
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|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|0
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|0
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|0
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
|}
=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== POLITICAL PARTIES AND THEIR RESPECTIVE ALIGNMENTS ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
== Categories ==
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'''Sambia (Gold mine and a City)'''
Sambia has a population of 12,000
* Village: 1.1x (population: 100 - 999)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 4k)
* City: 1.6x (population: 4k - 12k)
Sambia was founded under the rule of the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). It was established as a gold mine and a city.
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'''Sambia (Gold mine and a City)'''
Sambia has a population of 12,000
* Village: 1.1x (population: 100 - 999)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 1k - 4k)
* City: 1.6x (population: 4k - 12k)
Sambia was founded under the rule of the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). It was established as a gold mine and a city.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
MORE ON THIS TOMORROW; APPARENTLY MY SCHEDULE IS BUSIER THAN I ACCOUNTED FOR WHEN TAKING ON THIS TASK. SORRY IT'S TAKING SO LONG, BUT MY GRADES (and other parts of my life) ARE VERY IMPORTANT.
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (likely wiped out the Northern Order, if anyone wants to take the reins with this)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: feel free to make this happen however you like, as long as it does, and lasts more than two years.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Oralotzo, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Details on this soon.
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==The Kingdom of Norreik==
The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex.
===The History of Norreik===
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Norreikian flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior.
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'''Nay (Largest City)'''
The city of Nay has a population of 22,000
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* Town: 1.6x (population: 5k - 10k)
* City: 1.8 (population: 18k+)
'''Nay's History'''
The City of Nay was supposed to be used as a training battlefield for the Communist Army of Hakha (CAH or CAHR). But the Hakha Rakhine Government ordered it should be a city instead of a battlefield training yard. There were a lot of arguments about whether it should be a battlefield or a city. This makes the city look like a ghost town in 1950. After that in 1970, it was filled with people later on.
[[File:Nay.jpg|thumb|right|This is Nay, a ghost town.]]
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Tornve is a city located in the south of Seseco. It is the capital of the [[Orsk Federation]].
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
*Infantry: 12,000
*Military Vehicles: 100
*Naval Ships: 50
*Planes: 50
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 160,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 5k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 5k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k+)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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[[:Category:Countries]]
[[:Yango]]
[[:Sambia]]
[[:Khaikon]]
[[:Tunpaing]]
[[:Sinoland]]
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
*Infantry: 12,000
*Military Vehicles: 100
*Naval Ships: 50
*Planes: 50
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 1,160,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 120k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k - 1M)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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[[:Yango]]
[[:Sambia]]
[[:Khaikon]]
[[:Tunpaing]]
[[:Sinoland]]
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
*Infantry: 300,000
*Military Vehicles: 10,000
*Naval Ships: 500
*Planes: 5,000
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 1,160,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 120k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k - 1M)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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[[:Category:Countries]]
[[:Yango]]
[[:Sambia]]
[[:Khaikon]]
[[:Tunpaing]]
[[:Sinoland]]
[[:Nay]]
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
*Infantry: 300,000
*Military Vehicles: 10,000
*Naval Ships: 500
*Planes: 5,000
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 10,160,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 10k - 50k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 50k - 500k)
* City: 1.8x (population 500k - 1M)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
[[:Yango]]
[[:Sambia]]
[[:Khaikon]]
[[:Tunpaing]]
[[:Sinoland]]
[[:Nay]]
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
*Infantry: 300,000
*Military Vehicles: 10,000
*Naval Ships: 500
*Planes: 5,000
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 100,000 (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 1M (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.0050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 10,160,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 10k - 50k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 50k - 500k)
* City: 1.8x (population 500k - 1M)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
[[:Yango]]
[[:Sambia]]
[[:Khaikon]]
[[:Tunpaing]]
[[:Sinoland]]
[[:Nay]]
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== Hakha Rakhine ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
'''People'''
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
'''Language'''
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
'''Military'''
*Infantry: 300,000
*Military Vehicles: 10,000
*Naval Ships: 500
*Planes: 5,000
''' Economics and Nocks'''
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 10,160,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 10k - 50k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 50k - 500k)
* City: 1.8x (population 500k - 1M)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
'''History'''
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
[[:Yango]]
[[:Sambia]]
[[:Khaikon]]
[[:Tunpaing]]
[[:Sinoland]]
[[:Nay]]
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*Infantry: 300,000
*Military Vehicles: 10,000
*Naval Ships: 500
*Planes: 5,000
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 10,160,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 10k - 50k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 50k - 500k)
* City: 1.8x (population 500k - 1M)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
[[:Yango]]
[[:Sambia]]
[[:Khaikon]]
[[:Tunpaing]]
[[:Sinoland]]
[[:Nay]]
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*Infantry: 300,000
*Military Vehicles: 10,000
*Naval Ships: 500
*Planes: 5,000
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 10,160,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 10k - 50k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 50k - 500k)
* City: 1.8x (population 500k - 1M)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*Infantry: 300,000
*Military Vehicles: 10,000
*Naval Ships: 500
*Planes: 5,000
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 260,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
{| class="wikitable"
|+
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|0
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|0
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|0
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
|}
=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== POLITICAL PARTIES AND THEIR RESPECTIVE ALIGNMENTS ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
{| class="wikitable"
|+
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|0
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|0
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|0
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
|}
=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== POLITICAL PARTIES AND THEIR RESPECTIVE ALIGNMENTS ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== DEFENSE FORCE OF THE ORSK FEDERATION ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== ORSK ARMY ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
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== ORSK FEDERATION ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
{| class="wikitable"
|+
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|0
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|0
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|0
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
|}
=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== POLITICAL PARTIES AND THEIR RESPECTIVE ALIGNMENTS ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== DEFENSE FORCE OF THE ORSK FEDERATION ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== ORSK ARMY ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]The Orsk Federation is a country. It borders [[Norreik]] and [[Hakha Rakhine]] to the north and [[Chkyeb]] to the west.
{| class="wikitable"
|+
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|0
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|0
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|0
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|
|}
== Divisions of Orska ==
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
== Political Parties ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
== Military ==
Main Article: [[Orsk Military]]
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
== Categories ==
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'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 1,160,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 120k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k - 1M)
Yango is the capital of Hakha Rakhine. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.
[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
'''The Rakhine Campaign and Civil War'''
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
'''The Yango's Infrastructure'''
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on Buildings, Supplies, and Power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM. There are also 47 buildings each in Hakha Rakhine.
== Categories ==
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Yango is the capital of Hakha Rakhine. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
== Population ==
The City of Yango has a population of 1,160,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 120k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k - 1M)
== History ==
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
== Infrastructure ==
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on buildings, supplies, and power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Settlements]]
[[:Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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Yango is the capital of Hakha Rakhine. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
== Population ==
The City of Yango has a population of 10,160,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 120k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k - 1M)
== History ==
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
== Infrastructure ==
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on buildings, supplies, and power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Settlements]]
[[:Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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'''Nay (Largest City)'''
The city of Nay has a population of 3,000,000
* Village: 1.3x (population: 10k - 30k)
* Town: 1.6x (population: 30k - 160k)
* City: 1.8 (population: 180k - 1M)
'''Nay's History'''
The City of Nay was supposed to be used as a training battlefield for the Communist Army of Hakha (CAH or CAHR). But the Hakha Rakhine Government ordered it should be a city instead of a battlefield training yard. There were a lot of arguments about whether it should be a battlefield or a city. This makes the city look like a ghost town in 1950. After that in 1970, it was filled with people later on.
[[File:Nay.jpg|thumb|right|This is Nay, a ghost town.]]
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'''Nay (Largest City)'''
The city of Nay has a population of 3,000,000
* Village: 1.3x (population: 10k - 30k)
* Town: 1.6x (population: 30k - 160k)
* City: 1.8x (population: 180k - 1M)
'''Nay's History'''
The City of Nay was supposed to be used as a training battlefield for the Communist Army of Hakha (CAH or CAHR). But the Hakha Rakhine Government ordered it should be a city instead of a battlefield training yard. There were a lot of arguments about whether it should be a battlefield or a city. This makes the city look like a ghost town in 1950. After that in 1970, it was filled with people later on.
[[File:Nay.jpg|thumb|right|This is Nay, a ghost town.]]
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'''Nay (Largest City)'''
The city of Nay has a population of 30,000,000
* Village: 1.3x (population: 50k - 100k)
* Town: 1.6x (population: 100k - 500k)
* City: 1.8x (population: 500k - 5M)
'''Nay's History'''
The City of Nay was supposed to be used as a training battlefield for the Communist Army of Hakha (CAH or CAHR). But the Hakha Rakhine Government ordered it should be a city instead of a battlefield training yard. There were a lot of arguments about whether it should be a battlefield or a city. This makes the city look like a ghost town in 1950. After that in 1970, it was filled with people later on.
[[File:Nay.jpg|thumb|right|This is Nay, a ghost town.]]
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Nay is the largest city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The city of Nay has a population of 30,000,000.
* Village: 1.3x (population: 50k - 100k)
* Town: 1.6x (population: 100k - 500k)
* City: 1.8x (population: 500k - 5M)
== History ==
The City of Nay was supposed to be used as a training battlefield for the Communist Army of Hakha (CAH or CAHR). But the Hakha Rakhine Government ordered it should be a city instead of a battlefield training yard. There were a lot of arguments about whether it should be a battlefield or a city. This makes the city look like a ghost town in 1950. After that in 1970, it was filled with people later on.
== Categories ==
[[File:Nay.jpg|thumb|right|This is Nay, a ghost town.]][[:Category:Settlements]]
[[:Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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Nay is the largest city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The city of Nay has a population of 500,000.
* Village: 1.3x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.6x (population: 10k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population: 80k - 100k+)
== History ==
The City of Nay was supposed to be used as a training battlefield for the Communist Army of Hakha (CAH or CAHR). But the Hakha Rakhine Government ordered it should be a city instead of a battlefield training yard. There were a lot of arguments about whether it should be a battlefield or a city. This makes the city look like a ghost town in 1950. After that in 1970, it was filled with people later on.
== Categories ==
[[File:Nay.jpg|thumb|right|This is Nay, a ghost town.]][[:Category:Settlements]]
[[:Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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'''Sambia (Gold mine and a City)'''
Sambia has a population of 48,000
* Village: 1.1x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.6x (population: 30k - 60k)
Sambia was founded under the rule of the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). It was established as a gold mine and a city.
== Categories ==
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Sambia is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]]. It is very famous as most of the world's gold comes from there.
== Population ==
Sambia has a population of 48,000
* Village: 1.1x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.6x (population: 30k - 60k)
Sambia was founded under the rule of the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). It was established as a gold mine and a city.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Settlements]]
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Sambia is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]]. It is very famous as most of the world's gold comes from there.
== Population ==
Sambia has a population of 48,000
* Village: 1.1x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.6x (population: 30k - 60k)
Sambia was founded under the rule of the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). It was established as a gold mine and a city.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Settlements]]
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'''Khaikon (Small City)'''
The city of Khaikon has a population of 24,000
* Village: 1x (population: 5k - 7k)
* Town: 1.2x (population: 7k - 14k)
* City 1.4x (population: 14k - 18k+)
Khaikon Is a city made from the People's Communist Rights (PCR). The PCR is one example of a second communist party that holds some power such as Infrastructure building and Rules, but they don't hold the power of military rule since they are the second communist party. Khaikon holds the amount of Kachin and Chin people since it's their homeland.
== Categories ==
[[File:Khaikon.jpg|thumb|right|Khaikon Village]][[:Category:Settlements]]
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'''Khaikon (Small City)'''
The city of Khaikon has a population of 24,000
* Village: 1x (population: 5k - 7k)
* Town: 1.2x (population: 7k - 14k)
* City 1.4x (population: 14k - 18k+)
Khaikon Is a city made from the People's Communist Rights (PCR). The PCR is one example of a second communist party that holds some power such as Infrastructure building and Rules, but they don't hold the power of military rule since they are the second communist party. Khaikon holds the amount of Kachin and Chin people since it's their homeland.
== Categories ==
[[File:Khaikon.jpg|thumb|right|Khaikon Village]][[:Category:Settlements]]
[[:Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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'''TunPaing (Communist Town)'''
The town of TunPaing has 80,000 residents living here.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 8k - 14k)
* Town: 1.3x (population: 14k - 30k+)
TunPaing is a town made by the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHP). The town is based only on Middle-Class Citizens who are allowed to move here. It's a nice town where people can live normally and it's just a normal town. The town does have a meaning though, During the 1700 AD a leader named Pyu Tun Paing helped the people who were almost on the verge of losing everything, and it happened during this place.
== Categories ==
[[File:Maxresdefault.jpg|thumb|right|The TunPaing Town]][[:Category:Settlements]]
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==The Kingdom of Norreik==
The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex.
===The History of Norreik===
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Norreikian flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior.
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkeyb State]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Norreikian flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Nations]]
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[[File:Screensoht 2023-09-10 5.29.58 PM.png|thumb|372x372px|Flag of Norreik. The symbolism came from the Travösc Shield.
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!The Kingdom of Norreik
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|Denomonym: Nors
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Norsionic, Istucareac, Bayejin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Astrajien Kjorimmenden
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkeyb State]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.51.40 PM.png|thumb|390x390px|Province map]]
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.52.32 PM.png|thumb|Resources gained]]
The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Nors flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior.
== Today ==
=== Political Parties ===
Monarchist Norreik (MN)
Communist Norreik (CN)
Free State of Istuca (FSI)
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Nations]]
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[[File:Screensoht 2023-09-10 5.29.58 PM.png|thumb|372x372px|Flag of Norreik. The symbolism came from the Travösc Shield.
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!The Kingdom of Norreik
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|Denomonym: Nors
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Norsionic, Istucareac, Bayejin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Astrajien Kjorimmenden
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
|-
|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkeyb State]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.51.40 PM.png|thumb|390x390px|Province map]]
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.52.32 PM.png|thumb|Resources gained]]
The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Nors flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior
== Poltical Parties ==
Monarchist Norreik (MN)
Communist Norreik (CN)
Free State of Istuca (FSI)
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Nations]]
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This category is a category for all settlements in [[Hakha Rakhine]]. It is a sub-category of [[:Category:Settlements]].
== K ==
[[Khaikon]]
== N ==
[[Nay]]
== S ==
[[Sambia]]
[[Sinoland]]
== T ==
[[Tunpang]]
== Y ==
[[Yango]]
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Sinoland is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
Sinoland has a population of 10,000 low-class citizens
* Village: 1.1x (population: 300 - 1.2k)
The Sino People are known to be one of the low-class citizens. They are the people who help the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). They mainly work in a factory in Yango. Sinese were usually called bandits since the (CPHR) spied on the groups of bandits going near the Sino Territory. They believed that the Sino people were causing all the problems in Hakha Rakhine by stealing resources. The Sino-chin and the Sino-Rakâ people were placed under the authoritarian of (CPHR) and were freed later, but the Sino-people were demoted to Low-Class Must-Be-Authorized citizens.
== Categories ==
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Saint Vennes is a town in the [[Orsk Federation]]
== Categories ==
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[[:Category:Settlements in the Orsk Federation]]
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This Category is a page storing all the countries.
== A ==
[[Altar]]
== C ==
[[Chkyeb]]
== E ==
[[Eddenarah]]
== G ==
[[Gondolinius|The Great Imperial Republic of Gondolinius]]
== H ==
[[Hakha Rakhine]]
[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
== M ==
[[Marricopra]]
== N ==
[[Norreik]]
== O ==
[[Oralotzo]]
[[Orsk Federation]]
== S ==
[[Saldon]]
[[Santa Marino]]
[[Silencio Industries]]
[[Skelmrelm]]
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (likely wiped out the Northern Order, if anyone wants to take the reins with this)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: feel free to make this happen however you like, as long as it does, and lasts more than two years.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Oralotzo, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Resulting from a second Lacertiliitis-Fireplague pandemic combined with the Fire Wars, in which the Northern Order sets fire to Gondolinius, Gondolinius declares war on Marricopra, and then goes back and declares war on the Order. About a third of the world's population is lost. The world stabilizes ~1920, which eventually leads to where we are today (and why everyone is so salty at each other).
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= Skelmrelm =
[[File:Skelmrelm.png|thumb|A picture of Skelmrelm in Year 0.]]
Skelmrelm is a country on the Odorslat continent. Skelmrelm and the Republic of Saldon are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a Constitutional Monarchy, and has a population of 30 million people. It has 8 cities, each one having a population of 3.75 million.
== Lore ==
Skelmrelm was a product of the flood. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, Mocze, and Seseco. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called Fireplague, shortened your lifetime, making it so you would only live for a few days after you caught the disease. It would compress your lungs very slowly and painfully, and your brain would go delusional after a few hours, causing you to go insane. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of Vredestad was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinus]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolin, Skelmrelm, the WotCP, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. However, the WotCP did not survive. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of Liefde destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was Saldon.
In 1837, a disease called Lacertiliitis had popped up. It caused it's victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
== Cities ==
# Skelm. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# Veiligheid. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# Militerestad. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# Kusstad. This city is on a peninsula.
# Seestad. This city is also on a peninsula.
# Randstad. This city is near the border.
# Grensbeskermind. This city is near the border.
# Grensstad. This city is near the border.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks Skelmish, a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish. Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen. Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas".
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= Skelmrelm =
[[File:Skelmrelm.png|thumb|A picture of Skelmrelm in Year 0.]]
Skelmrelm is a country on the Odorslat continent. Skelmrelm and the Republic of Saldon are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a Constitutional Monarchy, and has a population of 30 million people. It has 8 cities, each one having a population of 3.75 million.
== Lore ==
Skelmrelm was a product of the flood. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, Mocze, and Seseco. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called Fireplague, shortened your lifetime, making it so you would only live for a few days after you caught the disease. It would compress your lungs very slowly and painfully, and your brain would go delusional after a few hours, causing you to go insane. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of Vredestad was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinus]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolin, Skelmrelm, the WotCP, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. However, the WotCP did not survive. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of Liefde destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was Saldon.
In 1837, a disease called Lacertiliitis had popped up. It caused it's victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
== Cities ==
# Skelm. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# Veiligheid. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# Militerestad. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# Kusstad. This city is on a peninsula.
# Seestad. This city is also on a peninsula.
# Randstad. This city is near the border.
# Grensbeskermind. This city is near the border.
# Grensstad. This city is near the border.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks Skelmish, a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish. Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen. Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas".
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= Skelmrelm =
[[File:Skelmrelm.png|thumb|A picture of Skelmrelm in Year 0.]]
Skelmrelm is a country on the [[Odorslat]] continent. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 30 million people. It has 8 cities, each one having a population of 3.75 million.
== Lore ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], shortened your lifetime, making it so you would only live for a few days after you caught the disease. It would compress your lungs very slowly and painfully, and your brain would go delusional after a few hours, causing you to go insane. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinus]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinus, Skelmrelm, the [[WotCP]], and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. However, the WotCP did not survive. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was Saldon.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused it's victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
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= Skelmrelm =
[[File:Skelmrelm.png|thumb|A picture of Skelmrelm at the beginning of the RP.]]
Skelmrelm is a country on the [[Odorslat]] continent. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 30 million people. It has 8 cities.
== Lore ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], shortened your lifetime, making it so you would only live for a few days after you caught the disease. It would compress your lungs very slowly and painfully, and your brain would go delusional after a few hours, causing you to go insane. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinus]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinus, Skelmrelm, the [[WotCP]], and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. However, the WotCP did not survive. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was Saldon.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused it's victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
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= Skelmrelm =
[[File:Skelmrelm.png|thumb|A picture of Skelmrelm at the beginning of the RP.]]
Skelmrelm is a country on the [[Odorslat]] continent. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 30 million people. It has 8 cities.
== Lore ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], shortened your lifetime, making it so you would only live for a few days after you caught the disease. It would compress your lungs very slowly and painfully, and your brain would go delusional after a few hours, causing you to go insane. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinus]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinus, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. However, the [[War of the Chicken Pie]] stopped because of it.. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was Saldon.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused it's victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
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Skelmrelm is a country on the [[Odorslat]] continent. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 30 million people. It has 8 cities.
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], shortened your lifetime, making it so you would only live for a few days after you caught the disease. It would compress your lungs very slowly and painfully, and your brain would go delusional after a few hours, causing you to go insane. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinus]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinus, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. However, the [[War of the Chicken Pie]] stopped because of it.. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was Saldon.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused it's victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
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Skelmrelm is a country on the [[Odorslat]] continent. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 30 million people. It has 8 cities.
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinus]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinus, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. However, the [[War of the Chicken Pie]] stopped because of it.. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was Saldon.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused it's victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Categories ==
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]The Orsk Federation is a country. It borders [[Norreik]] and [[Hakha Rakhine]] to the north and [[Chkyeb]] to the west.
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| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|0
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|2
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|0
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|
|}
== Divisions of Orska ==
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
== Political Parties ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
== Military ==
Main Article: [[Orsk Military]]
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
== Categories ==
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== ORSK FEDERATION ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
{| class="wikitable"
|+
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|0
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|2
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|0
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
|}
=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== POLITICAL PARTIES AND THEIR RESPECTIVE ALIGNMENTS ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== DEFENSE FORCE OF THE ORSK FEDERATION ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== ORSK ARMY ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
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== ORSK FEDERATION ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
{| class="wikitable"
|+
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|0
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|2
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|0
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
|}
=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== POLITICAL PARTIES AND THEIR RESPECTIVE ALIGNMENTS ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== DEFENSE FORCE OF THE ORSK FEDERATION ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== ORSK ARMY ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
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~ 1million people are rectuited to the DFOF, mostly housed in Jenois. We welcome new tank divisions (3) an attack helicopter unit and 2 armoured car divisions. 250k 47's had to be mass produced, 50k M14s 30k Remingtons, 200k M60s and the rest are unarmed for now. These soldiers are in the DFOF Special Arms Unit specialised in quick mobilisation from DFOF to Orsk Army.
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== ORSK FEDERATION ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
{| class="wikitable"
|+
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|3
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|0
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|0
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|2
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|0
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
|}
=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== POLITICAL PARTIES AND THEIR RESPECTIVE ALIGNMENTS ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== DEFENSE FORCE OF THE ORSK FEDERATION ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== ORSK ARMY ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
~ 1million people are recruited to the DFOF, mostly housed in Jenois. We welcome new tank divisions (3) an attack helicopter unit and 2 armoured car divisions. 250k 47's had to be mass produced, 50k M14s 30k Remingtons, 200k M60s and the rest are unarmed for now. These soldiers are in the DFOF Special Arms Unit specialised in quick mobilisation from DFOF to Orsk Army.
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== ORSK FEDERATION ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
{| class="wikitable"
|+
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || Amantone Fleake
|-
| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
=== FOREIGN POLICY ACT OF 1961 ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|5
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|4
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|4
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|3
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|3
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
|}
=== "DIVIDING ORSKA" SUMMIT OF 1960 (Reheld in 1965) ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== POLITICAL PARTIES AND THEIR RESPECTIVE ALIGNMENTS ===
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!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
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|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
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|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
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|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== DEFENSE FORCE OF THE ORSK FEDERATION ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== ORSK ARMY ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
~ 1million people are recruited to the DFOF, mostly housed in Jenois. We welcome new tank divisions (3) an attack helicopter unit and 2 armoured car divisions. 250k 47's had to be mass produced, 50k M14s 30k Remingtons, 200k M60s and the rest are unarmed for now. These soldiers are in the DFOF Special Arms Unit specialised in quick mobilisation from DFOF to Orsk Army.
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
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! Value X !! Value Y
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| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
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| Leader || Amantone Fleake
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| Ideology || Market Socialism
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| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
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| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
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| Denonym || Orskii
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| Shorthand || Orska
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|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
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|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
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|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
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|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
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|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
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|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
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|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
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|Wars
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== Goverment ==
=== Foreign Policy ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
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!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
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|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
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|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
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|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
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|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
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!Country
!Ranking on SCI
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|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
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|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
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|[[Norreik]]
|5
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|Hakha Rakhine
|4
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|4
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
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|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|3
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|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|3
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|[[Saldon]]
|0
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=== Divisions of the Nation ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== Political Parties ===
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!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
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|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
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|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== Defense Force ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== Army ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
~ 1 million people are recruited to the DFOF, mostly housed in Jenois. We welcome new tank divisions (3) an attack helicopter unit and 2 armoured car divisions. 250k 47's had to be mass produced, 50k M14s 30k Remingtons, 200k M60s and the rest are unarmed for now. These soldiers are in the DFOF Special Arms Unit specialised in quick mobilisation from DFOF to Orsk Army.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago.
Still a WIP but there's not much else to write because this is a problem with Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet and not the rest of the world
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (wiped out most of the Northern Order)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: War in Skelmrelm, a major world power, led to its dependents' economies going through a Great Depression-ish situation.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Oralotzo, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time. Turns your saliva to hydrochloric acid (ouch); death within 2 days unless you have a specific gene that repels it, or if you've gotten Lizard Pox before.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Resulting from a second Lacertiliitis-Fireplague pandemic combined with the Fire Wars, in which the Northern Order sets fire to Gondolinius, Gondolinius declares war on Marricopra, and then goes back and declares war on the Order. About a third of the world's population is lost. The world stabilizes ~1920, which eventually leads to where we are today (and why everyone is so salty at each other).
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
'''Tomorrow: the Great Earthquake and (hopefully) Lacertiliitis!'''
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (wiped out most of the Northern Order)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: War in Skelmrelm, a major world power, led to its dependents' economies going through a Great Depression-ish situation.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Oralotzo, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time. Turns your saliva to hydrochloric acid (ouch); death within 2 days unless you have a specific gene that repels it, or if you've gotten Lizard Pox before.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Resulting from a second Lacertiliitis-Fireplague pandemic combined with the Fire Wars, in which the Northern Order sets fire to Gondolinius, Gondolinius declares war on Marricopra, and then goes back and declares war on the Order. About a third of the world's population is lost. The world stabilizes ~1920, which eventually leads to where we are today (and why everyone is so salty at each other).
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837 to the End of the World as We Know It ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died.
More <s>later</s> soon.
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (wiped out most of the Northern Order)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: War in Skelmrelm, a major world power, led to its dependents' economies going through a Great Depression-ish situation.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time. Turns your saliva to hydrochloric acid (ouch); death within 2 days unless you have a specific gene that repels it, or if you've gotten Lizard Pox before.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Resulting from a second Lacertiliitis-Fireplague pandemic combined with the Fire Wars, in which the Northern Order sets fire to Gondolinius, Gondolinius declares war on Marricopra, and then goes back and declares war on the Order. About a third of the world's population is lost. The world stabilizes ~1920, which eventually leads to where we are today (and why everyone is so salty at each other).
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/* Lacertiliitis: 1837 to the End of the World as We Know It */
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the west (1530):
The west was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837 to the End of the World as We Know It ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Ortalor, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Ortalor stole some of the vaccine from Skelmrelm and tried to refine it, but only ended up creating a highly addictive pain medicine, which created a lot of addicts and became very illegal after a year, when the government finally realized the problem. They attempted to use the "Lizard Pox Solution," but as their climate wasn't sustainable to the Greeg, the initiative failed. The disease finally died out in 1849 after most of the population succumbed to it.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned Fireplague Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (wiped out most of the Northern Order)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: War in Skelmrelm, a major world power, led to its dependents' economies going through a Great Depression-ish situation.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time. Turns your saliva to hydrochloric acid (ouch); death within 2 days unless you have a specific gene that repels it, or if you've gotten Lizard Pox before.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Resulting from a second Lacertiliitis-Fireplague pandemic combined with the Fire Wars, in which the Northern Order sets fire to Gondolinius, Gondolinius declares war on Marricopra, and then goes back and declares war on the Order. About a third of the world's population is lost. The world stabilizes ~1920, which eventually leads to where we are today (and why everyone is so salty at each other).
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837 to the End of the World as We Know It ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Ortalor, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Ortalor stole some of the vaccine from Skelmrelm and tried to refine it, but only ended up creating a highly addictive pain medicine, which created a lot of addicts and became very illegal after a year, when the government finally realized the problem. They attempted to use the "Lizard Pox Solution," but as their climate wasn't sustainable to the Greeg, the initiative failed. The disease finally died out in 1849 after most of the population succumbed to it.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned Fireplague Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (wiped out most of the Northern Order)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: War in Skelmrelm, a major world power, led to its dependents' economies going through a Great Depression-ish situation.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time. Turns your saliva to hydrochloric acid (ouch); death within 2 days unless you have a specific gene that repels it, or if you've gotten Lizard Pox before.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Resulting from a second Lacertiliitis-Fireplague pandemic combined with the Fire Wars, in which the Northern Order sets fire to Gondolinius, Gondolinius declares war on Marricopra, and then goes back and declares war on the Order. About a third of the world's population is lost. The world stabilizes ~1920, which eventually leads to where we are today (and why everyone is so salty at each other).
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Ortalor, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Ortalor stole some of the vaccine from Skelmrelm and tried to refine it, but only ended up creating a highly addictive pain medicine, which created a lot of addicts and became very illegal after a year, when the government finally realized the problem. They attempted to use the "Lizard Pox Solution," but as their climate wasn't sustainable to the Greeg, the initiative failed. The disease finally died out in 1849 after most of the population succumbed to it.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius.
more later
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (wiped out most of the Northern Order)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: War in Skelmrelm, a major world power, led to its dependents' economies going through a Great Depression-ish situation.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time. Turns your saliva to hydrochloric acid (ouch); death within 2 days unless you have a specific gene that repels it, or if you've gotten Lizard Pox before.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Resulting from a second Lacertiliitis-Fireplague pandemic combined with the Fire Wars, in which the Northern Order sets fire to Gondolinius, Gondolinius declares war on Marricopra, and then goes back and declares war on the Order. About a third of the world's population is lost. The world stabilizes ~1920, which eventually leads to where we are today (and why everyone is so salty at each other).
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Ortalor, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Ortalor stole some of the vaccine from Skelmrelm and tried to refine it, but only ended up creating a highly addictive pain medicine, which created a lot of addicts and became very illegal after a year, when the government finally realized the problem. They attempted to use the "Lizard Pox Solution," but as their climate wasn't sustainable to the Greeg, the initiative failed. The disease finally died out in 1849 after most of the population succumbed to it.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Ortalor, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (wiped out most of the Northern Order)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: War in Skelmrelm, a major world power, led to its dependents' economies going through a Great Depression-ish situation.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time. Turns your saliva to hydrochloric acid (ouch); death within 2 days unless you have a specific gene that repels it, or if you've gotten Lizard Pox before.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, all of Gusmoas, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Resulting from a second Lacertiliitis-Fireplague pandemic combined with the Fire Wars, in which the Northern Order sets fire to Gondolinius, Gondolinius declares war on Marricopra, and then goes back and declares war on the Order. About a third of the world's population is lost. The world stabilizes ~1920, which eventually leads to where we are today (and why everyone is so salty at each other).
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Ortalor, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Ortalor stole some of the vaccine from Skelmrelm and tried to refine it, but only ended up creating a highly addictive pain medicine, which created a lot of addicts and became very illegal after a year, when the government finally realized the problem. They attempted to use the "Lizard Pox Solution," but as their climate wasn't sustainable to the Greeg, the initiative failed. The disease finally died out in 1849 after most of the population succumbed to it.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Ortalor, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
Actually I'm going to write this tomorrow so I have a proper amount of inspiration. - trix
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (wiped out most of the Northern Order)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: War in Skelmrelm, a major world power, led to its dependents' economies going through a Great Depression-ish situation.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time. Turns your saliva to hydrochloric acid (ouch); death within 2 days unless you have a specific gene that repels it, or if you've gotten Lizard Pox before.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, all of Gusmoas, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Resulting from a second Lacertiliitis-Fireplague pandemic combined with the Fire Wars, in which the Northern Order sets fire to Gondolinius, Gondolinius declares war on Marricopra, and then goes back and declares war on the Order. About a third of the world's population is lost. The world stabilizes ~1920, which eventually leads to where we are today (and why everyone is so salty at each other).
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|Denomonym: Nors
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Norsionic, Istucareac, Bayejin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Astrajien Kjorimmenden
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkeyb State]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
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====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.52.32 PM.png|thumb|Resources gained]]
The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Nors flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior
== Poltical Parties ==
Monarchist Norreik (MN)
Communist Norreik (CN)
Free State of Istuca (FSI)
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Odorslat is a continent in the Northeast corner of the map. It is the second closest to the North Pole and is the second biggest. It has 2 inhabiting nations, being Skelmrelm and Saldon.
== Lore ==
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called Pryr. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
COMING SOON
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 260,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 260,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
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Talk to me here! I hate pretending to be someone else and it's a hassle to do so. No profanity, please. - BX
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Talk to me here! I hate pretending to be someone else and it's a hassle to do so. No profanity, please. - BX
hello uh did you send me here to talk? - Scatel (breh)
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Talk to me here! I hate pretending to be someone else and it's a hassle to do so. No profanity, please. - BX
hello uh did you send me here to talk? - Scatel (breh)
hi there! I'm Bellatrix. I assume you were not part of II? - Trix
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Talk to me here! I hate pretending to be someone else and it's a hassle to do so. No profanity, please. - BX
hello uh did you send me here to talk? - Scatel (breh)
hi there! I'm Bellatrix. I assume you were not part of II? - Trix
Like CCII? no - Scatel
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Talk to me here! I hate pretending to be someone else and it's a hassle to do so. No profanity, please. - BX
hello uh did you send me here to talk? - Scatel (breh)
hi there! I'm Bellatrix. I assume you were not part of II? - Trix
Like CCII? no - Scatel
ok.... in that case, let me explain some things. During late March/April of 2022, CCRP II experienced something we called the "ban scare," in which Fictia, SCHello, myself, and several others were banned. Fictia has since left, but he was one of the main leaders of IV (and II for that matter). Having been banned for 2 years with no hope of return, I pulled a Fictia and restyled myself as my own friend (ask someone about Catman and you'll get the whole story). So yes, '''I''' am Zoe. BUT, unfortunately I cannot make this known on Scratch. Now, you may already know this (but I wouldn't know).
too long; didn't read: I'm Lazmin, but the ST doesn't know; I write the lore AND own Marricopra AND all that other stuff (its not two people); call me zoe/Lazmin on scratch but on here call me whatever cuz they're all one and the same
also ive forgotten my own password so i cant access my account if i wanted to
- reptile of the many names
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Talk to me here! I hate pretending to be someone else and it's a hassle to do so. No profanity, please. - BX
hello uh did you send me here to talk? - Scatel (breh)
hi there! I'm Bellatrix. I assume you were not part of II? - Trix
Like CCII? no - Scatel
ok.... in that case, let me explain some things. During late March/April of 2022, CCRP II experienced something we called the "ban scare," in which Fictia, SCHello, myself, and several others were banned. Fictia has since left, but he was one of the main leaders of IV (and II for that matter). Having been banned for 2 years with no hope of return, I pulled a Fictia and restyled myself as my own friend (ask someone about Catman and you'll get the whole story). So yes, '''I''' am Zoe. BUT, unfortunately I cannot make this known on Scratch. Now, you may already know this (but I wouldn't know).
too long; didn't read: I'm Lazmin, but the ST doesn't know; I write the lore AND own Marricopra AND all that other stuff (its not two people); call me zoe/Lazmin on scratch but on here call me whatever cuz they're all one and the same
also ive forgotten my own password so i cant access my account if i wanted to
- reptile of the many names
damn so you were Lazmin the whole time? - Scatel
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Talk to me here! I hate pretending to be someone else and it's a hassle to do so. No profanity, please. - BX
hello uh did you send me here to talk? - Scatel (breh)
hi there! I'm Bellatrix. I assume you were not part of II? - Trix
Like CCII? no - Scatel
ok.... in that case, let me explain some things. During late March/April of 2022, CCRP II experienced something we called the "ban scare," in which Fictia, SCHello, myself, and several others were banned. Fictia has since left, but he was one of the main leaders of IV (and II for that matter). Having been banned for 2 years with no hope of return, I pulled a Fictia and restyled myself as my own friend (ask someone about Catman and you'll get the whole story). So yes, '''I''' am Zoe. BUT, unfortunately I cannot make this known on Scratch. Now, you may already know this (but I wouldn't know).
too long; didn't read: I'm Lazmin, but the ST doesn't know; I write the lore AND own Marricopra AND all that other stuff (its not two people); call me zoe/Lazmin on scratch but on here call me whatever cuz they're all one and the same
also ive forgotten my own password so i cant access my account if i wanted to
- reptile of the many names
damn so you were Lazmin the whole time? - Scatel
Yesirree. I consider it one of my greatest achievements. Ironically, I have a friend who fits the description of "zoe" almost perfectly so I can blame her for everything. -BX
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Talk to me here! I hate pretending to be someone else and it's a hassle to do so. No profanity, please. - BX
hello uh did you send me here to talk? - Scatel (breh)
hi there! I'm Bellatrix. I assume you were not part of II? - Trix
Like CCII? no - Scatel
ok.... in that case, let me explain some things. During late March/April of 2022, CCRP II experienced something we called the "ban scare," in which Fictia, SCHello, myself, and several others were banned. Fictia has since left, but he was one of the main leaders of IV (and II for that matter). Having been banned for 2 years with no hope of return, I pulled a Fictia and restyled myself as my own friend (ask someone about Catman and you'll get the whole story). So yes, '''I''' am Zoe. BUT, unfortunately I cannot make this known on Scratch. Now, you may already know this (but I wouldn't know).
too long; didn't read: I'm Lazmin, but the ST doesn't know; I write the lore AND own Marricopra AND all that other stuff (its not two people); call me zoe/Lazmin on scratch but on here call me whatever cuz they're all one and the same
also ive forgotten my own password so i cant access my account if i wanted to
- reptile of the many names
damn so you were Lazmin the whole time? - Scatel
Yesirree. I consider it one of my greatest achievements. Ironically, I have a friend who fits the description of "zoe" almost perfectly so I can blame her for everything. -BX
Dayum that's some dark manipulation technique right there but where's catman's scratch or wiki account? - Scatel2143
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Talk to me here! I hate pretending to be someone else and it's a hassle to do so. No profanity, please. - BX
hello uh did you send me here to talk? - Scatel (breh)
hi there! I'm Bellatrix. I assume you were not part of II? - Trix
Like CCII? no - Scatel
ok.... in that case, let me explain some things. During late March/April of 2022, CCRP II experienced something we called the "ban scare," in which Fictia, SCHello, myself, and several others were banned. Fictia has since left, but he was one of the main leaders of IV (and II for that matter). Having been banned for 2 years with no hope of return, I pulled a Fictia and restyled myself as my own friend (ask someone about Catman and you'll get the whole story). So yes, '''I''' am Zoe. BUT, unfortunately I cannot make this known on Scratch. Now, you may already know this (but I wouldn't know).
too long; didn't read: I'm Lazmin, but the ST doesn't know; I write the lore AND own Marricopra AND all that other stuff (its not two people); call me zoe/Lazmin on scratch but on here call me whatever cuz they're all one and the same
also ive forgotten my own password so i cant access my account if i wanted to
- reptile of the many names
damn so you were Lazmin the whole time? - Scatel
Yesirree. I consider it one of my greatest achievements. Ironically, I have a friend who fits the description of "zoe" almost perfectly so I can blame her for everything. -BX
I'll talk to you later aight? ima sleep for tomorrow - Scatel2143
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Talk to me here! I hate pretending to be someone else and it's a hassle to do so. No profanity, please. - BX
hello uh did you send me here to talk? - Scatel (breh)
hi there! I'm Bellatrix. I assume you were not part of II? - Trix
Like CCII? no - Scatel
ok.... in that case, let me explain some things. During late March/April of 2022, CCRP II experienced something we called the "ban scare," in which Fictia, SCHello, myself, and several others were banned. Fictia has since left, but he was one of the main leaders of IV (and II for that matter). Having been banned for 2 years with no hope of return, I pulled a Fictia and restyled myself as my own friend (ask someone about Catman and you'll get the whole story). So yes, '''I''' am Zoe. BUT, unfortunately I cannot make this known on Scratch. Now, you may already know this (but I wouldn't know).
too long; didn't read: I'm Lazmin, but the ST doesn't know; I write the lore AND own Marricopra AND all that other stuff (its not two people); call me zoe/Lazmin on scratch but on here call me whatever cuz they're all one and the same
also ive forgotten my own password so i cant access my account if i wanted to
- reptile of the many names
damn so you were Lazmin the whole time? - Scatel
Yesirree. I consider it one of my greatest achievements. Ironically, I have a friend who fits the description of "zoe" almost perfectly so I can blame her for everything. -BX
I'll talk to you later aight? ima sleep for tomorrow - Scatel2143
Hope you slept well; I sure didn't. -BLTRX
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This page is a category for all former nations. It is a sub-category of [[:Category:Countries]].
== A ==
[[Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet]]
== E ==
[[Eddenarah]] (pre-Marricopra)
== G ==
[[Grand Duchy of Burges]]
== K ==
[[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] (KoPWARToD)
== S ==
[[Sevdrolet]]
== T ==
[[Tressene]]
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'''National Hakha Rakhine Communist Party Census (NHRCPC)'''
!Working Soon!
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'''National Hakha Rakhine Communist Party Census (NHRCPC)'''
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! Settlements !! Recorded Population !! Status
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| Nay || 500,000 || Populated City
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| Yango || 260,000 || Capital
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| Khaikon || 24,000 || City
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| TunPaing || 80,000 || Town
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| Sambia || 48,000 || City
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| Sinoland || 10,000 || Village
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Yango is the capital of Hakha Rakhine. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
== Population ==
The City of Yango has a population of 260,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 120k)
* City: 1.8x (population 120k - 300k)
== History ==
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
== Infrastructure ==
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on buildings, supplies, and power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Settlements]]
[[:Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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World Map at the end of Year 0
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__NOTOC__
== Welcome to Country Clash '70! ==
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-26 at 21-33-08 Scratch - CCRP .70 Map Preview.png|thumb|alt=Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start|Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start]]
[[File:World Map.png|thumb|World Map at the end of Year 0]]
== Links ==
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official Studio]
[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/885387411/ Map Project]
[[World History]] - massive credit to Bellatrix
[[Recent News]]
[[:Category:Categories]]
[[:Category:Countries]]
[[:Category:Events]]
== To get permissions ==
Verify your identity on our [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments studio] so you can be let in. Exceptions are made for players no longer on scratch or have been banned.
== Discussion ==
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__NOTOC__
== Welcome to Country Clash '70! ==
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-26 at 21-33-08 Scratch - CCRP .70 Map Preview.png|thumb|alt=Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start|Blank map of the RP taken 1970, before RP start]]
[[File:World Map.png|thumb|World Map at the start of the RP]]
== Links ==
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official Studio]
[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/885387411/ Map Project]
[[World History]] - massive credit to Bellatrix
[[Recent News]]
[[:Category:Categories]]
[[:Category:Countries]]
[[:Category:Events]]
== To get permissions ==
Verify your identity on our [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments studio] so you can be let in. Exceptions are made for players no longer on scratch or have been banned.
== Discussion ==
To use the discussion you have to click "discussion" button on the navbar
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Latest news is at the bottom. Please do not delete any news for archival reasons.
# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm makes massive expansions!
# Saldon expands north to close the gap between Skelmrelm and Santa Marino
# Silenc Industries collapses.
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Latest news is at the bottom. Please do not delete any news for archival reasons.
# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm makes massive expansions!
# Saldon expands north to close the gap between Skelmrelm and Santa Marino
# Silenc Industries collapses.
# Hakha Rakhine expands, the Seseco Triparte Pact forms!
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The Flag of Oralotzo.
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Oralotzo is a country on the Oralian continent
[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
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|Exonyms:
|[none yet]
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|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
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|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
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|Denomonym
|Oralian
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|Ethnicities
|Oralian, Edenarrahan,
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|Languages
|Oralian
|}
== Categories ==
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Wait why do Eddenarans live there? -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 18:41, 14 September 2023 (UTC)
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== E ==
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== F ==
[[:Category:Fallen Nations]]
== S ==
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Created page with "== Who is qloakonscratch?== My name is qloakonscratch. I have been playing CCRP since the second iteration, and I was temporarily a fill-in map admin in CCRP IV. In CCRP II, I controlled Hyrule along with Pixelation-Creations and the Hyrule account itself (although it had been inactive, and stayed inactive during the entire iteration). In CCRP IV and CCRP '70, I control Skelmrelm. Since my account got banned, I no longer control Skelmrelm in IV, and have instead given th..."
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== Who is qloakonscratch?==
My name is qloakonscratch. I have been playing CCRP since the second iteration, and I was temporarily a fill-in map admin in CCRP IV. In CCRP II, I controlled Hyrule along with Pixelation-Creations and the Hyrule account itself (although it had been inactive, and stayed inactive during the entire iteration). In CCRP IV and CCRP '70, I control Skelmrelm. Since my account got banned, I no longer control Skelmrelm in IV, and have instead given that responsibility to Out-Box.
I love writing books and scripts, animating, and making music (although I don't produce music much anymore). I'm 17, about to go to college. I used to be transgender, however I now consider myself to be a girl, and have done the surgery and such to make myself so. However, I don't really mind if you call me he/him or whatever. Pronouns are dumb imo, and I don't want to enforce them :]
== How can I contact qloakonscratch? ==
I check this and the IV wiki pretty frequently. I also check Scratch a lot (find me [https://scratch.mit.edu/users/qloak/ here]). I used to have a dizzy account, but sadly I lost it to 2FA, and Discord Support sucks. Finally, you can find my Youtube account [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_FqU6t151eqBn2A8kcijvg here]. Those are the only places you can find me.
== Is there a place where you post your writings? ==
I know nobody asked this, but yeah. I post most of them to my blog, which can be found [https://blogs.mtdv.me/qloak here]. That's it. Have a good day!
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 300,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 954,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 1,254,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm makes massive expansions!
# Saldon expands north to close the gap between Skelmrelm and Santa Marino
# Silenc Industries collapses.
# Hakha Rakhine expands, the Seseco Triparte Pact forms!
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm makes massive expansions!
# Saldon expands north to close the gap between Skelmrelm and Santa Marino
# Silenc Industries collapses.
# Hakha Rakhine expands, the Seseco Triparte Pact forms!
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in South Seseco
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
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World History
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/* The Second Apocalypse: 1906 */
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
(Disclaimer: this is - as of September 6th, 2023 - basically a history of Eddenarah, but I'm trying to touch base on everything else too)
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Ortalor, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Ortalor stole some of the vaccine from Skelmrelm and tried to refine it, but only ended up creating a highly addictive pain medicine, which created a lot of addicts and became very illegal after a year, when the government finally realized the problem. They attempted to use the "Lizard Pox Solution," but as their climate wasn't sustainable to the Greeg, the initiative failed. The disease finally died out in 1849 after most of the population succumbed to it.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Ortalor, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
the end!
(just kidding)
== For Those Of You Who Wish to Write Your Own Histories ==
While the Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War is going on, everyone else is distracted with their own problems (except for you, Gondolinius - you got pulled into the war too). If you want to write your own history, here are some worldwide events to keep in mind:
- The Fireplague Epidemic (1406-1455 AY), which originated in the Mocze desert (wiped out most of the Northern Order)
- The War of the Chicken Pie, which started over a cooking competition held in the KoPWARToD, which was already having its own internal struggles that several countries simply threw themselves into (1507-1509 AY)
- The Second Fireplague Epidemic (1509 - ended the WotCP - to 1576 AY; off and on throughout these years)
- The split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet, which gave us the two desert islands south of Centrius (1599 AY). I might jump in with this one and make it a war, but for now feel free to keep this in mind as you write your own history
- The economic collapse of 1684: War in Skelmrelm, a major world power, led to its dependents' economies going through a Great Depression-ish situation.
- The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat. This destroyed the capital and led to the collapse of the Republic, leading to the country being divided up into several groups (including Saldon)
- Lacertiliitis (1837): a disease originating in the Great Lacertilia National Park (Marricopra) that spread to the greater population and made it across the sea to Ortalor, Saldon, and whatever state Gondolinius was in at the time. Turns your saliva to hydrochloric acid (ouch); death within 2 days unless you have a specific gene that repels it, or if you've gotten Lizard Pox before.
- Lacertiliitis/Fireplague Meltdown: Doctors and scientists from all corners of the world scramble to the Central Archipelago, which is declared a neutral zone for the time, to create a vaccination for the mutated Lacertiliitis-Fireplague disease, which has rendered large portions of Mocze and Gusmoas inhabitable. This disease wipes out almost all of Del Sarcarmo, all of Gusmoas, half of Seseco, and the monarch of Marricopra, leading to a general state of panic. Most of the world goes into COVID-style lockdown, making the economy grind to a halt and leaving many countries unable to govern themselves. Circa 1895 AY.
- The Second Apocalypse (1906). This is the final event leading to where our nations are today. Resulting from a second Lacertiliitis-Fireplague pandemic combined with the Fire Wars, in which the Northern Order sets fire to Gondolinius, Gondolinius declares war on Marricopra, and then goes back and declares war on the Order. About a third of the world's population is lost. The world stabilizes ~1920, which eventually leads to where we are today (and why everyone is so salty at each other).
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Ortalor, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Ortalor stole some of the vaccine from Skelmrelm and tried to refine it, but only ended up creating a highly addictive pain medicine, which created a lot of addicts and became very illegal after a year, when the government finally realized the problem. They attempted to use the "Lizard Pox Solution," but as their climate wasn't sustainable to the Greeg, the initiative failed. The disease finally died out in 1849 after most of the population succumbed to it.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Ortalor, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Ortalor was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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Oralotzo is a country on the Oralian continent
[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]
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The Verst Empire controlled most of Southern Seseco throughout history. See [[World History#South Seseco]]
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== G ==
[[Grand Junction]]
== H ==
[[Hanner]]
== K ==
[[Kachov]]
[[Khaikon]]
[[Kvev]]
== L ==
[[Lagrant]]
== P ==
[[Petersport]]
== S ==
[[Saint Vennes]]
[[Sambia]]
[[Sinoland]]
== T ==
[[Tornve]]
[[Tsoje]]
== Y ==
[[Yango]]
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== G ==
[[Grand Junction]]
== H ==
[[Hanner]]
== K ==
[[Kachov]]
[[Khaikon]]
[[Kvev]]
== L ==
[[Lagrant]]
== P ==
[[Petersport]]
== S ==
[[Saint Vennes]]
[[Sambia]]
[[Sinoland]]
== T ==
[[Tornve]]
[[Tunpaing]]
[[Tsoje]]
== Y ==
[[Yango]]
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== D ==
[[Dnoprik]]
== G ==
[[Grand Junction]]
== H ==
[[Hanner]]
== J ==
[[Jenois]]
== K ==
[[Kachov]]
[[Khaikon]]
[[Kvev]]
== L ==
[[Lagrant]]
[[Lehaska]]
== P ==
[[Petersport]]
== S ==
[[Saint Vennes]]
[[Sambia]]
[[Sinoland]]
== T ==
[[Tornobyl]]
[[Tornve]]
[[Tunpaing]]
[[Tsoje]]
== Y ==
[[Yango]]
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[[Dnoprik]], DK
[[Driktyigrad]], DK
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[[Frisya]], TY
== G ==
[[Grand Junction]] (Petersport), DV
[[Grevetone]], LJ
== H ==
[[Hallem]], DV
== J ==
[[Jenois]], LJ
== K ==
[[Kauter]], LJ
[[Kvev]], TY
[[Kachov]], DK
== L ==
[[Lehaska]], DK
[[Lagrant]], LJ
[[La Sesant]], LJ
[[Letž]], DK
== N ==
[[Nethrov]], TY
== P ==
[[Petersport]] (Grand Junction), DV
== S ==
[[Saint Vennes]], LJ
== T ==
[[Tornobyl]], TY
[[Tornve]], Tornve City Federal Territory
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[[Warsawik]], DK
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Odorslat is a continent in the Northeast corner of the map. It is the second closest to the North Pole and is the second biggest. It has 2 inhabiting nations, being Skelmrelm and Saldon.
== Lore ==
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called Pryr. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
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The Chkyiv Mountains are a mountain range in Southern Seseco. The people there are known as Chyevens and speak The Mountain Tongue. There are two towns in the mountain range, both in the [[Tornobyl]] Canton of the [[Orsk Federation]].
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[[File:Screensoht 2023-09-10 5.29.58 PM.png|thumb|372x372px|Flag of Norreik. The symbolism came from the Travösc Shield.
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|Denomonym: Nors
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Nors, Istucian/Istucik, Ärjin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Astrajien Kjorimmenden
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkeyb State]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.51.40 PM.png|thumb|390x390px|Province map]]
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
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The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Nors flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior
== Poltical Parties ==
Monarchist Norreik (MN)
Communist Norreik (CN)
Free State of Istuca (FSI)
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Astrajien Kjorimmenden
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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|Currency: Freå
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkeyb State]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.51.40 PM.png|thumb|390x390px|Province map]]
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.52.32 PM.png|thumb|Resources gained]]
The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Nors flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior
== Poltical Parties ==
Monarchist Norreik (MN)
Communist Norreik (CN)
Free State of Istuca (FSI)
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
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[[File:Screensoht 2023-09-10 5.29.58 PM.png|thumb|372x372px|Flag of Norreik. The symbolism came from the Travösc Shield.
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!The Kingdom of Norreik
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|Denomonym: Nors
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Nors, Istucian/Istucik, Ärjin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Ärjinnik Khusamershyk
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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|Currency: Freå
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkeyb State]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.51.40 PM.png|thumb|390x390px|Province map]]
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.52.32 PM.png|thumb|Resources gained]]
The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Nors flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior
== Poltical Parties ==
Monarchist Norreik (MN)
Communist Norreik (CN)
Free State of Istuca (FSI)
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Countries]]
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Yango is the capital of Hakha Rakhine. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
== Population ==
The City of Yango has a population of 954,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
== Infrastructure ==
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on buildings, supplies, and power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Settlements]]
[[:Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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Yango is the capital of Hakha Rakhine. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
== Population ==
The City of Yango has a population of 1,254,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
== Infrastructure ==
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on buildings, supplies, and power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Settlements]]
[[:Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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Nay is the largest city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The city of Nay has a population of 1,580,000.
* Village: 1.3x (population: 5k - 40k)
* Town: 1.6x (population: 40k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population: 80k - 500k+)
== History ==
The City of Nay was supposed to be used as a training battlefield for the Communist Army of Hakha (CAH or CAHR). But the Hakha Rakhine Government ordered it should be a city instead of a battlefield training yard. There were a lot of arguments about whether it should be a battlefield or a city. This makes the city look like a ghost town in 1950. After that in 1970, it was filled with people later on.
== Categories ==
[[File:Nay.jpg|thumb|right|This is Nay, a ghost town.]][[:Category:Settlements]]
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The reason why there are Eddenarans in Oralotzo is because they moved there, many after the lacerillitis pandemic. They are the only immigrant population big enough to get on the map.
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Hi, I'm Bellatrix! I write the lore and hold unlimited power over the fate of the universe.
I am BellatriX_Is_ME on Scratch. I was banned for a year and a half, but I'm back in action! Yes, I am Lazmin too, but I haven't the patience to switch between the two accounts so "Zoe" is on "hiatus." I'm active most days, and usually in the afternoon.
Feel free to call me Liz, as that is my real name, revealed almost 2 years previously on the old CCRP II wiki.
For the full story (as well as just about everything about me I'm willing to reveal online) see [https://ccrpiv.miraheze.org/wiki/User:BellatriX here] and a much cringier (as well as vaguely outdated) version [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/User:BellatriX here].
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'''TunPaing (Communist Town)'''
The town of TunPaing has 80,000 residents living here.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 8k - 14k)
* Town: 1.3x (population: 14k - 30k+)
TunPaing is a town made by the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHP). The town is based only on Middle-Class Citizens who are allowed to move here. It's a nice town where people can live normally and it's just a normal town. The town does have a meaning though, During the 1700 AD a leader named Pyu Tun Paing helped the people who were almost on the verge of losing everything, and it happened during this place.
== Categories ==
[[File:Maxresdefault.jpg|thumb|right|The TunPaing Town]][[:Category:Settlements]]
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'''TunPaing (Communist Town)'''
The town of TunPaing has 134,400 residents living here.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 8k - 14k)
* Town: 1.3x (population: 14k - 30k+)
TunPaing is a town made by the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHP). The town is based only on Middle-Class Citizens who are allowed to move here. It's a nice town where people can live normally and it's just a normal town. The town does have a meaning though, During the 1700 AD a leader named Pyu Tun Paing helped the people who were almost on the verge of losing everything, and it happened during this place.
== Categories ==
[[File:Maxresdefault.jpg|thumb|right|The TunPaing Town]][[:Category:Settlements]]
[[:Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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This category is a category for all settlements in [[Hakha Rakhine]]. It is a sub-category of [[:Category:Settlements]].
== K ==
[[Khaikon]]
== N ==
[[Nay]]
== S ==
[[Sambia]]
[[Sinoland]]
== T ==
[[Tunpaing|TunPaing]]
== Y ==
[[Yango]]
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Sambia is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]]. It is very famous as most of the world's gold comes from there.
== Population ==
Sambia has a population of 197,000
* Village: 1.1x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.6x (population: 30k - 60k)
Sambia was founded under the rule of the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). It was established as a gold mine and a city.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Settlements]]
[[:Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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'''Khaikon (Small City)'''
The city of Khaikon has a population of 49,000
* Village: 1x (population: 5k - 7k)
* Town: 1.2x (population: 7k - 14k)
* City 1.4x (population: 14k - 18k+)
Khaikon Is a city made from the People's Communist Rights (PCR). The PCR is one example of a second communist party that holds some power such as Infrastructure building and Rules, but they don't hold the power of military rule since they are the second communist party. Khaikon holds the amount of Kachin and Chin people since it's their homeland.
== Categories ==
[[File:Khaikon.jpg|thumb|right|Khaikon Village]][[:Category:Settlements]]
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Sinoland is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
Sinoland has a population of 11,320 low-class citizens
* Village: 1.1x (population: 300 - 1.2k)
The Sino People are known to be one of the low-class citizens. They are the people who help the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). They mainly work in a factory in Yango. Sinese were usually called bandits since the (CPHR) spied on the groups of bandits going near the Sino Territory. They believed that the Sino people were causing all the problems in Hakha Rakhine by stealing resources. The Sino-chin and the Sino-Rakâ people were placed under the authoritarian of (CPHR) and were freed later, but the Sino-people were demoted to Low-Class Must-Be-Authorized citizens.
== Categories ==
[[:Category:Settlements]]
[[:Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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Created page with "''For the country of Eddenarah, see:'' [[United Eddenarah]] Eddenarah is the southern half of what was once the Valley of Priyoriya, on the continent of Pryr. It is part of an area now called Vizantia. Its main resource is timber, of which it has a lot, and the stone in the Pryr Mountains. == Priyoriya == Before the Flood Priyoriya was much smaller, covering a small, fertile strip of land between the Odorslatian Mountains and Pryr. For a couple hundred years this was t..."
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''For the country of Eddenarah, see:'' [[United Eddenarah]]
Eddenarah is the southern half of what was once the Valley of Priyoriya, on the continent of Pryr. It is part of an area now called Vizantia. Its main resource is timber, of which it has a lot, and the stone in the Pryr Mountains.
== Priyoriya ==
Before the Flood Priyoriya was much smaller, covering a small, fertile strip of land between the Odorslatian Mountains and Pryr. For a couple hundred years this was the site of the seven Great Wars and finally the uniting of Eddenarah by Machrannah. They called it "the place of legends" (as per proto-Eddenaran writings) and built many statues of their heroes, whose names are all lost to time, save for Machrannah.
Priyoriya became a farming community, with hundreds of acres of crop squares in a large circle around their city, which they named "Eddennarah," meaning "the peace of home."
Others called it "the place of pillars," which translated between many languages into what is now Odorslat.
The center of the city held a circular temple structure which was half a governmental complex, with a - legend has it - giant palm tree that glowed under the full moon.
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== Dnoprik ==
Dnoprik is a city in the Orsk Federation. In 1971, it had a population of 133,500. It is known as "Civillisation's Furthest Frontier" because historically it was the last Verst city before the [[Chkyeb Mountains]]<gallery mode="packed" caption="Some pictures from Dnoprik">
File:Ural4.jpg|New Berlin Square in Dnoprik.
File:Ural2.jpg|A militant lorry driving past the eastern wing of the Dnoprik Hellik Cathedral
File:Ural3.jpg|Statue of Grand Uller - a hellik god. No one knows who built it.
File:Ural1.jpg|A view of Dnoprik from one of it's three hills.
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== Dnoprik ==
Dnoprik is a city in the Orsk Federation. In 1971, it had a population of 133,500. It is known as "Civillisation's Furthest Frontier" because historically it was the last Verst city before the [[Chkyiv|Chkyev]] <gallery mode="packed" caption="Some pictures from Dnoprik">
File:Ural4.jpg|New Berlin Square in Dnoprik.
File:Ural2.jpg|A militant lorry driving past the eastern wing of the Dnoprik Hellik Cathedral
File:Ural3.jpg|Statue of Grand Uller - a hellik god. No one knows who built it.
File:Ural1.jpg|A view of Dnoprik from one of it's three hills.
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This Category is a page storing all the countries.
== A ==
[[Altar]]
== C ==
[[Chechnyoslovenia]]
[[Chkyeb]]
== E ==
[[Eddenarah]]
== G ==
[[Gondolinius|The Great Imperial Republic of Gondolinius]]
== H ==
[[Hakha Rakhine]]
[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
== M ==
[[Marricopra]]
== N ==
[[Norreik]]
== O ==
[[Oralotzo]]
[[Orsk Federation]]
== S ==
[[Saldon]]
[[Santa Marino]]
[[Silencio Industries]]
[[Skelmrelm]]
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Lehaska is a large town in North Western [[Orsk Federation]] it is currently the most population de line in the country.
== Categories ==
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Lehaska is a large town in North Western [[Orsk Federation]] it is currently the most population de line in the country.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the government enough for a complete overhaul ['''Asisi - this is your chance to step in and write your history]'''.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Happra Ling King, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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|Denomonym: Nors
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Nors, Istucian/Istucik, Ärjin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Ärjinnik Khusamershyk
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkeyb State]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Nors, Istucian/Istucik, Ärjin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Ärjinnik Khusamershyk
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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|Currency: Freå
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkeyb State]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== Links ==
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official Studio]
[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/885387411/ Map Project]
[[World History]] - massive credit to Bellatrix
[[Recent News]]
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== Welcome to Country Clash '70! ==
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
[[File:World Map.png|thumb|World Map at the start of the RP|center|301x301px]]
== Featured Article ==
[[File:Screensoht 2023-09-10 5.29.58 PM.png|thumb|372x372px|Flag of Norreik. The symbolism came from the Travösc Shield.
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!The Kingdom of Norreik
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|Denomonym: Nors
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Nors, Istucian/Istucik, Ärjin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Ärjinnik Khusamershyk
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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|Currency: Freå
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkeyb State]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
[[Norreik|Read more...]]
== Links ==
[https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments Official Studio]
[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/885387411/ Map Project]
[[World History]] - massive credit to Bellatrix
[[Recent News]]
[[:Category:Categories]]
[[:Category:Countries]]
[[:Category:Events]]
== To get permissions ==
Verify your identity on our [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33590155/comments studio] so you can be let in. Exceptions are made for players no longer on scratch or have been banned.
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''This article is about the continent of Mocze. For information on the Skelmish colony of Mocze, go to [[Mocze (colony)]].''
Mocze is a continent. It is south of Seseco and north of Gusmoas.
== History ==
=== Prehistory ===
Scientists believe that modern-day humans evolved in what is now the Skelmish colony of Mocze.
=== Dark Ages and After ===
In the [[Dark Ages]] (543-826 AY) the people of Mocze were very religious, believing in an animistic religion that most likely is the ancestor of the modern religions in the area. Around 992, these people began a tradition of lighting bonfires and became very barbaric. In 1208 AY, the Order of the Everlasting Fire split Mocze into two areas (now [[Worsh]] and [[Santa Marino]]).
==== The Fireplague Epidemics ====
Between 1402 and 1455, the nation was hard-hit by the Fireplague Epidemic. The pandemic ended in 1455 but came back for between 1509 and 1576, right after the [[War of the Chicken Pie.]]
== Geography ==
The southern and central area of Mocze, mainly in [[Worsh]] and [[Skelmrelm]], is a large desert that produces oil. The western area is taken up by the [[Jhaivan Republic]], and produces gravel. Gravel is also produced in the north-eastern Worsh area of the desert. [[Chechnyo Slovenia]] takes up some of the south-eastern forest, and the northern colonial areas of [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Saldon]] also contain forests. The far northern tip is the nation of [[Santa Marino]].
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''This article is about the continent of Mocze. For information on the Skelmish colony of Mocze, go to [[Mocze (colony)]].''
Mocze is a continent. It is south of Seseco and north of Gusmoas.
== History ==
=== Prehistory ===
Scientists believe that modern-day humans evolved in what is now the Skelmish colony of Mocze.
=== Dark Ages and After ===
In the [[Dark Ages]] (543-826 AY) the people of Mocze were very religious, believing in an animistic religion that most likely is the ancestor of the modern religions in the area. Around 992, these people began a tradition of lighting bonfires and became very barbaric. In 1208 AY, the Order of the Everlasting Fire split Mocze into two areas (now [[Worsh]] and [[Santa Marino]]).
==== The Fireplague Epidemics ====
Between 1402 and 1455, the nation was hard-hit by the Fireplague Epidemic. The pandemic ended in 1455 but came back for between 1509 and 1576, right after the [[War of the Chicken Pie.]]
== Geography ==
The southern and central area of Mocze, mainly in [[Worsh]] and [[Skelmrelm]], is a large desert that produces oil. The western area is taken up by the [[Jhaivan Republic]], and produces gravel. Gravel is also produced in the north-eastern Worsh area of the desert. [[Chechnyoslovenia]] takes up some of the south-eastern forest, and the northern colonial areas of [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Saldon]] also contain forests. The far northern tip is the nation of [[Santa Marino]].
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== O ==
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''For the country of Eddenarah, see:'' [[United Eddenarah]]
Eddenarah is the southern half of what was once the Valley of Priyoriya, on the continent of Pryr. It is part of an area now called Vizantia. Its main resource is timber, of which it has a lot, and the stone in the Pryr Mountains.
== Priyoriya ==
Before the Flood Priyoriya was much smaller, covering a small, fertile strip of land between the Odorslatian Mountains and Pryr. For a couple hundred years this was the site of the seven Great Wars and finally the uniting of Eddenarah by Machrannah. They called it "the place of legends" (as per proto-Eddenaran writings) and built many statues of their heroes, whose names are all lost to time, save for Machrannah.
Priyoriya became a farming community, with hundreds of acres of crop squares in a large circle around their city, which they named "Eddennarah," meaning "the peace of home."
Others called it "the place of pillars," which translated between many languages into what is now Odorslat.
The center of the city held a circular temple structure which was half a governmental complex, with a - legend has it - giant palm tree that glowed under the full moon.
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''For the country of Eddenarah, see:'' [[United Eddenarah]]
Eddenarah is the southern half of what was once the Valley of Priyoriya, on the continent of Pryr. It is part of an area now called Vizantia. Its main resource is timber, of which it has a lot, and the stone in the Pryr Mountains.
== Priyoriya ==
Before the Flood Priyoriya was much smaller, covering a small, fertile strip of land between the Odorslatian Mountains and Pryr. For a couple hundred years this was the site of the seven Great Wars and finally the uniting of Eddenarah by Machrannah. They called it "the place of legends" (as per proto-Eddenaran writings) and built many statues of their heroes, whose names are all lost to time, save for Machrannah.
Priyoriya became a farming community, with hundreds of acres of crop squares in a large circle around their city, which they named "Eddennarah," meaning "the peace of home."
Others called it "the place of pillars," which translated between many languages into what is now Odorslat.
The center of the city held a circular temple structure which was half a governmental complex, with a - legend has it - giant palm tree that glowed under the full moon.
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 1,254,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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Odorslat is a continent in the Northeast corner of the map. It is the second closest to the North Pole and is the second biggest. It has 2 inhabiting nations, being Skelmrelm and Saldon.
== Lore ==
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called Pryr. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
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Seseco is a continent in the north west of [[New Inita|New Initia]]
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The Grand Duchy of Burges was a grand duchy in southwest Seseco from 1480 - 1550 and again from 1620 - 1723. From 1550 - 1620, 1723 - 1960 and from 1970 onwards it was either a member of the [[Verst Empire]], [[Chkyeb Uniate]], [[2nd Chkyeb Uniate]] or the [[Chkyeb State]].
== Category ==
[[Category:Countries]] ---[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-02 at 12-12-26 Flag Designer.png|thumb|Flag of the Grand Duchy of Burges from 1628 - 1700. It is the most widely used to represent the region, as in 1672 it was also made the flag of Burges City, which it remains to this day.]][[Category:Fallen Nations]]
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The Chkyiv Mountains are a mountain range in Southern Seseco. The people there are known as Chyevens and speak The Mountain Tongue. There are two towns in the mountain range, both in the [[Tornobyl]] Canton of the [[Orsk Federation]].
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== Dnoprik ==
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File:Ural4.jpg|New Berlin Square in Dnoprik.
File:Ural2.jpg|A militant lorry driving past the eastern wing of the Dnoprik Hellik Cathedral
File:Ural3.jpg|Statue of Grand Uller - a hellik god. No one knows who built it.
File:Ural1.jpg|A view of Dnoprik from one of it's three hills.
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File:London, Ontario, Canada- The Forest City from above.jpg|Petersport skyline
File:1970 - Avenida Jabaquara, obras do metrô.jpg|Metro?
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'''Khaikon (Small City)'''
The city of Khaikon has a population of 49,000
* Village: 1x (population: 5k - 7k)
* Town: 1.2x (population: 7k - 14k)
* City 1.4x (population: 14k - 18k+)
Khaikon Is a city made from the People's Communist Rights (PCR). The PCR is one example of a second communist party that holds some power such as Infrastructure building and Rules, but they don't hold the power of military rule since they are the second communist party. Khaikon holds the amount of Kachin and Chin people since it's their homeland.
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Saint Vennes is a town in the [[Orsk Federation]]
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Sambia is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]]. It is very famous as most of the world's gold comes from there.
== Population ==
Sambia has a population of 197,000
* Village: 1.1x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.6x (population: 30k - 60k)
Sambia was founded under the rule of the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). It was established as a gold mine and a city.
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Sinoland is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
Sinoland has a population of 11,320 low-class citizens
* Village: 1.1x (population: 300 - 1.2k)
The Sino People are known to be one of the low-class citizens. They are the people who help the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). They mainly work in a factory in Yango. Sinese were usually called bandits since the (CPHR) spied on the groups of bandits going near the Sino Territory. They believed that the Sino people were causing all the problems in Hakha Rakhine by stealing resources. The Sino-chin and the Sino-Rakâ people were placed under the authoritarian of (CPHR) and were freed later, but the Sino-people were demoted to Low-Class Must-Be-Authorized citizens.
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! Administrative Region !! Status: Federal Canton, Orsk Federation
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| Named after || Freteriksten Tornovy, first settler in what is now Tornobyl City
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| Capital City || Tornobyl
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| District Type || Municipal, 7 + 2 City Councils (See [[Municipal Districts of Orska]]/MDO's)
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| Main Party || Tornobyl Soviet Party
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| Population || 0000000000
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Tornve is a city located in the south of Seseco. It is the capital of the [[Orsk Federation]].
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| [[File:Kyiv1970.jpg|thumb]] || [[File:Plazaroad.jpg|thumb]]
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| [[File:Fountain Park.jpg|thumb]] || [[File:Skyline Painting.jpg|thumb]]
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'''TunPaing (Communist Town)'''
The town of TunPaing has 134,400 residents living here.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 8k - 14k)
* Town: 1.3x (population: 14k - 30k+)
TunPaing is a town made by the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHP). The town is based only on Middle-Class Citizens who are allowed to move here. It's a nice town where people can live normally and it's just a normal town. The town does have a meaning though, During the 1700 AD a leader named Pyu Tun Paing helped the people who were almost on the verge of losing everything, and it happened during this place.
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Tsoje is the capitol city of [[Oralotzo]].
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Yango is the capital of Hakha Rakhine. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
== Population ==
The City of Yango has a population of 1,254,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
== Infrastructure ==
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on buildings, supplies, and power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM.
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The Verst Empire controlled most of Southern Seseco throughout history. See [[World History#South Seseco]]
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Skelmrelm is a country on the [[Odorslat]] continent. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 30 million people. It has 8 cities.
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinus]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinus, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. However, the [[War of the Chicken Pie]] stopped because of it.. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was Saldon.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused it's victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
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The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust was a kingdom on the continent of [[Del Sacarmo]] and the predessecor of present-day Oralotzo.
== History ==
The nation came about by the native tribes of Oralotzo. It was overthrown by those tribes and became modern day [[Oralotzo]].
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The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust was a kingdom on the continent of [[Del Sacarmo]] and the predessecor of present-day Oralotzo. They were known for their amazing knack for avoiding conflicts by sending large signs that say "NO" to their enemies.
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The nation came about by the native tribes of Oralotzo. While the first dynasty was ruled by the Oralians, it went under foreign rule from various nations, such as Skelmrelm, Saldon, and the Orsk Federation.
=== Downfall ===
Later, it was overthrown by those tribes and became modern day [[Oralotzo]].
== Legacy ==
In 1972, Oralotzo was officially renamed the New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust in its honour. Also, in many nations around the world, "to be tired of dust" is an idiom that means to be cut straight to the point.
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The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust was a kingdom on the continent of [[Del Sacarmo]] and the predessecor of present-day Oralotzo. They were known for their amazing knack for avoiding conflicts by sending large signs that say "NO" to their enemies.
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The nation came about in 992 by the unification of the native tribes of Oralotzo. While the first dynasty was ruled by the Oralians, it went under foreign rule from various nations, such as Skelmrelm, Saldon, and the Orsk Federation.
=== Golden Era (993-1208) ===
In 993 they colonized some oversea area near the [[Verst Empire]]. Later, in 1206, the Kingdom took pity on the suffering [[Children of Nephrops]]. Despite them being outnumbered, they managed to push their enemies away. In 1208, [[World War Three]] ended in stalemate, though the Kingdom was largely unaffected by treaties of any kind.
=== Silver Era (1208-1406) ===
In this time, nations in [[Odorslat]] began an alliance with the Kingdom. This alliance still lasts today, while mainly only cultural.
=== Downfall (140-1408) ===
In 1406, the nation was somewhat weakened by the [[fireplague]] pandemic. This destabilised the government so much, that later, it was overthrown by those tribes and became modern day [[Oralotzo]].
== Legacy ==
In 1972, Oralotzo was officially renamed the New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust in its honour. Also, in many nations around the world, "to be tired of dust" is an idiom that means to be cut straight to the point.
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The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust was a kingdom on the continent of [[Del Sacarmo]] and the predessecor of present-day Oralotzo. They were known for their amazing knack for avoiding conflicts by sending large signs that say "NO" to their enemies.
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The nation came about in 992 by the unification of the native tribes of Oralotzo, after the Tsoje-led city state invaded and conquered Bogeva, there learning how to make seafaring boats. While the first dynasty was ruled by the Oralians, it went under foreign rule from various nations, such as Skelmrelm, Saldon, and the Orsk Federation.
=== Golden Era (993-1208) ===
In 993 they colonized some oversea area near the [[Verst Empire]]. Later, in 1206, the Kingdom took pity on the suffering [[Children of Nephrops]]. Despite them being outnumbered, they managed to push their enemies away. In 1208, [[World War Three]] ended in stalemate, though the Kingdom was largely unaffected by treaties of any kind.
=== Silver Era (1208-1406) ===
In this time, nations in [[Odorslat]] began an alliance with the Kingdom. This alliance still lasts today, while mainly only cultural.
=== Downfall (140-1408) ===
In 1406, the nation was somewhat weakened by the [[fireplague]] pandemic. This destabilised the government so much, that later, it was overthrown by those tribes and became modern day [[Oralotzo]].
== Legacy ==
In 1972, Oralotzo was officially renamed the New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust in its honour. Also, in many nations around the world, "to be tired of dust" is an idiom that means to be cut straight to the point.
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[[Category:Fallen Nations]]
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust was a kingdom on the continent of [[Del Sacarmo]] and the predessecor of present-day Oralotzo. They were known for their amazing knack for avoiding conflicts by sending large signs that say "NO" to their enemies.
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The nation came about in 992 by the unification of the native tribes of Oralotzo. While the first dynasty was ruled by the Oralians, it went under foreign rule from various nations, such as Skelmrelm, Saldon, and the Orsk Federation.
=== Golden Era (993-1208) ===
In 993 they colonized some oversea area near the [[Verst Empire]]. Later, in 1206, the Kingdom took pity on the suffering [[Children of Nephrops]]. Despite them being outnumbered, they managed to push their enemies away. In 1208, [[World War Three]] ended in stalemate, though the Kingdom was largely unaffected by treaties of any kind.
=== Silver Era (1208-1406) ===
In this time, nations in [[Odorslat]] began an alliance with the Kingdom. This alliance still lasts today, while mainly only cultural.
=== Downfall (1406-1408) ===
In 1406, the nation was somewhat weakened by the [[fireplague]] pandemic. This destabilised the government so much, that later, it was overthrown by those tribes and became modern day [[Oralotzo]].
=== Colonial Surviving and the War of the Chicken Pie (1408-1509) ===
''Main article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
Despite the downfall of the mainland nation, a small colonial surviving in [[Seseco]] on what is now [[Hakha Rakhine]] survived for over a century before the nation's final downfall. Around 1500, a rebellion started in the northern area of the nation, and while the Kingdom war hard-hit, they later allied with the rebellion.
In 1507, the nation hosted the International Baking Competition. The competition ended confusingly, somehow culminating in a war between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. The war was further complicated by [[Marricopra]], led by [[Ingelle|Queen Ingelle the Mad]], joining the fight due to their anger about the loss of their colonial holdings at the hands of the kingdom centuries before. Marricopra drew out after Queen Ingelle's death, and the Kingdom was gifted several million [[nock]]<nowiki/>s by her successor, [[Billy Bob VI|King Billy Bob the Sixth]].
After one more year of fighting, the Kingdom fell to Hakha Rakhine, finally marking its end.
== Legacy ==
''Main article: [[Oralotzo]]''
In 1972, Oralotzo was officially renamed the New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust in its honour. Also, in many nations around the world, "to be tired of dust" is an idiom that means to be cut straight to the point.
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Oralotzo is a country on the Oralian continent. Its offici
[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]
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!Oralotzo
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|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
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|Exonyms
|[none yet]
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|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
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|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
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|Denomonym
|Oralian
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|Ethnicities
|Oralian, Edenarrahan,
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|Languages
|Oralian
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Oralotzo is a country on the Oralian continent. Its offici
[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]
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!Oralotzo
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|Capitol
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|Exonyms
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|Endonyms
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|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
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[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]Oralotzo is a country on the Oralian continent. Its official name is New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust. It was preceded by
the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
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|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
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|Exonyms
|[none yet]
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|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
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|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
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|Denomonym
|Oralian
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|Ethnicities
|Oralian, Edenarrahan,
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|Languages
|Oralian
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|Population (1972)
|3,857,326
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|Currency
|[[Coppalet]]
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|Time Zone
|UTC +2
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|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
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|Driving Side
|Right
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|Abbreviation
|ORL
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[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]Oralotzo is a country on the Oralian continent. Its official name is New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust. It was preceded by the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
{| class="wikitable"
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
|-
|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
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|Exonyms
|[none yet]
|-
|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
|-
|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
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|Denomonym
|Oralian
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|Ethnicities
|Oralian, Edenarrahan,
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|Languages
|Oralian
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|Population (1972)
|3,857,326
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|Currency
|[[Coppalet]]
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|Time Zone
|UTC +2
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|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
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|Driving Side
|Right
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|Abbreviation
|ORL
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== History ==
=== Before Oralotzo ===
==== Non-Unified Tribes (before 1-992) ====
In ancient times, Oralotzo was ruled by many non-unified tribes in the nation's various counties. In fact, most of today's counties are still identified by the tribes border's. Many lived in small city states, which were walled-in cities ruled by various kings and queens.
==== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust (992-1509) ====
''Main Article: [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]]''
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, often abbreviated "KoPWARToD", was the first city state to unify all of [[Del Sacarmo]]. The nation was forced into expansion by various dust storms in their home city, [[Tsoje]], thus their name. They captured the city of [[Bogeva]] and there learned the secret to seafaring boats, therefore giving them the ability to conquer the rest of Del Sacarmo. They then spread to [[Seseco]], had some wars, and established ties with the [[Children of Nephrops]] and the people of [[Odorslat]]. The nation later fell in 1406 due to instability and the [[fireplague]], becoming one of the world's first representative democratic nations. However, the colony on [[Seseco]] later survived until the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
=== Early Oralotzo (1408-1920) ===
Early Oralotzo had little problems, for three centuries.
==== Lacertiliitis Pandemic (1838-1850) ====
Between 1838 and 1850, Oralotzo was somewhat hard hit by the Lacertiliitis pandemic. This is how much of the Edenarrahan population reached the area. In 1850, the pandemic ended and much returned to normal. Oralotzo also started the National Health Burea after this pandemic.
==== Second Lacertiliitis Pandemic and the Return of Fireplague (1897-1901) ====
For much of the early fireplague-Lacertiliitis pandemic, Oralotzo was majorly unaffected, due to it being mainly concentrated in [[Gondolinius]]. When two boats of refugees reached Oralotzo, they were greeted with open arms- however, much of the population died. Despite striking hard Oralotzo, the north area was largely ignored by the pandemic and a new cult of the spirit Laci became very popular and the nation became somehow immunized, ending the pandemic in the area. The cult of Laci stayed in power, and its leader, who changed his name to Lacitzo, was elected president in 1900 and was re-elected twice over the next coupe of years, finally ending his long term in 1923, with his death.
==== Second Apocalypse (1906-1950) ====
Oralotzo was very hard hit by the second apocalypse, leaving only about a thousand left. These thousand discovered that the fireplague in the pandemic could be used to re-fertilize the soil, and thus set to work. This continued even after Lacitzo's death, until 1950, when then-president Yatzo Laciya decided that they didn't need to care about it anymore.
=== Modern Times ===
Ever since, Oralotzo has been pretty much ignoring all wars and has been extremely peaceful.
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= Dnoprik =
Dnoprik is a city in the Orsk Federation. In 1971, it had a population of 133,500. It is known as "Civillisation's Furthest Frontier" because historically it was the last Verst city before the [[Chkyiv|Chkyev]]<gallery mode="packed" caption="Some pictures from Dnoprik">
File:Ural4.jpg|New Berlin Square in Dnoprik.
File:Ural2.jpg|A militant lorry driving past the eastern wing of the Dnoprik Hellik Cathedral
File:Ural3.jpg|Statue of Grand Uller - a hellik god. No one knows who built it.
File:Ural1.jpg|A view of Dnoprik from one of it's three hills.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's King Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's King Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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''This article is about the continent of Mocze. For information on the Skelmish colony of Mocze, go to [[Mocze (colony)]].''
Mocze is a continent. It is south of Seseco and north of Gusmoas.
== History ==
=== Prehistory ===
Scientists believe that modern-day humans evolved in what is now the Skelmish colony of Mocze.
=== Dark Ages and After ===
In the [[Dark Ages]] (543-826 AY) the people of Mocze were very religious, believing in an animistic religion that most likely is the ancestor of the modern religions in the area. Around 992, these people began a tradition of lighting bonfires and became very barbaric. In 1208 AY, the Order of the Everlasting Fire split Mocze into two areas (now [[Worsh]] and [[Santa Marino]]).
==== The Fireplague Epidemics ====
Between 1402 and 1455, the nation was hard-hit by the Fireplague Epidemic. The pandemic ended in 1455 but came back for between 1509 and 1576, right after the [[War of the Chicken Pie.|War of the Chicken Pie]].
== Geography ==
The southern and central area of Mocze, mainly in [[Worsh]] and [[Skelmrelm]], is a large desert that produces oil. The western area is taken up by the [[Jhaivan Republic]], and produces gravel. Gravel is also produced in the north-eastern Worsh area of the desert. [[Chechnyoslovenia]] takes up some of the south-eastern forest, and the northern colonial areas of [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Saldon]] also contain forests. The far northern tip is the nation of [[Santa Marino]].
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Currently nothing worthy of the history title has occured, which is alarming seeing as around 13 billion years has passed since it all started with the big bang also this sentence won't end which is delightful because I do not wish for it to end hee hee hee haw
its killing me that i cannot put a full stop at the end of sector one of the sentence, and me skipping a line there or perhaps the sentence running out of room kind of terminated it itself so you could say it is gramatically incorrect
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Mocze is a colony of [[Skelmrelm]]. It is on the continent of [[Mocze]]. The control of the colony is also the subject of the [[Mocze Civil War]].
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'''National Hakha Rakhine Communist Party Census (NHRCPC)'''
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| Nay || 500,000 || Populated City
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| Yango || 260,000 || Capital
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| Khaikon || 24,000 || City
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| TunPaing || 80,000 || Town
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| Sambia || 48,000 || City
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| Sinoland || 10,000 || Village
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== National Census of the Orsk Federation ==
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!Year
!Recorded population
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|1970
|27,327,000
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=== 1970 ===
In order lowest population - highest population
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Settlement
!Recorded population
!Status
|-
|1
|[[Lehaska]]
|10,000
|Town
|-
|2
|[[Nethrov]]
|22,000
|Town
|-
|3
|[[Hanner]]
|30,000
|Town
|-
|4
|[[Kauter]]
|65,000
|Town
|-
|5
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|75,000
|Regional Capital City
|-
|6
|[[La Sesant]]
|76,000
|City
|-
|7
|[[Jenois]]
|80,000
|Disputed
|-
|8
|[[Dnoprik]]
|89,000
|City
|-
|9
|[[Kvev]]
|90,000
|City
|-
|10
|[[Warsawik]]
|90,000
|City
|-
|11
|[[Grand Junction]]
|1,100,000
|City
|-
|12
|[[Frisya]]
|1,500,000
|City
|-
|13
|[[Lagrant]]
|2,000,000
|City
|-
|14
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|2,100,000
|Regional Capital City
|-
|15
|[[Tornobyl]]
|3,000,000
|Regional Capital City
|-
|16
|[[Hallem]]
|3,400,000
|Regional Capital City
|-
|17
|[[Kachov]]
|3,600,000
|City
|-
|18
|[[Grevetone]]
|4,000,000
|City
|-
|19
|[[Tornve]]
|6,000,000
|National Capital City
|-
|20
|[[Letž]]
|90
|Protected City
|}
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Nay is the largest city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The city of Nay has a population of 1,580,000.
* Village: 1.3x (population: 5k - 40k)
* Town: 1.6x (population: 40k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population: 80k - 500k+)
== History ==
The City of Nay was supposed to be used as a training battlefield for the Communist Army of Hakha (CAH or CAHR). But the Hakha Rakhine Government ordered it should be a city instead of a battlefield training yard. There were a lot of arguments about whether it should be a battlefield or a city. This makes the city look like a ghost town in 1950. After that in 1970, it was filled with people later on.[[File:Nay.jpg|thumb|right|This is Nay, a ghost town.]]
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[[File:Screensoht 2023-09-10 5.29.58 PM.png|thumb|372x372px|Flag of Norreik. The symbolism came from the Travösc Shield.
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!The Kingdom of Norreik
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|Denomonym: Nors
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Nors, Istucian/Istucik, Ärjin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Ärjinnik Khusamershyk
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
|-
|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
|-
|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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|Currency: Freå
|}
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkeyb State]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.51.40 PM.png|thumb|390x390px|Province map]]
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
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The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Nors flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior
== Poltical Parties ==
Monarchist Norreik (MN)
Communist Norreik (CN)
Free State of Istuca (FSI)
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
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! Value X !! Value Y
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| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
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| Leader || Amantone Fleake
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| Ideology || Market Socialism
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| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
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| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
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| Denonym || Orskii
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| Shorthand || Orska
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|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
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|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
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|Predocessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
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|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
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|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
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|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
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|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
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|Wars
|
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== Government ==
=== Foreign Policy ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
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!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
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|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
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!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|5
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|4
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|4
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|3
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|3
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
|}
=== Divisions of the Nation ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== Political Parties ===
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!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== Defense Force ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== Army ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
~ 1 million people are recruited to the DFOF, mostly housed in Jenois. We welcome new tank divisions (3) an attack helicopter unit and 2 armoured car divisions. 250k 47's had to be mass produced, 50k M14s 30k Remingtons, 200k M60s and the rest are unarmed for now. These soldiers are in the DFOF Special Arms Unit specialised in quick mobilisation from DFOF to Orsk Army.
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
# (1972) The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
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[[File:Saldon.png|thumb|The flag of Saldon.]]
Saldon is a nation on the continent of [[Odorslat]]. It also has a colony on [[Septrontiland]] and [[Mocze]]. It borders [[Skelmrelm]] to the north and its colony on Septrontiland borders [[Hakha Rakhine]] & Skelmrelm to the south. Meanwhile, its colony on Mocze borders Skelmrelm to the south and [[Santa Marino]] to the north.
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The nation was founded in 1775 after the Great Earthquake of [[Odorslat]] split up its predecessor, Odorslat. It also somewhat owned the [[Kingdom of Remnant]], which was a puppet state for both Saldon and Skelmrelm.
=== Lacertiliitis ===
The nation was hard hit by the Lacertiliitis, and was infected by 1840. In 1849, the nation teamed up with Skelmrelm to develop a vaccine. The vaccine was used all over Odorslat. The vaccine did not work, however, it managed to calm down the pandemic and it ended in 1850. Also, unrelatedly, in 1850 the former puppet state of the Remnant was absorbed by Skelmrelm.
=== War for Odorslat (a.k.a. the Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown) ===
In the Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown between 1895 and 1901, Odorslat somehow avoided being contaminated by the pandemic and instead Saldon went to war with Skelmrelm about control over the continent. The war did not create much change, and ended by 1923. The war was extremely unpopular from the beginning, as Odorslat, losing its contact with the outside world, was slowly starving and Skelmrelm became more interested with other affairs.
=== Second Apocalypse ===
Saldon was hit by the Second Apocalypse, though nothing really major happened and not much of the population died.
=== Modern Day ===
In the modern day, after Skelmrelm's colonization of central Mocze, Saldon also began colonizing areas- one on an island chain in Septrontiland, and another south of Santa Marino in Mocze. However, they were mainly neutral in the [[Mocze Civil War]].
== Economy ==
Saldon's major (and only) export is wood.
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[[File:Saldon.png|thumb|The flag of Saldon.]]
Saldon is a nation on the continent of [[Odorslat]]. It also has a colony on [[Septrontiland]] and [[Mocze]]. It borders [[Skelmrelm]] to the north and its colony on Septrontiland borders [[Hakha Rakhine]] & Skelmrelm to the south. Meanwhile, its colony on Mocze borders Skelmrelm to the south and [[Santa Marino]] to the north.
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The nation was founded in 1775 after the Great Earthquake of [[Odorslat]] split up its predecessor, Odorslat. It also somewhat owned the [[Kingdom of Remnant]], which was a puppet state for both Saldon and Skelmrelm.
=== Lacertiliitis ===
The nation was hard hit by the Lacertiliitis, and was infected by 1840. In 1849, the nation teamed up with Skelmrelm to develop a vaccine. The vaccine was used all over Odorslat. The vaccine did not work, however, it managed to calm down the pandemic and it ended in 1850. Also, unrelatedly, in 1850 the former puppet state of the Remnant was absorbed by Skelmrelm.
=== War for Odorslat (a.k.a. the Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown) ===
In the Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown between 1895 and 1901, Odorslat somehow avoided being contaminated by the pandemic and instead Saldon went to war with Skelmrelm about control over the continent. The war did not create much change, and ended by 1923. The war was extremely unpopular from the beginning, as Odorslat, losing its contact with the outside world, was slowly starving and Skelmrelm became more interested with other affairs.
=== Second Apocalypse ===
Saldon was hit by the Second Apocalypse, though nothing really major happened and not much of the population died.
=== Modern Day ===
In the modern day, after Skelmrelm's colonization of central Mocze, Saldon also began colonizing areas- one on an island chain in Septrontiland, and another south of Santa Marino in Mocze. However, they were mainly neutral in the [[Mocze Civil War]].
== Economy ==
Saldon's major (and only) export is wood.
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The flag of Saldon.
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The flag of Saldon.
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The cities of Santa Marino.
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The flag of Santa Marino.
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Santa Marino is a nation on [[Mocze]]. It borders [[Saldon]] to the south.
==History==
=== Golden Age ===
In ancient times, the city of [[Vallina]] became the capital of an empire that controlled all of Mocze, though for only a few decades. It continued to rule Santa Marino until its invasion by Verst. After Vallina lost control, the cities of [[Jensos]] and [[Los Chantos]] split off, with Los Chantos becoming the center of trade in early Mocze.
[[File:SM cities.png|thumb|A map of the Santa Marino, showing all three major cities and their 1970 populations.]]
=== Verst Rule ===
Santa Marino was a colony of the [[Verst Empire]] founded in 1803, however, it quickly evolved its own culture that was a mix with that of Verst and that of the native culture. It was under Verst rule for quite a while.
=== Orsk Rule ===
In 1921 it became a colony of [[Tornobyl]]. Later, after the founding of the [[Orsk Federation]] in 1950, it was released and became its own nation.
=== Second Golden Age ===
After its release from Tornobyl, Santa Marino is currently living its golden age, with peace and prosperity.
== Geography ==
Santa Marino has three major cities- Vallina, Jensos, and Los Chantos.
== Flag ==
[[File:Flag of Santa Marino.png|thumb|The flag of Santa Marino.]]
The flag of Santa Marino is a tricolor, using the traditional flag of Vallina. On the top left corner is the flag of the Orsk Federation in red.
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Santa Marino is a nation on [[Mocze]]. It borders [[Saldon]] to the south.
==History==
=== Golden Age ===
In ancient times, the city of [[Vallina]] became the capital of an empire that controlled all of Mocze, though for only a few decades. It continued to rule Santa Marino until its invasion by Verst. After Vallina lost control, the cities of [[Jensos]] and [[Los Chantos]] split off, with Los Chantos becoming the center of trade in early Mocze.
[[File:SM cities.png|thumb|A map of the Santa Marino, showing all three major cities and their 1970 populations.]]
=== Verst Rule ===
Santa Marino was a colony of the [[Verst Empire]] founded in 1803, however, it quickly evolved its own culture that was a mix with that of Verst and that of the native culture. It was under Verst rule for quite a while.
=== Orsk Rule ===
In 1921 it became a colony of [[Tornobyl]]. Later, after the founding of the [[Orsk Federation]] in 1950, it was released and became its own nation.
=== Second Golden Age ===
After its release from Tornobyl, Santa Marino is currently living its golden age, with peace and prosperity.
== Geography ==
Santa Marino has three major cities- Vallina, Jensos, and Los Chantos.
== Flag ==
[[File:Flag of Santa Marino.png|thumb|The flag of Santa Marino.]]
The flag of Santa Marino is a tricolor, using the traditional flag of Vallina. On the top left corner is the flag of the Orsk Federation in red.
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The Grand Duchy of Burges was a grand duchy in southwest Seseco from 1480 - 1550 and again from 1620 - 1723. From 1550 - 1620, 1723 - 1960 and from 1970 onwards it was either a member of the [[Verst Empire]], [[Chkyeb Uniate]], [[2nd Chkyeb Uniate]] or the [[Chkyeb State]].
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This page is a category for all former nations.
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''For the country of Eddenarah, see:'' [[United Eddenarah]]
Eddenarah is the southern half of what was once the Valley of Priyoriya, on the continent of Pryr. It is part of an area now called Vizantia. Its main resource is timber, of which it has a lot, and the stone in the Pryr Mountains.
== Priyoriya ==
Before the Flood Priyoriya was much smaller, covering a small, fertile strip of land between the Odorslatian Mountains and Pryr. For a couple hundred years this was the site of the seven Great Wars and finally the uniting of Eddenarah by Machrannah. They called it "the place of legends" (as per proto-Eddenaran writings) and built many statues of their heroes, whose names are all lost to time, save for Machrannah.
Priyoriya became a farming community, with hundreds of acres of crop squares in a large circle around their city, which they named "Eddennarah," meaning "the peace of home."
Others called it "the place of pillars," which translated between many languages into what is now Odorslat.
The center of the city held a circular temple structure which was half a governmental complex, with a - legend has it - giant palm tree that glowed under the full moon.
== Geography ==
Much of Eddenarah is today ruled by (you guessed it) [[United Eddenarah]].
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''For the country of Eddenarah, see:'' [[United Eddenarah]]
Eddenarah is the southern half of what was once the Valley of Priyoriya, on the continent of Pryr. It is part of an area now called Vizantia. Its main resource is timber, of which it has a lot, and the stone in the Pryr Mountains.
== Priyoriya ==
Before the Flood Priyoriya was much smaller, covering a small, fertile strip of land between the Odorslatian Mountains and Pryr. For a couple hundred years this was the site of the seven Great Wars and finally the uniting of Eddenarah by Machrannah. They called it "the place of legends" (as per proto-Eddenaran writings) and built many statues of their heroes, whose names are all lost to time, save for Machrannah.
Priyoriya became a farming community, with hundreds of acres of crop squares in a large circle around their city, which they named "Eddennarah," meaning "the peace of home."
Others called it "the place of pillars," which translated between many languages into what is now Odorslat.
The center of the city held a circular temple structure which was half a governmental complex, with a - legend has it - giant palm tree that glowed under the full moon.
== Geography ==
Much of Eddenarah is today ruled by (you guessed it) [[United Eddenarah]].
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Khaikhon is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The city of Khaikon has a population of 49,000
* Village: 1x (population: 5k - 7k)
* Town: 1.2x (population: 7k - 14k)
* City 1.4x (population: 14k - 18k+)
== History ==
Khaikon is a city made from the People's Communist Rights (PCR). The PCR is one example of a second communist party that holds some power such as Infrastructure building and Rules, but they don't hold the power of military rule since they are the second communist party. Khaikon holds the amount of Kachin and Chin people since it's their homeland.
[[File:Khaikon.jpg|thumb|right|Khaikon Village]][[Category:Settlements]]
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Sambia is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]]. It is very famous as most of the world's gold comes from there.
== Population ==
Sambia has a population of 197,000
* Village: 1.1x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.6x (population: 30k - 60k)
== History ==
Sambia was founded under the rule of the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). It was established as a gold mine and a city.
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The Coppalet is the official currency of [[Oralotzo]]. It is equal to two and a half nocks.
== History ==
Ancient tribes of Oralotzo used Coppal (Oralian for "metal") as currency. Many different metals were used. After the advent of the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]], a single bar of metal was used for currency, and was named the Coppalet ("one metal"). While the money came to be made with coins, the currency is still used as the official currency of Oralotzo today.
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[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]Oralotzo is a democratic country on the Oralian continent. Its official name is New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust. It was preceded by the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
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|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
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|Exonyms
|[none yet]
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|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
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|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
|-
|Denomonym
|Oralian
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|Ethnicities
|Oralian, Edenarrahan,
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|Languages
|Oralian
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|Population (1972)
|3,857,326
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|Currency
|[[Coppalet]]
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|Time Zone
|UTC +2
|-
|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
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|Driving Side
|Right
|-
|Abbreviation
|ORL
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== History ==
=== Before Oralotzo ===
==== Non-Unified Tribes (before 1-992) ====
In ancient times, Oralotzo was ruled by many non-unified tribes in the nation's various counties. In fact, most of today's counties are still identified by the tribes border's. Many lived in small city states, which were walled-in cities ruled by various kings and queens.
==== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust (992-1509) ====
''Main Article: [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]]''
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, often abbreviated "KoPWARToD", was the first city state to unify all of [[Del Sacarmo]]. The nation was forced into expansion by various dust storms in their home city, [[Tsoje]], thus their name. They captured the city of [[Bogeva]] and there learned the secret to seafaring boats, therefore giving them the ability to conquer the rest of Del Sacarmo. They then spread to [[Seseco]], had some wars, and established ties with the [[Children of Nephrops]] and the people of [[Odorslat]]. The nation later fell in 1406 due to instability and the [[fireplague]], becoming one of the world's first representative democratic nations. However, the colony on [[Seseco]] later survived until the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
=== Early Oralotzo (1408-1920) ===
Early Oralotzo had little problems, for three centuries.
==== Lacertiliitis Pandemic (1838-1850) ====
Between 1838 and 1850, Oralotzo was somewhat hard hit by the Lacertiliitis pandemic. This is how much of the Edenarrahan population reached the area. In 1850, the pandemic ended and much returned to normal. Oralotzo also started the National Health Burea after this pandemic.
==== Second Lacertiliitis Pandemic and the Return of Fireplague (1897-1901) ====
For much of the early fireplague-Lacertiliitis pandemic, Oralotzo was majorly unaffected, due to it being mainly concentrated in [[Gondolinius]]. When two boats of refugees reached Oralotzo, they were greeted with open arms- however, much of the population died. Despite striking hard Oralotzo, the north area was largely ignored by the pandemic and a new cult of the spirit Laci became very popular and the nation became somehow immunized, ending the pandemic in the area. The cult of Laci stayed in power, and its leader, who changed his name to Lacitzo, was elected president in 1900 and was re-elected twice over the next coupe of years, finally ending his long term in 1923, with his death.
==== Second Apocalypse (1906-1950) ====
Oralotzo was very hard hit by the second apocalypse, leaving only about a thousand left. These thousand discovered that the fireplague in the pandemic could be used to re-fertilize the soil, and thus set to work. This continued even after Lacitzo's death, until 1950, when then-president Yatzo Laciya decided that they didn't need to care about it anymore.
=== Modern Times ===
Ever since, Oralotzo has been pretty much ignoring all wars and has been extremely peaceful. In 1972, Oralotzo announced plans to
== Geography ==
Oralotzo takes up the entirety of [[Del Sacarmo]]. Meanwhile, their colony of [[New Ehtje]] takes up the western area of New Ehtje, bordering [[Fictia]]'s colony to the south-east. All of Ortalor's territory is grassy, though some of it is somewhat cold.
== Economy ==
Oralotzo's main exports are wood and oil. Oralotzo also produces a lot of gravel, however they choose not to sell it with foreign countries. Past trade deals have been [[Oralian Import of Timber from Chechnyoslovenia|with Chechnyoslovenia]] and [[HPN-Oralian Military Supply Agreement|with the Homaric Pact Nations]]. The official currency of Oralotzo is the [[Coppalet]].
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[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]Oralotzo is a democratic country on the Oralian continent. Its official name is New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust. It was preceded by the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
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|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
|-
|Exonyms
|[none yet]
|-
|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
|-
|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
|-
|Denomonym
|Oralian
|-
|Ethnicities
|Oralian, Edenarrahan,
|-
|Languages
|Oralian
|-
|Population (1972)
|3,857,326
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|Currency
|[[Coppalet]]
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|Time Zone
|UTC +2
|-
|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
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|Driving Side
|Right
|-
|Abbreviation
|ORL
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== History ==
=== Before Oralotzo ===
==== Non-Unified Tribes (before 1-992) ====
In ancient times, Oralotzo was ruled by many non-unified tribes in the nation's various counties. In fact, most of today's counties are still identified by the tribes border's. Many lived in small city states, which were walled-in cities ruled by various kings and queens.
==== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust (992-1509) ====
''Main Article: [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]]''
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, often abbreviated "KoPWARToD", was the first city state to unify all of [[Del Sacarmo]]. The nation was forced into expansion by various dust storms in their home city, [[Tsoje]], thus their name. They captured the city of [[Bogeva]] and there learned the secret to seafaring boats, therefore giving them the ability to conquer the rest of Del Sacarmo. They then spread to [[Seseco]], had some wars, and established ties with the [[Children of Nephrops]] and the people of [[Odorslat]]. The nation later fell in 1406 due to instability and the [[fireplague]], becoming one of the world's first representative democratic nations. However, the colony on [[Seseco]] later survived until the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
=== Early Oralotzo (1408-1920) ===
Early Oralotzo had little problems, for three centuries. However, they did support [[Hakha Rakhine]] in their independence war against the Kingdom in Seseco.
==== Lacertiliitis Pandemic (1838-1850) ====
Between 1838 and 1850, Oralotzo was somewhat hard hit by the Lacertiliitis pandemic. This is how much of the Edenarrahan population reached the area. In 1850, the pandemic ended and much returned to normal. Oralotzo also started the National Health Burea after this pandemic.
==== Second Lacertiliitis Pandemic and the Return of Fireplague (1897-1901) ====
For much of the early fireplague-Lacertiliitis pandemic, Oralotzo was majorly unaffected, due to it being mainly concentrated in [[Gondolinius]]. When two boats of refugees reached Oralotzo, they were greeted with open arms- however, much of the population died. Despite striking hard Oralotzo, the north area was largely ignored by the pandemic and a new cult of the spirit Laci became very popular and the nation became somehow immunized, ending the pandemic in the area. The cult of Laci stayed in power, and its leader, who changed his name to Lacitzo, was elected president in 1900 and was re-elected twice over the next coupe of years, finally ending his long term in 1923, with his death.
==== Second Apocalypse (1906-1950) ====
Oralotzo was very hard hit by the second apocalypse, leaving only about a thousand left. These thousand discovered that the fireplague in the pandemic could be used to re-fertilize the soil, and thus set to work. This continued even after Lacitzo's death, until 1950, when then-president Yatzo Laciya decided that they didn't need to care about it anymore.
=== Modern Times ===
Ever since, Oralotzo has been pretty much ignoring all wars and has been extremely peaceful. In 1972, Oralotzo announced plans to
== Geography ==
Oralotzo takes up the entirety of [[Del Sacarmo]]. Meanwhile, their colony of [[New Ehtje]] takes up the western area of New Ehtje, bordering [[Fictia]]'s colony to the south-east. All of Ortalor's territory is grassy, though some of it is somewhat cold.
== Economy ==
Oralotzo's main exports are wood and oil. Oralotzo also produces a lot of gravel, however they choose not to sell it with foreign countries. Past trade deals have been [[Oralian Import of Timber from Chechnyoslovenia|with Chechnyoslovenia]] and [[HPN-Oralian Military Supply Agreement|with the Homaric Pact Nations]]. The official currency of Oralotzo is the [[Coppalet]].
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The HPN-Oralian Military Supply Agreement was a trade deal initiated between the Homaric Pact Nations and Oralotzo in 1973.
==Background==
=== Oralian Bid ===
The original bid for the deal started in early 1973, when Oralotzo discovered the continent [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]] and established a [[New Ehtje|colony]] there. The Oralian colonizers discovered that the new colony controlled 5,000 oil, more oil than any other nation produces. Seeing this, Oralotzo offered a deal with anyone who wanted some of that oil. Two thousand oil was given to [[Norreik]], but that was when the HPN took up Oralotzo's offer.
=== Homaric Pact Nations Agreement ===
Meanwhile, the Homaric Pact Nations had recently announced they were preparing [[HPN-Eddenarah War|for war]]. This war was to be launched against [[United Eddenarah]] over the ownership of [[Marricopra]], historically owned by the HPN.
== Agreement ==
The agreement was to trade oil for soldiers from the Homaric Pact Nations. The Homaric Pact Nations suggested mercenaries, and Oralotzo agreed. The final agreement was made to trade ten mercenaries per ton of oil, with Oralotzo paying the mercenaries and the HPN paying for their weapons.
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Bogeva is a city in [[Oralotzo]].
==History==
===Founding===
As its name suggests (at least in Oralian), Bogeva was legendarily founded when there was a terrible sand storm back in pre-[[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] days. Suddenly, they say a dog appear on a tree in the sandstorm. The settlers followed the dog and they found a beautiful, sandstorm-clean paradise and they settled there.
===Kingdom Era===
Bogeva, having experience little sandstorms, was relatively hostile to the expansion of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and for a while heavily resisted the nation's expansion. However, they fell in the [[Battle of Bogeva]].
==Geography==
Bogeva is located near the sea on the southern "knob" of [[Del Sacarmo]].
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Del Sacarmo is a continent.
==Etymology==
The origin of the name is unknown, it was given to the continent by 909 Homaric explorer Federico Felizco. Del Sacarmo does not mean anything in his native language- it could be a misunderstanding for "Del Sacarsmo" (of the sarcasm), but this seems peculiar. In 1971 a petition, still going on (as of 1973), started to rename the continent "Del Oralotzo".
==Geography==
===Terrain===
The continent, while once prone to sandstorms, is a relatively nice-temperatured continent that rarely is affected by much weather. Most of the continent is plains, though there are some forests to the south of the country and some hills in the central-west. The hills include a large gravel deposit, farmed by [[Oralotzo]].
It is east of [[Odorslat]] and west of [[Seseco]].
===Nations===
The continent is controlled solely by Oralotzo.
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Fireplague is a disease. It originates in [[Mocze]] among the [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]]. It has caused multiple pandemics- from 1402, dying down, and then reappearing to end the pandemic in 1576. There was a short pandemic, where it merged with [[lacertiliitis]] between 1895 and 1901. Then THAT one came back to start another pandemic, the Second Apocalypse (1906-1920).
==Behaviour==
==History==
===First Pandemic===
The first pandemic was from 1402 to 1455. It was the world's first pandemic and was notable for causing the downfall of the mainland [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
====Recession====
After 1455, despite people still becoming sick from it, it mainly died down in most parts of the world. This was enough for the [[War of the Chicken Pie]] to occur without major hindrance by the plague.
=== Second Pandemic ===
The second pandemic occurred between 1509 and 1576.
=== Merging with Lacertiliitis and Third Pandemic ===
Between 1895 and 1901, fireplague and lacertiliitis formed a hybrid and started another, short-lived pandemic.
=== Fourth Pandemic ===
The fourth pandemic marked the return of fireplague-lacertiliitis with new hybrids, and is often called the Second Apocalypse. It occurred from 1906, and while the exact end is not agreed, was declared legally in 1920.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
''Main Article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's King Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chkyeb]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
''Main Article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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==History==
===Background===
The war started due to the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust holding the International Baking Competition. Invited were many famous bakers worldwide, one from every nation. The main participants were [[Gondolinius]]'s Oragor Mentaylis, [[Sevdrolet]]'s Jimalangang Kobrob, and the Tired-of-Dustee Ercal Bogefayal. Upon Ercal's winning of the competition, the judges didn't know who to give the trophy to (because they figured if they awarded it to themselves everyone would start a war against them) declared a tie between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. Thus, the war began. Queen Ingelle "the Mad", queen of Marricopra, joined into the war due to Marricopra's Dark Age and coming in last place during the competition.
===First Battles===
The first battles were fought in many places, though generally agreed to be the first battle was the [[Battle of Nay]], between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. After Marricopra joining in, the victory went to Hakha Rakhine. More battles, such as the major [[Battle of Sinoland]], the first Tired-of-Dustee victory in the war. However, the Kingdom was still losing the war by the middle of the war in 1508.
===Death of Queen Ingelle===
The first of two major turning points in the war occurred in September of 1508, when Queen Ingelle disappeared mysteriously. She was later found in the Oralian battlefield, with symptoms of fireplague and a stab in her arm. It was unknown what she died of- fireplague, war, or both, but this meant that her cousin, King [[Billy Bob VI]], could take over the thrown. Billy Bob understood that Queen Ingelle didn't need to have the war, and gave the Kingdom several million nocks, and continued to support them for the rest of the war. [[Tressene]] then held the "Yay, Our Ally's Insane Queen Is Dead So We Don't Have To Care About Her Anymore" Party, which ended fighting in the war for three days.
===Later Battles===
[[File:Occupation.png|thumb|A map of the area just before the Battle of West Sambia. Blue is the Kingdom's territories and the other colour is that of Hakha Rakhine and their allies.]]
After this change of sides, the war started leaning in the Kingdom's favour. They managed to capture, at this point, all of the major cities in Hakha Rakhine except Khaikon, home of the Kachin and Chin. However, things began to turn around once again when Oralotzo, out of revenge against the Kingdom which they hated. At the time, the Kingdom and Marricopra were moving troops to invade West Sambia. However, Oralotzo came in and helped win the battle, then allowing Hakha Rakhine to continue pushing back the Kingdom. Finally, on March the First 1509, after a three-month-long seige on [[Yango]], the [[Treaty of Yango]] was signed, allowing the Kingdom to surrender and ending the war. Shortly thereafter, everyone was invited to Tressene's "Hakha Rakhine is a Nation Now and the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust Are Gone" party.
== Aftermath ==
The war resulted in the creation of [[Hakha Rakhine]], which became very rich due to the luxuries imported by the Kingdom towards the second half of the war. The Kingdom was finally disolved, and everyone could finally say they actually ''liked'' dust (indeed, Hakha Rakhine was hit with a short sandstorm after that) and this was Marricopra's last war in [[Seseco]].
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|[[Marricopra]] (led by Queen Ingelle)
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==History==
===Background===
The war started due to the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust holding the International Baking Competition. Invited were many famous bakers worldwide, one from every nation. The main participants were [[Gondolinius]]'s Oragor Mentaylis, [[Sevdrolet]]'s Jimalangang Kobrob, and the Tired-of-Dustee Ercal Bogefayal. Upon Ercal's winning of the competition, the judges didn't know who to give the trophy to (because they figured if they awarded it to themselves everyone would start a war against them) declared a tie between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. Thus, the war began. Queen Ingelle "the Mad", queen of Marricopra, joined into the war due to Marricopra's Dark Age and coming in last place during the competition.
===First Battles===
The first battles were fought in many places, though generally agreed to be the first battle was the [[Battle of Nay]], between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. After Marricopra joining in, the victory went to Hakha Rakhine. More battles, such as the major [[Battle of Sinoland]], the first Tired-of-Dustee victory in the war. However, the Kingdom was still losing the war by the middle of the war in 1508.
===Death of Queen Ingelle===
The first of two major turning points in the war occurred in September of 1508, when Queen Ingelle disappeared mysteriously. She was later found in the Oralian battlefield, with symptoms of fireplague and a stab in her arm. It was unknown what she died of- fireplague, war, or both, but this meant that her cousin, King [[Billy Bob VI]], could take over the thrown. Billy Bob understood that Queen Ingelle didn't need to have the war, and gave the Kingdom several million nocks, and continued to support them for the rest of the war. [[Tressene]] then held the "Yay, Our Ally's Insane Queen Is Dead So We Don't Have To Care About Her Anymore" Party, which ended fighting in the war for three days.
===Later Battles===
[[File:Occupation.png|thumb|A map of the area just before the Battle of West Sambia. Blue is the Kingdom's territories and the other colour is that of Hakha Rakhine and their allies.]]
After this change of sides, the war started leaning in the Kingdom's favour. They managed to capture, at this point, all of the major cities in Hakha Rakhine except Khaikon, home of the Kachin and Chin. However, things began to turn around once again when Oralotzo, out of revenge against the Kingdom which they hated. At the time, the Kingdom and Marricopra were moving troops to invade West Sambia. However, Oralotzo came in and helped win the battle, then allowing Hakha Rakhine to continue pushing back the Kingdom. Finally, on March the First 1509, after a three-month-long seige on [[Yango]], the [[Treaty of Yango]] was signed, allowing the Kingdom to surrender and ending the war. Shortly thereafter, everyone was invited to Tressene's "Hakha Rakhine is a Nation Now and the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust Are Gone" party.
== Aftermath ==
The war resulted in the creation of [[Hakha Rakhine]], which became very rich due to the luxuries imported by the Kingdom towards the second half of the war. The Kingdom was finally disolved, and everyone could finally say they actually ''liked'' dust (indeed, Hakha Rakhine was hit with a short sandstorm after that) and this was Marricopra's last war in [[Seseco]].
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Yango is the capital of [[Hakha Rakhine]]. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
== Population ==
The City of Yango has a population of 1,254,000
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
=== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust Occupation ===
When the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] occupied Hakha Rakhine, after being driven out from their homelands by [[Oralotzo]], Yango was the capital. It was also where the [[Treaty of Yango]], ending the [[War of the Chicken Pie]], was signed.
=== Communist Era ===
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
== Infrastructure ==
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on buildings, supplies, and power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM.
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[[Category:Settlements in Hakha Rakhine]]
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Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
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== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
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Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
: There's literally a big warning block on the extension page saying
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Problem: Vulnerable to XSS and CSRF attacks
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: --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 00:54, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 12:55, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
== Featured Article ==
How much should we update the featured article- once a week, once a month, or something else?
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Sign all your posts with two hyphens and four squiggly lines ~
--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
: There's literally a big warning block on the extension page saying
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Site administrators: You are advised against using it until this security issue is resolved.
Problem: Vulnerable to XSS and CSRF attacks
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: --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 00:54, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 12:55, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
== Featured Article ==
How much should we update the featured article- once a week, once a month, or something else?
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Sign all your posts with two hyphens and four squiggly lines ~
--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
: There's literally a big warning block on the extension page saying
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Site administrators: You are advised against using it until this security issue is resolved.
Problem: Vulnerable to XSS and CSRF attacks
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: --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 00:54, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 12:55, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
== Featured Article ==
How much should we update the featured article- once a week, once a month, or something else?
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* [[War of the Chicken Pie]]
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* [[Santa Marino]]
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== Nominate a featured article ==
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* [[Oralotzo]]
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on [[Mocze]].
"Chechnyoslovenia" is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]]. [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]] are also real world countries/regions.
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country. It formed in 1972 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on [[Mocze]].
"Chechnyoslovenia" is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country. It formed in 1972 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on [[Mocze]].
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1815 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, and doesn't have any colonies.
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]]. Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products.
The capital of the country is [[Grozny]].
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on [[Mocze]].
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1715 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, and doesn't have any colonies.
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]]. Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products.
The capital of the country is [[Grozny]].
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''This article is about the continent of Mocze. For information on the Skelmish colony of Mocze, go to [[Mocze (colony)]].''
Mocze is a continent. It is south of [[Seseco]] and north of [[Gusmoas]].
== History ==
=== Prehistory ===
Scientists believe that modern-day humans evolved in what is now the Skelmish colony of Mocze.
=== Dark Ages and After ===
In the [[Dark Ages]] (543-826 AY) the people of Mocze were very religious, believing in an animistic religion that most likely is the ancestor of the modern religions in the area. Around 992, these people began a tradition of lighting bonfires and became very barbaric. In 1208 AY, the Order of the Everlasting Fire split Mocze into two areas (now [[Worsh]] and [[Santa Marino]]).
==== The Fireplague Epidemics ====
Between 1402 and 1455, the nation was hard-hit by the Fireplague Epidemic. The pandemic ended in 1455 but came back for between 1509 and 1576, right after the [[War of the Chicken Pie.|War of the Chicken Pie]].
== Geography ==
The southern and central area of Mocze, mainly in [[Worsh]] and [[Skelmrelm]], is a large desert that produces oil. The western area is taken up by the [[Jhaivan Republic]], and produces gravel. Gravel is also produced in the north-eastern Worsh area of the desert. [[Chechnyoslovenia]] takes up some of the south-eastern forest, and the northern colonial areas of [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Saldon]] also contain forests. The far northern tip is the nation of [[Santa Marino]].
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''This article is about the continent of Mocze. For information on the Skelmish colony of Mocze, go to [[Mocze (colony)]].''
Mocze is a continent. It is south of [[Seseco]] and north of [[Gusmoas]].
== History ==
=== Prehistory ===
Scientists believe that modern-day humans evolved in what is now the Skelmish colony of Mocze.
=== Dark Ages and After ===
In the [[Dark Ages]] (543-826 AY) the people of Mocze were very religious, believing in an animistic religion that most likely is the ancestor of the modern religions in the area. Around 992, these people began a tradition of lighting bonfires and became very barbaric. In 1208 AY, the Order of the Everlasting Fire split Mocze into two areas (now [[Worsh]] and [[Santa Marino]]).
==== The Fireplague Epidemics ====
Between 1402 and 1455, the nation was hard-hit by the Fireplague Epidemic. The pandemic ended in 1455 but came back for between 1509 and 1576, right after the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
== Geography ==
The southern and central area of Mocze, mainly in [[Worsh]] and [[Skelmrelm]], is a large desert that produces oil. The western area is taken up by the [[Jhaivan Republic]], and produces gravel. Gravel is also produced in the north-eastern Worsh area of the desert. [[Chechnyoslovenia]] takes up some of the south-eastern forest, and the northern colonial areas of [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Saldon]] also contain forests. The far northern tip is the nation of [[Santa Marino]].
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It rebelled from the [[New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] in 1973.
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It rebelled from the [[New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] in 1973.
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It rebelled from the [[New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] in 1973.
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The '''Kingdom of KOK (KOK standing for, apparently, Kingdom of KOK)''' is a monarchy on the island of [[Coppaltze Reef]] in [[Del Sacarmo]] The mainly uninhabited atoll, in international waters, was controlled by [[Oralotzo]] until 1973. It declared independence for Oralotzo on April 3, 1973.
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== History ==
=== Before Founding ===
The island was first discovered in 1573 by explorer [[Eletat Aloi]]. Eletat named the island "Coppaltze Reef" due to its lack of metals, and then promptly set off to the next island.
=== Independence ===
Later, in 1973, the island was rediscovered by eight-year-old Etzo Tatopya, a child of many fantasies. Etzo claimed independence from Oralotzo, as well as forcing his family to move to the island. The nation is currently not recognized as sovereign.
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The mainly uninhabited atoll, in international waters, was controlled by [[Oralotzo]] until 1973. It declared independence for Oralotzo on April 3, 1973.
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|Refje
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|King
|[[Etzo Tatopya]]
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|Endonyms
|Cuci KOK (though officially uses English name)
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|Endonym Meaning
|"Kingdom of KOK"
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|Denomonym
|Kokese
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|Oralian
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|Population (1973)
|4
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|Currency
|[[Coppal KOK]]
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|Time Zone
|UTC +2
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|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
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|Abbreviation
|KOK
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== History ==
=== Before Founding ===
The island was first discovered in 1573 by explorer [[Eletat Aloi]]. Eletat named the island "Coppaltze Reef" due to its lack of metals, and then promptly set off to the next island.
=== Independence ===
Later, in 1973, the island was rediscovered by eight-year-old Etzo Tatopya, a child of many fantasies. Etzo claimed independence from Oralotzo, as well as forcing his family to move to the island. The nation is currently not recognized as sovereign.
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Hello there. I am @ImperatorCatman on Scratch, former Head Admin of CCRP IV, Chancellor of the Great Universal Empire, Emperor of Fictia and the Ends of the Earth, Bearer of Too Many Long Titles, etc... I rule the Fictian Empire (again), and will certainly try to help out here a little.
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Welcome to my Talk Page! Anything is fair game here except for cursing, rudeness, and inappropriate topics, which will all promptly get deleted. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:33, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
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--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
: There's literally a big warning block on the extension page saying
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: --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 00:54, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
:: I will say that we used to have WikiForum running on the older CCRP wikis, but they mysteriously got disabled by Miraheze. Now we know why, better to go without them and just use talk pages. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:36, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 12:55, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
== Featured Article ==
How much should we update the featured article- once a week, once a month, or something else?
:Probably once a week --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 06:22, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
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--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
: There's literally a big warning block on the extension page saying
<pre style="margin-left: 2em">
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Site administrators: You are advised against using it until this security issue is resolved.
Problem: Vulnerable to XSS and CSRF attacks
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: --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 00:54, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
:: I will say that we used to have WikiForum running on the older CCRP wikis, but they mysteriously got disabled by Miraheze. Now we know why, better to go without them and just use talk pages. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:36, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
Yes, that warning was added sometime after I posted it. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]]) 20:14, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 12:55, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
== Featured Article ==
How much should we update the featured article- once a week, once a month, or something else?
:Probably once a week --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 06:22, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
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--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
: There's literally a big warning block on the extension page saying
<pre style="margin-left: 2em">
Warning: The code or configuration described here poses a major security risk.
Site administrators: You are advised against using it until this security issue is resolved.
Problem: Vulnerable to XSS and CSRF attacks
</pre>
: --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 00:54, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
:: I will say that we used to have WikiForum running on the older CCRP wikis, but they mysteriously got disabled by Miraheze. Now we know why, better to go without them and just use talk pages. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:36, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
Yes, that warning was added sometime after I posted it. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]]) 20:14, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 12:55, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
== Featured Article ==
How much should we update the featured article- once a week, once a month, or something else?
:Probably once a week --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 06:22, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
Yeah --[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 20:31, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
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Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
: There's literally a big warning block on the extension page saying
<pre style="margin-left: 2em">
Warning: The code or configuration described here poses a major security risk.
Site administrators: You are advised against using it until this security issue is resolved.
Problem: Vulnerable to XSS and CSRF attacks
</pre>
: --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 00:54, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
:: I will say that we used to have WikiForum running on the older CCRP wikis, but they mysteriously got disabled by Miraheze. Now we know why, better to go without them and just use talk pages. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:36, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
Yes, that warning was added sometime after I posted it. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]]) 20:14, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 12:55, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
== Featured Article ==
How much should we update the featured article- once a week, once a month, or something else?
:Probably once a week --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 06:22, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
Yeah --[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 20:31, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== Wanted Pages ==
We need to write an article for the Homaric Pact Nations, Marricopra, the Mocze Civil War, and United Eddenarah- they're the most wanted pages on the wiki!
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--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
: There's literally a big warning block on the extension page saying
<pre style="margin-left: 2em">
Warning: The code or configuration described here poses a major security risk.
Site administrators: You are advised against using it until this security issue is resolved.
Problem: Vulnerable to XSS and CSRF attacks
</pre>
: --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 00:54, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
:: I will say that we used to have WikiForum running on the older CCRP wikis, but they mysteriously got disabled by Miraheze. Now we know why, better to go without them and just use talk pages. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:36, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
Yes, that warning was added sometime after I posted it. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]]) 20:14, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 12:55, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
== Featured Article ==
How much should we update the featured article- once a week, once a month, or something else?
:Probably once a week --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 06:22, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
Yeah --[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 20:31, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== Wanted Pages ==
We need to write an article for the Homaric Pact Nations, Marricopra, the Mocze Civil War, and United Eddenarah- they're the most wanted pages on the wiki!
:Auto-generating list: [[Special:WantedPages|this]] --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 05:31, 12 October 2023 (UTC)
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--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
: There's literally a big warning block on the extension page saying
<pre style="margin-left: 2em">
Warning: The code or configuration described here poses a major security risk.
Site administrators: You are advised against using it until this security issue is resolved.
Problem: Vulnerable to XSS and CSRF attacks
</pre>
: --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 00:54, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
:: I will say that we used to have WikiForum running on the older CCRP wikis, but they mysteriously got disabled by Miraheze. Now we know why, better to go without them and just use talk pages. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:36, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
Yes, that warning was added sometime after I posted it. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]]) 20:14, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 12:55, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
== Featured Article ==
How much should we update the featured article- once a week, once a month, or something else?
:Probably once a week --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 06:22, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
Yeah --[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 20:31, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== Wanted Pages ==
We need to write an article for the Homaric Pact Nations, Marricopra, the Mocze Civil War, and United Eddenarah- they're the most wanted pages on the wiki!
:Auto-generating full list: [[Special:WantedPages|this]] --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 05:31, 12 October 2023 (UTC)
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|'''Capital''': [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]]
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|'''Largest City''': [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]] (? million)
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|'''Demonym''': Fictian
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|'''Population:''' ?
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|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Solisian (in government)
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|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
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|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
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|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 100%
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|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
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|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
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|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
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|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
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|'''Preceded by:'''
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|Sesecan Refugees
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The Fictian Empire is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]]
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|'''Population:''' ?
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|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
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|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 100%
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*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
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|'''Preceded by:'''
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The '''Fictian Empire''' is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Ethymology: ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country.
== History: ==
=== Origins: ===
==== Settlement: ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of [[Senesco]]. People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War: ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every Senescan state, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation: ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
Nonetheless, the new empire was and is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
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! Great and Universal Fictian Empire
|-
|'''Capital''': [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]] (? million)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' ?
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Solisian (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 100%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''' is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Ethymology: ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country.
== History: ==
=== Origins: ===
==== Settlement: ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of [[Senesco]]. People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War: ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every Senescan state, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation: ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
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! Great and Universal Fictian Empire
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|'''Capital''': [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]] (? million)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' ?
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Solisian (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 100%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''' is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country.
== History: ==
=== Origins: ===
==== Settlement: ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of [[Senesco]]. People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War: ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every Senescan state, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation: ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
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! Great and Universal Fictian Empire
|-
|'''Capital''': [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]] (? million)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' ?
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Solisian (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 100%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''' is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of [[Senesco]]. People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every Senescan state, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
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! Great and Universal Fictian Empire
|-
|'''Capital''': [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]] (? million)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' ?
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Solisian (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 100%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''' is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[VeryLengthyAndUndescriptiveNamedCity]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
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! Great and Universal Fictian Empire
|-
|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive Named City|Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive Named City|Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (? million)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' ?
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''' is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
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! Great and Universal Fictian Empire
|-
|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (? million)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' ?
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''' is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
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= Fictian Empire =
[[File:Fictian Flag.png|thumb|282x282px|
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
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! Great and Universal Fictian Empire
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|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
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|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (? million)
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|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' ?
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|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
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|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''' is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
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[[File:Fictian Flag.png|thumb|282x282px|
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
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! Great and Universal Fictian Empire
|-
|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (? million)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' ?
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''' is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
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! Great and Universal Fictian Empire
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|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (? million)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' ?
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''' is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
== Government ==
=== Basics: ===
Fictia is an absolute monarchy, with [[Emperor George VII|George VII]] as the current emperor. The monarch can do anything he wants as long as it doesn't contradict existing law (this will likely become a problem...), and has direct control over the capital (which has a name is long to write another time) and the surrounding province of Tutus. Supporting his rule is a complex bureaucracy composing of yearly-elected local officials (for villages, towns, and city departments), imperial-appointed governors over each province (selected by the merit of local officials-or at first warring chiefs), and finally a group of ministers in charge of the imperial bureaus who are also chosen by merit.
In distant territories, the emperor is expected to appoint an Exarch who serves as a civil and military governor of the territory, with effectively unlimited power unless the emperor or law contradicts him. Exarchs are to be selected by the population of the territory in an election and then approved by the emperor (who has complete veto power), but have no fixed term lengths until they die or resign. This makes it possible for foreign territories to have self-rule and respond to invasions themselves, and helps to keep down unrest/rebellions in the Empire. The original glacier territories on Septrontiland, divided into the provinces of Frigida and Calidum, are currently organized as the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] under the rule of [[Robert Magnus]], also originally a warring chief and the most successful of them.
=== Bureaus ===
=== Provinces ===
== Foreign Relations ==
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
# (1973) Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
# (1973) The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
# (1973) Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
# (1973) The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
# (1973) The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
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= Welcome to Country Clash '70! =
In this RP Studio, you can establish your own nation, or take over and colonize. Join an existing nation or create your own. Create a peaceful utopia or bring upon a chaotic dystopia, or anything in between. Form alliances, fight wars, conquer nations, trade, and build empires.
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* [[War of the Chicken Pie]]
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* [[Saldon]]
* [[Santa Marino]]
* [[Skelmrelm]]
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<br>
Just add a link here! (They need to be good and long).
'''Nominees:'''
* [[War of the Chicken Pie]]
* [[Orsk Federation]]
* [[Saldon]]
* [[Santa Marino]]
* [[Skelmrelm]]
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Skelmrelm is a country on the [[Odorslat]] continent. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy|constitutional monarchy]], and has a population of 30 million people. It has 8 cities.
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinus]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinus, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. However, the [[War of the Chicken Pie]] stopped because of it.. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was Saldon.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused it's victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
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Skelmrelm is a country on the [[Odorslat]] continent. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy|constitutional monarchy]], and has a population of 30 million people. It has 8 cities.
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinius]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinius, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused its victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
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[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]Oralotzo is a democratic country on the Oralian continent. Its official name is New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust. It was preceded by the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
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|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
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|Exonyms
|[none yet]
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|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
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|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
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|Denomonym
|Oralian
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|Ethnicities
|Oralian, Edenarrahan,
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|Languages
|Oralian
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|Population (1972)
|3,857,326
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|Currency
|[[Coppalet]]
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|Time Zone
|UTC +2
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|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
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|Driving Side
|Right
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|Abbreviation
|ORL
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== History ==
=== Before Oralotzo ===
==== Non-Unified Tribes (before 1-992) ====
In ancient times, Oralotzo was ruled by many non-unified tribes in the nation's various counties. In fact, most of today's counties are still identified by the tribes border's. Many lived in small city states, which were walled-in cities ruled by various kings and queens.
==== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust (992-1509) ====
''Main Article: [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]]''
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, often abbreviated "KoPWARToD", was the first city state to unify all of [[Del Sacarmo]]. The nation was forced into expansion by various dust storms in their home city, [[Tsoje]], thus their name. They captured the city of [[Bogeva]] and there learned the secret to seafaring boats, therefore giving them the ability to conquer the rest of Del Sacarmo. They then spread to [[Seseco]], had some wars, and established ties with the [[Children of Nephrops]] and the people of [[Odorslat]]. The nation later fell in 1406 due to instability and the [[fireplague]], becoming one of the world's first representative democratic nations. However, the colony on [[Seseco]] later survived until the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
=== Early Oralotzo (1408-1920) ===
Early Oralotzo had little problems, for three centuries. However, they did support [[Hakha Rakhine]] in their independence war against the Kingdom in Seseco.
==== Lacertiliitis Pandemic (1838-1850) ====
Between 1838 and 1850, Oralotzo was somewhat hard hit by the Lacertiliitis pandemic. This is how much of the Edenarrahan population reached the area. In 1850, the pandemic ended and much returned to normal. Oralotzo also started the National Health Burea after this pandemic.
==== Second Lacertiliitis Pandemic and the Return of Fireplague (1897-1901) ====
For much of the early fireplague-Lacertiliitis pandemic, Oralotzo was majorly unaffected, due to it being mainly concentrated in [[Gondolinius]]. When two boats of refugees reached Oralotzo, they were greeted with open arms- however, much of the population died. Despite striking hard Oralotzo, the north area was largely ignored by the pandemic and a new cult of the spirit Laci became very popular and the nation became somehow immunized, ending the pandemic in the area. The cult of Laci stayed in power, and its leader, who changed his name to Lacitzo, was elected president in 1900 and was re-elected twice over the next coupe of years, finally ending his long term in 1923, with his death.
==== Second Apocalypse (1906-1950) ====
Oralotzo was very hard hit by the second apocalypse, leaving only about a thousand left. These thousand discovered that the fireplague in the pandemic could be used to re-fertilize the soil, and thus set to work. This continued even after Lacitzo's death, until 1950, when then-president Yatzo Laciya decided that they didn't need to care about it anymore.
=== Modern Times ===
Ever since, Oralotzo has been pretty much ignoring all wars and has been extremely peaceful. In 1973, Oralotzo announced plans to support the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] in their [[HPN-Eddenarah War|war against Eddenarah]].
== Geography ==
Oralotzo takes up the entirety of [[Del Sacarmo]]. Meanwhile, their colony of [[New Ehtje]] takes up the western area of New Ehtje, bordering [[Fictia]]'s colony to the south-east. All of Ortalor's territory is grassy, though some of it is somewhat cold.
== Economy ==
Oralotzo's main exports are wood and oil. Oralotzo also produces a lot of gravel, however they choose not to sell it with foreign countries. Past trade deals have been [[Oralian Import of Timber from Chechnyoslovenia|with Chechnyoslovenia]] and [[HPN-Oralian Military Supply Agreement|with the Homaric Pact Nations]]. The official currency of Oralotzo is the [[Coppalet]].
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[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]Oralotzo is a democratic country on the Oralian continent. Its official name is New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust. It was preceded by the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
{| class="wikitable"
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
|-
|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
|-
|Exonyms
|[none yet]
|-
|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
|-
|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
|-
|Denomonym
|Oralian
|-
|Ethnicities
|Oralian, Edenarrahan,
|-
|Languages
|Oralian
|-
|Population (1972)
|3,857,326
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|Currency
|[[Coppalet]]
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|Time Zone
|UTC +2
|-
|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
|-
|Driving Side
|Right
|-
|Abbreviation
|ORL
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== History ==
=== Before Oralotzo ===
==== Non-Unified Tribes (before 1-992) ====
In ancient times, Oralotzo was ruled by many non-unified tribes in the nation's various counties. In fact, most of today's counties are still identified by the tribes border's. Many lived in small city states, which were walled-in cities ruled by various kings and queens.
==== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust (992-1509) ====
''Main Article: [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]]''
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, often abbreviated "KoPWARToD", was the first city state to unify all of [[Del Sacarmo]]. The nation was forced into expansion by various dust storms in their home city, [[Tsoje]], thus their name. They captured the city of [[Bogeva]] and there learned the secret to seafaring boats, therefore giving them the ability to conquer the rest of Del Sacarmo. They then spread to [[Seseco]], had some wars, and established ties with the [[Children of Nephrops]] and the people of [[Odorslat]]. The nation later fell in 1406 due to instability and the [[fireplague]], becoming one of the world's first representative democratic nations. However, the colony on [[Seseco]] later survived until the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
=== Early Oralotzo (1408-1920) ===
Early Oralotzo had little problems, for three centuries. However, they did support [[Hakha Rakhine]] in their independence war against the Kingdom in Seseco.
==== Lacertiliitis Pandemic (1838-1850) ====
Between 1838 and 1850, Oralotzo was somewhat hard hit by the Lacertiliitis pandemic. This is how much of the Edenarrahan population reached the area. In 1850, the pandemic ended and much returned to normal. Oralotzo also started the National Health Burea after this pandemic.
==== Second Lacertiliitis Pandemic and the Return of Fireplague (1897-1901) ====
For much of the early fireplague-Lacertiliitis pandemic, Oralotzo was majorly unaffected, due to it being mainly concentrated in [[Gondolinius]]. When two boats of refugees reached Oralotzo, they were greeted with open arms- however, much of the population died. Despite striking hard Oralotzo, the north area was largely ignored by the pandemic and a new cult of the spirit Laci became very popular and the nation became somehow immunized, ending the pandemic in the area. The cult of Laci stayed in power, and its leader, who changed his name to Lacitzo, was elected president in 1900 and was re-elected twice over the next coupe of years, finally ending his long term in 1923, with his death.
==== Second Apocalypse (1906-1950) ====
Oralotzo was very hard hit by the second apocalypse, leaving only about a thousand left. These thousand discovered that the fireplague in the pandemic could be used to re-fertilize the soil, and thus set to work. This continued even after Lacitzo's death, until 1950, when then-president Yatzo Laciya decided that they didn't need to care about it anymore.
=== Modern Times ===
Ever since, Oralotzo has been pretty much ignoring all wars and has been extremely peaceful. In 1973, Oralotzo announced plans to support the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] in their [[HPN-Eddenarah War|war against Eddenarah]].
== Geography ==
Oralotzo takes up the entirety of [[Del Sacarmo]]. Meanwhile, their colony of [[New Ehtje]] takes up the western area of New Ehtje, bordering [[Fictian Empire|Fictia']]<nowiki/>s colony to the south-east. All of Ortalor's territory is grassy, though some of it is somewhat cold.
== Economy ==
Oralotzo's main exports are wood and oil. Oralotzo also produces a lot of gravel, however they choose not to sell it with foreign countries. Past trade deals have been [[Oralian Import of Timber from Chechnyoslovenia|with Chechnyoslovenia]] and [[HPN-Oralian Military Supply Agreement|with the Homaric Pact Nations]]. The official currency of Oralotzo is the [[Coppalet]].
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[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]Oralotzo is a democratic country on the Oralian continent. Its official name is New Oralian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust. It was preceded by the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
{| class="wikitable"
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
|-
|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
|-
|Exonyms
|[none yet]
|-
|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
|-
|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
|-
|Denomonym
|Oralian
|-
|Ethnicities
|Oralian, Edenarrahan,
|-
|Languages
|Oralian
|-
|Population (1972)
|3,857,326
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|Currency
|[[Coppalet]]
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|Time Zone
|UTC +2
|-
|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
|-
|Driving Side
|Right
|-
|Abbreviation
|ORL
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== History ==
=== Before Oralotzo ===
==== Non-Unified Tribes (before 1-992) ====
In ancient times, Oralotzo was ruled by many non-unified tribes in the nation's various counties. In fact, most of today's counties are still identified by the tribes border's. Many lived in small city states, which were walled-in cities ruled by various kings and queens.
==== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust (992-1509) ====
''Main Article: [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]]''
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, often abbreviated "KoPWARToD", was the first city state to unify all of [[Del Sacarmo]]. The nation was forced into expansion by various dust storms in their home city, [[Tsoje]], thus their name. They captured the city of [[Bogeva]] and there learned the secret to seafaring boats, therefore giving them the ability to conquer the rest of Del Sacarmo. They then spread to [[Seseco]], had some wars, and established ties with the [[Children of Nephrops]] and the people of [[Odorslat]]. The nation later fell in 1406 due to instability and the [[fireplague]], becoming one of the world's first representative democratic nations. However, the colony on [[Seseco]] later survived until the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
=== Early Oralotzo (1408-1920) ===
Early Oralotzo had little problems, for three centuries. However, they did support [[Hakha Rakhine]] in their independence war against the Kingdom in Seseco.
==== Lacertiliitis Pandemic (1838-1850) ====
Between 1838 and 1850, Oralotzo was somewhat hard hit by the Lacertiliitis pandemic. This is how much of the Edenarrahan population reached the area. In 1850, the pandemic ended and much returned to normal. Oralotzo also started the National Health Burea after this pandemic.
==== Second Lacertiliitis Pandemic and the Return of Fireplague (1897-1901) ====
For much of the early fireplague-Lacertiliitis pandemic, Oralotzo was majorly unaffected, due to it being mainly concentrated in [[Gondolinius]]. When two boats of refugees reached Oralotzo, they were greeted with open arms- however, much of the population died. Despite striking hard Oralotzo, the north area was largely ignored by the pandemic and a new cult of the spirit Laci became very popular and the nation became somehow immunized, ending the pandemic in the area. The cult of Laci stayed in power, and its leader, who changed his name to Lacitzo, was elected president in 1900 and was re-elected twice over the next coupe of years, finally ending his long term in 1923, with his death.
==== Second Apocalypse (1906-1950) ====
Oralotzo was very hard hit by the second apocalypse, leaving only about a thousand left. These thousand discovered that the fireplague in the pandemic could be used to re-fertilize the soil, and thus set to work. This continued even after Lacitzo's death, until 1950, when then-president Yatzo Laciya decided that they didn't need to care about it anymore.
=== Modern Times ===
Ever since, Oralotzo has been pretty much ignoring all wars and has been extremely peaceful. In 1973, Oralotzo announced plans to support the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] in their [[HPN-Eddenarah War|war against Eddenarah]].
== Geography ==
Oralotzo takes up the entirety of [[Del Sacarmo]]. Meanwhile, their colony of [[New Ehtje]] takes up the western area of New Ehtje, bordering [[Fictian Empire|Fictia']]<nowiki/>s colony to the south-east. All of Ortalor's territory is grassy, though some of it is somewhat cold.
== Economy ==
Oralotzo's main exports are wood and oil. Oralotzo also produces a lot of gravel, however they choose not to sell it with foreign countries. Past trade deals have been [[Oralian Import of Timber from Chechnyoslovenia|with Chechnyoslovenia]] and [[HPN-Oralian Military Supply Agreement|with the Homaric Pact Nations]]. The official currency of Oralotzo is the [[Coppalet]].
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Del Sacarmo is a continent.
==Etymology==
The origin of the name is unknown, it was given to the continent by 909 Homaric explorer [[Federico Felizco]]. Del Sacarmo does not mean anything in his native language- it could be a misunderstanding for "Del Sacarsmo" (of the sarcasm), but this seems peculiar. In 1971 a petition, still going on (as of 1973), started to rename the continent "Del Oralotzo".
==Geography==
===Terrain===
The continent, while once prone to sandstorms, is a relatively nice-temperatured continent that rarely is affected by much weather. Most of the continent is plains, though there are some forests to the south of the country and some hills in the central-west. The hills include a large gravel deposit, farmed by [[Oralotzo]].
It is east of [[Odorslat]] and west of [[Seseco]].
===Nations===
The continent is controlled solely by Oralotzo.
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''Not to be confused with [[New Ehtje (continent)]].''
New Ehtje is a colony of [[Oralotzo]]. It is on the Va Peninsula on the continent of New Ehtje. It borders a colony of the [[Fictian Empire]] to the south-east.
== History ==
The area is uninhabited, thus having no history up to 1973.
=== Discovery ===
The peninsula was discovered in 1973, when an Oralian expedition of 300 reached the peninsula. They colonized the peninsula.
== Geography ==
While as of writing only the peninsula and some of the land is discovered, there is believed to be a bigger continent to the east of that. The whole continent is very flat and grassy. The far eastern area is rich in oil, and is Oralotzo's strategic position.
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''Not to be confused with [[New Ehtje (continent)]].''
New Ehtje is a colony of [[Oralotzo]]. It is on the Va Peninsula on the continent of New Ehtje. It borders a colony of the [[Fictian Empire]] to the south-east.
== History ==
The area is uninhabited, thus having no history up to 1973.
=== Discovery ===
The peninsula was discovered in 1973, when an Oralian expedition of 300 reached the peninsula. They colonized the peninsula.
== Geography ==
While as of writing only the peninsula and some of the land is discovered, there is believed to be a bigger continent to the east of that. The whole continent is very flat and grassy. The far eastern area is rich in oil, and gives Oralotzo strategic control over it (being the largest oil deposit in the world).
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''Not to be confused with [[New Ehtje]], a colony of Oralotzo.''
New Ehtje is a continent. It was named after [[Ehtje]], [[Oralotzo]].
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The west of the continent (besides the peninsula) is inhabited by small tribes, including the non-recognized [[Raowe Empire]].
=== Discovery ===
The peninsula was discovered in 1973, when an Oralian expedition of 300 reached the peninsula. They colonized the peninsula.
=== Colonization ===
It was colonized by Oralotzo and, soon after, the [[Fictian Empire]].
== Geography ==
While as of writing only the peninsula and some of the land is discovered, there is believed to be a bigger continent to the east of that. The whole continent is very flat and grassy. Their is an area rich in oil, which is controlled by Oralotzo. The south-western coast is controlled by Fictia.
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is an upcoming war that was started in 1973.
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== History ==
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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== Geography ==
New Jenois is a very lush area, with many rainforests and otherwise.
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
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! Value X !! Value Y
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| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
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| Leader || Amantone Fleake
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| Ideology || Market Socialism
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| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
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| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
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| Denonym || Orskii
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| Shorthand || Orska
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|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
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|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
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|Predecessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
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|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
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|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
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|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
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|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
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=== Foreign Policy ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SCI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
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!Ranking on SCI
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|[[Altar]]
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|[[Silencio Industries]]
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=== Divisions of the Nation ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== Political Parties ===
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!Current Head
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|[[Tornve]]
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|[[Kravem!]]
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|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
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|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
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|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
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|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
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|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
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|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
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|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
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|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
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=== Defense Force ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== Army ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
~ 1 million people are recruited to the DFOF, mostly housed in Jenois. We welcome new tank divisions (3) an attack helicopter unit and 2 armoured car divisions. 250k 47's had to be mass produced, 50k M14s 30k Remingtons, 200k M60s and the rest are unarmed for now. These soldiers are in the DFOF Special Arms Unit specialised in quick mobilisation from DFOF to Orsk Army.
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
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|Population
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|Recognised Languages
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=== Foreign Policy ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
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The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
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!Current Head
!HQ
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|[[Tornve]]
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|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
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|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
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|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
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|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
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|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
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|[[Kvev]]
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|Oligarchy
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=== Defense Force ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== Army ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
~ 1 million people are recruited to the DFOF, mostly housed in Jenois. We welcome new tank divisions (3) an attack helicopter unit and 2 armoured car divisions. 250k 47's had to be mass produced, 50k M14s 30k Remingtons, 200k M60s and the rest are unarmed for now. These soldiers are in the DFOF Special Arms Unit specialised in quick mobilisation from DFOF to Orsk Army.
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Sign all your posts with two hyphens and four squiggly lines ~
--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
: There's literally a big warning block on the extension page saying
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Warning: The code or configuration described here poses a major security risk.
Site administrators: You are advised against using it until this security issue is resolved.
Problem: Vulnerable to XSS and CSRF attacks
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: --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 00:54, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
:: I will say that we used to have WikiForum running on the older CCRP wikis, but they mysteriously got disabled by Miraheze. Now we know why, better to go without them and just use talk pages. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:36, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
Yes, that warning was added sometime after I posted it. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]]) 20:14, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
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== Featured Article ==
How much should we update the featured article- once a week, once a month, or something else?
:Probably once a week --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 06:22, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
Yeah --[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 20:31, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== Wanted Pages ==
We need to write an article for the Homaric Pact Nations, Marricopra, the Mocze Civil War, and United Eddenarah- they're the most wanted pages on the wiki!
:Auto-generating full list: [[Special:WantedPages|this]] --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 05:31, 12 October 2023 (UTC)
::I know, that's where I got the info --[[Special:Contributions/104.187.66.104|104.187.66.104]] 21:04, 12 October 2023 (UTC)
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The Scaled Relation Indicator (often abbreviated SRI) is the scale used for the [[Orsk Federation]]'s Foreign Policy. It was invented by Alexander Josef in 1964.
== History ==
The invention was created in 1964 by famed politician [[Alexander Josef]]. He was later promoted to [[Orsk Minister of Foreign Affairs|Minister of Foreign Affairs]] for his work, establishing the SRI as the Orsk Federation's official Foreign policy scale that is still used to this day.
== Use ==
The Scaled Relation Indicator is used to evaluate relationships between the Orsk Federation and foreign nations.
Below is the chart used to evaluate these relations, based on numbers assigned to the various nations.
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Druktyiv is a canton of the [[Orsk Federation]]. Its capital is [[Driktyigrad]].
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Deprivique is a canton of the [[Orsk Federation]]. Its capital is [[Hallem]] and it is in the south-east of the country.
== Geography ==
On the south-west of the flat peninsula controlled by Deprivique, is their capital of Hallem. On the far south-east of peninsula is [[Petersport]], also known as Grand Junction.
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''Not to be confused with [[Jenois (canton)]].''
Jenois is a city in the [[Orsk Federation]].
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Letoque Jenois is one of the cantons of the [[Orsk Federation]]. Its capital is [[Saint Vennes]], and it has many different biomes.
== History ==
Prior to new legislation in 1965, [[Letoque]] and [[Jenois (Canton)|Jenois]] were separate cantons. They were merged then, though their is still some recognition of them as their own canton
== Geography ==
The canton is in the central-east of the Orsk Federation. The regional capital, Saint Vennes, is in the north-east of the canton, while the semi-recognised canton of Jenois has its capital in [[Jenois]], in the center of the canton. The area has mountains, hills, and grass, and is known for its popular destination as a tourist attraction.
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Letoque was a former canton of the [[Orsk Federation]], before its merging with [[Jenois (canton)|Jenois]] in 1965 to form [[Letoque Jenois]] canton. Its former capital was [[Saint Vennes]].
== Geography ==
Saint Vennes, the capital, is in the north-east of the canton. The canton is mainly grassy.
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Grozny is the capital city of [[Chechnyoslovenia]].
== Etymology ==
The name Grozny means "fearsome" and "menacing" in the local language of Chechnyoslovenia.
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Gusmoas is a continent. It is the farthest south-western of all continents, and it is very lush.
== Geography ==
The continent is lush, with plains, savannas, jungles, and hills. There is also islands to the north-east of Gusmoas, which are part of Gusmoas. These islands are controlled by [[New Latvia]]. The mainland is controlled by the [[Orsk Federation]] ([[Orsk New Jenois]] and [[Orsk New Dnov]]), as well as the western area being controlled by [[Skelmrelm]].
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Gusmoas is a continent. It is the farthest south-western of all continents, and it is a very lush continent.
== Geography ==
The continent is lush, with plains, savannas, jungles, and hills. There is also islands to the north-east of Gusmoas, which are part of Gusmoas. These islands are controlled by [[New Latvia]]. The mainland is controlled by the [[Orsk Federation]] ([[Orsk New Jenois]] and [[Orsk New Dnov]]), as well as the western area being controlled by [[Skelmrelm]].
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[[File:Screensoht 2023-09-10 5.29.58 PM.png|thumb|372x372px|Flag of Norreik. The symbolism came from the Travösc Shield.
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!The Kingdom of Norreik
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|Denomonym: Nors
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Nors, Istucian/Istucik, Ärjin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Ärjinnik Khusamershyk
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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|Currency: Freå
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkyeb|Chk]]<nowiki/>yeb, and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.51.40 PM.png|thumb|390x390px|Province map]]
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
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The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Nors flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior
== Poltical Parties ==
Monarchist Norreik (MN)
Communist Norreik (CN)
Free State of Istuca (FSI)
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[[File:Screensoht 2023-09-10 5.29.58 PM.png|thumb|372x372px|Flag of Norreik. The symbolism came from the Travösc Shield.
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|Denomonym: Nors
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Nors, Istucian/Istucik, Ärjin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Ärjinnik Khusamershyk
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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|Currency: Freå
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkyeb]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.51.40 PM.png|thumb|390x390px|Province map]]
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
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The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Nors flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior
== Poltical Parties ==
Monarchist Norreik (MN)
Communist Norreik (CN)
Free State of Istuca (FSI)
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''This articles has an issue: ENCYCLOPEDIC TONE and LACK OF OUTSIDE LINKS. Please improve the article for this.''
They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chyeve]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
''Main Article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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The Chyeve are the dominant ethnic group in [[Chkyeb]].
== History ==
Many of the Chyeve seem to have immigrated from the [[Orsk Federation]] west to claim the snowy tundra of southern [[Seseco]].
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The Chyeve are the dominant ethnic group in [[Chkyeb]].
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The Chyeve are the dominant ethnic group in [[Chkyeb]].
== History ==
The Chyeve are known to have moved from Chkyeb to the [[Orsk Federation]].
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Latest news is at the bottom. Please do not delete any news for archival reasons.
# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
# (1973) Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
# (1973) The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
# (1973) The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
# [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
# (1973) Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
# (1973) The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
# (1973) The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
# [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
# Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
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'''National Hakha Rakhine Communist Party Census (NHRCPC)'''
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! Settlements !! Recorded Population !! Status
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| Nay || 1,580,000 || Populated City
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| Yango || 1,254,000 || Capital
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| Khaikon || 49,000 || City
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| TunPaing || 134,000 || Town
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| Sambia || 197,000 || City
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| Sinoland || 11,320 || Village
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:National Hakha Rakhine Communist Party Authority}}
'''National Hakha Rakhine Communist Party Census (NHRCPC)'''
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! Settlements !! Recorded Population !! Status
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| Nay || 5,915,520 || Populated City
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| Yango || 3,792,096 || Capital
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| Khaikon || 82,320 || City
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| TunPaing || 192,192 || Town
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| Sambia || 485,408 || City
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| Sinoland || 12,452 || Village
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''Not to be confused with [[New Ehtje (continent)]].''
New Ehtje is a colony of [[Oralotzo]]. It is on the Va Peninsula on the continent of New Ehtje. It borders a colony of the [[Fictian Empire]] to the south-east and [[Wyrde Rīċe]] to the east.
== History ==
The area is uninhabited, thus having no history up to 1973.
=== Discovery ===
The peninsula was discovered in 1973, when an Oralian expedition of 300 reached the peninsula. They colonized the peninsula.
== Geography ==
While as of writing only the peninsula and some of the land is discovered, there is believed to be a bigger continent to the east of that. The whole continent is very flat and grassy. The far eastern area is rich in oil, and gives Oralotzo strategic control over it (being the largest oil deposit in the world).
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''Not to be confused with [[New Ehtje]], a colony of Oralotzo.''
New Ehtje is a continent.
== Etymology ==
It was named after [[Ehtje]], [[Oralotzo]], where the expedition to discover it was originally sent from. However, Wyrde Rice (or something like that) wants it to be called "Wyrdeland". This name is officially recognized by [[Norreik]].
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The west of the continent (besides the peninsula) is inhabited by small tribes, including the non-recognized [[Raowe Empire]] and [[Wyrde Rīċe]].
=== Discovery ===
The peninsula was discovered in 1973, when an Oralian expedition of 300 reached the peninsula. They colonized the peninsula.
=== Colonization ===
It was colonized by Oralotzo and, soon after, the [[Fictian Empire]].
== Geography ==
While as of writing only the peninsula and some of the land is discovered, there is believed to be a bigger continent to the east of that. The whole continent is very flat and grassy. Their is an area rich in oil, which is controlled by Oralotzo. The south-western coast is controlled by Fictia.
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Tunpaing (stylized TunPaing) is a town in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The town of TunPaing has 134,400 residents living here.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 8k - 14k)
* Town: 1.3x (population: 14k - 30k+)
TunPaing is a town made by the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHP). The town is based only on middle-class citizens who are allowed to move here. It's a nice town where people can live normally and it's just a normal town. The town does have a meaning though, During the 1700 AD a leader named Pyu Tun Paing helped the people who were almost on the verge of losing everything, and it happened during this place.
[[File:Maxresdefault.jpg|thumb|right|The TunPaing Town]][[Category:Settlements]]
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Tunpaing (stylized TunPaing) is a town in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Etymology ==
Named after Rakhine leader [[Pyu Tun Paing]].
== Population ==
The town of TunPaing has 134,400 residents living here.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 8k - 14k)
* Town: 1.3x (population: 14k - 30k+)
== History ==
TunPaing is a town made by the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHP). The town is based only on middle-class citizens who are allowed to move here. It's a nice town where people can live normally and it's just a normal town. During the 1700 AD a leader named Pyu Tun Paing helped the people who were almost on the verge of losing everything, and it happened during this place.
[[File:Maxresdefault.jpg|thumb|right|The TunPaing Town]][[Category:Settlements]]
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Tunpaing (stylized TunPaing) is a town in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Etymology ==
Named after Rakhine leader [[Pyu Tun Paing]].
== Population ==
The town of TunPaing has 192,192 residents living here.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 8k - 14k)
* Town: 1.3x (population: 14k - 30k+)
== History ==
TunPaing is a town made by the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHP). The town is based only on middle-class citizens who are allowed to move here. It's a nice town where people can live normally and it's just a normal town. During the 1700 AD a leader named Pyu Tun Paing helped the people who were almost on the verge of losing everything, and it happened during this place.
[[File:Maxresdefault.jpg|thumb|right|The TunPaing Town]][[Category:Settlements]]
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Dnoprik is a city in the Orsk Federation. In 1971, it had a population of 133,500. It is known as "Civillisation's Furthest Frontier" because it is just next to [[Chkyiv|Chkyev]] Mountain Range.<gallery mode="packed" caption="Some pictures from Dnoprik">
File:Ural4.jpg|New Berlin Square in Dnoprik.
File:Ural2.jpg|A militant lorry driving past the eastern wing of the Dnoprik Hellik Cathedral
File:Ural3.jpg|Statue of Grand Uller - a hellik god. No one knows who built it.
File:Ural1.jpg|A view of Dnoprik from one of it's three hills.
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Zesant is a ghost town in the [[Orsk Federation]]. It is just outside [[Jenois]], [[Letoque Jenois]].
== History ==
=== Founding and History ===
The town was founded around 1733 due to the expansion of Jenois. The town was incorporated as a suburb of Jenois in 1831.
=== Lacertiliitis Pandemic ===
In the first Lacertiliitis pandemic, before the ascension of Emperor [[Anvi]], the town had already contaminated [[lacertiliitis]]. This caused the town to be abandoned.
=== Revival ===
In 1970 the town began to be used as a tourist attraction by Jenois.
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 3,792,096
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as Pyu Tun Paing. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 3,792,096
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
[[File:BOOOOOM.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's City, Look 'em up in the Search CC]]
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as [[Pyu Tun Paing]]. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 3,792,096
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* [[File:HRcounties.png|thumb|A map of Hakha Rakhine, showing all counties and settlements.]]City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as [[Pyu Tun Paing]]. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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Yango is the capital of [[Hakha Rakhine]]. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
== Population ==
The City of Yango has a population of 3,792,096
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
=== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust Occupation ===
When the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] occupied Hakha Rakhine, after being driven out from their homelands by [[Oralotzo]], Yango was the capital. It was also where the [[Treaty of Yango]], ending the [[War of the Chicken Pie]], was signed.
=== Communist Era ===
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
== Infrastructure ==
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on buildings, supplies, and power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM.
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Nay is the largest city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The city of Nay has a population of 5,915,520.
* Village: 1.3x (population: 5k - 40k)
* Town: 1.6x (population: 40k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population: 80k - 500k+)
== History ==
The City of Nay was supposed to be used as a training battlefield for the Communist Army of Hakha (CAH or CAHR). But the Hakha Rakhine Government ordered it should be a city instead of a battlefield training yard. There were a lot of arguments about whether it should be a battlefield or a city. This makes the city look like a ghost town in 1950. After that in 1970, it was filled with people later on.[[File:Nay.jpg|thumb|right|This is Nay, a ghost town.]]
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Khaikhon is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The city of Khaikon has a population of 82,320
* Village: 1x (population: 5k - 7k)
* Town: 1.2x (population: 7k - 14k)
* City 1.4x (population: 14k - 18k+)
== History ==
Khaikon is a city made from the People's Communist Rights (PCR). The PCR is one example of a second communist party that holds some power such as Infrastructure building and Rules, but they don't hold the power of military rule since they are the second communist party. Khaikon holds the amount of Kachin and Chin people since it's their homeland.
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Sambia is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]]. It is very famous as most of the world's gold comes from there.
== Population ==
Sambia has a population of 485,408
* Village: 1.1x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.6x (population: 30k - 60k)
== History ==
Sambia was founded under the rule of the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). It was established as a gold mine and a city.
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Sinoland is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
Sinoland has a population of 12,452 low-class citizens
* Village: 1.1x (population: 300 - 1.2k)
The Sino People are known to be one of the low-class citizens. They are the people who help the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). They mainly work in a factory in Yango. Sinese were usually called bandits since the (CPHR) spied on the groups of bandits going near the Sino Territory. They believed that the Sino people were causing all the problems in Hakha Rakhine by stealing resources. The Sino-chin and the Sino-Rakâ people were placed under the authoritarian of (CPHR) and were freed later, but the Sino-people were demoted to Low-Class Must-Be-Authorized citizens.
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Pyu Tun Paing was a leader of [[Hakha Rakhine]].
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== Early Life ==
Pyu Tun Paing was born in [[Khaikon]] in 1650.
== Adult Life and Term as Leader ==
As Hakha Rakhine developed itself as a nation, Pyu Tun Paing self-elected himself as leader and established the Rakhine government we know today and established the communism ideology. While some of the lower class citizens initially resisted his rise to power, they all eventually accepted. Helping the people with payment out of poverty, he allowed them to become first class citizens and allowed Hakha Rakhine to bathe in welfare. Meanwhile, he employed many from what is now [[Tunpaing|TunPaing]] to build the capital city of [[Yango|Yangon]] (now Yango).
== Legacy ==
Pyu Tun Paing, often known by the names of "Great Grandfather of the Paing Family", "The Helper", and deregatorily as the "Communist Rat", is a widely celebrated figure of Rakhine heritage, as well as that of KhaÍk heritage. He also is the namesake of the town of TunPaing.
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''Not to be confused with [[New Ehtje]], a colony of Oralotzo.''
New Ehtje is a continent.
== Etymology ==
It was named after [[Ehtje]], [[Oralotzo]], where the expedition to discover it was originally sent from. However, Wyrde Rice (or something like that) wants it to be called "Wyrdeland". This name is officially recognized by [[Norreik]].
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The west of the continent (besides the peninsula) is inhabited by small tribes, including the non-recognized [[Raowe Empire]] and [[Wyrde Rīċe]].
=== Discovery ===
The peninsula was discovered in 1973, when an Oralian expedition of 300 reached the peninsula. They colonized the peninsula.
=== Colonization ===
It was colonized by Oralotzo and, soon after, the [[Fictian Empire]].
== Geography ==
While as of writing only the peninsula and some of the land is discovered, there is believed to be a bigger continent to the east of that. The whole continent is very flat and grassy. Their is an area rich in oil, which is controlled by Oralotzo. The south-western coast is controlled by Fictia.
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|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (? million)
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|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' ?
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|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
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|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
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|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
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|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
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|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
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|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
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|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
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|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
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|'''Preceded by:'''
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The '''Fictian Empire''', also known as just "Fictia", is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
== Government ==
=== Basics: ===
Fictia is an absolute monarchy, with [[Emperor George VII|George VII]] as the current emperor. The monarch can do anything he wants as long as it doesn't contradict existing law (this will likely become a problem...), and has direct control over the capital (which has a name is long to write another time) and the surrounding province of Tutus. Supporting his rule is a complex bureaucracy composing of yearly-elected local officials (for villages, towns, and city departments), imperial-appointed governors over each province (selected by the merit of local officials-or at first warring chiefs), and finally a group of ministers in charge of the imperial bureaus who are also chosen by merit.
In distant territories, the emperor is expected to appoint an Exarch who serves as a civil and military governor of the territory, with effectively unlimited power unless the emperor or law contradicts him. Exarchs are to be selected by the population of the territory in an election and then approved by the emperor (who has complete veto power), but have no fixed term lengths until they die or resign. This makes it possible for foreign territories to have self-rule and respond to invasions themselves, and helps to keep down unrest/rebellions in the Empire. The original glacier territories on Septrontiland, divided into the provinces of Frigida and Calidum, are currently organized as the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] under the rule of [[Robert Magnus]], also originally a warring chief and the most successful of them.
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=== Provinces ===
== Foreign Relations ==
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|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (? million)
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|'''Demonym''': Fictian
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|'''Population:''' ?
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|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
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|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
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|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
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|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Homarism]] 34%, [[Stanism]] 1%, others 15%.
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*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
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|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
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|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
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|'''Preceded by:'''
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The '''Fictian Empire''', also known as just "Fictia", is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia.
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
== Government ==
=== Basics: ===
Fictia is an absolute monarchy, with [[Emperor George VII|George VII]] as the current emperor. The monarch can do anything he wants as long as it doesn't contradict existing law (this will likely become a problem...), and has direct control over the capital (which has a name is long to write another time) and the surrounding province of Tutus. Supporting his rule is a complex bureaucracy composing of yearly-elected local officials (for villages, towns, and city departments), imperial-appointed governors over each province (selected by the merit of local officials-or at first warring chiefs), and finally a group of ministers in charge of the imperial bureaus who are also chosen by merit.
In distant territories, the emperor is expected to appoint an Exarch who serves as a civil and military governor of the territory, with effectively unlimited power unless the emperor or law contradicts him. Exarchs are to be selected by the population of the territory in an election and then approved by the emperor (who has complete veto power), but have no fixed term lengths until they die or resign. This makes it possible for foreign territories to have self-rule and respond to invasions themselves, and helps to keep down unrest/rebellions in the Empire. The original glacier territories on Septrontiland, divided into the provinces of Frigida and Calidum, are currently organized as the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] under the rule of [[Robert Magnus]], also originally a warring chief and the most successful of them.
=== Bureaus ===
=== Provinces ===
== Foreign Relations ==
Fictia is allied with [[United Eddenarah]].
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United Eddenarah, also known as Historical Eddenarah, Free Land of Marricopra, or simply "Eddenarah" or "Marricopra" is a nation on the continent of [[Eddenarah]]. They also have a colony on [[Sevdrolet]].
== History ==
''See also: [[List of Eddenaran Rulers]]''
=== Modern History ===
While the modern nation is democratic, there is currently the ongoing [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
== Geography ==
The Eddenaran homeland is on Eddenarah, on the north side of the continent that also controls the [[Vizantus Strait]]. It is very forested in the center of the land.
They also have territory on the south-eastern side of Sevdrolet.
== Government ==
=== Government Type ===
Eddenarah is a constitutional democracy.
=== Foreign Relations ===
Eddenarah is allied with the [[Fictian Empire]].
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United Eddenarah, also known as Historical Eddenarah, Free Land of Marricopra, or simply "Eddenarah" or "Marricopra" is a nation on the continent of [[Eddenarah]]. They also have a colony on [[Sevdrolet]].
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|Government Type: Constitutional Democracy
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|President: [[Abrion Happlar]]
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|Capital: [[Machrannah Square]]
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|Denomonym: Eddenaran, Marricopran,
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|Official Languages: Eddenaran
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== History ==
''See also: [[List of Eddenaran Rulers]]''
=== Modern History ===
While the modern nation is democratic, there is currently the ongoing [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
== Geography ==
The Eddenaran homeland is on Eddenarah, on the north side of the continent that also controls the [[Vizantus Strait]]. It is very forested in the center of the land.
They also have territory on the south-eastern side of Sevdrolet.
== Government ==
=== Government Type ===
Eddenarah is a constitutional democracy.
=== Foreign Relations ===
Eddenarah is allied with the [[Fictian Empire]].
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United Eddenarah, also known as Historical Eddenarah, Free Land of Marricopra, or simply "Eddenarah" or "Marricopra" is a nation on the continent of [[Eddenarah]]. They also have a colony on [[Sevdrolet]].
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|Government Type: Constitutional Democracy
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|President: [[Abrion Happlar]]
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|Capital: [[Machrannah Square]]
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|Denomonym: Eddenaran, Marricopran,
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|Official Languages: Eddenaran
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== History ==
''See also: [[List of Eddenaran Rulers]]''
=== Founding ===
The nation is one of the oldest nations. After [[World History#The Flood|The Flood]], it was split from [[Odorslat]] and clockmaker [[Arachus Betznel]], better known as the "Father of Time" took control.
=== Modern History ===
While the modern nation is democratic, there is currently the ongoing [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
== Geography ==
The Eddenaran homeland is on Eddenarah, on the north side of the continent that also controls the [[Vizantus Strait]]. It is very forested in the center of the land.
They also have territory on the south-eastern side of Sevdrolet.
== Government ==
=== Government Type ===
Eddenarah is a constitutional democracy.
=== Foreign Relations ===
Eddenarah is allied with the [[Fictian Empire]].
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United Eddenarah, also known as Historical Eddenarah, Free Land of Marricopra, or simply "Eddenarah" or "Marricopra" is a nation on the continent of [[Eddenarah]]. They also have a colony on [[Sevdrolet]].
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|Government Type: Constitutional Democracy
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|President: [[Abrion Happlar]]
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|Capital: [[Machrannah Square]]
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|Denomonym: Eddenaran, Marricopran,
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|Official Languages: Eddenaran
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== Etymology ==
The name comes from the Old Eddenaran words "Edde(n)" (peace), "nar" (home), and "ah" (of), literally meaning "(the) peace of home".
== History ==
''See also: [[List of Eddenaran Rulers]]''
=== Founding ===
The nation is one of the oldest nations. After [[World History#The Flood|The Flood]], it was split from [[Odorslat]] and clockmaker [[Arachus Betznel]], better known as the "Father of Time" took control.
=== Modern History ===
While the modern nation is democratic, there is currently the ongoing [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
== Geography ==
The Eddenaran homeland is on Eddenarah, on the north side of the continent that also controls the [[Vizantus Strait]]. It is very forested in the center of the land.
They also have territory on the south-eastern side of Sevdrolet.
== Government ==
=== Government Type ===
Eddenarah is a constitutional democracy.
=== Foreign Relations ===
Eddenarah is allied with the [[Fictian Empire]].
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This is a list of all rulers of [[United Eddenarah]] and its predecessors.
== 1-1000 ==
[[Arachus Betznel]] (ruled: 1-60)
[[King Billy Bob I|Billy Bob I]] (ruled: 430-547)
[[Jimmy I|Jimmy IX]] (ruled: 820-840)
[[Jimmy X]] (ruled: 840-907)
[[Billy Bob III|Jimmy XI]] (907-960)
[[Billy Bob IV|Jimmy XII]] (960-995)
[[Jimmy XIII]] (995-1000)
== 1000-1500 ==
[[Billy Bob II]] (1001-1080)
[[Billy Bob III]] (1200-1235)
[[Vilassey I]] (1330-1343)
[[Nichra I]] (1343-1400)
[[Nichra II]] (1400-1435)
[[Vilassey II]] (1435-1450)
== 1500-1800 ==
[[Ingelle]] (1500-1508)
[[Billy Bob VI]] (1508-1550)
[[Salamandario]] (1750-1794)
== 1800-1920 ==
[[Nichra III]] (1835-1860)
[[Jimmy XIX]] (1890-1895)
[[Bantramus I]] (1895-1910)
[[Bantramus II]] (1910-1918)
== Presidency (1920-now) ==
[[Abrion Happlar]] (1970-present)
[[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]] (disputed, 1973-present)
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This is a list of all rulers of [[United Eddenarah]] and its predecessors.
== 1-1000 ==
[[Arachus Betznel]] (ruled: 25-60)
[[King Billy Bob I|Billy Bob I]] (ruled: 430-547)
[[Jimmy I|Jimmy IX]] (ruled: 820-840)
[[Jimmy X]] (ruled: 840-907)
[[Billy Bob III|Jimmy XI]] (907-960)
[[Billy Bob IV|Jimmy XII]] (960-995)
[[Jimmy XIII]] (995-1000)
== 1000-1500 ==
[[Billy Bob II]] (1001-1080)
[[Billy Bob III]] (1200-1235)
[[Vilassey I]] (1330-1343)
[[Nichra I]] (1343-1400)
[[Nichra II]] (1400-1435)
[[Vilassey II]] (1435-1450)
== 1500-1800 ==
[[Ingelle]] (1500-1508)
[[Billy Bob VI]] (1508-1550)
[[Salamandario]] (1750-1794)
== 1800-1920 ==
[[Nichra III]] (1835-1860)
[[Jimmy XIX]] (1890-1895)
[[Bantramus I]] (1895-1910)
[[Bantramus II]] (1910-1918)
== Presidency (1920-now) ==
[[Abrion Happlar]] (1970-present)
[[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]] (disputed, 1973-present)
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This is a list of all rulers of [[United Eddenarah]] and its predecessors.
== 1-1000 ==
[[Arachus Betznel]] (ruled: 52-100)
[[King Billy Bob I|Billy Bob I]] (ruled: 430-547)
[[Jimmy I|Jimmy IX]] (ruled: 820-840)
[[Jimmy X]] (ruled: 840-907)
[[Billy Bob III|Jimmy XI]] (907-960)
[[Billy Bob IV|Jimmy XII]] (960-995)
[[Jimmy XIII]] (995-1000)
== 1000-1500 ==
[[Billy Bob II]] (1001-1080)
[[Billy Bob III]] (1200-1235)
[[Vilassey I]] (1330-1343)
[[Nichra I]] (1343-1400)
[[Nichra II]] (1400-1435)
[[Vilassey II]] (1435-1450)
== 1500-1800 ==
[[Ingelle]] (1500-1508)
[[Billy Bob VI]] (1508-1550)
[[Salamandario]] (1750-1794)
== 1800-1920 ==
[[Nichra III]] (1835-1860)
[[Jimmy XIX]] (1890-1895)
[[Bantramus I]] (1895-1910)
[[Bantramus II]] (1910-1918)
== Presidency (1920-now) ==
[[Abrion Happlar]] (1970-present)
[[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]] (disputed, 1973-present)
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This is a list of all rulers of [[United Eddenarah]] and its predecessors.
== 1-1000 ==
[[Arachus Betznel]] (ruled: 25-60)
[[King Billy Bob I|Billy Bob I]] (ruled: 430-547)
[[Jimmy I|Jimmy IX]] (ruled: 820-840)
[[Jimmy X]] (ruled: 840-907)
[[Billy Bob III|Jimmy XI]] (907-960)
[[Billy Bob IV|Jimmy XII]] (960-995)
[[Jimmy XIII]] (995-1000)
== 1000-1500 ==
[[Billy Bob II]] (1001-1080)
[[Billy Bob III]] (1200-1235)
[[Vilassey I]] (1330-1343)
[[Nichra I]] (1343-1400)
[[Nichra II]] (1400-1435)
[[Vilassey II]] (1435-1450)
== 1500-1800 ==
[[Ingelle]] (1500-1508)
[[Billy Bob VI]] (1508-1550)
[[Salamandario]] (1750-1794)
== 1800-1920 ==
[[Nichra III]] (1835-1860)
[[Jimmy XIX]] (1890-1895)
[[Bantramus I]] (1895-1910)
[[Bantramus II]] (1910-1918)
== Presidency (1920-now) ==
[[Abrion Happlar]] (1970-present)
[[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]] (disputed, 1973-present)
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The Next Jimmy Uprising is an ongoing rebellion in [[United Eddenarah]] perpetrated by the [[Next Jimmy]] group. It is led by [[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]], the self-appointed "Next Jimmy" and successor to King [[Jimmy XIX]] (ruled 1890-1895).
== History ==
=== Background ===
While the group has existed since the downfall of the Marricopran Monarchy in 1918, during the [[World History#Second Apocalypse|Second Apocalypse]], this was the first major uprising. The group pushes for the return of the Marricopran Monarchy.
=== Start ===
The first protest was in [[Machrannah Square]], the capital of Eddenarah. The protest included an estimated two thousand people. After the protest was brought down by the cops, Marricopran president [[Abrion Happlar]] begged [[Fictia]] to help with the uprising. The official speech made by Abrion said "Democracy is important for the progression of people! We must never reinstate such an autocratic society. We can never have another King [[Salamandario]]! Freedom for the people - freedom for the world! Down on the aristocracy! And please - help us fund the Election of '74!". Shortly after this, Happlar announced his candidacy for the [[Marricopran 1974 Presidential Election]], with the slogan "Vote Happlar: Together, we'll make Marricopra the home of democracy!".
=== Fictian Support ===
Meanwhile, Fictia put up (in true [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] style) a large sign saying "Yes!" as well as sending over Fictian diplomat [[Hugh Loquax]]. James sent a letter to Fictian monarch [[George VII]] about the irony of Fictia, a monarchy, aiding Eddenarah to overthrow a monarchy, as well as seizing the [[Department of Sending Letters We'd Really Rather Not But Have to for Political Reasons.]] George, confused by the situation, sent a letter to James to talk this out with Abrion, him, and George. George proposed for the Marricopran Monarchy to be re-instated but provinces retaining democratic elections, similar to in Fictia. While Fictia soon declared neutral in the situation, Fictia told Hugh to keep supporting the current Eddenaran government.
=== James Changes Strategies ===
James soon pushed for the descendants of the former Marricopran nobles to run for various positions in the government, himself running for Speaker of the People with the oddly familiar tagline "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Make_America_Great_Again Make Marricopra Great Again!]". This also caused Fictia to change sides and support this. However, Hugh told the nobles campaigning to "leave democracy alone for best results and to prevent a Homaric invasion", should they get elected.
=== HPN-Marricopra War Involvement ===
[[Oralotzo]] announced that they would use this to invade earlier on in the conflict, but later decided to stop any chance of invasion.
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Abrion Happlar is the current president of [[United Eddenarah]]. He is subject to the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
== Early Life ==
Abrion Happlar was born in Arachusia, Eddenarah in 1942.
== Term ==
Abrion ran for president in the [[1970 Marricopran Presedential Election]] and won. In 1973, he was subject to the still-ongoing Next Jimmy Uprising. After the start of this, he announced candidacy for the [[Marricopran 1974 Presidential Election]], with the motto "Vote Happlar: Together, we'll make Marricopra the home of democracy!".
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The 1970 Marricopran Presedential Election was an election for president in [[United Eddenarah]].
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The 1974 Marricopran Presedential Election is an upcoming election for president in [[United Eddenarah]]. It is expected to happen in 1974.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
''Main Article: [[Arachus Betznel]]''
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chyeve]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
''Main Article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
''Main Article: [[Arachus Betznel]]''
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chyeve]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the [[Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame]] of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame|Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame]], which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
''Main Article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the Spire Realm. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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Machrannah Square is the capital of [[United Eddenarah]].
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Machrannah Square is the capital of [[United Eddenarah]].
== Etymology ==
Machrannah Square was named after legendary pre-flood hero [[Machrannah]], who united the peoples of [[Eddenarah]].
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Arachus Betznel was a clockmaker and the first known leader of [[United Eddenarah|Eddenarah]] (now United Eddenarah).
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== Early Life ==
It is unknown where Arachus was born. He was born in Year One to two clockmakers in the countryside.
== Adult Life ==
As an adult, Arachus made the first calendar, designating his birth as Day One of Year One. It became popular among his friends and family, until it became used by all of Eddenarah. When he turned twenty-five, New Year's was celebrated by Eddenarah and he was made king. He and his family quickly distributed clocks, calendars, and also made the first known writing system in order to record their history.
== Death ==
Arachus dies in 60.
== Legacy ==
Arachus put into use the [[Universal Calendar]], established the Marricopran Monarchy which lasted until 1918, and there is still a large statue of him in [[Machrannah Square]]. To read about the statue, see [[World History#The Beginning of Known Time|here]].
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''For the country of Eddenarah, see:'' [[United Eddenarah]]
Eddenarah is the southern half of what was once the Valley of Priyoriya, on the continent of Pryr. It is part of an area now called Vizantia. Its main resource is timber, of which it has a lot, and the stone in the Pryr Mountains.
== Priyoriya ==
Before the Flood Priyoriya was much smaller, covering a small, fertile strip of land between the Odorslatian Mountains and Pryr. For a couple hundred years this was the site of the seven Great Wars and finally the uniting of Eddenarah by Machrannah. They called it "the place of legends" (as per Proto-Eddenaran writings) and built many statues of their heroes, whose names are all lost to time, save for Machrannah.
Priyoriya became a farming community, with hundreds of acres of crop squares in a large circle around their city, which they named "Eddennarah," meaning "the peace of home."
Others called it "the place of pillars," which translated between many languages into what is now Odorslat.
The center of the city held a circular temple structure which was half a governmental complex, with a - legend has it - giant palm tree that glowed under the full moon.
== Geography ==
Much of Eddenarah is today ruled by (you guessed it) [[United Eddenarah]].
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The One and Only Everlasting Flame, originally the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame, is a religion of [[Mocze]]. It succeeds the [[Order of the Everlasting Flame]].
== Practices ==
Like other [[Pyric Religions|Pyric religions]], they practice setting things on fire and sacrificing them to their great god. However, unlike the Ultra-Orthodox (which require the Arch-Priests to set fires), the One and Only Everlasting Flame allows anyone to set fires. However, they restrict setting "true" fires to the Arch-Priests.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
The One and Only Order of the Everlasting Flame appeared on Mocze around 1290, three decades after the splitting off of the [[Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame]] around 1250. In a group of wars, the group soon gained control of all of Mocze and later wiping out the Ultra-Orthodox.
=== Those Wars ===
The group had forever a rivalry and hate against the Ultra-Orthodox, and neither would admit they are actual just two Pyric religions. After the Ultra-Orthodox helped [[Marricopra]] with spying on the [[Homaric Pact Nations|Children of Nephropism]], they allied with the Children. The Orthodox out of spite allied with [[Marricopra]], the Children's longtime enemy.
== Notable Members ==
[[Bengellus]], Head Arch-Priest from 1360 to 1402, the first known contractor of [[fireplague]], which was started by the group.
[[Nezrel]], an Arch-Priest from 1373 to 1437, the first known survivor of fireplague.
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
# (1973) Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
# (1973) The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
# (1973) The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
# [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
# Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
# The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
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The Homaric Pact Nations are a nation on the continent of [[Mogusault]].
== Government ==
=== Army ===
''Main Article: [[Homaric Army]]''
The Homaric Pact Nations are known to have the world's largest army.
=== Foreign Relations ===
==== With Eddenarah ====
The nation has a historic rivalry against [[United Eddenarah|Marricopra]], which is the cause for many things, including the ongoing [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
==== With the Orsk Federation ====
The nation has a non-aggresion pact with the [[Orsk Federation]].
==== With Oralotzo ====
The nation has had trade deals and also is helped in the HPN-Eddenarah War by [[Oralotzo]].
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[[File:Humerland.png|thumb|The flag of the Homaric Pact Nations.]]
The Homaric Pact Nations are a nation on the continent of [[Mogusault]].
== Government ==
=== Army ===
''Main Article: [[Homaric Army]]''
The Homaric Pact Nations are known to have the world's largest army.
=== Foreign Relations ===
==== With Eddenarah ====
The nation has a historic rivalry against [[United Eddenarah|Marricopra]], which is the cause for many things, including the ongoing [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
==== With the Orsk Federation ====
The nation has a non-aggresion pact with the [[Orsk Federation]].
==== With Oralotzo ====
The nation has had trade deals and also is helped in the HPN-Eddenarah War by [[Oralotzo]].
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Sevdrolet is a continent. It is south of [[Mogusault]] and east of [[Gusmoas]].
== History ==
While the area was once its own nation, it is now ruled by [[United Eddenarah|Eddenarah]], the [[Homaric Pact Nations]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== Geography ==
The nation is very flat. The south-east is controlled by by Eddenarah, the west by the Orsk, and the north by the Homaric Pact Nations.
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]].
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]]. Soon, Chechnyoslovenia gave the troops supplies. Then, [[Amantone Fleake]] of the Orsk Federation, announced that they were a supporter of the HPN and that Marricopra was politically unstable
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 3,792,096
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* [[File:Download.png|thumb|A map of Hakha Rakhine, showing all counties and settlements.]]City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as [[Pyu Tun Paing]]. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 6,825,772
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* [[File:Download.png|thumb|A map of Hakha Rakhine, showing all counties and settlements.]]City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as [[Pyu Tun Paing]]. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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Nay is the largest city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The city of Nay has a population of 10,647,936.
* Village: 1.3x (population: 5k - 40k)
* Town: 1.6x (population: 40k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population: 80k - 500k+)
== History ==
The City of Nay was supposed to be used as a training battlefield for the Communist Army of Hakha (CAH or CAHR). But the Hakha Rakhine Government ordered it should be a city instead of a battlefield training yard. There were a lot of arguments about whether it should be a battlefield or a city. This makes the city look like a ghost town in 1950. After that in 1970, it was filled with people later on.[[File:Nay.jpg|thumb|right|This is Nay, a ghost town.]]
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Sambia is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]]. It is very famous as most of the world's gold comes from there.
== Population ==
Sambia has a population of 776,652
* Village: 1.1x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.6x (population: 30k - 60k)
== History ==
Sambia was founded under the rule of the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). It was established as a gold mine and a city.
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Tunpaing (stylized TunPaing) is a town in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Etymology ==
Named after Rakhine leader [[Pyu Tun Paing]].
== Population ==
The town of TunPaing has 249,849 residents living here.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 8k - 14k)
* Town: 1.3x (population: 14k - 30k+)
== History ==
TunPaing is a town made by the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHP). The town is based only on middle-class citizens who are allowed to move here. It's a nice town where people can live normally and it's just a normal town. During the 1700 AD a leader named Pyu Tun Paing helped the people who were almost on the verge of losing everything, and it happened during this place.
[[File:Maxresdefault.jpg|thumb|right|The TunPaing Town]][[Category:Settlements]]
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Sinoland is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
Sinoland has a population of 13,697 low-class citizens.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 300 - 1.2k)
The Sino People are known to be one of the low-class citizens. They are the people who help the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). They mainly work in a factory in Yango. Sinese were usually called bandits since the (CPHR) spied on the groups of bandits going near the Sino Territory. They believed that the Sino people were causing all the problems in Hakha Rakhine by stealing resources. The Sino-chin and the Sino-Rakâ people were placed under the authoritarian of (CPHR) and were freed later, but the Sino-people were demoted to Low-Class Must-Be-Authorized citizens.
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Khaikhon is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The city of Khaikon has a population of 115,248
* Village: 1x (population: 5k - 7k)
* Town: 1.2x (population: 7k - 14k)
* City 1.4x (population: 14k - 18k+)
== History ==
Khaikon is a city made from the People's Communist Rights (PCR). The PCR is one example of a second communist party that holds some power such as Infrastructure building and Rules, but they don't hold the power of military rule since they are the second communist party. Khaikon holds the amount of Kachin and Chin people since it's their homeland.
[[File:Khaikon.jpg|thumb|right|Khaikon Village]][[Category:Settlements]]
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Yango is the capital of [[Hakha Rakhine]]. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
== Population ==
The City of Yango has a population of 6,825,772
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
=== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust Occupation ===
When the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] occupied Hakha Rakhine, after being driven out from their homelands by [[Oralotzo]], Yango was the capital. It was also where the [[Treaty of Yango]], ending the [[War of the Chicken Pie]], was signed.
=== Communist Era ===
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
== Infrastructure ==
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on buildings, supplies, and power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM.
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:National Hakha Rakhine Communist Party Authority}}
'''National Hakha Rakhine Communist Party Census (NHRCPC)'''
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! Settlements !! Recorded Population !! Status
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| Nay || 10,647,936 || Populated City
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| Yango || 6,825,772 || Capital
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| Khaikon || 115,248 || City
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| TunPaing || 249,849 || Town
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| Sambia || 776,652 || City
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| Sinoland || 13,697 || Village
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
{| class="wikitable"
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{| class="wikitable"
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! Value X !! Value Y
|-
| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
|-
| Leader || [[Amantone Fleake]]
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| Ideology || Market Socialism
|-
| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
|-
|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predecessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
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|Leader
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
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|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
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|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
== Government ==
=== Foreign Policy ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SRI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
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!0
!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
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|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
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|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
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|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
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|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
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!Country
!Ranking on SCI
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|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|5
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|4
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|4
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|3
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|3
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
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=== Divisions of the Nation ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== Political Parties ===
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!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
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|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
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|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
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|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
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|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
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|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== Defense Force ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== Army ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
~ 1 million people are recruited to the DFOF, mostly housed in Jenois. We welcome new tank divisions (3) an attack helicopter unit and 2 armoured car divisions. 250k 47's had to be mass produced, 50k M14s 30k Remingtons, 200k M60s and the rest are unarmed for now. These soldiers are in the DFOF Special Arms Unit specialised in quick mobilisation from DFOF to Orsk Army.
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[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]Oralotzo is a democratic country on the Oralian continent. Its official name is New Oralian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust. It was preceded by the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
{| class="wikitable"
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
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|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
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|Exonyms
|[none yet]
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|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
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|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
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|Denomonym
|Oralian
|-
|Ethnicities
|Oralian, [[Eddenarans|Eddenaran]],
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|Languages
|Oralian
|-
|Population (1972)
|3,857,326
|-
|Currency
|[[Coppalet]]
|-
|Time Zone
|UTC +2
|-
|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
|-
|Driving Side
|Right
|-
|Abbreviation
|ORL
|}
== History ==
=== Before Oralotzo ===
==== Non-Unified Tribes (before 1-992) ====
In ancient times, Oralotzo was ruled by many non-unified tribes in the nation's various counties. In fact, most of today's counties are still identified by the tribes border's. Many lived in small city states, which were walled-in cities ruled by various kings and queens.
==== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust (992-1509) ====
''Main Article: [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]]''
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, often abbreviated "KoPWARToD", was the first city state to unify all of [[Del Sacarmo]]. The nation was forced into expansion by various dust storms in their home city, [[Tsoje]], thus their name. They captured the city of [[Bogeva]] and there learned the secret to seafaring boats, therefore giving them the ability to conquer the rest of Del Sacarmo. They then spread to [[Seseco]], had some wars, and established ties with the [[Children of Nephrops]] and the people of [[Odorslat]]. The nation later fell in 1406 due to instability and the [[fireplague]], becoming one of the world's first representative democratic nations. However, the colony on [[Seseco]] later survived until the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
=== Early Oralotzo (1408-1920) ===
Early Oralotzo had little problems, for three centuries. However, they did support [[Hakha Rakhine]] in their independence war against the Kingdom in Seseco.
==== Lacertiliitis Pandemic (1838-1850) ====
Between 1838 and 1850, Oralotzo was somewhat hard hit by the Lacertiliitis pandemic. This is how much of the Edenarrahan population reached the area. In 1850, the pandemic ended and much returned to normal. Oralotzo also started the National Health Burea after this pandemic.
==== Second Lacertiliitis Pandemic and the Return of Fireplague (1897-1901) ====
For much of the early fireplague-Lacertiliitis pandemic, Oralotzo was majorly unaffected, due to it being mainly concentrated in [[Gondolinius]]. When two boats of refugees reached Oralotzo, they were greeted with open arms- however, much of the population died. Despite striking hard Oralotzo, the north area was largely ignored by the pandemic and a new cult of the spirit Laci became very popular and the nation became somehow immunized, ending the pandemic in the area. The cult of Laci stayed in power, and its leader, who changed his name to Lacitzo, was elected president in 1900 and was re-elected twice over the next coupe of years, finally ending his long term in 1923, with his death.
==== Second Apocalypse (1906-1950) ====
Oralotzo was very hard hit by the second apocalypse, leaving only about a thousand left. These thousand discovered that the fireplague in the pandemic could be used to re-fertilize the soil, and thus set to work. This continued even after Lacitzo's death, until 1950, when then-president Yatzo Laciya decided that they didn't need to care about it anymore.
=== Modern Times ===
Ever since, Oralotzo has been pretty much ignoring all wars and has been extremely peaceful. In 1973, Oralotzo announced plans to support the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] in their [[HPN-Eddenarah War|war against Eddenarah]].
== Geography ==
Oralotzo takes up the entirety of [[Del Sacarmo]]. Meanwhile, their colony of [[New Ehtje]] takes up the western area of New Ehtje, bordering [[Fictian Empire|Fictia']]<nowiki/>s colony to the south-east. All of Ortalor's territory is grassy, though some of it is somewhat cold.
== Economy ==
Oralotzo's main exports are wood and oil. Oralotzo also produces a lot of gravel, however they choose not to sell it with foreign countries. Past trade deals have been [[Oralian Import of Timber from Chechnyoslovenia|with Chechnyoslovenia]] and [[HPN-Oralian Military Supply Agreement|with the Homaric Pact Nations]]. The official currency of Oralotzo is the [[Coppalet]].
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The Eddenarans, also known as the Marricoprans, are an ethnic group. They live on [[Sevdrolet]] and their homeland of [[Eddenarah]], as well as some other countries around the world.
== Faith ==
The Eddenarans are known for their belief in the Flood, an apocalypse happening in -52 under the [[Universal Calendar]], as well as the One Continent of [[Pryr]]. They also believe in [[Machrannah]], a folk hero who allegedly united the ancient Eddenarans.
== Inventions ==
The Eddenarans are the first people known to invent the [[clock]] and the [[Universal Calendar]], the latter of which invented by the first Eddenaran king [[Arachus Betznel]] in 20.
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Machrannah is an [[Eddenarans|Eddenaran]] folk hero who allegedly united the ancient Eddenaran peoples.
== Story ==
According to ''The Book of What Happened in Pryr'', Machrannah was a man who lived in one of the few non-lush places of ancient [[Pryr]]. Here is the passage that dealt with him.
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Machrannah is an [[Eddenarans|Eddenaran]] folk hero who allegedly united the ancient Eddenaran peoples.
== Story ==
According to ''The Book of What Happened in Pryr'', Machrannah was a man who lived in one of the few non-lush places of ancient [[Pryr]]. Here is the passage that dealt with him.
BWHP 1-1 to 1-3: Machrannah was a man who lived in the lands of Priyoriya. He was a normal man, but then one night, he had a vision. In the vision, he saw what was to become unto [[Marricopra]] in the future after the lands split. And in the vision, there was a voice who said to him, "Go, and spread the word to those peoples, for the Flood shall sweep thee away if ye do not unite under One."
The next day, Machrannah rode to tell everyone in Eddenarah.
BWHP 1-4 to 1-8: And when Machrannah woke, he saw that it was the Word. And he went on to his horse and he rode to all of the land, carrying the flag under which his People would unite. And they all understood him, for it was the Word of Someone who was destined to come. And all the people came and worked under A Greater Thing, and they came together. And soon they said, "Machrannah, unto thee we place our title of King." And it was the Word of Someone.
And then, later, at the end of the story,
BWHP 1-9: And later the flood came, and the People united and they were spared from the flood and they were given the [[Eddenarah|Best Land]].
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This is a list of all rulers of [[United Eddenarah]] and its predecessors.
== Before Arachus ==
[[Machrannah]] (date of rule unknown)
== 1-1000 ==
[[Arachus Betznel]] (ruled: 25-60)
[[King Billy Bob I|Billy Bob I]] (ruled: 430-547)
[[Jimmy I|Jimmy IX]] (ruled: 820-840)
[[Jimmy X]] (ruled: 840-907)
[[Billy Bob III|Jimmy XI]] (907-960)
[[Billy Bob IV|Jimmy XII]] (960-995)
[[Jimmy XIII]] (995-1000)
== 1000-1500 ==
[[Billy Bob II]] (1001-1080)
[[Billy Bob III]] (1200-1235)
[[Vilassey I]] (1330-1343)
[[Nichra I]] (1343-1400)
[[Nichra II]] (1400-1435)
[[Vilassey II]] (1435-1450)
== 1500-1800 ==
[[Ingelle]] (1500-1508)
[[Billy Bob VI]] (1508-1550)
[[Salamandario]] (1750-1794)
== 1800-1920 ==
[[Nichra III]] (1835-1860)
[[Jimmy XIX]] (1890-1895)
[[Bantramus I]] (1895-1910)
[[Bantramus II]] (1910-1918)
== Presidency (1920-now) ==
[[Abrion Happlar]] (1970-present)
[[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]] (disputed, 1973-present)
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This is a list of all rulers of [[United Eddenarah]] and its predecessors.
== Before Arachus ==
[[Machrannah]] (date of rule unknown)
== First Known Rulers ==
[[Arachus Betznel]] (ruled: 25-60)
== Dynasty of Billy Bob ==
[[King Billy Bob I|Billy Bob I]] (ruled: 430-547)
== Dynasty of Jimmy ==
[[Jimmy I|Jimmy IX]] (ruled: 820-840)
[[Jimmy X]] (ruled: 840-907)
[[Billy Bob III|Jimmy XI]] (907-960)
[[Billy Bob IV|Jimmy XII]] (960-995)
[[Jimmy XIII]] (995-1000)
== New Dynasty of Billy Bob ==
[[Billy Bob II]] (1001-1080)
[[Billy Bob III]] (1200-1235)
== Dynasty of Villasey ==
[[Vilassey I]] (1330-1343)
[[Nichra I]] (1343-1400)
[[Nichra II]] (1400-1435)
[[Vilassey II]] (1435-1450)
== Third Dynasty of Billy Bob ==
[[Ingelle]] (1500-1508)
[[Billy Bob VI]] (1508-1550)
[[Salamandario]] (1750-1794)
== Dynasty of Nichra ==
[[Nichra III]] (1835-1860)
== "Industrial" Dynasty ==
[[Jimmy XIX]] (1890-1895)
== Bantramus Dynasty ==
[[Bantramus I]] (1895-1910)
[[Bantramus II]] (1910-1918)
== Presidency (1920-now) ==
[[Abrion Happlar]] (1970-present)
[[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]] (disputed, 1973)
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Arachus Betznel was a clockmaker and the first known leader of [[United Eddenarah|Eddenarah]] (now United Eddenarah).
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! colspan="2" |Arachus Betznel
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| colspan="2" |Clockmaker, First King of Eddenarah
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|Born: Year One, Day One
|December 5, 60
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|Preceded By: [[Machrannah]]
|Succeeded By:
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== Early Life ==
It is unknown where Arachus was born. He was born in Year One to two clockmakers in the countryside.
== Adult Life ==
As an adult, Arachus made the first calendar, designating his birth as Day One of Year One. It became popular among his friends and family, until it became used by all of Eddenarah. When he turned twenty-five, New Year's was celebrated by Eddenarah and he was made king. He and his family quickly distributed clocks, calendars, and also made the first known writing system in order to record their history.
== Death ==
Arachus dies in 60.
== Legacy ==
Arachus put into use the [[Universal Calendar]], established the Marricopran Monarchy which lasted until 1918, and there is still a large statue of him in [[Machrannah Square]]. To read about the statue, see [[World History#The Beginning of Known Time|here]].
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Gondolinius is a nation on [[Suland]].
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Suland, a.k.a the South Pole is a continent. It is south of everything. It is the opposite of [[Septrontiland]].
== Geography ==
The continent is all snow and ice, and it is where [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin penguins]live. The only nations on it are [[Gondolinius]] and a colony of [[Chechnyoslovenia]].
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== Geography ==
The continent is all snow and ice, and it is where [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear polar bears]live. The only nations on it are [[Fictia]].
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== Bellatrix ==
Currently nothing worthy of the history title has occured, which is alarming seeing as around 13 billion years has passed since it all started with the big bang also this sentence won't end which is delightful because I do not wish for it to end hee hee hee haw
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its still killing me ocd moment
== Asisi Takes Over ==
I have no idea what this is for, but...
The history of the full CCRP is detailed here: [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page]
Uh... CC70, originally known as CCRPIV.5, was originally announced by ToastersUnited some time ago, when he decided he didn't want the boring mechanics of CCRPV space travel and such, and decided to start this. I dunno when the project actually started, but I think the first project actual project for it was here [https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/884796406] on August 22, 2023. Then it kinda escalated from there, with a lot of people joined. Silencio left due to Scratch ban. The actual RP started September 17 (?, it seems to have started earlier than this). A few people joined, including like three players totally new to CCRP, and ImperatorCatman, former Head Administrator of CCRPIV joined as the long-gone nation of Fictia, which gives everyone nostalgia (even those like me, who weren't there when Fictia was active). We had the [[Mocze Civil War]], the first war, and then we are having the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]]. Then some prophet guy joined and spits out random prophecies in Old English that none of us understand. (I think)
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The Mocze Civil War was a war between 1971 and 1972 (however, the war hasn't officially ended).
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|[[Skelmrelm]]
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== History ==
=== Background ===
=== 1971 ===
=== 1972 ===
=== End of War ===
The Orsk Federation surrendered in 1972. After that, not much activity was heard from the [[Mocze Republic]].
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The Mocze Civil War was a war between 1971 and 1972 (however, the war hasn't officially ended).
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== History ==
=== Background ===
=== 1971 ===
=== 1972 ===
=== End of War ===
The Orsk Federation surrendered in 1972. After that, not much activity was heard from the [[Mocze Republic]].
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The Mocze Civil War was a war between 1971 and 1972 (however, the war hasn't officially ended).
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== History ==
=== Background ===
=== 1971 ===
=== 1972 ===
=== End of War ===
The Orsk Federation surrendered in 1972. After that, not much activity was heard from the [[Mocze Republic]].
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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|[[Chechnyoslovenia]]
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== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]]. Soon, Chechnyoslovenia gave the troops supplies. Then, [[Amantone Fleake]] of the Orsk Federation, announced that they were a supporter of the HPN and that Marricopra was politically unstable
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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|''Supported by:''
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== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]]. Soon, Chechnyoslovenia gave the troops supplies. Then, [[Amantone Fleake]] of the Orsk Federation, announced that they were a supporter of the HPN and that Marricopra was politically unstable
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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The First Chkyeb State was a nation on [[Seseco]] and predecessor of the [[Orsk Federation]].
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Letž is a protected city in the [[Orsk Federation]]. Despite its name, in 1970, it only had a population of ninety, though the population as of 1974 is probably much higher.
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''Not to be confused with [[Tornobyl (city)]].''
Tornobyl is a canton in the [[Orsk Federation]].
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! Administrative Region !! Status: Federal Canton, Orsk Federation
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| Named after || Freteriksten Tornovy, first settler in what is now Tornobyl City
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| Capital City || Tornobyl
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| District Type || Municipal, 7 + 2 City Councils (See [[Municipal Districts of Orska]]/MDO's)
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| Main Party || Tornobyl Soviet Party
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Nethrov is a city in [[Tornobyl]] canton
== Population ==
In 1970, it had a population of twenty two thousand people<ref>[[National Census of the Orsk Federation]]</ref>.
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Kauter is a city in the [[Orsk Federation]]. It is in [[Letoque Jenois]] Canton, however, some argue that Jenois is its own canton. Thus, if this were the case, than it would be in [[Jenois (canton)|Jenois Canton]].
== Population ==
In 1970 the city had a population of 65,000<ref>[[National Census of the Orsk Federation]]</ref>.
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Kauter is a town in the [[Orsk Federation]]. It is in [[Letoque Jenois]] Canton, however, some argue that Jenois is its own canton. Thus, if this were the case, than it would be in [[Jenois (canton)|Jenois Canton]].
== Population ==
In 1970 the city had a population of 65,000<ref>[[National Census of the Orsk Federation]]</ref>.
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La Sesant is a city in [[Letoque Jenois]] (or [[Letoque]], depending on who you ask) Canton in the [[Orsk Federation]].
== Population ==
In 1970 it had a population of 76,000.<ref>[[National Census of the Orsk Federation]]</ref>
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Letoque Jenois is one of the cantons of the [[Orsk Federation]]. Its capital is [[Saint Vennes]], and it has many different biomes.
== History ==
Prior to new legislation in 1965, [[Letoque]] and [[Jenois (Canton)|Jenois]] were separate cantons. They were merged then, though their is still some recognition of them as their own canton
== Geography ==
The canton is in the central-east of the Orsk Federation. The regional capital, Saint Vennes, is in the north-east of the canton, while the semi-recognised canton of Jenois has its capital in [[Jenois]], in the center of the canton. The area has mountains, hills, and grass, and is known for its popular destination as a tourist attraction.
== Controversy ==
Some of the population of this canton believes that Letoque Jenois is still two cantons, thus may cause some confusion for those who don't know. On this wiki, all cities in Letoque Jenois are in Letoque Jenois.
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Grevetone is a city in the [[Orsk Federation]] in [[Letoque Jenois]] Canton.
== Population ==
As of 1970 it had a population of four million<ref>[[National Census of the Orsk Federation]]</ref>.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
''Main Article: [[Arachus Betznel]]''
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chyeve]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the [[Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame]] of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame|Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame]], which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
''Main Article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the [[Spire Realm]]. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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The Spire Realm was a nation between 1775 and 1849.
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|Government Type:
|Monarchy
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|Founder:
|[[Alperd Angoblick]]
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|Last Ruler:
|[[Rekanel Bretpip|Rekanel "Zikpuz" Bretpip]]
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|Capital:
|[[Spirihus]]
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|Official Languages:
|[[Spirian]]
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|National Anthem:
|Vo Ta Spirihus
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|Primary Religions:
|[[Skirism]]
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|Major Events:
|*Founding 1775
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|Preceded By:
|[[Odorslat]]
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|[[Skelmrelm]]
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== History ==
=== Founding ===
The nation was founded in 1775, after the 1775 Great Odorslat Earthquake. The nation was in the northern area of the continent of Odorslat.
=== Great Era ===
The nation was prosperous for most of its history, living in relative peace and importing/exporting goods.
=== Downfall ===
The downfall of the nation was in the [[World History#Second Apocalypse|Second Apocalypse]], where they turned down the vaccine created by Skelmrelm and [[Saldon]].
== Culture ==
The nation spoke Spirian, related to [[Skelmish]]. The nation was also known for making buildings with tall spires on them, hence its name and the name of its capital (Spirihus is Spirian for "Spire House").
== Geography ==
The area was somewhat lush in the south, but the northern peninsula was (and still is) mainly dominated by the [[Odorslat Minor]] mountain range. The area only has some metal and timber. The nation was bordered by the [[Kingdom of Remnant]] to the south.
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
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! Value X !! Value Y
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| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
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| President || [[Amantone Fleake]]
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| Ideology || Market Socialism
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| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
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| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
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|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
|-
|Predecessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
|-
|Prime Minister
|Volodimir Chveny (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
== Government ==
=== Foreign Policy ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: Jodav Syvanye (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SRI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
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!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
|-
|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
|-
|2
|Bad relations - No embassies, trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors (V1A)
|-
|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
|-
|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
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|+
!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|5
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|4
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|4
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|3
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|3
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
|}
=== Divisions of the Nation ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== Political Parties ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
|-
|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
|-
|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
|-
|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
|-
|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
|-
|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
|-
|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== Defense Force ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== Army ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
~ 1 million people are recruited to the DFOF, mostly housed in Jenois. We welcome new tank divisions (3) an attack helicopter unit and 2 armoured car divisions. 250k 47's had to be mass produced, 50k M14s 30k Remingtons, 200k M60s and the rest are unarmed for now. These soldiers are in the DFOF Special Arms Unit specialised in quick mobilisation from DFOF to Orsk Army.
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
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| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
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| President || [[Amantone Fleake]]
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| Ideology || Market Socialism
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| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
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| Denonym || Orskii
|-
| Shorthand || Orska
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|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
|-
|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
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|Predecessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
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|Prime Minister
|[[Volodomir Chveny]] (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
|-
|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
|-
|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
|-
|Wars
|
|}
== Government ==
=== Foreign Policy ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: [[Jodav Sovanye]] (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SRI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
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!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
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|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
|}
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!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
|-
|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
|-
|[[Norreik]]
|5
|-
|Hakha Rakhine
|4
|-
|[[Oralotzo]]
|4
|-
|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
|-
|[[Altar]]
|0
|-
|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
|-
|[[Marricopra]]
|3
|-
|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|3
|-
|[[Saldon]]
|0
|}
=== Divisions of the Nation ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== Political Parties ===
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!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
|-
|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
|-
|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
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|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
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|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
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|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
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|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
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|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
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|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
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|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== Defense Force ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== Army ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
~ 1 million people are recruited to the DFOF, mostly housed in Jenois. We welcome new tank divisions (3) an attack helicopter unit and 2 armoured car divisions. 250k 47's had to be mass produced, 50k M14s 30k Remingtons, 200k M60s and the rest are unarmed for now. These soldiers are in the DFOF Special Arms Unit specialised in quick mobilisation from DFOF to Orsk Army.
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Jenois was a canton in the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
In 1965, the canton was merged with [[Letoque]], forming [[Letoque Jenois]].
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The Liberal Union Orska (or LUO, sometimes known as the Union or the Liberal) is a political party in the [[Orsk Federation]].
== Identity ==
The LUO identifies with the liberal side of the political spectrum.
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Amantone Fleake is the current president in the [[Orsk Federation]].
== Early Life ==
Amantone was born in 1941 in [[Tornve]], as the second oldest of three brothers. In college he gained a master's degree in economy and politics.
== Election and Adult Life ==
In 1970, Amantone ran for president under the [[Liberal Union Orska]] party. He was elected, and remains president to the time of the initial writing of this article.
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The War of the Chicken Pie was a war that occurred between 1507 and 1509.
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|[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|46x46px]][[Hakha Rakhine]][[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|41x41px]][[Oralotzo]]
|[[Marricopra]] (led by Queen Ingelle)
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|''Supported by:''
|''Supported by:''
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|[[Marricopra]] (led by King Billy Bob the Sixth)
|[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|50x50px]][[Oralotzo]]
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|Marricopra (ruled by Queen Ingelle)
|Oralotzo
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|After
|Hakha Rakhine
|Hakha Rakhine
|Marricopra (ruled by King Billy Bob the Sixth)
|Oralotzo
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==History==
===Background===
The war started due to the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust holding the International Baking Competition. Invited were many famous bakers worldwide, one from every nation. The main participants were [[Gondolinius]]'s Oragor Mentaylis, [[Sevdrolet]]'s Jimalangang Kobrob, and the Tired-of-Dustee Ercal Bogefayal. Upon Ercal's winning of the competition, the judges didn't know who to give the trophy to (because they figured if they awarded it to themselves everyone would start a war against them) declared a tie between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. Thus, the war began. Queen Ingelle "the Mad", queen of Marricopra, joined into the war due to Marricopra's Dark Age and coming in last place during the competition.
===First Battles===
The first battles were fought in many places, though generally agreed to be the first battle was the [[Battle of Nay]], between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. After Marricopra joining in, the victory went to Hakha Rakhine. More battles, such as the major [[Battle of Sinoland]], the first Tired-of-Dustee victory in the war. However, the Kingdom was still losing the war by the middle of the war in 1508.
===Death of Queen Ingelle===
The first of two major turning points in the war occurred in September of 1508, when Queen Ingelle disappeared mysteriously. She was later found in the Oralian battlefield, with symptoms of fireplague and a stab in her arm. It was unknown what she died of- fireplague, war, or both, but this meant that her cousin, King [[Billy Bob VI]], could take over the throne. Billy Bob understood that Queen Ingelle didn't need to have the war, and gave the Kingdom several million nocks, and continued to support them for the rest of the war. [[Tressene]] then held the "Yay, Our Ally's Insane Queen Is Dead So We Don't Have To Care About Her Anymore" Party, which ended fighting in the war for three days.
===Later Battles===
[[File:Occupation.png|thumb|A map of the area just before the Battle of West Sambia. Blue is the Kingdom's territories and the other colour is that of Hakha Rakhine and their allies.]]
After this change of sides, the war started leaning in the Kingdom's favour. They managed to capture, at this point, all of the major cities in Hakha Rakhine except Khaikon, home of the Kachin and Chin. However, things began to turn around once again when Oralotzo, out of revenge against the Kingdom which they hated. At the time, the Kingdom and Marricopra were moving troops to invade West Sambia. However, Oralotzo came in and helped win the battle, then allowing Hakha Rakhine to continue pushing back the Kingdom. Finally, on March the First 1509, after a three-month-long seige on [[Yango]], the [[Treaty of Yango]] was signed, allowing the Kingdom to surrender and ending the war. Shortly thereafter, everyone was invited to Tressene's "Hakha Rakhine is a Nation Now and the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust Are Gone" party.
== Aftermath ==
The war resulted in the creation of [[Hakha Rakhine]], which became very rich due to the luxuries imported by the Kingdom towards the second half of the war. The Kingdom was finally disolved, and everyone could finally say they actually ''liked'' dust (indeed, Hakha Rakhine was hit with a short sandstorm after that) and this was Marricopra's last war in [[Seseco]].
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on [[Mocze]].
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1215 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, and doesn't have any colonies.
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]]. Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products.
The capital of the country is [[Grozny]].
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on [[Mocze]].
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1215 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, but does have a colony on Antarctia, and used to have one on the islands south of it, but that colony rebelled and became [[New Latvia]].
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]]. Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products.
The capital of the country is [[Grozny]].
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on [[Mocze]].
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1215 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, but does have a [[Chechnyoslovenian Suland|colony on Suland]], and used to have [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia|one]] on the islands south of it, but that colony rebelled and became [[New Latvia]].
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]]. Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products.
The capital of the country is [[Grozny]].
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on [[Mocze]].
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1215 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, but does have a [[Chechnyoslovenian Suland|colony on Suland]], and used to have [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia|one]] on the islands south of it, but that colony rebelled in 1653 and became [[New Latvia]].
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]]. Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products.
The capital of the country is [[Grozny]].
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on [[Mocze]].
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1215 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, but does have a [[Chechnyoslovenian Suland|colony on Suland]], and used to have [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia|one]] on the islands south of it, but that colony [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653|rebelled in 1653]] and became [[New Latvia]].
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]]. Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products.
The capital of the country is [[Grozny]].
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'''New Latvia''' is an island country. It is located between [[Chechnyoslovenia]] and [[Orsk New Jenois]] (a colony of the [[Orsk Federation]]).
In 1653, there was a [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653|rebellion]] in [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia]]. The rebellion succeeded, and became the independent country of [[Latvia]]. [[Chechnyoslovenia]] would retain some northern parts until 1656, and the port city of [[Daugavpils]] up until 1873, but gave all land back that year.
[[Latvia]] would become New Latvia]] in 1940 after a rebellion overthrew the old government.
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'''New Latvia''' is an island country. It is located between [[Chechnyoslovenia]] and [[Orsk New Jenois]] (a colony of the [[Orsk Federation]]).
In 1653, there was a [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653|rebellion]] in [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia]]. The rebellion succeeded, and became the independent country of [[Latvia]]. [[Chechnyoslovenia]] would retain some northern parts until 1656, and the port city of [[Daugavpils]] up until 1873, but gave all land back that year.
[[Latvia]] would later become New Latvia in 1940 after a rebellion overthrew the old government.
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'''Latvia''' was an island country existing from 1653 to 1940.
It was preceded by [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia]] and is succeeded by [[New Latvia]].
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'''Latvia''' was an island country existing from 1653 to 1940.
It was preceded by [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia]] and is succeeded by [[New Latvia]], which still exists today.
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The '''Latvian Rebellion of 1653''' was a brief war that was fought between 1653 and 1654.
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The '''Latvian Rebellion of 1653''' was a brief war that was fought between 1653 and 1654.
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'''Chechnyoslovenian Latvia''' was a colony. It was formed in 1578 and existed until 1653, when it was destroyed by the [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653]]. It became [[Latvia]], which would later become present-day [[New Latvia]].
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
# (1973) Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
# (1973) The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
# (1973) The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
# [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
# Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
# The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
# (1975) The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting.
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''Not to be confused with [[New Ehtje]], a colony of Oralotzo.''
New Ehtje is a continent.
== Etymology ==
It was named after [[Ehtje]], [[Oralotzo]], where the expedition to discover it was originally sent from. However, Wyrde Rice (or something like that) wants it to be called "Wyrdeland". This name is officially recognized by [[Norreik]].
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The west of the continent (besides the peninsula) is inhabited by small tribes, including the non-recognized [[Raowe Empire]] and [[Wyrde Rīċe]].
=== Discovery ===
The peninsula was discovered in 1973, when an Oralian expedition of 300 reached the peninsula. They colonized the peninsula.
=== Colonization ===
It was colonized by Oralotzo and, soon after, the [[Fictian Empire]].
== Geography ==
While as of writing only the peninsula and some of the land is discovered, there is believed to be a bigger continent to the east of that. The whole continent is very flat and grassy. Their is an area rich in oil, which is controlled by Oralotzo. The south-western coast is controlled by Fictia.
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''Not to be confused with [[New Ehtje]], a colony of Oralotzo.''
'''Wyrdeland''', known as '''New Ehtje''' to Oralotzians, is a continent.
== Etymology ==
It was originally named after [[Ehtje]], [[Oralotzo]], where the expedition to discover it was originally sent from. However, Wyrde Rice (or something like that) wants it to be called "Wyrdeland". This name is officially recognized by [[Norreik]], [[Fictia]], and apparently the universal mapmaker.
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The west of the continent (besides the peninsula) is inhabited by small tribes, including the non-recognized [[Raowe Empire]] and [[Wyrde Rīċe]].
=== Discovery ===
The peninsula was discovered in 1973, when an Oralian expedition of 300 reached the peninsula. They colonized the peninsula.
=== Colonization ===
It was colonized by Oralotzo and, soon after, the [[Fictian Empire]]. The nation of [[Wyrde Rice]] also exists as a mysterious theocracy here, and is native (though Fictia's administration is carried out on this continent too).
== Geography ==
While as of writing only the peninsula and some of the land is discovered, there is believed to be a bigger continent to the east of that. The whole continent is very flat and grassy. Their is an area rich in oil, which is controlled by Oralotzo. The southern coast is controlled by Fictia.
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The 1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships were a competition in the [[Orsk Federation]] from February 1 to February 5, 1975. The plowing championships were closed due to a shooting.
== Controversy ==
''Main Article: [[1975 Orsk Crisis]]''
The championships ended early due to a shooting. While the information was originally withheld from the public, it was later revealed that the shooting was perpetrated by [[Vizantia Republik]], and other shootings occurred soon after in [[Letoque Jenois]], [[Deprivique]], and some areas of [[Tornobyl]]. Apparently, the VR tries to eradicate [[Sesecan Catholicism]] from eastern [[Seseco]], which was previously [[Vizantian Catholicism|Vizantian Catholic]].
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'''Latvia''' was an island country existing from 1653 to 1940.
It was preceded by [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia]] and is succeeded by [[New Latvia]], which still exists today.
== History ==
The nation gained independence in the [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653]].
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'''Chechnyoslovenian Latvia''' was a colony. It was formed in 1578 and existed until 1653, when it was destroyed by the [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653]]. It became [[Latvia]], which would later become present-day [[New Latvia]].
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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|''Supported by:''
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== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]]. Soon, Chechnyoslovenia gave the troops supplies. Then, [[Amantone Fleake]] of the Orsk Federation, announced that they were a supporter of the HPN and that Marricopra was politically unstable
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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|''Supported by:''
|''Supported by:''
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== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]]. Soon, Chechnyoslovenia gave the troops supplies. Then, [[Amantone Fleake]] of the Orsk Federation, announced that they were a supporter of the HPN and that Marricopra was politically unstable.
=== Help with Eddenarah ===
In 1975, Fictia and later Wyrde Rice decided to support Eddenarah.
=== 1976 ===
After some inactivity in the war, [[Abrion Happlar]] sent a letter to the Homaric Pact Nations to stop. As a response, Oralotzo sent back a letter saying "NO".
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]Oralotzo is a democratic country on the Oralian continent. Its official name is New Oralian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust. It was preceded by the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
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|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
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|Exonyms
|[none yet]
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|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
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|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
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|Denomonym
|Oralian
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|Ethnicities
|Oralian, [[Eddenarans|Eddenaran]],
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|Religions
|[[Oralian Spiritualism]], [[Christianity]]
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|Languages
|Oralian
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|Population (1972)
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|Currency
|[[Coppalet]]
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|Time Zone
|UTC +2
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|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
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|Driving Side
|Right
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|Abbreviation
|ORL
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== History ==
=== Before Oralotzo ===
==== Non-Unified Tribes (before 1-992) ====
In ancient times, Oralotzo was ruled by many non-unified tribes in the nation's various counties. In fact, most of today's counties are still identified by the tribes border's. Many lived in small city states, which were walled-in cities ruled by various kings and queens.
==== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust (992-1509) ====
''Main Article: [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]]''
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, often abbreviated "KoPWARToD", was the first city state to unify all of [[Del Sacarmo]]. The nation was forced into expansion by various dust storms in their home city, [[Tsoje]], thus their name. They captured the city of [[Bogeva]] and there learned the secret to seafaring boats, therefore giving them the ability to conquer the rest of Del Sacarmo. They then spread to [[Seseco]], had some wars, and established ties with the [[Children of Nephrops]] and the people of [[Odorslat]]. The nation later fell in 1406 due to instability and the [[fireplague]], becoming one of the world's first representative democratic nations. However, the colony on [[Seseco]] later survived until the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
=== Early Oralotzo (1408-1920) ===
Early Oralotzo had little problems, for three centuries. However, they did support [[Hakha Rakhine]] in their independence war against the Kingdom in Seseco.
==== Lacertiliitis Pandemic (1838-1850) ====
Between 1838 and 1850, Oralotzo was somewhat hard hit by the Lacertiliitis pandemic. This is how much of the Edenarrahan population reached the area. In 1850, the pandemic ended and much returned to normal. Oralotzo also started the National Health Burea after this pandemic.
==== Second Lacertiliitis Pandemic and the Return of Fireplague (1897-1901) ====
For much of the early fireplague-Lacertiliitis pandemic, Oralotzo was majorly unaffected, due to it being mainly concentrated in [[Gondolinius]]. When two boats of refugees reached Oralotzo, they were greeted with open arms- however, much of the population died. Despite striking hard Oralotzo, the north area was largely ignored by the pandemic and a new cult of the spirit Laci became very popular and the nation became somehow immunized, ending the pandemic in the area. The cult of Laci stayed in power, and its leader, who changed his name to Lacitzo, was elected president in 1900 and was re-elected twice over the next coupe of years, finally ending his long term in 1923, with his death.
==== Second Apocalypse (1906-1950) ====
Oralotzo was very hard hit by the second apocalypse, leaving only about a thousand left. These thousand discovered that the fireplague in the pandemic could be used to re-fertilize the soil, and thus set to work. This continued even after Lacitzo's death, until 1950, when then-president Yatzo Laciya decided that they didn't need to care about it anymore.
=== Modern Times ===
Ever since, Oralotzo has been pretty much ignoring all wars and has been extremely peaceful. In 1973, Oralotzo announced plans to support the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] in their [[HPN-Eddenarah War|war against Eddenarah]].
== Geography ==
Oralotzo takes up the entirety of [[Del Sacarmo]]. Meanwhile, their colony of [[New Ehtje]] takes up the western area of New Ehtje, bordering [[Fictian Empire|Fictia']]<nowiki/>s colony to the south-east. All of Ortalor's territory is grassy, though some of it is somewhat cold.
== Economy ==
Oralotzo's main exports are wood and oil. Oralotzo also produces a lot of gravel, however they choose not to sell it with foreign countries. Past trade deals have been [[Oralian Import of Timber from Chechnyoslovenia|with Chechnyoslovenia]] and [[HPN-Oralian Military Supply Agreement|with the Homaric Pact Nations]]. The official currency of Oralotzo is the [[Coppalet]].
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[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]Oralotzo is a democratic country on the Oralian continent. Its official name is New Oralian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust. It was preceded by the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
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|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
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|Exonyms
|[none yet]
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|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
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|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
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|Denomonym
|Oralian
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|Ethnicities
|Oralian, [[Eddenarans|Eddenaran]],
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|Religions
|[[Oralian Spiritualism]], [[Christianity]]
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|Languages
|Oralian
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|Population (1975)
|2,678,050
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|Currency
|[[Coppalet]]
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|Time Zone
|UTC +2
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|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
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|Driving Side
|Right
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|Abbreviation
|ORL
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== History ==
=== Before Oralotzo ===
==== Non-Unified Tribes (before 1-992) ====
In ancient times, Oralotzo was ruled by many non-unified tribes in the nation's various counties. In fact, most of today's counties are still identified by the tribes border's. Many lived in small city states, which were walled-in cities ruled by various kings and queens.
==== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust (992-1509) ====
''Main Article: [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]]''
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, often abbreviated "KoPWARToD", was the first city state to unify all of [[Del Sacarmo]]. The nation was forced into expansion by various dust storms in their home city, [[Tsoje]], thus their name. They captured the city of [[Bogeva]] and there learned the secret to seafaring boats, therefore giving them the ability to conquer the rest of Del Sacarmo. They then spread to [[Seseco]], had some wars, and established ties with the [[Children of Nephrops]] and the people of [[Odorslat]]. The nation later fell in 1406 due to instability and the [[fireplague]], becoming one of the world's first representative democratic nations. However, the colony on [[Seseco]] later survived until the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
=== Early Oralotzo (1408-1920) ===
Early Oralotzo had little problems, for three centuries. However, they did support [[Hakha Rakhine]] in their independence war against the Kingdom in Seseco.
==== Lacertiliitis Pandemic (1838-1850) ====
Between 1838 and 1850, Oralotzo was somewhat hard hit by the Lacertiliitis pandemic. This is how much of the Edenarrahan population reached the area. In 1850, the pandemic ended and much returned to normal. Oralotzo also started the National Health Burea after this pandemic.
==== Second Lacertiliitis Pandemic and the Return of Fireplague (1897-1901) ====
For much of the early fireplague-Lacertiliitis pandemic, Oralotzo was majorly unaffected, due to it being mainly concentrated in [[Gondolinius]]. When two boats of refugees reached Oralotzo, they were greeted with open arms- however, much of the population died. Despite striking hard Oralotzo, the north area was largely ignored by the pandemic and a new cult of the spirit Laci became very popular and the nation became somehow immunized, ending the pandemic in the area. The cult of Laci stayed in power, and its leader, who changed his name to Lacitzo, was elected president in 1900 and was re-elected twice over the next coupe of years, finally ending his long term in 1923, with his death.
==== Second Apocalypse (1906-1950) ====
Oralotzo was very hard hit by the second apocalypse, leaving only about a thousand left. These thousand discovered that the fireplague in the pandemic could be used to re-fertilize the soil, and thus set to work. This continued even after Lacitzo's death, until 1950, when then-president Yatzo Laciya decided that they didn't need to care about it anymore.
=== Modern Times ===
Ever since, Oralotzo has been pretty much ignoring all wars and has been extremely peaceful. In 1973, Oralotzo announced plans to support the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] in their [[HPN-Eddenarah War|war against Eddenarah]].
== Geography ==
Oralotzo takes up the entirety of [[Del Sacarmo]]. Meanwhile, their colony of [[New Ehtje]] takes up the western area of New Ehtje, bordering [[Fictian Empire|Fictia']]<nowiki/>s colony to the south-east. All of Ortalor's territory is grassy, though some of it is somewhat cold.
== Economy ==
Oralotzo's main exports are wood and oil. Oralotzo also produces a lot of gravel, however they choose not to sell it with foreign countries. Past trade deals have been [[Oralian Import of Timber from Chechnyoslovenia|with Chechnyoslovenia]] and [[HPN-Oralian Military Supply Agreement|with the Homaric Pact Nations]]. The official currency of Oralotzo is the [[Coppalet]].
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== Early Life ==
Nicholas was born and grew up in a small house in the North Pole. He was raised with a strict [[Christian]] belief and was very eccentric.
== Adult Life ==
Nicholas was given his claim to fame in 1975, when he declared that the world had [[HPN-Eddenarah War|too]] [[Next Jimmy Uprising|much]] [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships|chaos]] this year, and wished to deliver a present to everyone on Christmas Eve. Government authorities decided he was crazy soon after, and even a mental health inspection was sent to him. However, the story was quickly picked up by the media and soon spread to other nations, especially nations with large Christian peoples such as [[Oralotzo]] and the [[Orsk Federation]].
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Skelmrelm is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities.
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinius]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinius, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused its victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer has yet to be accepted.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
== Hoofbeskermers ==
These are the Primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
== Spioenasiemagte ==
These are the Secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
== Beskermvriend ==
These are the Tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
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Skelmrelm is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities.
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinius]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinius, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused its victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer has yet to be accepted.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
== Hoofbeskermers ==
These are the Primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
== Spioenasiemagte ==
These are the Secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
== Beskermvriend ==
These are the Tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
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|Allies
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|Leader
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
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Skelmrelm is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities.
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinius]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinius, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused its victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer has yet to be accepted.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
== Hoofbeskermers ==
These are the Primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
== Spioenasiemagte ==
These are the Secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
== Beskermvriend ==
These are the Tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
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|Government
|[[Constitutional Monarchy]]
|-
|Allies
|Fictia<br>HPN
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|Leader
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
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|Motto
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Skelmrelm is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities.
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinius]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinius, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused its victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this lack of civilian care and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer was accepted, and Skelmrelm successfully reunited the entirety of Odorslat. Skelmrelm has also teamed up with [[Oralotzo|Orlatozo]] for accelerating progress on space technology.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
== Hoofbeskermers ==
These are the Primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
== Spioenasiemagte ==
These are the Secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
== Beskermvriend ==
These are the Tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
* SAS (Space Agency of Skelmrelm)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
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|-
|Demonym
|Skelmish
|-
|Population
|47,222,418
|-
|Government
|[[Constitutional Monarchy]]
|-
|Allies
|Fictia<br>HPN
|-
|Leader
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
|-
|Motto
|Die beste nasie is die een wat vir sy mense omgee.
|}
]]
Skelmrelm is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm and the Republic of [[Saldon]] are the only two countries inhabiting the continent. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities. It was one of the founding nations of the [[Great Universal Empire]].
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinius]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinius, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused its victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this lack of civilian care and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer was accepted, and Skelmrelm successfully reunited the entirety of Odorslat. Skelmrelm has also teamed up with [[Oralotzo|Orlatozo]] for accelerating progress on space technology.
In 1976, Skelmrelm founded the [[Great Universal Empire]], a union with its allies of the [[HPN]] and [[Fictia]].
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
== Hoofbeskermers ==
These are the Primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
== Spioenasiemagte ==
These are the Secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
== Beskermvriend ==
These are the Tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
* SAS (Space Agency of Skelmrelm)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
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|-
|Demonym
|Skelmish
|-
|Population
|47,222,418
|-
|Government
|[[Constitutional Monarchy]]
|-
|Allies
|Fictia<br>HPN
|-
|Leader
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
|-
|Motto
|Die beste nasie is die een wat vir sy mense omgee.
|}
]]
Skelmrelm, as of late known as Odorslat, is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm is the only nation currently inhabiting Odorslat. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities. It was one of the founding nations of the [[Great Universal Empire]].
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinius]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinius, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused its victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this lack of civilian care and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer was accepted, and Skelmrelm successfully reunited the entirety of Odorslat. Skelmrelm has also teamed up with [[Oralotzo|Orlatozo]] for accelerating progress on space technology.
In 1976, Skelmrelm founded the [[Great Universal Empire]], a union with its allies of the [[HPN]] and [[Fictia]].
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
== Hoofbeskermers ==
These are the Primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
== Spioenasiemagte ==
These are the Secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
== Beskermvriend ==
These are the Tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
* SAS (Space Agency of Skelmrelm)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
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|-
|Demonym
|Skelmish
|-
|Population
|47,222,418
|-
|Government
|[[Constitutional Monarchy]]
|-
|Allies
|Fictia<br>HPN
|-
|Leader
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
|-
|Motto
|Die beste nasie is die een wat vir sy mense omgee.
|}
]]
Skelmrelm, as of late known as Odorslat, is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm is the only nation currently inhabiting Odorslat. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities. It was one of the founding nations of the [[Great Universal Empire]].
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. The path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Skelmrelm was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. And Skelmrelm was calm. For a long time. Of course, they got involved in wars that threatened their livelyhood, but they never got severely damaged. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinius]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinius, Skelmrelm, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Skelmrelm for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused its victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this lack of civilian care and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer was accepted, and Skelmrelm successfully reunited the entirety of Odorslat. Skelmrelm has also teamed up with [[Oralotzo|Orlatozo]] for accelerating progress on space technology.
In 1976, Skelmrelm founded the [[Great Universal Empire]], a union with its allies of the [[HPN]] and [[Fictia]].
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
=== Hoofbeskermers ===
These are the primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
=== Spioenasiemagte ===
These are the secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
=== Beskermvriend ===
These are the tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
* SAS (Space Agency of Skelmrelm)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
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The Mocze Civil War was a war that happened in 1971 (however, the war hasn't officially ended).
== History ==
=== Background ===
=== 1971 - The Beginning of the War ===
After a year of little care for civilians in Skelmrelm, a group of people started a rebellion. The residents there believed that they were not being treated fairly. Electricity is completely unavailable, food wasn't being produced in great quantities and very little infrastructure was being built. Although Skelmrelm fixed these problems and offered them to stay as part of Skelmrelm, some people did not want to do this. This created a divide between the rebels; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and become a part of Skelmrelm again, while the Anti-Treaty side wanted to become a sovereign nation known as the Mocze Republic. Skelmrelm supported the Pro-Treaty side, while the Orsk Federation supported the Anti-Treaty side. And so, the war began.
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=== End of War ===
The Orsk Federation surrendered in 1972. After that, not much activity was heard from the [[Mocze Republic]].
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Odorslat is a continent in the Northeast corner of the map. It is the second closest to the [[North Pole]] and is the second biggest. It has 2 inhabiting nations, being [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Saldon]].
== Lore ==
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called [[Pryr]]. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
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Odorslat is a continent in the northeast corner of the world. It is the second closest to the [[Septrontiland|North Pole]] and is the second biggest. It has only one inhabiting nations, being [[Skelmrelm]].
== History ==
In 1975, mainland Saldon and [[Hakha Rakhine]]'s colony on Odorslat were absorbed by Skelmrelm.
== Lore ==
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called [[Pryr]]. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on [[Mocze]].
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1478 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, but does have a [[Chechnyoslovenian Suland|colony on Suland]], and used to have [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia|one]] on the islands south of it, but that colony [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653|rebelled in 1653]] and became [[New Latvia]].
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]]. Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products.
The capital of the country is [[Grozny]].
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The War of the Chicken Pie was a war that occurred between 1507 and 1509.
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|Hakha Rakhine
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==History==
===Background===
The war started due to the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust holding the International Baking Competition. Invited were many famous bakers worldwide, one from every nation. The main participants were [[Gondolinius]]'s Oragor Mentaylis, [[Sevdrolet]]'s Jimalangang Kobrob, and the Tired-of-Dustee Ercal Bogefayal. Upon Ercal's winning of the competition, the judges didn't know who to give the trophy to (because they figured if they awarded it to themselves everyone would start a war against them) declared a tie between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. Thus, the war began. Queen Ingelle "the Mad", queen of Marricopra, joined into the war due to Marricopra's Dark Age and coming in last place during the competition.
===First Battles===
The first battles were fought in many places, though generally agreed to be the first battle was the [[Battle of Nay]], between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. After Marricopra joining in, the victory went to Hakha Rakhine. More battles, such as the major [[Battle of Sinoland]], the first Tired-of-Dustee victory in the war. However, the Kingdom was still losing the war by the middle of the war in 1508.
===Death of Queen Ingelle===
The first of two major turning points in the war occurred in September of 1508, when Queen Ingelle disappeared mysteriously. She was later found in the Oralian battlefield, with symptoms of fireplague and a stab in her arm. It was unknown what she died of- fireplague, war, or both, but this meant that her cousin, King [[Billy Bob VI]], could take over the throne. Billy Bob understood that Queen Ingelle didn't need to have the war, and gave the Kingdom several million nocks, and continued to support them for the rest of the war. [[Tressene]] then held the "Yay, Our Ally's Insane Queen Is Dead So We Don't Have To Care About Her Anymore" Party, which ended fighting in the war for three days.
===Later Battles===
[[File:Occupation.png|thumb|A map of the area just before the Battle of West Sambia. Blue is the Kingdom's territories and the other colour is that of Hakha Rakhine and their allies.]]
After this change of sides, the war started leaning in the Kingdom's favour. They managed to capture, at this point, all of the major cities in Hakha Rakhine except Khaikon, home of the Kachin and Chin. However, things began to turn around once again when Oralotzo, out of revenge against the Kingdom which they hated. At the time, the Kingdom and Marricopra were moving troops to invade West Sambia. However, Oralotzo came in and helped win the battle, then allowing Hakha Rakhine to continue pushing back the Kingdom. Finally, on March the First 1509, after a three-month-long seige on [[Yango]], the [[Treaty of Yango]] was signed, allowing the Kingdom to surrender and ending the war. Shortly thereafter, everyone was invited to Tressene's "Hakha Rakhine is a Nation Now and the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust Are Gone" party.
== Aftermath ==
The war resulted in the creation of [[Hakha Rakhine]], which became very rich due to the luxuries imported by the Kingdom towards the second half of the war. The Kingdom was finally disolved, and everyone could finally say they actually ''liked'' dust (indeed, Hakha Rakhine was hit with a short sandstorm after that) and this was Marricopra's last war in [[Seseco]].
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''Not to be confused with [[New Ehtje]], a colony of Oralotzo.''
'''Wyrdeland''', known as '''New Ehtje''' to Oralotzians, is a continent.
== Etymology ==
It was originally named after [[Ehtje]], [[Oralotzo]], where the expedition to discover it was originally sent from. However, Wyrde Rice (or something like that) wants it to be called "Wyrdeland". This name is officially recognized by [[Norreik]], [[Fictia]], and apparently the universal mapmaker.
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The west of the continent (besides the peninsula) is inhabited by small tribes, including the non-recognized [[Raowe Empire]] and [[Wyrde Rīċe]].
=== Discovery ===
The peninsula was discovered in 1973, when an Oralian expedition of 300 reached the peninsula. They colonized the peninsula.
=== Colonization ===
It was colonized by Oralotzo and, soon after, the [[Fictian Empire]]. The nation of [[Wyrde Rīċe]] also exists as a mysterious theocracy here, and is native (though Fictia's administration is carried out on this continent too).
== Geography ==
While as of writing only the peninsula and some of the land is discovered, there is believed to be a bigger continent to the east of that. The whole continent is very flat and grassy. Their is an area rich in oil, which is controlled by Oralotzo. The southern coast is controlled by Fictia.
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Wyrde Rīċe is a nation on [[Wyrdeland]].
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The 1975 Orsk Crisis, also known as the Letoque-Jenois-Deprivique Crisis, is an ongoing conflict in the [[Orsk Federation]]. [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships|It started]] in 1975.
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Latest news is at the bottom. Please do not delete any news for archival reasons.
# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
# (1973) Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
# (1973) The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
# (1973) The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
# [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
# Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
# The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
# (1975) The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
# (1975) More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
# "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
# Skelmrelm raises tax.
# (1975) [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
# (1976) [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
# (1973) Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
# (1973) The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
# (1973) The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
# [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
# Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
# The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
# (1975) The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
# (1975) More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
# "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
# Skelmrelm raises tax.
# (1975) [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
# (1976) [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
# (1976) The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
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Skelm Relm the 53rd is the 53rd ruler of Skelmrelm, and the 52nd descendent of Skelm Relm the First. He has 1 child, named [[Skelm Relm the 54th]], who is planned to be the next ruler after the death of Skelm Relm the 53rd. He is 45 years old.
== History ==
Skelm Relm the 53rd was born in 1930 to Skelm Relm the 52nd and [[Lady Initia]]. Not much is known about his childhood, as he was heavily sheltered as a child. However, when he became 20, his father died, and he became the new leader of Skelmrelm. His goal was to atone for his nation's sins against other nations; and he wanted to start with Saldon. For many years, he focused on retaining great relations with Saldon and eventually achieved this goal in 1970. He also became friends with the leaders of the HPN and also became allies with Fictia. He also was the leader during the Mocze Civil War.
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Skelm Relm the 53rd is the 53rd ruler of [[Skelmrelm]], and the 52nd descendent of [[Skelm Relm the First]]. He has 1 child, named [[Skelm Relm the 54th]], who is planned to be the next ruler after the death of Skelm Relm the 53rd. He is 45 years old.
== History ==
Skelm Relm the 53rd was born in 1930 to Skelm Relm the 52nd and [[Lady Initia]]. Not much is known about his childhood, as he was heavily sheltered as a child. However, when he became 20, his father died, and he became the new leader of Skelmrelm. His goal was to atone for his nation's sins against other nations; and he wanted to start with Saldon. For many years, he focused on retaining great relations with Saldon and eventually achieved this goal in 1970. He also became friends with the leaders of the HPN and also became allies with Fictia. He also was the leader during the Mocze Civil War.
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Skelm Relm the 53rd is the 53rd ruler of [[Skelmrelm]], and the 53rd descendent of [[Skelm Relm the First]]. He has 1 child, named [[Skelm Relm the 54th]], who is planned to be the next ruler after the death of Skelm Relm the 53rd. He is 45 years old.
== History ==
Skelm Relm the 53rd was born in 1930 to Skelm Relm the 52nd and [[Lady Initia]]. Not much is known about his childhood, as he was heavily sheltered as a child. However, when he became 20, his father died, and he became the new leader of Skelmrelm. His goal was to atone for his nation's sins against other nations; and he wanted to start with Saldon. For many years, he focused on retaining great relations with Saldon and eventually achieved this goal in 1970. He also became friends with the leaders of the HPN and also became allies with Fictia. He also was the leader during the Mocze Civil War.
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The Homaric Pact Nations are a nation on the continent of [[Mogusault]]. They are a member state of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
== Government ==
=== Army ===
''Main Article: [[Homaric Army]]''
The Homaric Pact Nations are known to have the world's largest army.
=== Foreign Relations ===
==== With Eddenarah ====
The nation has a historic rivalry against [[United Eddenarah|Marricopra]], which is the cause for many things, including the ongoing [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
==== With the Orsk Federation ====
The nation has a non-aggresion pact with the [[Orsk Federation]].
==== With Oralotzo ====
The nation has had trade deals and also is helped in the HPN-Eddenarah War by [[Oralotzo]].
==== With Skelmrelm and Fictia ====
The Homaric Pact, along with [[Skelmrelm]], with which positive relations had existed well before, and [[Fictia]] were the three founding states of the [[Great Universal Empire]]. Due to this, the three states have extremely close relations and often collaborate to benefit all their interests.
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The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust was a kingdom on the continent of [[Del Sacarmo]] and the predessecor of present-day Oralotzo. They were known for their amazing knack for avoiding conflicts by sending large signs that say "NO" to their enemies.
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The nation came about in 992 by the unification of the native tribes of Oralotzo. While the first dynasty was ruled by the Oralians, it went under foreign rule from various nations, such as Skelmrelm, Saldon, and the Orsk Federation.
=== Golden Era (993-1208) ===
In 993 they colonized some oversea area near the [[Verst Empire]]. Later, in 1206, the Kingdom took pity on the suffering [[Children of Nephrops]]. Despite them being outnumbered, they managed to push their enemies away. In 1208, [[World History#1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three|World War Three]] ended in stalemate, though the Kingdom was largely unaffected by treaties of any kind.
=== Silver Era (1208-1406) ===
In this time, nations in [[Odorslat]] began an alliance with the Kingdom. This alliance still lasts today, while mainly only cultural.
=== Downfall (1406-1408) ===
In 1406, the nation was somewhat weakened by the [[fireplague]] pandemic. This destabilised the government so much, that later, it was overthrown by those tribes and became modern day [[Oralotzo]].
=== Colonial Surviving and the War of the Chicken Pie (1408-1509) ===
''Main article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
Despite the downfall of the mainland nation, a small colonial surviving in [[Seseco]] on what is now [[Hakha Rakhine]] survived for over a century before the nation's final downfall. Around 1500, a rebellion started in the northern area of the nation, and while the Kingdom war hard-hit, they later allied with the rebellion.
In 1507, the nation hosted the International Baking Competition. The competition ended confusingly, somehow culminating in a war between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. The war was further complicated by [[Marricopra]], led by [[Ingelle|Queen Ingelle the Mad]], joining the fight due to their anger about the loss of their colonial holdings at the hands of the kingdom centuries before. Marricopra drew out after Queen Ingelle's death, and the Kingdom was gifted several million [[nock]]<nowiki/>s by her successor, [[Billy Bob VI|King Billy Bob the Sixth]].
After one more year of fighting, the Kingdom fell to Hakha Rakhine, finally marking its end.
== Legacy ==
''Main article: [[Oralotzo]]''
In 1972, Oralotzo was officially renamed the New Ortalian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust in its honour. Also, in many nations around the world, "to be tired of dust" is an idiom that means to be cut straight to the point.
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Billy Bob VI was a king of [[Marricopra]] from 1508 to 1550. Notably, he ruled during the Second Fireplague Pandemic and through the latter half of the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
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| colspan="2" |King of Eddenarah
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|Born: 1477
|Died: 1550
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|Start of Rule: 1508
|Ended of Rule: 1550
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|Preceded By: [[Ingelle]]
|Succeeded By: [[Salamandario]]
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| colspan="2" |Relatives:
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|[[Bolly III]]: father
|[[Regine IX]]: mother
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| colspan="2" |[[Ingelle]]: cousin
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== Early Life ==
Billy Bob IV was born to Bolly III and Regine IX, high-ranking nobles in the Eddenaran court and descendants of [[Billy Bob III]]. He lived in [[Machrannah Square]] palace.
== Adult Life ==
As an adult, he was established Head of the Bureau of Pig-Counting and Other Intentionally Boring Things by Ingelle, during the prime of her reign. He was mad at Ingelle because of this, however this wasn't enough to want to make him take drastic action.
== Reign ==
In 1508, news reached Eddenarah that Ingelle was dead on the battlefield in the middle of the [[War of the Chicken Pie]]. Panic spread across Eddenarah. This was soon calmed by Billy Bob declaring himself the new king. To ease worries about the war, he decided to move Marricopra to the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust|Kingdom's]] side of the war, pay them several hundred thousand nocks. However, Billy Bob wasn't exactly concerned with the war, and he wasn't that made when he lost (no one was, actually). He spent a long and eventful reign on the throne until his death in 1550.
== Legacy ==
Billy Bob is still known today for doing the right thing, at least in the eyes of the Eddenaran public, during the War of the Chicken Pie. He is also known for finally abolishing the BoPCaOIBT, though later rulers found it annoying that they could no longer banish officials and other people they disliked with a seemingly important title.
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Pryr was an ancient supercontinent.
== History ==
After the Flood, Pryr split into what is now [[Eddenarah]] and [[Odorslat]]. Much of what happened in Pryr is detailed in ''The Book of What Happened in Pryr.''
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Driktyigrad is the capital city of [[Druktyiv]] Canton in the [[Orsk Federation]].
== Population ==
As of 1970 the city has a population of 2,100,000<ref>[[National Census of the Orsk Federation]]</ref>.
[[Category:Settlements in the Orsk Federation]]
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Map of the Exarchate of Septrontiland, Fictia.
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A map of Fictia at Wyrdeland.
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
|-
! State of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
|-
|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (500,000)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' 5,250,000
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]] 35%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
*Formation of the [[GUE]]: 1976
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
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The '''Fictian Empire''', also known as just "Fictia", is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia. It is one of the founding states of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] (now Wyrdeland) region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
=== Early History ===
Since Fictia had previously been made of pathetically weak chiefdoms, it had no military or infrastructure at its beginnings. It struggled along in this state for 2 years, but still decided to use its "power" to influence the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]] since [[Marricopra]] offered a trade alliance-advocating for a middle-of-the-road position incorporating the old aristocracy into a republic. Why the republic decided to ask a powerless absolute monarchy for assistance in staying a democracy is beyond the writer. Fictia also sent expeditions east in [[Wyrdeland]] that expanded the empire in its weak phase.
Fictia also allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and the [[HPN]] at this point, and began to get its act together with infrastructure construction in 1975. In 1976, an agreement was reached between Fictia, the HPN, and Skelmrelm to create the [[Great Universal Empire]]-an idea that is thought to have been inspired by the same mysterious prophet who founded Fictia to begin with. Fictia legally became "The State of Fictia" with this change, but continued to go by the "Fictian Empire" internally-meaning there was technically an empire inside an empire.
== Government ==
=== Basics: ===
Fictia is an absolute monarchy, with [[Emperor George VII|George VII]] as the current emperor. The monarch can do anything he wants as long as it doesn't contradict existing law (this will likely become a problem...), and has direct control over the capital (which has a name is long to write another time) and the surrounding province of Tutus. Supporting his rule is a complex bureaucracy composing of yearly-elected local officials (for villages, towns, and city departments), imperial-appointed governors over each province (selected by the merit of local officials-or at first warring chiefs), and finally a group of ministers in charge of the imperial bureaus who are also chosen by merit.
In distant territories, the emperor is expected to appoint an Exarch who serves as a civil and military governor of the territory, with effectively unlimited power unless the emperor or law contradicts him. Exarchs are to be selected by the population of the territory in an election and then approved by the emperor (who has complete veto power), but have no fixed term lengths until they die or resign. This makes it possible for foreign territories to have self-rule and respond to invasions themselves, and helps to keep down unrest/rebellions in the Empire. The original glacier territories on Septrontiland, divided into the provinces of Frigida and Calidum, are currently organized as the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] under the rule of [[Robert Magnus]], also originally a warring chief and the most successful of them.
=== Bureaus ===
Fictia's government is headed by the monarchy as described above. The monarch also has 7 bureaus established to take some governmental roles; they hold all powers the bureaus do but each can also make its own choices and is headed by a monarch-appointed head:
* Bureau of People Who Love To Go Overseas And Talk With Foreign Leaders: Foreign Relations
* Bureau of People Who Ensure That Every Fictian is Satisfied With Their Life: Infrastructure & Quality of Life
* Bureau of People Who Do Research Behind-The-Scenes and Know All About World Affairs: [REDACTED] (but you can probably guess it's an intelligence agency)
* Bureau of People Who Advance Technology and Improve the World for the Better: Technological & Business Management
* Bureau of People Who Keep Fictia Safe From Any and All Foreign Threats: Military
* Bureau of Funding: Exactly what it says because nobody likes taxes.
* Bureau of People Who Are Bored and Just Need a Government Job For No Reason: Absolutely nothing.
[[File:Septrontiland Map.png|thumb|Map of the Exarchate of Septrontiland and provinces, cities, and resources.]]
[[File:Fictia-Wyrdeland Map.png|thumb|Map of Fictia at Wyrdeland, including provinces, cities, and resources.]]
=== Provinces ===
'''Core Fictia:'''
* Google Translatia (capital)
* South Weird Rice (a misunderstanding of Wyrde Rice)
* Non Finis
* Borogrivistan
* Domum
'''Exarchate of Septrontiland:'''
* Aspera (regional seat)
* Inanus
* Frigida
* Apicem Terrae
== Religion & Culture ==
Fictia has a strange culture. Most of the nation is influenced by [[Christianity]], which despite being a religion founded on a foreign and unknown planet is believed by half of Fictians due to knowledge that the universe is vast and likely has many more living worlds-perhaps there's even another Fictia (or 2) out there somewhere that could explain why the first Emperor George was "George VII"... The national flag is even inspired by a semi-mythological empire from this unknown world called the "Roman Empire" which was supposedly one of the first Christian states out there. A notable impact of Christian influence on the empire was [[Nicholas Claus]], an eccentric man who claims to deliver presents to the entire world every Christmas as a way to brighten the holiday.
There's also a large minority that believes in [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]], which was caused by missionaries from the HPN who came to Fictia early in its history. Despite also coming from a strange and unknown world, Great Star Lobsterism isn't taken very seriously by most Fictians and largely exists due to its wacky festivals and ties to the Homaric Pact.
Outside of religious influences, Fictia is very much influenced by its polar past-more so than the time spent by the empire's forefathers in various nations of Seseco. Especially in Septrontiland, Fictians are famous for their expertise at ice sculpturing (the governor's palace in [[North Pole]] is, in fact, a glorified igloo) and the nation's greatest delicacy is hot chocolate. Over in Wyrdeland however, where conditions are more tropical, Fictia borrows from Skelmish culture in large part as an adaption to the area-there were attempts to build the national capital out of ice but they ended in the city losing all of its buildings and flooding repeatedly which nobody enjoyed. There's also some influence left over from the Time Traveler in both portions of the Empire-the most common joyful exclamation in Fictia is "groovy!"
== Foreign Relations ==
Fictia had a trade alliance with [[United Eddenarah]]. They also are allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and [[HPN]], which led up to the GUE's formation.
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
|-
! State of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
|-
|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (500,000)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' 5,250,000
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]] 35%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
*Formation of the [[GUE]]: 1976
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''', also known as just "Fictia", is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia. It is one of the founding states of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] (now Wyrdeland) region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
=== Early History ===
Since Fictia had previously been made of pathetically weak chiefdoms, it had no military or infrastructure at its beginnings. It struggled along in this state for 2 years, but still decided to use its "power" to influence the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]] since [[Marricopra]] offered a trade alliance-advocating for a middle-of-the-road position incorporating the old aristocracy into a republic. Why the republic decided to ask a powerless absolute monarchy for assistance in staying a democracy is beyond the writer. Fictia also sent expeditions east in [[Wyrdeland]] that expanded the empire in its weak phase.
Fictia also allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and the [[HPN]] at this point, and began to get its act together with infrastructure construction in 1975. In 1976, an agreement was reached between Fictia, the HPN, and Skelmrelm to create the [[Great Universal Empire]]-an idea that is thought to have been inspired by the same mysterious prophet who founded Fictia to begin with. Fictia legally became "The State of Fictia" with this change, but continued to go by the "Fictian Empire" internally-meaning there was technically an empire inside an empire.
== Government ==
=== Basics: ===
Fictia is an absolute monarchy, with [[Emperor George VII|George VII]] as the current emperor. The monarch can do anything he wants as long as it doesn't contradict existing law (this will likely become a problem...), and has direct control over the capital (which has a name is long to write another time) and the surrounding province of Tutus. Supporting his rule is a complex bureaucracy composing of yearly-elected local officials (for villages, towns, and city departments), imperial-appointed governors over each province (selected by the merit of local officials-or at first warring chiefs), and finally a group of ministers in charge of the imperial bureaus who are also chosen by merit.
In distant territories, the emperor is expected to appoint an Exarch who serves as a civil and military governor of the territory, with effectively unlimited power unless the emperor or law contradicts him. Exarchs are to be selected by the population of the territory in an election and then approved by the emperor (who has complete veto power), but have no fixed term lengths until they die or resign. This makes it possible for foreign territories to have self-rule and respond to invasions themselves, and helps to keep down unrest/rebellions in the Empire. The original glacier territories on Septrontiland, divided into the provinces of Frigida and Calidum, are currently organized as the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] under the rule of [[Robert Magnus]], also originally a warring chief and the most successful of them.
=== Bureaus ===
Fictia's government is headed by the monarchy as described above. The monarch also has 7 bureaus established to take some governmental roles; they hold all powers the bureaus do but each can also make its own choices and is headed by a monarch-appointed head:
* Bureau of People Who Love To Go Overseas And Talk With Foreign Leaders: Foreign Relations
* Bureau of People Who Ensure That Every Fictian is Satisfied With Their Life: Infrastructure & Quality of Life
* Bureau of People Who Do Research Behind-The-Scenes and Know All About World Affairs: [REDACTED] (but you can probably guess it's an intelligence agency)
* Bureau of People Who Advance Technology and Improve the World for the Better: Technological & Business Management
* Bureau of People Who Keep Fictia Safe From Any and All Foreign Threats: Military
* Bureau of Funding: Exactly what it says because nobody likes taxes.
* Bureau of People Who Are Bored and Just Need a Government Job For No Reason: Absolutely nothing.
[[File:Septrontiland Map.png|thumb|Map of the Exarchate of Septrontiland and provinces, cities, and resources.]]
[[File:Fictia-Wyrdeland Map.png|thumb|Map of Fictia at Wyrdeland, including provinces, cities, and resources.]]
=== Provinces ===
'''Core Fictia:'''
* Google Translatia (capital)
* South Weird Rice (a misunderstanding of Wyrde Rice)
* Non Finis
* Borogrivistan
* Domum
'''Exarchate of Septrontiland:'''
* Aspera (regional seat)
* Inanus
* Frigida
* Apicem Terrae
== Religion & Culture ==
Fictia has a strange culture. Most of the nation is influenced by [[Christianity]], which despite being a religion founded on a foreign and unknown planet is believed by half of Fictians due to knowledge that the universe is vast and likely has many more living worlds-perhaps there's even another Fictia (or 2) out there somewhere that could explain why the first Emperor George was "George VII"... The national flag is even inspired by a semi-mythological empire from this unknown world called the "Roman Empire" which was supposedly one of the first Christian states out there. A notable impact of Christian influence on the empire was [[Nicholas Claus]], an eccentric man who claims to deliver presents to the entire world every Christmas as a way to brighten the holiday.
There's also a large minority that believes in [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]], which was caused by missionaries from the HPN who came to Fictia early in its history. Despite also coming from a strange and unknown world, Great Star Lobsterism isn't taken very seriously by most Fictians and largely exists due to its wacky festivals and ties to the Homaric Pact.
Outside of religious influences, Fictia is very much influenced by its polar past-more so than the time spent by the empire's forefathers in various nations of Seseco. Especially in Septrontiland, Fictians are famous for their expertise at ice sculpturing (the governor's palace in [[North Pole]] is, in fact, a glorified igloo) and the nation's greatest delicacy is hot chocolate. Over in Wyrdeland however, where conditions are more tropical, Fictia borrows from Skelmish culture in large part as an adaption to the area-there were attempts to build the national capital out of ice but they ended in the city losing all of its buildings and flooding repeatedly which nobody enjoyed. There's also some influence left over from the Time Traveler in both portions of the Empire-the most common joyful exclamation in Fictia is "groovy!"
== Economics ==
Fictia is extremely rich in oil and metal. However, the Empire lacks fish and many other important materials like gravel, which currently makes trading a necessity. The currency of Fictia is the [[nock]] for simplicity.
== Foreign Relations ==
Fictia had a trade alliance with [[United Eddenarah]]. They also are allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and [[HPN]], which led up to the GUE's formation.
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The Great Universal Empire is an alliance. It has three member nations- [[Skelmrelm]], [[Fictia]], and the [[Homaric Pact Nations]], and seems to plan on not allowing anyone else in.
== History ==
The alliance was founded in 1976, when the three nations had already been talking about for some time. Eventually, the Great Universal Empire's constitution was written by the leaders of the HPN.
== Constitution ==
The constitution was written in early 1976. To read more, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
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''See Also: [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Great_Universal_Empire Great Universal Empire (CCRP II)]''
The '''Great Universal Empire''' is a union/glorified alliance. It has three member nations- [[Skelmrelm]], [[Fictia]], and the [[Homaric Pact Nations]], and seems to plan on not allowing anyone else in (this is due to admin rules but may change).
== History ==
The union was founded in 1976, when the three nations had already been talking about for some time. Eventually, the Great Universal Empire's constitution was written by the leaders of the HPN-it may have had otherworldly influence.
== Government ==
The GUE is headed by a Senate that coordinates the states' efforts and interests and is the main governing body of the Empire. This is a list of GUE states, their seats, rulers, and joining dates, representing the Senate's composition:
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!Seats
!Ruler
!Join Date
!Notes:
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|[[Skelmrelm]]
|TBD
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
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|Founding member.
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|[[HPN]]
|TBD
|Unknown
|1975
|Founding member.
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|[[Fictia]]
|TBD
|[[George VII]]
|1975
|Founding member.
|}
The GUE also has a Chancellor who is head of state and government, with a main job of leading the union in foreign affairs. The Chancellor can also appoint a High Minister (who has supreme judicial power) and General (who has supreme military power). The chancellor is elected every 10 years by state vote, this is a list of chancellors:
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!Picture
!Name
!Term:
!Ministries:
!State:
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|1
|TBD
|TBD
|1975-
| -High Minister: TBD
-General: TBD
|TBD
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== Constitution ==
The constitution was written in early 1976. To read more, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
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'''George VII, Emperor of Fictia and the Ends of the Earth''' is the 1st and current ruler of the [[Fictian Empire]], despite the numeral. WIP.
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Lacertiliitis is a disease. It caused the [[World History#Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850|Lacertiliitis Plague]], and later merged with [[fireplague]] to become [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague|lacertiliitis-fireplague]] and sent the world on two more pandemics.
== Behaviour ==
Lacertiliitis is seemingly related to [[Lizard Pox]], a rather harmless disease that caused a small pandemic in [[United Eddenarah|Eddenarah]] just before the Lacertiliitis pandemic began. Lacertiliitis is an airborne disease, like all great pandemics, and has symptoms also attributed to other pandemics. These symptoms are normally mouth pains, sore throats, and stomach-aches, which can be fatal in less than two days.
== History ==
=== Emergence and First Pandemic ===
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park in 1837. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius).
=== Merging with Fireplague and Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Pandemic ===
The worst pandemic known to mankind started in 1895. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
=== Second Apocalypse ===
Every year the Arch-Priest of the Northern Order got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
=== Modern Era ===
While not much lacertiliitis is known today, it is being studied in some of the world's hospitals and is expected to make a return someday.
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Odorslat is a continent in the northeast corner of the world. It is the second closest to the [[Septrontiland|North Pole]] and is the second biggest. It has only one inhabiting nations, being [[Skelmrelm]].
== History ==
Before the earthquake in 1775, the whole area had just one nation.
In 1975, mainland Saldon and [[Hakha Rakhine]]'s colony on Odorslat were absorbed by Skelmrelm.
== Lore ==
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called [[Pryr]]. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
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Odorslat is a continent in the northeast corner of the world. It is the second closest to the [[Septrontiland|North Pole]] and is the second biggest. It has only one inhabiting nations, being [[Skelmrelm]].
== History ==
=== Ancient Times ===
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called [[Pryr]]. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
=== United Era ===
Before the earthquake in 1775, the whole area had just one nation, called Odorslat.
=== Re-Unification and Modern Era ===
In 1975, mainland Saldon and [[Hakha Rakhine]]'s colony on Odorslat were absorbed by Skelmrelm.
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== History ==
=== Ancient Times ===
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called [[Pryr]]. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
=== United Era ===
Before the earthquake in 1775, the whole area had just one nation, called Locfortis.
=== Re-Unification and Modern Era ===
In 1975, mainland Saldon and [[Hakha Rakhine]]'s colony on Odorslat were absorbed by Skelmrelm.
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=== Ancient Times ===
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called [[Pryr]]. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
=== United Era ===
Before the earthquake in 1775, the whole area had just one nation, called Odorslat.
=== Re-Unification and Modern Era ===
In 1975, mainland Saldon and [[Hakha Rakhine]]'s colony on Odorslat were absorbed by Skelmrelm.
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Odorslat is a continent in the northeast corner of the world. It is the second closest to the [[Septrontiland|North Pole]] and is the second biggest. It has only one inhabiting nations, being [[Skelmrelm]].
== History ==
=== Ancient Times ===
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called [[Pryr]]. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
=== United Era ===
Before the earthquake in 1775, the whole area had just one nation, called Odorslat (also called Locfortis).
=== Re-Unification and Modern Era ===
In 1975, mainland Saldon and [[Hakha Rakhine]]'s colony on Odorslat were absorbed by Skelmrelm.
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== History ==
=== Ancient Times ===
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called [[Pryr]]. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
=== United Era ===
Before the earthquake in 1775, the whole area had just one nation, called Locfortis.
=== Re-Unification and Modern Era ===
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Skelm Relm the First was the first king of [[Skelmrelm]], and ancestor of all Skelmish kings.
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== Name ==
Skelm Relm is Skelmish for "Realm of Skelm". Skelm Relm was a somewhat popular name at the time of birth, especially in Skelm where many proclaimed extreme loyalty to the city of Skelm and thus naming their children that. Skelm Relm later named Skelmrelm after him, or possibly the city of Skelm.
== Early Life ==
Skelm was born in the city of [[Skelm]], when Skelmrelm was still [[Odorslat]].
== Adult Life ==
As an adult, Skelm inherited the family business of carpentry and renamed the store "Skelm General Wood--- You Need It, Skelm Gives It!" and he became very rich. At the age of thirty-three, a neighbour attempted to murder him- however, he escaped and the neighbour was arrested. He also maintained an extreme belief of partitioning Odorslat up to the different cultures.
== Reign ==
During the 1775 Earthquake, his seperatist beliefs and the extreme loyalty to the Skelmish in Skelm allowed him to take control of Skelm and other Skelmish cities after the Republic of Odorslat fell. He ascended to the throne at 45, and had a brief war against the Spire Realm before his death in 1791 at the age of sixty.
== Legacy ==
Skelmrelm is named after him today, as well as every single leader of Skelmrelm after him.
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Skelm Relm the First was the first king of [[Skelmrelm]], and ancestor of all Skelmish kings.
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== Name ==
Skelm Relm is [[Old Skelmish]] for "Sly Man", although in [[New Skelmish]], it means "Sly People". Skelm Relm was a somewhat popular name at the time of birth, especially in Skelm where many proclaimed extreme loyalty to the city of Skelm and thus naming their children that. Skelm Relm later named Skelmrelm after him, or possibly the city of Skelm.
== Early Life ==
Skelm was born in the city of [[Skelm]], when Skelmrelm was still [[Odorslat]].
== Adult Life ==
As an adult, Skelm inherited the family business of carpentry and renamed the store "Skelm General Wood--- You Need It, Skelm Gives It!" and he became very rich. At the age of thirty-three, a neighbour attempted to murder him- however, he escaped and the neighbour was arrested. He also maintained an extreme belief of partitioning Odorslat up to the different cultures.
== Reign ==
During the 1775 Earthquake, his seperatist beliefs and the extreme loyalty to the Skelmish in Skelm allowed him to take control of Skelm and other Skelmish cities after the Republic of Odorslat fell. He ascended to the throne at 45, and had a brief war against the Spire Realm before his death in 1791 at the age of sixty.
== Legacy ==
Skelmrelm is named after him today, as well as every single leader of Skelmrelm after him.
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Skelm Relm the 53rd is the 53rd ruler of [[Skelmrelm]], and the 53rd descendent of [[Skelm Relm the First]]. He has 1 child, named [[Skelm Relm the 54th]], who is planned to be the next ruler after the death of Skelm Relm the 53rd. He is 45 years old.
== History ==
Skelm Relm the 53rd was born in 1930 to Skelm Relm the 52nd and [[Lady Initia]]. Not much is known about his childhood, as he was heavily sheltered as a child. However, when he became 20, his father died, and he became the new leader of Skelmrelm. His goal was to atone for his nation's sins against other nations; and he wanted to start with Saldon. For many years, he focused on retaining great relations with Saldon and eventually achieved this goal in 1970. He also became friends with the leaders of the HPN and also became allies with Fictia. He also was the leader during the Mocze Civil War.
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Skelm Relm the 53rd is the 53rd ruler of [[Skelmrelm]], and the 53rd descendent of [[Skelm Relm the First]]. He has one child, named [[Skelm Relm the 54th]], who is planned to be the next ruler after the death of Skelm Relm the 53rd. He is 45 years old.
== History ==
Skelm Relm the 53rd was born in 1930 to Skelm Relm the 52nd and [[Lady Initia]]. Not much is known about his childhood, as he was heavily sheltered as a child. However, when he became 20, his father died, and he became the new leader of Skelmrelm. His goal was to atone for his nation's sins against other nations; and he wanted to start with Saldon. For many years, he focused on retaining great relations with Saldon and eventually achieved this goal in 1970. He also became friends with the leaders of the HPN and also became allies with Fictia. He also was the leader during the Mocze Civil War.
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Skelm Relm the 53rd is the 53rd ruler of [[Skelmrelm]], and the 53rd descendent of [[Skelm Relm the First]]. He has one child, named [[Skelm Relm the 54th]], who is planned to be the next ruler after the death of Skelm Relm the 53rd. He is 45 years old.
== History ==
Skelm Relm the 53rd was born in 1930 to [[Skelm Relm the 52nd]] and [[Lady Initia]]. Not much is known about his childhood, as he was heavily sheltered as a child. However, when he became 20, his father died, and he became the new leader of Skelmrelm. His goal was to atone for his nation's sins against other nations; and he wanted to start with Saldon. For many years, he focused on retaining great relations with [[Saldon]] and eventually achieved this goal in 1970. He also became friends with the leaders of the [[HPN]] and also became allies with [[Fictia]]. He also was the leader during the [[Mocze Civil War]]. He was the leader during the formation of the [[Great Universal Empire]].
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Skelm Relm the 54th is the current prince of [[Skelmrelm]]. He is the son of [[Skelm Relm the 53rd]] and is expected to take over the kingdom at 53's death.
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| colspan="2" |Crown prince of Skelmrelm and heir to the throne
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| colspan="2" |Born: 1958
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|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]: father
|[[Lady Initia]]: mother
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| colspan="2" |51g Grandfather: [[Skelm Relm the First]]
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== Birth and Early Life ==
He was born in Skelm in 1958.
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Skelm Relm the 54th is the current prince of [[Skelmrelm]]. He is the son of [[Skelm Relm the 53rd]] and is expected to take over the kingdom at 53's death.
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| colspan="2" |Crown prince of Skelmrelm and heir to the throne
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| colspan="2" |Born: 1958
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|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]: father
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== Birth and Early Life ==
He was born in Skelm in 1958.
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Created page with "''Not to be confused with [[Lady Initia II]].'' Lady Initia was the queen of [[Skelmrelm]]. {| class="wikitable" ! colspan="2" |Lady Initia |- | colspan="2" |Former queen of Skelmrelm |- |Born: 1900 |Died: 1964 |- |Start of Reign: 1919 |End of Reign: 1950 |- | colspan="2" |Relatives: |- | colspan="2" |[[Lady Tandi]]: mother |- |[[Skelm Relm the 52nd]]: husband |[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]: son |- |[[Lady Initia II]]: neice |[[Skelm Relm the 54th]]: grandson |} == Early Lif..."
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''Not to be confused with [[Lady Initia II]].''
Lady Initia was the queen of [[Skelmrelm]].
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| colspan="2" |Former queen of Skelmrelm
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|Born: 1900
|Died: 1964
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|Start of Reign: 1919
|End of Reign: 1950
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| colspan="2" |[[Lady Tandi]]: mother
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|[[Skelm Relm the 52nd]]: husband
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]: son
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|[[Lady Initia II]]: neice
|[[Skelm Relm the 54th]]: grandson
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== Early Life ==
She was born in [[Veiligheid]] in 1900. After her mother passed away when she was six, she took control as mayor of Veiligheid.
== Adult Life ==
Soon after she turned 19, she was married by Skelm Relm the 52nd and she became queen of Skelmrelm.
== Death ==
She lived longer than her husband, and lived until 1964 and meeting her grandchild.
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
| rowspan="2" |[[United Eddenarah]]
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|[[Oralotzo]]
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|''Supported by:''
|''Supported by:''
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| rowspan="2" |[[Chechnyoslovenia]]
|[[Wyrde Rīċe]]
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|[[Orsk Federation]]
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| colspan="2" |[[Fictia]]
|}
== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]]. Soon, Chechnyoslovenia gave the troops supplies. Then, [[Amantone Fleake]] of the Orsk Federation, announced that they were a supporter of the HPN and that Marricopra was politically unstable.
=== Help with Eddenarah ===
In 1975, Fictia and later Wyrde Rice decided to support Eddenarah.
=== 1976 ===
After some inactivity in the war, [[Abrion Happlar]] sent a letter to the Homaric Pact Nations to stop. As a response, Oralotzo sent back a letter saying "NO".
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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The War of the Chicken Pie was a war that occurred between 1507 and 1509.
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| rowspan="2" |[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|64x64px]][[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]]
|[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|46x46px]][[Hakha Rakhine]]
|[[Marricopra]] (led by Queen [[Ingelle]])
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|''Supported by:''
|''Supported by:''
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|[[Marricopra]] (led by King Billy Bob the Sixth)
|[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|50x50px]][[Oralotzo]]
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|Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust
|Hakha Rakhine
|Marricopra (ruled by Queen Ingelle)
|Oralotzo
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|After
|Hakha Rakhine
|Hakha Rakhine
|Marricopra (ruled by King Billy Bob the Sixth)
|Oralotzo
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==History==
===Background===
The war started due to the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust holding the International Baking Competition. Invited were many famous bakers worldwide, one from every nation. The main participants were [[Gondolinius]]'s Oragor Mentaylis, [[Sevdrolet]]'s Jimalangang Kobrob, and the Tired-of-Dustee Ercal Bogefayal. Upon Ercal's winning of the competition, the judges didn't know who to give the trophy to (because they figured if they awarded it to themselves everyone would start a war against them) declared a tie between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. Thus, the war began. Queen Ingelle "the Mad", queen of Marricopra, joined into the war due to Marricopra's Dark Age and coming in last place during the competition.
===First Battles===
The first battles were fought in many places, though generally agreed to be the first battle was the [[Battle of Nay]], between Hakha Rakhine and the Kingdom. After Marricopra joining in, the victory went to Hakha Rakhine. More battles, such as the major [[Battle of Sinoland]], the first Tired-of-Dustee victory in the war. However, the Kingdom was still losing the war by the middle of the war in 1508.
===Death of Queen Ingelle===
The first of two major turning points in the war occurred in September of 1508, when Queen Ingelle disappeared mysteriously. She was later found in the Oralian battlefield, with symptoms of fireplague and a stab in her arm. It was unknown what she died of- fireplague, war, or both, but this meant that her cousin, King [[Billy Bob VI]], could take over the throne. Billy Bob understood that Queen Ingelle didn't need to have the war, and gave the Kingdom several million nocks, and continued to support them for the rest of the war. [[Tressene]] then held the "Yay, Our Ally's Insane Queen Is Dead So We Don't Have To Care About Her Anymore" Party, which ended fighting in the war for three days.
===Later Battles===
[[File:Occupation.png|thumb|A map of the area just before the Battle of West Sambia. Blue is the Kingdom's territories and the other colour is that of Hakha Rakhine and their allies.]]
After this change of sides, the war started leaning in the Kingdom's favour. They managed to capture, at this point, all of the major cities in Hakha Rakhine except Khaikon, home of the Kachin and Chin. However, things began to turn around once again when Oralotzo, out of revenge against the Kingdom which they hated. At the time, the Kingdom and Marricopra were moving troops to invade West Sambia. However, Oralotzo came in and helped win the battle, then allowing Hakha Rakhine to continue pushing back the Kingdom. Finally, on March the First 1509, after a three-month-long seige on [[Yango]], the [[Treaty of Yango]] was signed, allowing the Kingdom to surrender and ending the war. Shortly thereafter, everyone was invited to Tressene's "Hakha Rakhine is a Nation Now and the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust Are Gone" party.
== Aftermath ==
The war resulted in the creation of [[Hakha Rakhine]], which became very rich due to the luxuries imported by the Kingdom towards the second half of the war. The Kingdom was finally disolved, and everyone could finally say they actually ''liked'' dust (indeed, Hakha Rakhine was hit with a short sandstorm after that) and this was Marricopra's last war in [[Seseco]].
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''See Also: [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Great_Universal_Empire Great Universal Empire (CCRP II)]''
The '''Great Universal Empire''' is a union/glorified alliance. It has three member nations- [[Skelmrelm]], [[Fictia]], and the [[Homaric Pact Nations]], and seems to plan on not allowing anyone else in (this is due to admin rules but may change).
== History ==
The union was founded in 1976, when the three nations had already been talking about for some time. Eventually, the Great Universal Empire's constitution was written by the leaders of the HPN. To read the full thing, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
== Government ==
The GUE is headed by a Senate that coordinates the states' efforts and interests and is the main governing body of the Empire. This is a list of GUE states, their seats, rulers, and joining dates, representing the Senate's composition:
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!State:
!Seats
!Ruler
!Join Date
!Notes:
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|[[Skelmrelm]]
|TBD
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
|1975
|Founding member.
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|[[HPN]]
|TBD
|Unknown
|1975
|Founding member.
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|[[Fictia]]
|TBD
|[[George VII]]
|1975
|Founding member.
|}
The GUE also has a Chancellor who is head of state and government, with a main job of leading the union in foreign affairs. The Chancellor can also appoint a High Minister (who has supreme judicial power) and General (who has supreme military power). The chancellor is elected every 10 years by state vote, this is a list of chancellors:
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!#
!Picture
!Name
!Term:
!Ministries:
!State:
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|1
|TBD
|TBD
|1975-
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-General: TBD
|TBD
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== Constitution ==
The constitution was written in early 1976. To read more, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
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''See Also: [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Great_Universal_Empire Great Universal Empire (CCRP II)]''
The '''Great Universal Empire''' is a union/glorified alliance. It has three member nations- [[Skelmrelm]], [[Fictia]], and the [[Homaric Pact Nations]], and it is subject to the [[Superunion Rules]].
== History ==
The union was founded in 1976, when the three nations had already been talking about for some time. Eventually, the Great Universal Empire's constitution was written by the leaders of the HPN. To read the full thing, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
== Government ==
The GUE is headed by a Senate that coordinates the states' efforts and interests and is the main governing body of the Empire. This is a list of GUE states, their seats, rulers, and joining dates, representing the Senate's composition:
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!Ruler
!Join Date
!Notes:
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|Founding member.
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|TBD
|[[George VII]]
|1975
|Founding member.
|}
The GUE also has a Chancellor who is head of state and government, with a main job of leading the union in foreign affairs. The Chancellor can also appoint a High Minister (who has supreme judicial power) and General (who has supreme military power). The chancellor is elected every 10 years by state vote, this is a list of chancellors:
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!#
!Picture
!Name
!Term:
!Ministries:
!State:
|-
|1
|TBD
|TBD
|1975-
| -High Minister: TBD
-General: TBD
|TBD
|}
== Constitution ==
The constitution was written in early 1976. To read more, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
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''See Also: [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Great_Universal_Empire Great Universal Empire (CCRP II)]''
The '''Great Universal Empire''' is a union/glorified alliance. It has three member nations- [[Skelmrelm]], [[Fictia]], and the [[Homaric Pact Nations]], and seems to plan on not allowing anyone else in (this is due to admin rules but may change).
== History ==
The union was founded in 1976, when the three nations had already been talking about for some time. Eventually, the Great Universal Empire's constitution was written by the leaders of the HPN. To read the full thing, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
== Government ==
The GUE is headed by a Senate that coordinates the states' efforts and interests and is the main governing body of the Empire. This is a list of GUE states, their seats, rulers, and joining dates, representing the Senate's composition:
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!State:
!Seats
!Ruler
!Join Date
!Notes:
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|[[Skelmrelm]]
|TBD
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
|1975
|Founding member.
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|[[HPN]]
|TBD
|Unknown
|1975
|Founding member.
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|[[Fictia]]
|TBD
|[[George VII]]
|1975
|Founding member.
|}
The GUE also has a Chancellor who is head of state and government, with a main job of leading the union in foreign affairs. The Chancellor can also appoint a High Minister (who has supreme judicial power) and General (who has supreme military power). The chancellor is elected every 10 years by state vote, this is a list of chancellors:
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!#
!Picture
!Name
!Term:
!Ministries:
!State:
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|1
|TBD
|TBD
|1975-
| -High Minister: TBD
-General: TBD
|TBD
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== Constitution ==
The constitution was written in early 1976. To read more, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
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! State of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
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|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (500,000)
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|'''Demonym''': Fictian
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|'''Population:''' 5,250,000
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
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|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
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|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
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|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
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|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]] 35%, others 15%.
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|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
*Formation of the [[GUE]]: 1976
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|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
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|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
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|'''Preceded by:'''
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|Sesecan Refugees
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The '''Fictian Empire''', also known as just "Fictia", is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia. It is one of the founding states of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] (now Wyrdeland) region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
=== Early History ===
Since Fictia had previously been made of pathetically weak chiefdoms, it had no military or infrastructure at its beginnings. It struggled along in this state for 2 years, but still decided to use its "power" to influence the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]] since [[Marricopra]] offered a trade alliance-advocating for a middle-of-the-road position incorporating the old aristocracy into a republic. Why the republic decided to ask a powerless absolute monarchy for assistance in staying a democracy is beyond the writer. Fictia also sent expeditions east in [[Wyrdeland]] that expanded the empire in its weak phase.
Fictia also allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and the [[HPN]] at this point, and began to get its act together with infrastructure construction in 1975. In 1976, an agreement was reached between Fictia, the HPN, and Skelmrelm to create the [[Great Universal Empire]]-an idea that is thought to have been inspired by the same mysterious prophet who founded Fictia to begin with. Fictia legally became "The State of Fictia" with this change, but continued to go by the "Fictian Empire" internally-meaning there was technically an empire inside an empire.
== Government ==
Fictia is an absolute monarchy, with [[Emperor George VII|George VII]] as the current emperor. The monarch can do anything he wants as long as it doesn't contradict existing law (this will likely become a problem...), and has direct control over the capital (which has a name is long to write another time) and the surrounding province of Tutus. Supporting his rule is a complex bureaucracy composing of yearly-elected local officials (for villages, towns, and city departments), imperial-appointed governors over each province (selected by the merit of local officials-or at first warring chiefs), and finally a group of ministers in charge of the imperial bureaus who are also chosen by merit.
In distant territories, the emperor is expected to appoint an Exarch who serves as a civil and military governor of the territory, with effectively unlimited power unless the emperor or law contradicts him. Exarchs are to be selected by the population of the territory in an election and then approved by the emperor (who has complete veto power), but have no fixed term lengths until they die or resign. This makes it possible for foreign territories to have self-rule and respond to invasions themselves, and helps to keep down unrest/rebellions in the Empire. The original glacier territories on Septrontiland, divided into the provinces of Frigida and Calidum, are currently organized as the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] under the rule of [[Robert Magnus]], also originally a warring chief and the most successful of them.
=== Bureaus ===
Fictia's government is headed by the monarchy as described above. The monarch also has 7 bureaus established to take some governmental roles; they hold all powers the bureaus do but each can also make its own choices and is headed by a monarch-appointed head:
* Bureau of People Who Love To Go Overseas And Talk With Foreign Leaders: Foreign Relations
* Bureau of People Who Ensure That Every Fictian is Satisfied With Their Life: Infrastructure & Quality of Life
* Bureau of People Who Do Research Behind-The-Scenes and Know All About World Affairs: [REDACTED] (but you can probably guess it's an intelligence agency)
* Bureau of People Who Advance Technology and Improve the World for the Better: Technological & Business Management
* Bureau of People Who Keep Fictia Safe From Any and All Foreign Threats: Military
* Bureau of Funding: Exactly what it says because nobody likes taxes.
* Bureau of People Who Are Bored and Just Need a Government Job For No Reason: Absolutely nothing.
[[File:Septrontiland Map.png|thumb|Map of the Exarchate of Septrontiland and provinces, cities, and resources.]]
[[File:Fictia-Wyrdeland Map.png|thumb|Map of Fictia at Wyrdeland, including provinces, cities, and resources.]]
=== Provinces ===
'''Core Fictia:'''
* Google Translatia (capital)
* South Weird Rice (a misunderstanding of Wyrde Rice)
* Non Finis
* Borogrivistan
* Domum
'''Exarchate of Septrontiland:'''
* Aspera (regional seat)
* Inanus
* Frigida
* Apicem Terrae
== Religion & Culture ==
Fictia has a strange culture. Most of the nation is influenced by [[Christianity]], which despite being a religion founded on a foreign and unknown planet is believed by half of Fictians due to knowledge that the universe is vast and likely has many more living worlds-perhaps there's even another Fictia (or 2) out there somewhere that could explain why the first Emperor George was "George VII"... The national flag is even inspired by a semi-mythological empire from this unknown world called the "Roman Empire" which was supposedly one of the first Christian states out there. A notable impact of Christian influence on the empire was [[Nicholas Claus]], an eccentric man who claims to deliver presents to the entire world every Christmas as a way to brighten the holiday.
There's also a large minority that believes in [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]], which was caused by missionaries from the HPN who came to Fictia early in its history. Despite also coming from a strange and unknown world, Great Star Lobsterism isn't taken very seriously by most Fictians and largely exists due to its wacky festivals and ties to the Homaric Pact.
Outside of religious influences, Fictia is very much influenced by its polar past-more so than the time spent by the empire's forefathers in various nations of Seseco. Especially in Septrontiland, Fictians are famous for their expertise at ice sculpturing (the governor's palace in [[North Pole]] is, in fact, a glorified igloo) and the nation's greatest delicacy is hot chocolate. Over in Wyrdeland however, where conditions are more tropical, Fictia borrows from Skelmish culture in large part as an adaption to the area-there were attempts to build the national capital out of ice but they ended in the city losing all of its buildings and flooding repeatedly which nobody enjoyed. There's also some influence left over from the Time Traveler in both portions of the Empire-the most common joyful exclamation in Fictia is "groovy!"
== Economics ==
Fictia is extremely rich in oil and metal. However, the Empire lacks fish and many other important materials like gravel, which currently makes trading a necessity. The currency of Fictia is the [[nock]] for simplicity.
== Foreign Relations ==
Fictia had a trade alliance with [[United Eddenarah]]. They also are allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and [[HPN]], which led up to the GUE's formation.
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
|-
! State of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
|-
|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (500,000)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' 5,250,000
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]] 35%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
*Formation of the [[GUE]]: 1976
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''', also known as just "Fictia", is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia. It is one of the founding states of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] (now Wyrdeland) region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
=== Early History ===
Since Fictia had previously been made of pathetically weak chiefdoms, it had no military or infrastructure at its beginnings. It struggled along in this state for 2 years, but still decided to use its "power" to influence the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]] since [[Marricopra]] offered a trade alliance-advocating for a middle-of-the-road position incorporating the old aristocracy into a republic. Why the republic decided to ask a powerless absolute monarchy for assistance in staying a democracy is beyond the writer. Fictia also sent expeditions east in [[Wyrdeland]] that expanded the empire in its weak phase.
Fictia also allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and the [[HPN]] at this point, and began to get its act together with infrastructure construction in 1975. In 1976, an agreement was reached between Fictia, the HPN, and Skelmrelm to create the [[Great Universal Empire]]-an idea that is thought to have been inspired by the same mysterious prophet who founded Fictia to begin with. Fictia legally became "The State of Fictia" with this change, but continued to go by the "Fictian Empire" internally-meaning there was technically an empire inside an empire.
== Government ==
Fictia is an absolute monarchy, with [[George VII]] as the current emperor. The monarch can do anything he wants as long as it doesn't contradict existing law (this will likely become a problem...), and has direct control over the capital (which has a name is long to write another time) and the surrounding province of Tutus. Supporting his rule is a complex bureaucracy composing of yearly-elected local officials (for villages, towns, and city departments), imperial-appointed governors over each province (selected by the merit of local officials-or at first warring chiefs), and finally a group of ministers in charge of the imperial bureaus who are also chosen by merit.
In distant territories, the emperor is expected to appoint an Exarch who serves as a civil and military governor of the territory, with effectively unlimited power unless the emperor or law contradicts him. Exarchs are to be selected by the population of the territory in an election and then approved by the emperor (who has complete veto power), but have no fixed term lengths until they die or resign. This makes it possible for foreign territories to have self-rule and respond to invasions themselves, and helps to keep down unrest/rebellions in the Empire. The original glacier territories on Septrontiland, divided into the provinces of Frigida and Calidum, are currently organized as the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] under the rule of [[Robert Magnus]], also originally a warring chief and the most successful of them.
=== Bureaus ===
Fictia's government is headed by the monarchy as described above. The monarch also has 7 bureaus established to take some governmental roles; they hold all powers the bureaus do but each can also make its own choices and is headed by a monarch-appointed head:
* Bureau of People Who Love To Go Overseas And Talk With Foreign Leaders: Foreign Relations
* Bureau of People Who Ensure That Every Fictian is Satisfied With Their Life: Infrastructure & Quality of Life
* Bureau of People Who Do Research Behind-The-Scenes and Know All About World Affairs: [REDACTED] (but you can probably guess it's an intelligence agency)
* Bureau of People Who Advance Technology and Improve the World for the Better: Technological & Business Management
* Bureau of People Who Keep Fictia Safe From Any and All Foreign Threats: Military
* Bureau of Funding: Exactly what it says because nobody likes taxes.
* Bureau of People Who Are Bored and Just Need a Government Job For No Reason: Absolutely nothing.
[[File:Septrontiland Map.png|thumb|Map of the Exarchate of Septrontiland and provinces, cities, and resources.]]
[[File:Fictia-Wyrdeland Map.png|thumb|Map of Fictia at Wyrdeland, including provinces, cities, and resources.]]
=== Provinces ===
'''Core Fictia:'''
* Google Translatia (capital)
* South Weird Rice (a misunderstanding of Wyrde Rice)
* Non Finis
* Borogrivistan
* Domum
'''Exarchate of Septrontiland:'''
* Aspera (regional seat)
* Inanus
* Frigida
* Apicem Terrae
== Religion & Culture ==
Fictia has a strange culture. Most of the nation is influenced by [[Christianity]], which despite being a religion founded on a foreign and unknown planet is believed by half of Fictians due to knowledge that the universe is vast and likely has many more living worlds-perhaps there's even another Fictia (or 2) out there somewhere that could explain why the first Emperor George was "George VII"... The national flag is even inspired by a semi-mythological empire from this unknown world called the "Roman Empire" which was supposedly one of the first Christian states out there. A notable impact of Christian influence on the empire was [[Nicholas Claus]], an eccentric man who claims to deliver presents to the entire world every Christmas as a way to brighten the holiday.
There's also a large minority that believes in [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]], which was caused by missionaries from the HPN who came to Fictia early in its history. Despite also coming from a strange and unknown world, Great Star Lobsterism isn't taken very seriously by most Fictians and largely exists due to its wacky festivals and ties to the Homaric Pact.
Outside of religious influences, Fictia is very much influenced by its polar past-more so than the time spent by the empire's forefathers in various nations of Seseco. Especially in Septrontiland, Fictians are famous for their expertise at ice sculpturing (the governor's palace in [[North Pole]] is, in fact, a glorified igloo) and the nation's greatest delicacy is hot chocolate. Over in Wyrdeland however, where conditions are more tropical, Fictia borrows from Skelmish culture in large part as an adaption to the area-there were attempts to build the national capital out of ice but they ended in the city losing all of its buildings and flooding repeatedly which nobody enjoyed. There's also some influence left over from the Time Traveler in both portions of the Empire-the most common joyful exclamation in Fictia is "groovy!"
== Economics ==
Fictia is extremely rich in oil and metal. However, the Empire lacks fish and many other important materials like gravel, which currently makes trading a necessity. The currency of Fictia is the [[nock]] for simplicity.
== Foreign Relations ==
Fictia had a trade alliance with [[United Eddenarah]]. They also are allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and [[HPN]], which led up to the GUE's formation.
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
|-
! State of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
|-
|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (500,000)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' 5,250,000
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]] 35%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
*Formation of the [[GUE]]: 1976
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[Emperor George VII|George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''', also known as just "Fictia", is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia. It is one of the founding states of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacitiis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] (now Wyrdeland) region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
=== Early History ===
Since Fictia had previously been made of pathetically weak chiefdoms, it had no military or infrastructure at its beginnings. It struggled along in this state for 2 years, but still decided to use its "power" to influence the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]] since [[Marricopra]] offered a trade alliance-advocating for a middle-of-the-road position incorporating the old aristocracy into a republic. Why the republic decided to ask a powerless absolute monarchy for assistance in staying a democracy is beyond the writer. Fictia also sent expeditions east in [[Wyrdeland]] that expanded the empire in its weak phase.
Fictia also allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and the [[HPN]] at this point, and began to get its act together with infrastructure construction in 1975. In 1976, an agreement was reached between Fictia, the HPN, and Skelmrelm to create the [[Great Universal Empire]]-an idea that is thought to have been inspired by the same mysterious prophet who founded Fictia to begin with. Fictia legally became "The State of Fictia" with this change, but continued to go by the "Fictian Empire" internally-meaning there was technically an empire inside an empire.
== Government ==
Fictia is an absolute monarchy, with [[George VII]] as the current emperor. The monarch can do anything he wants as long as it doesn't contradict existing law (this will likely become a problem...), and has direct control over the capital (which has an extremely long name) and the surrounding province of Tutus. Supporting his rule is a complex bureaucracy composing of yearly-elected local officials (for villages, towns, and city departments), imperial-appointed governors over each province (selected by the merit of local officials-or at first warring chiefs), and finally a group of ministers in charge of the imperial bureaus who are also chosen by merit.
In distant territories, the emperor is expected to appoint an Exarch who serves as a civil and military governor of the territory, with effectively unlimited power unless the emperor or law contradicts him. Exarchs are to be selected by the population of the territory in an election and then approved by the emperor (who has complete veto power), but have no fixed term lengths until they die or resign. This makes it possible for foreign territories to have self-rule and respond to invasions themselves, and helps to keep down unrest/rebellions in the Empire. The original glacier territories on Septrontiland, divided into the provinces of Frigida and Calidum, are currently organized as the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] under the rule of [[Robert Magnus]], also originally a warring chief and the most successful of them.
=== Bureaus ===
Fictia's government is headed by the monarchy as described above. The monarch also has 7 bureaus established to take some governmental roles; they hold all powers the bureaus do but each can also make its own choices and is headed by a monarch-appointed head:
* Bureau of People Who Love To Go Overseas And Talk With Foreign Leaders: Foreign Relations
* Bureau of People Who Ensure That Every Fictian is Satisfied With Their Life: Infrastructure & Quality of Life
* Bureau of People Who Do Research Behind-The-Scenes and Know All About World Affairs: [REDACTED] (but you can probably guess it's an intelligence agency)
* Bureau of People Who Advance Technology and Improve the World for the Better: Technological & Business Management
* Bureau of People Who Keep Fictia Safe From Any and All Foreign Threats: Military
* Bureau of Funding: Exactly what it says because nobody likes taxes.
* Bureau of People Who Are Bored and Just Need a Government Job For No Reason: Absolutely nothing.
[[File:Septrontiland Map.png|thumb|Map of the Exarchate of Septrontiland and provinces, cities, and resources.]]
[[File:Fictia-Wyrdeland Map.png|thumb|Map of Fictia at Wyrdeland, including provinces, cities, and resources.]]
=== Provinces ===
'''Core Fictia:'''
* Google Translatia (capital)
* South Weird Rice (a misunderstanding of Wyrde Rice)
* Non Finis
* Borogrivistan
* Domum
'''Exarchate of Septrontiland:'''
* Aspera (regional seat)
* Inanus
* Frigida
* Apicem Terrae
== Religion & Culture ==
Fictia has a strange culture. Most of the nation is influenced by [[Christianity]], which despite being a religion founded on a foreign and unknown planet is believed by half of Fictians due to knowledge that the universe is vast and likely has many more living worlds-perhaps there's even another Fictia (or 2) out there somewhere that could explain why the first Emperor George was "George VII"... The national flag is even inspired by a semi-mythological empire from this unknown world called the "Roman Empire" which was supposedly one of the first Christian states out there. A notable impact of Christian influence on the empire was [[Nicholas Claus]], an eccentric man who claims to deliver presents to the entire world every Christmas as a way to brighten the holiday.
There's also a large minority that believes in [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]], which was caused by missionaries from the HPN who came to Fictia early in its history. Despite also coming from a strange and unknown world, Great Star Lobsterism isn't taken very seriously by most Fictians and largely exists due to its wacky festivals and ties to the Homaric Pact.
Outside of religious influences, Fictia is very much influenced by its polar past-more so than the time spent by the empire's forefathers in various nations of Seseco. Especially in Septrontiland, Fictians are famous for their expertise at ice sculpturing (the governor's palace in [[North Pole]] is, in fact, a glorified igloo) and the nation's greatest delicacy is hot chocolate. Over in Wyrdeland however, where conditions are more tropical, Fictia borrows from Skelmish culture in large part as an adaption to the area-there were attempts to build the national capital out of ice but they ended in the city losing all of its buildings and flooding repeatedly which nobody enjoyed. There's also some influence left over from the Time Traveler in both portions of the Empire-the most common joyful exclamation in Fictia is "groovy!"
== Economics ==
Fictia is extremely rich in oil and metal. However, the Empire lacks fish and many other important materials like gravel, which currently makes trading a necessity. The currency of Fictia is the [[nock]] for simplicity.
== Foreign Relations ==
Fictia had a trade alliance with [[United Eddenarah]]. They also are allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and [[HPN]], which led up to the GUE's formation.
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
|-
! State of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
|-
|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
|-
|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (500,000)
|-
|'''Demonym''': Fictian
|-
|'''Population:''' 5,250,000
|-
|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
|-
|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
|-
|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
|-
|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
|-
|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]] 35%, others 15%.
|-
|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
*Formation of the [[GUE]]: 1976
|-
|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
|-
|Emperor: [[George VII]]
|-
|'''Preceded by:'''
|-
|Sesecan Refugees
|}
]]
The '''Fictian Empire''', also known as just "Fictia", is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia. It is one of the founding states of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacertiliitis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] (now Wyrdeland) region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
=== Early History ===
Since Fictia had previously been made of pathetically weak chiefdoms, it had no military or infrastructure at its beginnings. It struggled along in this state for 2 years, but still decided to use its "power" to influence the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]] since [[Marricopra]] offered a trade alliance-advocating for a middle-of-the-road position incorporating the old aristocracy into a republic. Why the republic decided to ask a powerless absolute monarchy for assistance in staying a democracy is beyond the writer. Fictia also sent expeditions east in [[Wyrdeland]] that expanded the empire in its weak phase.
Fictia also allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and the [[HPN]] at this point, and began to get its act together with infrastructure construction in 1975. In 1976, an agreement was reached between Fictia, the HPN, and Skelmrelm to create the [[Great Universal Empire]]-an idea that is thought to have been inspired by the same mysterious prophet who founded Fictia to begin with. Fictia legally became "The State of Fictia" with this change, but continued to go by the "Fictian Empire" internally-meaning there was technically an empire inside an empire.
== Government ==
Fictia is an absolute monarchy, with [[George VII]] as the current emperor. The monarch can do anything he wants as long as it doesn't contradict existing law (this will likely become a problem...), and has direct control over the capital (which has an extremely long name) and the surrounding province of Tutus. Supporting his rule is a complex bureaucracy composing of yearly-elected local officials (for villages, towns, and city departments), imperial-appointed governors over each province (selected by the merit of local officials-or at first warring chiefs), and finally a group of ministers in charge of the imperial bureaus who are also chosen by merit.
In distant territories, the emperor is expected to appoint an Exarch who serves as a civil and military governor of the territory, with effectively unlimited power unless the emperor or law contradicts him. Exarchs are to be selected by the population of the territory in an election and then approved by the emperor (who has complete veto power), but have no fixed term lengths until they die or resign. This makes it possible for foreign territories to have self-rule and respond to invasions themselves, and helps to keep down unrest/rebellions in the Empire. The original glacier territories on Septrontiland, divided into the provinces of Frigida and Calidum, are currently organized as the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] under the rule of [[Robert Magnus]], also originally a warring chief and the most successful of them.
=== Bureaus ===
Fictia's government is headed by the monarchy as described above. The monarch also has 7 bureaus established to take some governmental roles; they hold all powers the bureaus do but each can also make its own choices and is headed by a monarch-appointed head:
* Bureau of People Who Love To Go Overseas And Talk With Foreign Leaders: Foreign Relations
* Bureau of People Who Ensure That Every Fictian is Satisfied With Their Life: Infrastructure & Quality of Life
* Bureau of People Who Do Research Behind-The-Scenes and Know All About World Affairs: [REDACTED] (but you can probably guess it's an intelligence agency)
* Bureau of People Who Advance Technology and Improve the World for the Better: Technological & Business Management
* Bureau of People Who Keep Fictia Safe From Any and All Foreign Threats: Military
* Bureau of Funding: Exactly what it says because nobody likes taxes.
* Bureau of People Who Are Bored and Just Need a Government Job For No Reason: Absolutely nothing.
[[File:Septrontiland Map.png|thumb|Map of the Exarchate of Septrontiland and provinces, cities, and resources.]]
[[File:Fictia-Wyrdeland Map.png|thumb|Map of Fictia at Wyrdeland, including provinces, cities, and resources.]]
=== Provinces ===
'''Core Fictia:'''
* Google Translatia (capital)
* South Weird Rice (a misunderstanding of Wyrde Rice)
* Non Finis
* Borogrivistan
* Domum
'''Exarchate of Septrontiland:'''
* Aspera (regional seat)
* Inanus
* Frigida
* Apicem Terrae
== Religion & Culture ==
Fictia has a strange culture. Most of the nation is influenced by [[Christianity]], which despite being a religion founded on a foreign and unknown planet is believed by half of Fictians due to knowledge that the universe is vast and likely has many more living worlds-perhaps there's even another Fictia (or 2) out there somewhere that could explain why the first Emperor George was "George VII"... The national flag is even inspired by a semi-mythological empire from this unknown world called the "Roman Empire" which was supposedly one of the first Christian states out there. A notable impact of Christian influence on the empire was [[Nicholas Claus]], an eccentric man who claims to deliver presents to the entire world every Christmas as a way to brighten the holiday.
There's also a large minority that believes in [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]], which was caused by missionaries from the HPN who came to Fictia early in its history. Despite also coming from a strange and unknown world, Great Star Lobsterism isn't taken very seriously by most Fictians and largely exists due to its wacky festivals and ties to the Homaric Pact.
Outside of religious influences, Fictia is very much influenced by its polar past-more so than the time spent by the empire's forefathers in various nations of Seseco. Especially in Septrontiland, Fictians are famous for their expertise at ice sculpturing (the governor's palace in [[North Pole]] is, in fact, a glorified igloo) and the nation's greatest delicacy is hot chocolate. Over in Wyrdeland however, where conditions are more tropical, Fictia borrows from Skelmish culture in large part as an adaption to the area-there were attempts to build the national capital out of ice but they ended in the city losing all of its buildings and flooding repeatedly which nobody enjoyed. There's also some influence left over from the Time Traveler in both portions of the Empire-the most common joyful exclamation in Fictia is "groovy!"
== Economics ==
Fictia is extremely rich in oil and metal. However, the Empire lacks fish and many other important materials like gravel, which currently makes trading a necessity. The currency of Fictia is the [[nock]] for simplicity.
== Foreign Relations ==
Fictia had a trade alliance with [[United Eddenarah]]. They also are allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and [[HPN]], which led up to the GUE's formation.
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'''George VII, Emperor of Fictia and the Ends of the Earth''' is the first and current ruler of the [[Fictian Empire]], despite the numeral.
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== Name ==
George is a common name in Fictia. The VII could be a family numeral, but many maintain it was ordained by the Time Traveler of Fictia as a successor from another world.
== Reign ==
George was ordained king of Fictia after the appearance of the Time Traveler of Fictia.
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Ingelle was a queen of [[United Eddenarah|Eddenarah]]. She was extremely unpopular and nicknamed "The Mad". 28 at death
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== Early Life ==
Ingelle was born in Markma, Marricopra as a noblewoman. At her school (which wasn't really a school since Eddenarah didn't have public education at the time) she got very bad grades and was known to have peculiar and bad behaviour. However, her just-as-mean parents didn't seem to mind.
== Reign ==
At the age of 20, she succeeded the throne. However, she was largely unpopular. Her teacher attempted to flee the kingdom, and also warned others of Ingelle not being fit to be queen. Ingelle got mad at her and threw her in jail for defamation, and that was how she came to be known as Queen Ingelle "the mad".
=== "Golden" Age ===
In the golden age of her reign, she ordered many insane orders- for example, the [[Great Eddenaran Baking Competition of 1505]], which ended with many people dying and everyone in Eddenarah worn out from baking, and the Three Nock Coin Redesigning of 1507, where she ended up killing all who tried to redesign the Three Nock coin without putting her image and name on it.
=== War of the Chicken Pie ===
She was later significantly enraged when Marricopra ended up last place in the [[War of the Chicken Pie]] which contributed to her anger about the Marricopran Dark Age (which she mainly contributed to). Therefore, she declared war, fighting on her own side but not winning the war that much. She was very into the war, and was present screaming and fighting on every battle on the war front. However, this lead to her death, where on September 15th of 1508, she was found dead on the battlefield with a stab in her arm and [[fireplague]] symptoms. It is unknown what killed her.
== Legacy ==
Ingelle is still known as "Ingelle the Mad" in Eddenarah today. "Ingelle" is an insult in Eddenaran, meaning that someone is dumb, crazy, and insane. She is also like something [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(folklore) vaguely familiar].
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This contains a spread-out version of the GUE Constitution. To see the constitution in it's full glory, see [https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/912546789/ here].
== Preamble ==
This constitution does establish the Great Universal Empire
a nation of three states. Established in unity towards each
other and in the common interest to preserve and expand
the power of the individual states. The states shall be
established as one nation with the rights as states and
the merged entity of a single nation.
== Article 1 ==
These states shall act in common interest, with all intentions
to help one another and work as a combined whole. An
established senate made of these states shall be established to
rule on decisions and work to preserve the order and security
of the nation and its states.
== Article 2 ==
The states shall be allowed to hold private military so long as they continue to work in the interest of the other states, not fighting militarily amongst each other. The Senate of the nation shall hold the power to call up fighting soldiers from the nations and use resources in the national treasury and resource reserve to build and maintain a navy. This national military will be under the command of generals appointed by the Senate.
== Article 3 ==
The Senate will hold the power to raise fair taxes on the states both on nocks and on resources to be used in the interest of the combined nation. A resource reserve will be held for the purposes of the nation constantly maintained in case of need.
== Article 4 ==
The powers of the senate here are listed. The senate may choose generals to preside over the national army. The senate may raise fair taxes on the nocks and resources of the states. The senate may establish a national currency. The Senate may choose for the nation to go to war or join an alliance. The Senate can let new nations in or out. The Senate can amend the Constitution. As listed in the Constitution the Senate may punish States for breaking of the Constitution. The Senate may rename the nation.
== Article 5 ==
The rights of the individual states unless so punished by the senate here are listed. The states may raise a state guard of soldiers and ships with their own resources. States may vote in the Senate. States may trade as they please so long as their trade partner is not against the interests of the combined nation. States may have any form of state government they so desire. States may tax as they like as long as they can pay the national Tax. States may start businesses as they so like.
== Article 6 ==
Here are listed the offenses against the common interest, punishable as seen fit by the Senate in order to preserve the nation and the stability of the other states. States cannot trade with those who threaten the nation. States cannot attack other states or the combined nation unless they have so officially left the nation. States must pay taxes or face punishment. States that do not defend the others and do not join to help the war are seen as breaking the Constitution and so must be punished. States may not threaten other states or seize land from other states. States may not leak national information.
== Article 7 ==
States must keep open borders, share all tech research allow the stationing of national soldiers or other state soldiers in their land, and use the national currency. They must allow open commerce of national and state goods through their land. States may buy land off of each other.
== Article 8 ==
In times of economic difficulty or need of loan the national resource reserve built off taxes and earned trade may be used by vote of the senate to support individual states. To be used to pay debts, and fulfil needs.
== Article 9 ==
The Senate may use the national resources to build fortifications, roads, trains and other infrastructure to be used for the states in common interest.
== Article 10 ==
All nations that join are granted votes based roughly on their power. Fictia, The HPN, and Skelmrelm each have 5 votes. You may lose and gain votes as your power rises and falls.
== Article 11 ==
States that join may colonize and gain territories of their own. To do with as they please. The Senate may take lands in war and create new states or federal provinces as they see fit. Federal Provinces are under the complete command of the Senate.
== Article 12 ==
For protection in case of such a time where the tyranny of the majority comes to threaten the welfare of the minority, all law abiding states must be treated equally. No law shall be made to specifically harm any individual state, and the dual new articles created to standardize Governances and Voting.
== Article 13 ==
You get one vote per ten million people, plus resources iron, oil or copper production allow 1 vote per 100,000 tons per year.
== Article 14 ==
Governances are similar to states in protections, they may be established by any State or by the fed, they are generally assigned to a player who can be overruled by the Senate. They can have no military, or senate vote and can be highly or moderately regulated by a person assigned to regulate by the Senate.
== Article 15 ==
Every ten years the GUE will elect a Chancellor. Nominations will last for two days, with everyone in GUE able to be nominated. For the next three days votes will take place. You may not vote for yourself. After this time the person with the most votes is Chancellor. The Chancellor shall lead all diplomatic affairs in the GUE but is able to be overridden or deposed by the Senate. The Chancellor may choose a High Minister and a General to also lead. The High Minister shall preside over court and will take charge in absence of Chancellor. The General will lead all GUE federal forces and those pledged to him/her. This Amendment overrides all before mentioning the command of forces by Senate or leadership.
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Old Skelmish is the oldest form dialect of [[Skelmish]], and ranges from before known time, to 1800. Although it is extinct in the wild today, it is used in the Skelmish military to communicate.
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Welcome to my Talk Page! Anything is fair game here except for cursing, rudeness, and inappropriate topics, which will all promptly get deleted. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:33, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== Finally we may speak as equals ==
Hello there, Fictia. It is I, Bellatrix, but not signed in cuz that's too much of a hassle. [[Special:Contributions/50.24.32.161|50.24.32.161]] 01:41, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
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Welcome to my Talk Page! Anything is fair game here except for cursing, rudeness, and inappropriate topics, which will all promptly get deleted. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:33, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== Finally we may speak as equals ==
Hello there, Fictia. It is I, Bellatrix, but not signed in cuz that's too much of a hassle. [[Special:Contributions/50.24.32.161|50.24.32.161]] 01:41, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
: Well hello there, Bellatrix. Not sure if it's a great idea to share your IP but at least you're back lol. Liking the wiki? --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 13:13, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
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Hi, I'm Bellatrix! I write the lore and hold unlimited power over the fate of the universe.
I am BellatriX_Is_ME on Scratch. I was banned for a year and a half, but I'm back in action! Yes, I am Lazmin too, but I haven't the patience to switch between the two accounts so "Zoe" is on "hiatus." I'm active most days, and usually in the afternoon.
You will only know my real name if you have seen this page before I edited it.
For the full story (as well as just about everything about me I'm willing to reveal online) see [https://ccrpiv.miraheze.org/wiki/User:BellatriX here] and a much cringier (as well as vaguely outdated) version [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/User:BellatriX here].
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The 1974 Marricopran Presedential Election was an election for president in [[United Eddenarah]]. It happened in 1974.
== Candidates ==
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![[Abrion Happlar]]
![[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]]
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|Won
|Lost
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|1942-present
|1943-present
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|"Vote Happlar: Together, we'll make Marricopra the home of democracy!"
|"Make Marricopra Great Again!"
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|President of UE, 1970-present
|Descendant of King [[Salamandario]]
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Latest news is at the bottom. Please do not delete any news for archival reasons.
# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
# (1973) Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
# (1973) The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
# (1973) The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
# [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
# Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
# The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
# (1975) The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
# (1975) More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
# "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
# Skelmrelm raises tax.
# (1975) [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
# (1976) [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
# (1976) The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
# (1976) A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
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|Capital
|[[Skelm]]
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|Demonym
|Skelmish
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|Population
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|Government
|[[Constitutional Monarchy]]
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|Allies
|Fictia<br>HPN
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|Leader
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
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|Motto
|Die beste nasie is die een wat vir sy mense omgee.
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Skelmrelm, formerly known as Locfortis, is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm is the only nation currently inhabiting Odorslat. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities. It was one of the founding nations of the [[Great Universal Empire]].
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. Before it was called Skelmrelm, it was called Locfortis, meaning Place for the Strong in Old Skelmish. Locfortis was what it meant; a place for the strong. With the path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Locfortis was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]]. However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
The disease would spread all the way throughout Mocze, rendering it inhabitable. Other nations around the world managed to stop it from spreading to other continents, and the world was calm again. For 103 years. In 1509, the nation of [[Gondolinius]] wanted to clear Mocze of Fireplague. And so, they fashioned suits, meant to protect against Fireplague. These suits worked for the most part, however, there was a flaw in some of them. This lead to some people being infected, and going back to Gondolinus (and other nations) without noticing. Outbreaks in Gondolinius, Locfortis, and others, were popping up more often. The nations tried to stop these from spreading to their mainland, which, for the most part, they were successful. By this time, a cure was being researched. 5 years later, in 1581, it was finally created and used to render Mocze inhabitable again. And so, Fireplague was removed from the world... almost.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Locfortis for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
Through this earthquake, a man named [[Skelm Relm the First|Skelm Relm]] stood up to help his fellow citizens and his nation recover. His efforts were not in vain, and they helped a lot to make the country return to it's former glory. For his accomplishments and his actions towards saving Locfortis, he was crowned the king of Locfortis. The country decided to rename Locfortis, in his honor, to Skelmrelm. And, from this day forth, he was officially known as Skelm Relm the First. Statues and memorials were built to commemorate his achievements after his death in 1791. His death caused a lot of panic; however, his only child, [[Skelm Relm the 2nd]], managed to help the country recover. And, henceforth, all descendants of Skelm Relm the First are numbered.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. It caused its victims saliva to turn into hydrochloric acid, causing them a lot of pain, and death in 2 days. Skelmrelm had funded the research for the cure of Lacertiliitis, however, before the cure arrived, a new strand of it was discovered. It was a combination of Lacertiliitis and Fireplague, called the [[Lacertiliitis-Fireplague]] Virus. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus was cured, in 1900 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this lack of civilian care and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer was accepted, and Skelmrelm successfully reunited the entirety of Odorslat. Skelmrelm has also teamed up with [[Oralotzo|Orlatozo]] for accelerating progress on space technology.
In 1976, Skelmrelm founded the [[Great Universal Empire]], a union with its allies of the [[HPN]] and [[Fictia]].
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
=== Hoofbeskermers ===
These are the primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
=== Spioenasiemagte ===
These are the secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
=== Beskermvriend ===
These are the tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
Additionally, there's a top-secret branch of the military.
== Nemo Relictus ==
Nemo Relictus ([[Old Skelmish]] for Leave Nobody Alive, often times shortened to Nemorectus by members of the government, is a top-secret branch of the military that has an extremely limited number of soldiers. It is comprised of 10 of the world's deadliest assassins. Their motto is "Qui non sequuntur, moriuntur.", which is Old Skelmish for "Those who do not follow, die.".
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
* SAS (Space Agency of Skelmrelm)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
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! colspan="2" |Skelmrelm
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|Capital
|[[Skelm]]
|-
|Demonym
|Skelmish
|-
|Population
|47,222,418
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|Government
|[[Constitutional Monarchy]]
|-
|Allies
|Fictia<br>HPN
|-
|Leader
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
|-
|Motto
|Die beste nasie is die een wat vir sy mense omgee.
|}
]]
Skelmrelm, preceeded by Locfortis and as of late known as Odorslat, and as is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm is the only nation currently inhabiting Odorslat. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities. It was one of the founding nations of the [[Great Universal Empire]].
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. Before it was called Skelmrelm, it was called Locfortis, meaning Place for the Strong in Old Skelmish. Locfortis was what it meant; a place for the strong. With the path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Locfortis was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]].
Locfortis was not very hard hit by the [[fireplague]] [[World History#The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455|epidemic]] due to being far north and the archae-bacteria of the virus dying before it could infect people. Thus, Locfortis ignored the plague going on in [[Mocze]], [[Eddenarah]], and other areas.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Locfortis for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
Through this earthquake, a man named [[Skelm Relm the First|Skelm Relm]] stood up to help his fellow citizens and his nation recover. His efforts were not in vain, and they helped a lot to make the country return to it's former glory. For his accomplishments and his actions towards saving Locfortis, he was crowned the king of Locfortis. He decided to rename Locfortis in his honour, as Skelmrelm. And, from this day forth, he was officially known as Skelm Relm the First. Statues and memorials were built to commemorate his achievements after his death in 1791. His death caused a lot of panic; however, his only child, [[Skelm Relm the 2nd]], managed to help the country recover. And, henceforth, all descendants of Skelm Relm the First are numbered.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. Skelmrelm teamed up with [[Saldon]] in 1849 and succeeded in creating a vaccine, which (barely) worked. Then, [[lacertiliitis-fireplague]] came along. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. The pandemic disappeared briefly, before reappearing for the Second Apocalypse. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus basically went away and Skelmrelm declared the world safe, in 1920 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this lack of civilian care and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer was accepted, and Skelmrelm successfully reunited the entirety of Odorslat. Skelmrelm has also teamed up with [[Oralotzo]] for building rockets to the moon and other space-related stuff.
In 1976, Skelmrelm founded the [[Great Universal Empire]], a union with its allies of the [[HPN]] and [[Fictia]].
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
=== Hoofbeskermers ===
These are the primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
=== Spioenasiemagte ===
These are the secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
=== Beskermvriend ===
These are the tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
Additionally, there's a top-secret branch of the military.
== Nemo Relictus ==
Nemo Relictus ([[Old Skelmish]] for Leave Nobody Alive, often times shortened to Nemorectus by members of the government, is a top-secret branch of the military that has an extremely limited number of soldiers. It is comprised of 10 of the world's deadliest assassins. Their motto is "Qui non sequuntur, moriuntur.", which is Old Skelmish for "Those who do not follow, die.".
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
* SAS (Space Agency of Skelmrelm)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
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|-
|Capital
|[[Skelm]]
|-
|Demonym
|Skelmish
|-
|Population
|47,222,418
|-
|Government
|[[Constitutional Monarchy]]
|-
|Allies
|Fictia<br>HPN
|-
|Leader
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
|-
|Motto
|Die beste nasie is die een wat vir sy mense omgee.
|}
]]
Skelmrelm, formely known by Locfortis and as of late known as Odorslat, and as is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm is the only nation currently inhabiting Odorslat. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities. It was one of the founding nations of the [[Great Universal Empire]].
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. Before it was called Skelmrelm, it was called Locfortis, meaning Place for the Strong in Old Skelmish. Locfortis was what it meant; a place for the strong. With the path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Locfortis was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]].
Locfortis was not very hard hit by the [[fireplague]] [[World History#The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455|epidemic]] due to being far north and the archae-bacteria of the virus dying before it could infect people. Thus, Locfortis ignored the plague going on in [[Mocze]], [[Eddenarah]], and other areas.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Locfortis for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
Through this earthquake, a man named [[Skelm Relm the First|Skelm Relm]] stood up to help his fellow citizens and his nation recover. His efforts were not in vain, and they helped a lot to make the country return to it's former glory. For his accomplishments and his actions towards saving Locfortis, he was crowned the king of Locfortis. He decided to rename Locfortis in his honour, as Skelmrelm. And, from this day forth, he was officially known as Skelm Relm the First. Statues and memorials were built to commemorate his achievements after his death in 1791. His death caused a lot of panic; however, his only child, [[Skelm Relm the 2nd]], managed to help the country recover. And, henceforth, all descendants of Skelm Relm the First are numbered.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. Skelmrelm teamed up with [[Saldon]] in 1849 and succeeded in creating a vaccine, which (barely) worked. Then, [[lacertiliitis-fireplague]] came along. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. The pandemic disappeared briefly, before reappearing for the Second Apocalypse. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus basically went away and Skelmrelm declared the world safe, in 1920 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this lack of civilian care and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer was accepted, and Skelmrelm successfully reunited the entirety of Odorslat. Skelmrelm has also teamed up with [[Oralotzo]] for building rockets to the moon and other space-related stuff.
In 1976, Skelmrelm founded the [[Great Universal Empire]], a union with its allies of the [[HPN]] and [[Fictia]].
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
=== Hoofbeskermers ===
These are the primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
=== Spioenasiemagte ===
These are the secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
=== Beskermvriend ===
These are the tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
Additionally, there's a top-secret branch of the military.
== Nemo Relictus ==
Nemo Relictus ([[Old Skelmish]] for Leave Nobody Alive, often times shortened to Nemorectus by members of the government, is a top-secret branch of the military that has an extremely limited number of soldiers. It is comprised of 10 of the world's deadliest assassins. Their motto is "Qui non sequuntur, moriuntur.", which is Old Skelmish for "Those who do not follow, die.".
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
* SAS (Space Agency of Skelmrelm)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
*100 M160 Tanks
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 6,825,772
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* [[File:Download.png|thumb|A map of Hakha Rakhine, showing all counties and settlements.]]City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as [[Pyu Tun Paing]]. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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Hakha Rakhine is a nation.
== Ethnicities ==
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-09 12.58.29 PM.png|thumb|right|Hakha Rakhine is a Outright Communist nation held by a leader/president named Saw Paing.]]
[[File:Communism.png|thumb|right|This is Hakha Rakhine's war flag or communism flag which represents communism.]]
There are a lot of ethnic people in Rakhine who are
listed below.
* KhaÍk
* Khaing
* Sino-chin
* Rambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sino-Rakâ
== Language ==
This is also listed for each ethnic people the same way
* Khakíno
* Rakhaing
* Sinese-chin
* Sambǫ
* Kachin
* Chin
* Sinese-Rakín
== Military ==
*2k AK-47 Units
*3 M151 Jeeps
*2 Frigates
*100 M160 Tanks
== Economics ==
In Hakha Rakhine they have little and poor Economics and Nocks due to Military expansion. Their own Nocks are called Rakhine Kyats due to the poor Nocks they have.
* Nocks: 1M (100 printed each) (Nocks: 1$)
* Rakhine Kyats: 5M (500 printed each) (Kyats: 0.050$)
Nocks to Rakhine Kyats: 1N = 200.89 RK
Rakhine Kyats to Nocks: 1RK = 0.050 N
'''Yango (Capital City)'''
The City of Yango has a population of 10,921,235
* Village: 1.2x (population: 1k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* [[File:Download.png|thumb|A map of Hakha Rakhine, showing all counties and settlements.]]City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
1500 AD: During 1500 AD, they were a wealthy country filled with gold in golden temples and with jewelry everywhere, but one day during the festival of Ŕèèmō (known as the water festival) there was an army of bandits that stole each and every jewel, gold, and some resources. The people of Hakha Rakhine were depressed and devastated due to their valuable stuff had been gone.
1700 AD: In 1700 AD, the Hakha Rakhine was formed and no one merely knew the country yet, They were known as enlightenment but had poor lifestyles due to homes being made out of dead trees and clay. During this time period, they had a leader known as [[Pyu Tun Paing]]. The
Great Grandfather of the Paing family. He was known as the helper or the Communist Rat. He helped the people who had Nocks or gold left to become first-class citizens, but those who didn't have any Nocks or gold left were assigned a job to build the first city of Yangon. Some people protested against this but had no choice but to accept it.
1900 AD: Now that in the 1900 AD, Hakha Rakhine was known by the world. It was known as the communist state due to the lack of Nocks they had left. Their goal was to make more Nocks and Kyats possible create more armies and make a powerful communist country. The people of Hakha Rakhine did not like the government and wanted freedom of speech but were declined since there could be harm done to the very last class citizens. The First Class was called into a meeting by the president. The president asked how he could change plans to stop protesting and they said by voting. They would make the voting for the Communist party only and from Middle-Class citizens. When voting, 1 class is allowed to vote, and that would only be the class, Once the first class is done voting for the president and one of the votes is higher the middle class goes next, and it will depend on two communist presidents. Which one is worth it and which one is not.
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Yango is the capital of [[Hakha Rakhine]]. Its existence with communism has a long history since the 1700s.[[File:Yango.jpg|thumb|right|This is a picture of people in Yango walking]]
== Population ==
The City of Yango has a population of 10,921,235
* Village: 1.2x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.8x (population 30k - 500k)
== History ==
=== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust Occupation ===
When the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] occupied Hakha Rakhine, after being driven out from their homelands by [[Oralotzo]], Yango was the capital. It was also where the [[Treaty of Yango]], ending the [[War of the Chicken Pie]], was signed.
=== Communist Era ===
During the time of the Civil War, there were men in the Communist Party of Rakhine trained in villages of Yango to stop protesters fighting. They also had to go against thieves and bandits due to supply loss. This was known as the Rakhine Campaign. This was their sub-goal; to "fight back against the stealers and go for-it-all". This was their revenge for fighting off the bandits.
[[File:Campaign.jpg|thumb|right|The Rakhine Campaign]]
== Infrastructure ==
The Capital City of Yango's Infrastructure relies on buildings, supplies, and power. Each of these things is beyond limits due to the fewer items we have. Power always goes out during 10-11 PM Night. This is called the Power Curfew. During each day, the power will go out through 8-9 PM or 10-11 PM.
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Nay is the largest city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The city of Nay has a population of 17,036,697.
* Village: 1.3x (population: 5k - 40k)
* Town: 1.6x (population: 40k - 80k)
* City: 1.8x (population: 80k - 500k+)
== History ==
The City of Nay was supposed to be used as a training battlefield for the Communist Army of Hakha (CAH or CAHR). But the Hakha Rakhine Government ordered it should be a city instead of a battlefield training yard. There were a lot of arguments about whether it should be a battlefield or a city. This makes the city look like a ghost town in 1950. After that in 1970, it was filled with people later on.[[File:Nay.jpg|thumb|right|This is Nay, a ghost town.]]
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Sambia is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]]. It is very famous as most of the world's gold comes from there.
== Population ==
Sambia has a population of 1,242,643
* Village: 1.1x (population: 5k - 10k)
* Town: 1.4x (population: 10k - 30k)
* City: 1.6x (population: 30k - 60k)
== History ==
Sambia was founded under the rule of the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). It was established as a gold mine and a city.
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Tunpaing (stylized TunPaing) is a town in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Etymology ==
Named after Rakhine leader [[Pyu Tun Paing]].
== Population ==
The town of TunPaing has 324,803 residents living here.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 8k - 14k)
* Town: 1.3x (population: 14k - 30k+)
== History ==
TunPaing is a town made by the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHP). The town is based only on middle-class citizens who are allowed to move here. It's a nice town where people can live normally and it's just a normal town. During the 1700 AD a leader named Pyu Tun Paing helped the people who were almost on the verge of losing everything, and it happened during this place.
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Khaikhon is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
The city of Khaikon has a population of 138,297.
* Village: 1x (population: 5k - 7k)
* Town: 1.2x (population: 7k - 14k)
* City 1.4x (population: 14k - 18k+)
== History ==
Khaikon is a city made from the People's Communist Rights (PCR). The PCR is one example of a second communist party that holds some power such as Infrastructure building and Rules, but they don't hold the power of military rule since they are the second communist party. Khaikon holds the amount of Kachin and Chin people since it's their homeland.
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Sinoland is a city in [[Hakha Rakhine]].
== Population ==
Sinoland has a population of 15,066 low-class citizens.
* Village: 1.1x (population: 300 - 1.2k)
The Sino People are known to be one of the low-class citizens. They are the people who help the Communist Party of Hakha Rakhine (CPHR). They mainly work in a factory in Yango. Sinese were usually called bandits since the (CPHR) spied on the groups of bandits going near the Sino Territory. They believed that the Sino people were causing all the problems in Hakha Rakhine by stealing resources. The Sino-chin and the Sino-Rakâ people were placed under the authoritarian of (CPHR) and were freed later, but the Sino-people were demoted to Low-Class Must-Be-Authorized citizens.
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'''National Hakha Rakhine Communist Party Census (NHRCPC)'''
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! colspan="2" |Skelmrelm
|-
|Capital
|[[Skelm]]
|-
|Demonym
|Skelmish
|-
|Population
|47,222,418
|-
|Government
|[[Constitutional Monarchy]]
|-
|Allies
|Fictia<br>HPN
|-
|Leader
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
|-
|Motto
|Die beste nasie is die een wat vir sy mense omgee.
|}
]]
Skelmrelm, formely known by Locfortis and as of late known as Odorslat, and as is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm is the only nation currently inhabiting Odorslat. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities. It was one of the founding nations of the [[Great Universal Empire]].
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. Before it was called Skelmrelm, it was called Locfortis, meaning Place for the Strong in Old Skelmish. Locfortis was what it meant; a place for the strong. With the path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Locfortis was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]].
However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease. This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Locfortis for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
Through this earthquake, a man named [[Skelm Relm the First|Skelm Relm]] stood up to help his fellow citizens and his nation recover. His efforts were not in vain, and they helped a lot to make the country return to it's former glory. For his accomplishments and his actions towards saving Locfortis, he was crowned the king of Locfortis. He decided to rename Locfortis in his honour, as Skelmrelm. And, from this day forth, he was officially known as Skelm Relm the First. Statues and memorials were built to commemorate his achievements after his death in 1791. His death caused a lot of panic; however, his only child, [[Skelm Relm the 2nd]], managed to help the country recover. And, henceforth, all descendants of Skelm Relm the First are numbered.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. Skelmrelm teamed up with [[Saldon]] in 1849 and succeeded in creating a vaccine, which (barely) worked. Then, [[lacertiliitis-fireplague]] came along. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. The pandemic disappeared briefly, before reappearing for the Second Apocalypse. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus basically went away and Skelmrelm declared the world safe, in 1920 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this lack of civilian care and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer was accepted, and Skelmrelm successfully reunited the entirety of Odorslat. Skelmrelm has also teamed up with [[Oralotzo]] for building rockets to the moon and other space-related stuff.
In 1976, Skelmrelm founded the [[Great Universal Empire]], a union with its allies of the [[HPN]] and [[Fictia]].
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
=== Hoofbeskermers ===
These are the primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
=== Spioenasiemagte ===
These are the secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
=== Beskermvriend ===
These are the tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
Additionally, there's a top-secret branch of the military.
== Nemo Relictus ==
Nemo Relictus ([[Old Skelmish]] for Leave Nobody Alive, often times shortened to Nemorectus by members of the government, is a top-secret branch of the military that has an extremely limited number of soldiers. It is comprised of 10 of the world's deadliest assassins. Their motto is "Qui non sequuntur, moriuntur.", which is Old Skelmish for "Those who do not follow, die.".
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
* SAS (Space Agency of Skelmrelm)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
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|-
|Capital
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|-
|Demonym
|Skelmish
|-
|Population
|47,222,418
|-
|Government
|[[Constitutional Monarchy]]
|-
|Allies
|Fictia<br>HPN
|-
|Leader
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
|-
|Motto
|Die beste nasie is die een wat vir sy mense omgee.
|}
]]
Skelmrelm, formely known by Locfortis and as of late known as Odorslat, and as is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm is the only nation currently inhabiting Odorslat. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities. It was one of the founding nations of the [[Great Universal Empire]].
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. Before it was called Skelmrelm, it was called Locfortis, meaning Place for the Strong in Old Skelmish. Locfortis was what it meant; a place for the strong. With the path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Locfortis was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]].
However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease (see note). This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
Northern Locfortis was not very hard hit by the [[fireplague]] [[World History#The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455|epidemic]] due to being far north and the archae-bacteria of the virus dying before it could infect people. Thus, Locfortis ignored the plague going on in [[Mocze]], [[Eddenarah]], and other areas.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Locfortis for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
Through this earthquake, a man named [[Skelm Relm the First|Skelm Relm]] stood up to help his fellow citizens and his nation recover. His efforts were not in vain, and they helped a lot to make the country return to it's former glory. For his accomplishments and his actions towards saving Locfortis, he was crowned the king of Locfortis. He decided to rename Locfortis in his honour, as Skelmrelm. And, from this day forth, he was officially known as Skelm Relm the First. Statues and memorials were built to commemorate his achievements after his death in 1791. His death caused a lot of panic; however, his only child, [[Skelm Relm the 2nd]], managed to help the country recover. And, henceforth, all descendants of Skelm Relm the First are numbered.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. Skelmrelm teamed up with [[Saldon]] in 1849 and succeeded in creating a vaccine, which (barely) worked. Then, [[lacertiliitis-fireplague]] came along. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. The pandemic disappeared briefly, before reappearing for the Second Apocalypse. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus basically went away and Skelmrelm declared the world safe, in 1920 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this lack of civilian care and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer was accepted, and Skelmrelm successfully reunited the entirety of Odorslat. Skelmrelm has also teamed up with [[Oralotzo]] for building rockets to the moon and other space-related stuff.
In 1976, Skelmrelm founded the [[Great Universal Empire]], a union with its allies of the [[HPN]] and [[Fictia]].
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering collage), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
=== Hoofbeskermers ===
These are the primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
=== Spioenasiemagte ===
These are the secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
=== Beskermvriend ===
These are the tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
Additionally, there's a top-secret branch of the military.
== Nemo Relictus ==
Nemo Relictus ([[Old Skelmish]] for Leave Nobody Alive, often times shortened to Nemorectus by members of the government, is a top-secret branch of the military that has an extremely limited number of soldiers. It is comprised of 10 of the world's deadliest assassins. Their motto is "Qui non sequuntur, moriuntur.", which is Old Skelmish for "Those who do not follow, die.".
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
* SAS (Space Agency of Skelmrelm)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
==Note==
While the Skelmish say that this is the origin of fireplague, others state that it arose naturally from the fires of [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]]. Whichever is true is still under debate. It is possible that the scientist's microbes slipped into the fires.
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|+
! colspan="2" |Skelmrelm
|-
|Capital
|[[Skelm]]
|-
|Demonym
|Skelmish
|-
|Population
|47,222,418
|-
|Government
|[[Constitutional Monarchy]]
|-
|Allies
|Fictia<br>HPN
|-
|Leader
|[[Skelm Relm the 54th]]
|-
|Motto
|Die beste nasie is die een wat vir sy mense omgee.
|}
]]
Skelmrelm, formely known by Locfortis and as of late known as Odorslat, and as is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm is the only nation currently inhabiting Odorslat. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities. It was one of the founding nations of the [[Great Universal Empire]].
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. Before it was called Skelmrelm, it was called Locfortis, meaning Place for the Strong in Old Skelmish. Locfortis was what it meant; a place for the strong. With the path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Locfortis was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]].
However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease (see note). This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
Northern Locfortis was not very hard hit by the [[fireplague]] [[World History#The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455|epidemic]] due to being far north and the archae-bacteria of the virus dying before it could infect people. Thus, Locfortis ignored the plague going on in [[Mocze]], [[Eddenarah]], and other areas.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Locfortis for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
Through this earthquake, a man named [[Skelm Relm the First|Skelm Relm]] stood up to help his fellow citizens and his nation recover. His efforts were not in vain, and they helped a lot to make the country return to it's former glory. For his accomplishments and his actions towards saving Locfortis, he was crowned the king of Locfortis. He decided to rename Locfortis in his honour, as Skelmrelm. And, from this day forth, he was officially known as Skelm Relm the First. Statues and memorials were built to commemorate his achievements after his death in 1791. His death caused a lot of panic; however, his only child, [[Skelm Relm the 2nd]], managed to help the country recover. And, henceforth, all descendants of Skelm Relm the First are numbered.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. Skelmrelm teamed up with [[Saldon]] in 1849 and succeeded in creating a vaccine, which (barely) worked. Then, [[lacertiliitis-fireplague]] came along. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. The pandemic disappeared briefly, before reappearing for the Second Apocalypse. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus basically went away and Skelmrelm declared the world safe, in 1920 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this lack of civilian care and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer was accepted, and Skelmrelm successfully reunited the entirety of Odorslat. Skelmrelm has also teamed up with [[Oralotzo]] for building rockets to the moon and other space-related stuff.
In 1976, Skelmrelm founded the [[Great Universal Empire]], a union with its allies of the [[HPN]] and [[Fictia]]. Soon after, [[Skelm Relm the 53rd|Skelm Relm LIII]] was assasinated and his son, [[Skelm Relm the 54th|Skelm Relm LIV]], became king.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering college), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
=== Hoofbeskermers ===
These are the primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
=== Spioenasiemagte ===
These are the secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
=== Beskermvriend ===
These are the tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
Additionally, there's a top-secret branch of the military.
=== Nemo Relictus ===
Nemo Relictus ([[Old Skelmish]] for Leave Nobody Alive, often times shortened to Nemorectus by members of the government, is a top-secret branch of the military that has an extremely limited number of soldiers. It is comprised of 10 of the world's deadliest assassins. Their motto is "Qui non sequuntur, moriuntur.", which is Old Skelmish for "Those who do not follow, die.".
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
* SAS (Space Agency of Skelmrelm)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
==Note==
While the Skelmish say that this is the origin of fireplague, others state that it arose naturally from the fires of [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]]. Whichever is true is still under debate. It is possible that the scientist's microbes slipped into the fires.
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LSkelm Relm the 53rd was the 53rd ruler of [[Skelmrelm]], and the 53rd descendent of [[Skelm Relm the First]]. He has one child, named [[Skelm Relm the 54th]], who is the current leader of Skelmrelm. He was 45 years old at the time of his death.
== History ==
Skelm Relm the 53rd was born in 1930 to [[Skelm Relm the 52nd]] and [[Lady Initia]]. Not much is known about his childhood, as he was heavily sheltered as a child. However, when he became 20, his father died, and he became the new leader of Skelmrelm. His goal was to atone for his nation's sins against other nations; and he wanted to start with Saldon. For many years, he focused on retaining great relations with [[Saldon]] and eventually achieved this goal in 1970. He also became friends with the leaders of the [[HPN]] and also became allies with [[Fictia]]. He also was the leader during the [[Mocze Civil War]]. He was the leader during the formation of the [[Great Universal Empire]]. In 1976, he was assassinated by someone who disliked the formation of the GUE.
== Legacy ==
His son, Skelm Relm the 54th, became the new ruler after his death. A memorial was dedicated to him, detailing him as one of the best Skelmish leaders to ever live. His death sent many around the country into grieving.
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|Preceded By: [[Skelm Relm the 52nd]]
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Skelm Relm the 53rd was the 53rd ruler of [[Skelmrelm]], and the 53rd descendent of [[Skelm Relm the First]]. He has one child, named [[Skelm Relm the 54th]], who is the current leader of Skelmrelm. He was 45 years old at the time of his death.
== History ==
Skelm Relm the 53rd was born in 1930 to [[Skelm Relm the 52nd]] and [[Lady Initia]]. Not much is known about his childhood, as he was heavily sheltered as a child. However, when he became 20, his father died, and he became the new leader of Skelmrelm. His goal was to atone for his nation's sins against other nations; and he wanted to start with Saldon. For many years, he focused on retaining great relations with [[Saldon]] and eventually achieved this goal in 1970. He also became friends with the leaders of the [[HPN]] and also became allies with [[Fictia]]. He also was the leader during the [[Mocze Civil War]]. He was the leader during the formation of the [[Great Universal Empire]]. In 1976, he was assassinated by someone who disliked the formation of the GUE.
== Legacy ==
His son, Skelm Relm the 54th, became the new ruler after his death. A memorial was dedicated to him, detailing him as one of the best Skelmish leaders to ever live. His death sent many around the country into grieving.
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Skelm Relm the First was the first king of [[Skelmrelm]], and ancestor of all Skelmish kings.
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|Born: 1731
|Died: 1791
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|Start of Reign: 1775
|End of Reign: 1791
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|Preceded By: [[John Nichols]]
|Succeeded By: [[Skelm Relm the Second]]
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== Name ==
Skelm Relm is [[Old Skelmish]] for "Sly Man", although in [[New Skelmish]], it means "Sly People". Skelm Relm was a somewhat popular name at the time of birth, especially in Skelm where many proclaimed extreme loyalty to the city of Skelm and thus naming their children that. Skelm Relm later named Skelmrelm after him, or possibly the city of Skelm.
== Early Life ==
Skelm was born in the city of [[Skelm]], when Skelmrelm was still [[Odorslat]].
== Adult Life ==
As an adult, Skelm inherited the family business of carpentry and renamed the store "Skelm General Wood--- You Need It, Skelm Gives It!" and he became very rich. At the age of thirty-three, a neighbour attempted to murder him- however, he escaped and the neighbour was arrested. He also maintained an extreme belief of partitioning Odorslat up to the different cultures.
== Reign ==
During the 1775 Earthquake, his seperatist beliefs and the extreme loyalty to the Skelmish in Skelm allowed him to take control of Skelm and other Skelmish cities after the Republic of Odorslat fell. He ascended to the throne at 45, and had a brief war against the Spire Realm before his death in 1791 at the age of sixty.
== Legacy ==
Skelmrelm is named after him today, as well as every single leader of Skelmrelm after him. His son, Skelm Relm the Second, became the new leader of Skelmrelm.
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Skelm Relm the 54th is the current leader of [[Skelmrelm]]. He is the son of the late [[Skelm Relm the 53rd]] and took over the kingdom at 53's death.
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| colspan="2" |Leader of Skelmrelm
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| colspan="2" |Relatives:
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| colspan="2" |51g Grandfather: [[Skelm Relm the First]]
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== Birth and Early Life ==
He was born in Skelm in 1958. Not much is known about his childhood.
== Adult Life ==
At the age of 18, his father died due to an assassination. After a period of grieving, he became the new leader of Skelmrelm. His first act as the leader of Skelmrelm was to memorialize his father.
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Skelm Relm the 54th is the current leader of [[Skelmrelm]]. He is the son of the late [[Skelm Relm the 53rd]] and took over the kingdom at 53's death.
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|End of Reign: N/A
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|Preceded By: [[Skelm Relm the 53rd]]
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== Birth and Early Life ==
He was born in Skelm in 1958. Not much is known about his childhood.
== Adult Life ==
At the age of 18, his father died due to an assassination. After a period of grieving, he became the new leader of Skelmrelm. His first act as the leader of Skelmrelm was to memorialize his father.
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''See Also: [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Great_Universal_Empire Great Universal Empire (CCRP II)]''
The '''Great Universal Empire''' is a union/glorified alliance. It has three member nations- [[Skelmrelm]], [[Fictia]], and the [[Homaric Pact Nations]], and seems to plan on not allowing anyone else in (this is due to admin rules but may change).
== History ==
The union was founded in 1976, when the three nations had already been talking about for some time. Eventually, the Great Universal Empire's constitution was written by the leaders of the HPN. To read the full thing, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
== Government ==
The GUE is headed by a Senate that coordinates the states' efforts and interests and is the main governing body of the Empire. This is a list of GUE states, their seats, rulers, and joining dates, representing the Senate's composition:
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!Join Date
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|TBD
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|Unknown
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|[[Fictia]]
|TBD
|[[George VII]]
|1975
|Founding member.
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The GUE also has a Chancellor who is head of state and government, with a main job of leading the union in foreign affairs. The Chancellor can also appoint a High Minister (who has supreme judicial power) and General (who has supreme military power). The chancellor is elected every 10 years by state vote, this is a list of chancellors:
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== Constitution ==
The constitution was written in early 1976. To read more, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
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''See Also: [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Great_Universal_Empire Great Universal Empire (CCRP II)]''
The '''Great Universal Empire''' is a union/glorified alliance. It has three member nations- [[Skelmrelm]], [[Fictia]], and the [[Homaric Pact Nations]], and seems to plan on not allowing anyone else in (this is due to admin rules QLOAK I WILL KILL YOU).
== History ==
The union was founded in 1976, when the three nations had already been talking about for some time. Eventually, the Great Universal Empire's constitution was written by the leaders of the HPN. To read the full thing, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
== Government ==
The GUE is headed by a Senate that coordinates the states' efforts and interests and is the main governing body of the Empire. This is a list of GUE states, their seats, rulers, and joining dates, representing the Senate's composition:
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!Current Ruler
!Join Date
!Notes:
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|[[Skelmrelm]]
|TBD
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|1975
|Founding member.
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|Unknown
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|[[Fictia]]
|TBD
|[[George VII]]
|1975
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The GUE also has a Chancellor who is head of state and government, with a main job of leading the union in foreign affairs. The Chancellor can also appoint a High Minister (who has supreme judicial power) and General (who has supreme military power). The chancellor is elected every 10 years by state vote, this is a list of chancellors:
{| class="wikitable"
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!Name
!Term:
!Ministries:
!State:
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== Constitution ==
The constitution was written in early 1976. To read more, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
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How did the scientist engineer a biohazard in the 1400s! It's the time of pirates!
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How did the scientist engineer a biohazard in the 1400s! It's the time of pirates!
Discovered, not created. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
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How did the scientist engineer a biohazard in the 1400s! It's the time of pirates!
Discovered, not created. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
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Old Skelmish is the oldest form of [[Skelmish]], and ranges from before known time, to 1800. Although it is extinct in the wild today, it is used in the Skelmish military to communicate.
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Nicholas Claus is a resident of [[Fictia]]. He lives in [[North Pole]] Exarchate.
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|Born: December 25, 1912
|Died: Still alive
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== Early Life ==
Nicholas was born and grew up in a small house in the North Pole. He was raised with a strict [[Christian]] belief and was very eccentric.
== Adult Life ==
Nicholas was given his claim to fame in 1975, when he declared that the world had [[HPN-Eddenarah War|too]] [[Next Jimmy Uprising|much]] [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships|chaos]] this year, and wished to deliver a present to everyone on Christmas Eve. Government authorities decided he was crazy soon after, and even a mental health inspection was sent to him. However, the story was quickly picked up by the media and soon spread to other nations, especially nations with large Christian peoples such as [[Oralotzo]] and the [[Orsk Federation]]. It was later found that he somehow managed to give everyone presents. He was regarded as a criminal to the government after that.
== Governorship ==
In 1976, he was appointed governor by a mob of people who overthrew the previous governor. [[George VII]] approved of this.
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Skelm Relm the Second was a leader of Skelm Relm from 1791 to 1822.
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Skelm Relm the Second was a leader of Skelm Relm from 1791 to 1822.
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''This articles has an issue: ENCYCLOPEDIC TONE and LACK OF OUTSIDE LINKS. Please improve the article for this.''
What do you mean, encyclopedic tone? That's the point. - Trix
They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
''Main Article: [[Arachus Betznel]]''
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chyeve]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the [[Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame]] of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame|Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame]], which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
''Main Article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the [[Spire Realm]]. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
''Main Article: [[Arachus Betznel]]''
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chyeve]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the [[Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame]] of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame|Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame]], which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
''Main Article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the [[Spire Realm]]. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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Odorslat is a continent in the northeast corner of the world. It is the second closest to the [[Septrontiland|North Pole]] and is the second biggest. It has only one inhabiting nations, being [[Skelmrelm]].
== Etymology ==
Odorslat is [[Skelmish]] for "Bad place" due to its bad condition and various disasters compared to [[Eddenarah]].
== History ==
=== Ancient Times ===
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called [[Pryr]]. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
=== United Era ===
Before the earthquake in 1775, the whole area had just one nation, called Locfortis.
=== Re-Unification and Modern Era ===
In 1975, mainland Saldon and [[Hakha Rakhine]]'s colony on Odorslat were absorbed by Skelmrelm.
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Odorslat is a continent in the northeast corner of the world. It is the second closest to the [[Septrontiland|North Pole]] and is the second biggest. It has only one inhabiting nations, being [[Skelmrelm]].
== Etymology ==
Odorslat is [[Skelmish]] for "Bad place" due to its bad condition and various disasters compared to [[Eddenarah]].
== History ==
=== Ancient Times ===
Many years ago, the continents were all together in a great supercontinent called [[Pryr]]. However, a great flood came and split Pryr into two. This created what is now known as Odorslat.
=== United Era ===
Before the earthquake in 1775, the whole area had just one nation, called Locfortis (also known as the Republic of Odorslat).
=== Re-Unification and Modern Era ===
In 1975, mainland Saldon and [[Hakha Rakhine]]'s colony on Odorslat were absorbed by Skelmrelm.
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John Nichols was the 81st (and last) ruler of Locfortis. After his reign, Locfortis was renamed to Skelmrelm.
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John Nichols was the 81st (and last) ruler of [[Odorslat|Locfortis]]. After his reign, Locfortis was renamed to Skelmrelm.
== History ==
John had a relatively stable reign.However, he was killed in the Earthquake of 1775, leading Locfortis in chaos.
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John Nichols was the 81st (and last) ruler of [[Odorslat|Locfortis]]. After his reign, Locfortis was renamed to Skelmrelm.
== History ==
John had a relatively stable reign.However, he was killed in the Earthquake of 1775, leaving Locfortis in chaos and splitting into [[Saldon]], [[Skelmrelm]], the [[Spire Realm]], and the [[Kingdom of Remnant]].
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Septrontiland, a.k.a the North Pole is a continent. It is north of everything. It is the opposite of [[Suland]].
== Geography ==
The continent is all snow and ice, and it is where [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear polar bears]live. The only nations on it are [[Fictia]].
== Resources ==
It's not known for sure, but the polar ice cap fow now shows oil and metal, 2 vital ingredients to modern tech
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Septrontiland, a.k.a the North Pole is a continent. It is north of everything. It is the opposite of [[Suland]].
== Geography ==
The continent is all snow and ice, and it is where [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear polar bears]live. The only nations on it are [[Fictia]].
== Resources ==
It's not known for sure, but it is believed the polar ice caps have metal and oil, two vital ingredients for modern tech
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[[File:Screensoht 2023-09-10 5.29.58 PM.png|thumb|372x372px|Flag of Norreik. The symbolism came from the Travösc Shield.
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|Denomonym: Nors
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Nors, Istucian/Istucik, Ärjin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Ärjinnik Khusamershyk
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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|Currency: Freå
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkyeb]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.51.40 PM.png|thumb|390x390px|Province map]]
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.52.32 PM.png|thumb|Resources gained]]
The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Nors flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior
== Poltical Parties ==
Monarchist Norreik (MN)
Communist Norreik (CN)
Free State of Istuca (FSI)
== Currency ==
The Freå used to be made of wood, non-papyrus papyrus-like paper, canvas cutouts, parchment cutouts, or gold coins which were extremely rare as Norreik is pretty resource poor. Nowadays, it's in the form of "real paper" but that definition in Nors is disputed, so the NPPLP (non-papyrus papyrus-like paper) material is still in circulation. Wood isn't used anymore because everyone's tired of getting splinters, and parchment was restricted to government documents of high importance. 1 nock is equal to 6 freås.
== Nors Language ==
The [[Nors Language]] is closely related to Wyrdean Old English and Orsk French and Slavic.
== Military ==
Nors Army/Home Guard, 12 divisions of 10 regiments each
Nors Navy, outdated and needing upgrading
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[[File:Screensoht 2023-09-10 5.29.58 PM.png|thumb|372x372px|Flag of Norreik. The symbolism came from the Travösc Shield.
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|Ethnicities: Nors, Istucian, certain minorities from Hakha Rakine
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|Languages: Nors, Istucian/Istucik, Ärjin
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|Local Names: Kingerreik Norreik, Istuca Eduskarus (typed without accent marks), Ärjinnik Khusamershyk
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|Capital City: Norsburg (Hösaamisklisi)
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|Population: 30M
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|Predecessor: Communist Norreik
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|Biggest City: Norsburg
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|Anthem: Gus rehtiren Eis Travösc (God save the House of Travösc), Eisikselen (Glory), Reikkel des Norren (Rule the North)
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|Motto: "Of this be free of the presence" ("Dis bin freitin hirin")
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|Currency: Freå
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The Kingdom of Norreik is a fairly complex kingdom that is situated in the north. Hence, the name "Norreik" meaning Northern Realm. Its history gets more complex. It borders [[Hakha Rakhine]], [[Chkyeb]], and the [[Orsk Federation]].
== History ==
====Pre-12 times====
The Kingdom of Norreik used to be an area of 20 warring states fighting for supremacy and a bucket of grapes. They made grapes the "holy fruit," so when a thief ate 5 holy grapes from the shared bucket, everyone, not knowing where the thief came from, blamed each other for eating the HGs.
Later, 5 of the 20 states decided to make a union that would "last forever". This is where the Hösaamiś Union came from.
====The Hösaamiś Union====
The Hösaaamiś Union was made up of 5 states that had the "holiest of grapes." They later conquered 3 chiefdoms in the north.
====The House of Travösc====
The House of Travösc took over the HU and further conquered the north.
====Union of the 10 Nortsciss====
The U10N was run by the HT as a way to maintain stability in the region. They then conquered the Far North.
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.51.40 PM.png|thumb|390x390px|Province map]]
====Di Mark====
The HT was overthrown and a loose confederation was formed. Shortly after, the Verst empire took the lands that once connected the western parts and the old HU lands.
====The Istuća Monarchy====
The IM was the old HU but rebirthed. It overthrew the confederation party and reconquered some land that they lost to the Verst Empire.
====Travösc Restoration====
The HT was returned to the throne after the Istuća Monarchy was toppled. Sadly, it didn't last until the mid 20th century AY, as communists started forcing the HT off.
====Communist Norreik====
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 5.52.32 PM.png|thumb|Resources gained]]
The Norreik Communist Party (NCP) was the ruling faction in another loose confederation, but unlike Di Mark, the NCP's government was much more unorganized and was later overridden by the HT.
====Modern day Norreik====
As of 1970 AY, Norreik is a stable kingdom in its own right. Like the Orsk, the Nors flag uses a cross that's more to the left. Its ruling party is the House of Travösc from centuries prior
== Poltical Parties ==
Monarchist Norreik (MN)
Communist Norreik (CN)
Free State of Istuca (FSI)
== Currency ==
The Freå used to be made of wood, non-papyrus papyrus-like paper, canvas cutouts, parchment cutouts, or gold coins which were extremely rare as Norreik is pretty resource poor. Nowadays, it's in the form of "real paper" but that definition in Nors is disputed, so the NPPLP (non-papyrus papyrus-like paper) material is still in circulation. Wood isn't used anymore because everyone's tired of getting splinters, and parchment was restricted to government documents of high importance. 1 nock is equal to 6 freås.
== Nors Language ==
The [[Nors Language]] is closely related to English, as well as the languages of the [[Orsk Federation]].
== Military ==
Nors Army/Home Guard, 12 divisions of 10 regiments each
Nors Navy, outdated and needing upgrading
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== Nominate a featured article ==
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* [[Saldon]]
* [[Santa Marino]]
* [[Skelmrelm]]
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The Universal Calendar, also known as the Betznel Calendar, is a calendar, used by most of the world, that was invented by [[Arachus Betznel]] around Year Twenty.
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Ingelle was a queen of [[United Eddenarah|Eddenarah]]. She was extremely unpopular and nicknamed "The Mad".
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|Died: 1508
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|Start of Reign: 1500
|End of Reign: 1508
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|Succeeded By: [[Billy Bob VI]]
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== Early Life ==
Ingelle was born in Markma, Marricopra as a noblewoman. At her school (which wasn't really a school since Eddenarah didn't have public education at the time) she got very bad grades and was known to have peculiar and bad behaviour. However, her just-as-mean parents didn't seem to mind.
== Reign ==
At the age of 20, she succeeded the throne. However, she was largely unpopular. Her teacher attempted to flee the kingdom, and also warned others of Ingelle not being fit to be queen. Ingelle got mad at her and threw her in jail for defamation, and that was how she came to be known as Queen Ingelle "the mad".
=== "Golden" Age ===
In the golden age of her reign, she ordered many insane orders- for example, the [[Great Eddenaran Baking Competition of 1505]], which ended with many people dying and everyone in Eddenarah worn out from baking, and the Three Nock Coin Redesigning of 1507, where she ended up killing all who tried to redesign the Three Nock coin without putting her image and name on it.
=== War of the Chicken Pie ===
She was later significantly enraged when Marricopra ended up last place in the [[War of the Chicken Pie]] which contributed to her anger about the Marricopran Dark Age (which she mainly contributed to). Therefore, she declared war, fighting on her own side but not winning the war that much. She was very into the war, and was present screaming and fighting on every battle on the war front. However, this lead to her death, where on September 15th of 1508, she was found dead on the battlefield with a stab in her arm and [[fireplague]] symptoms. It is unknown what killed her.
== Legacy ==
Ingelle is still known as "Ingelle the Mad" in Eddenarah today. "Ingelle" is an insult in Eddenaran, meaning that someone is dumb, crazy, and insane. She is also like something [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(folklore) vaguely familiar].
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Bolly III was an Eddenaran noble. He was father of [[Billy Bob VI]].
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The Battle of Nay on day two.
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The Battle of Nay was a battle in the [[War of the Chicken Pie]]. It stretched for three days and was fought in [[Nay]].
== First Day ==
Rakhine troops came up from the small village of Tayak to the north-west armed with swords and other weapons. They quickly took control of the sparsely-guarded north-western and western neighbourhoods of Nay. This sounded the alarm for the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust|Kingdom-Of-Dustee]] troops, which quickly came from the south-western neighbourhood. While most of the troops initially wanted to stay out of the conflict, by midday they had moved in and provided help for the south-western troops. Some civillians also began to act out, and it stayed like this for the rest of the night.
== Second Day ==
[[File:BattleofNay1.png|thumb|A map of the Battle of Nay by midday on Day Two.]]
On the second day native rebellion intensified, and the Kingdom's troops were driven into the heart of the city. In the afternoon, another one of the Kingdom's troops entered the city from the south but were quickly involved in combat with another group of Rakhine troops. At the end of the day, [[Marricopra|Marricopran]] troops led by Queen [[Ingelle]] herself. They stormed the city and made their way through it.
== Third Day ==
On the third day, everyone was worn out from fighting so the Kingdom retreated. Ingelle's army also built a wall out of bags of wheat through the city to divide it between themselves and the Rakhine. This wall only lasted three weeks, where her army left the city and it was united under Rakhine rule.
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The Battle of Nay was a battle in the [[War of the Chicken Pie]]. It stretched for three days and was fought in [[Nay]].
== First Day ==
Rakhine troops came up from the small village of Tayak to the north-west armed with swords and other weapons. They quickly took control of the sparsely-guarded north-western and western neighbourhoods of Nay. This sounded the alarm for the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust|Kingdom-Of-Dustee]] troops, which quickly came from the south-western neighbourhood. While most of the troops initially wanted to stay out of the conflict, by midday they had moved in and provided help for the south-western troops. Some civillians also began to act out, and it stayed like this for the rest of the night.
== Second Day ==
[[File:BattleofNay1.png|thumb|A map of the Battle of Nay by midday on Day Two.]]
On the second day native rebellion intensified, and the Kingdom's troops were driven into the heart of the city. In the afternoon, another one of the Kingdom's troops entered the city from the south but were quickly involved in combat with another group of Rakhine troops. At the end of the day, [[Marricopra|Marricopran]] troops led by Queen [[Ingelle]] herself. They stormed the city and made their way through it.
== Third Day ==
On the third day, everyone was worn out from fighting so the Kingdom retreated. Ingelle's army also built a wall out of bags of wheat through the city to divide it between themselves and the Rakhine. This wall only lasted three weeks, where her army left the city and it was united under Rakhine rule.
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The North Pole, officially "North Pole, Exarchate of Septrontiland" is a city in [[Fictia]].
== Notability ==
The city is very notable due to it being the home of [[Nicholas Claus]], who claims to have been the one to bring gifts to every home in 1975.
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The North Pole, officially "North Pole, Exarchate of Septrontiland" is a city in [[Fictia]].
== Notability ==
The city is very notable due to it being the home of [[Nicholas Claus]], who claims to have been the one to bring gifts to every home in 1975.
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The North Pole, officially "North Pole, Exarchate of Septrontiland" is a city in [[Fictia]]. It is part of the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] and it is the capital of the province of [[Apicem Terrae]].
== Notability ==
The city is very notable due to it being the home of [[Nicholas Claus]], who claims to have been the one to bring gifts to every home in 1975.
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Hello there. I am @ImperatorCatman on Scratch, former Head Admin of CCRP IV, Chancellor of the Great Universal Empire, Emperor of Fictia and the Ends of the Earth, Bearer of Too Many Long Titles, etc... I rule the Fictian Empire (again), and will certainly try to help out here.
For more info, see [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/m/9xL this page].
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The One and Only Everlasting Flame, originally the Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame and often known by its predesessor's name, is a religion of [[Mocze]]. It succeeds the [[Order of the Everlasting Flame]].
== Practices ==
Like other [[Pyric Religions|Pyric religions]], they practice setting things on fire and sacrificing them to their great god. However, unlike the Ultra-Orthodox (which require the Arch-Priests to set fires), the One and Only Everlasting Flame allows anyone to set fires. However, they restrict setting "true" fires to the Arch-Priests.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
The One and Only Order of the Everlasting Flame appeared on Mocze around 1290, three decades after the splitting off of the [[Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame]] around 1250. In a group of wars, the group soon gained control of all of Mocze and later wiping out the Ultra-Orthodox.
=== Those Wars ===
The group had forever a rivalry and hate against the Ultra-Orthodox, and neither would admit they are actual just two Pyric religions. After the Ultra-Orthodox helped [[Marricopra]] with spying on the [[Homaric Pact Nations|Children of Nephropism]], they allied with the Children. The Orthodox out of spite allied with [[Marricopra]], the Children's longtime enemy.
== Notable Members ==
[[Bengellus]], Head Arch-Priest from 1360 to 1402, the first known contractor of [[fireplague]], which was started by the group.
[[Nezrel]], an Arch-Priest from 1373 to 1437, the first known survivor of fireplague.
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# The RP has started!
# Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
# The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
# [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
# [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
# [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
# The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
# New land has been discovered in the poles!
# Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
# (1973) Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
# (1973) The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
# (1973) The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
# [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
# Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
# The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
# (1975) The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
# (1975) More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
# "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
# Skelmrelm raises tax.
# (1975) [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
# (1976) [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
# (1976) The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
# (1976) A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
# Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
# (1977) False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
# (1977) [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
# [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
# [[Chechnyoslovenia]]<nowiki/>n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree.
# Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
# Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
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The Exarchate of Septrontiland is an exarchate of [[Fictia]]. It is the homeland of the Fictians and it is on [[Septrontiland]] (thus its name).
== Landmarks ==
[[File:Septrontiland Map.png|thumb|A map of Septrontiland]]
=== Cities ===
The notable cities in the area are:
* [[North Pole]]- capital of Apicem Terrae and home of Nicholas Claus
* [[Frigus Portus]]- capital of Frigida, a Fictian port and original landing site of the Sesecan refugees.
* [[Finis Certamenis]]- capital of Aspera as well as the home of the Exarchate's seat.
=== Provinces ===
* [[Apicem Terrae]]- northernmost province and has a capital in the North Pole. Also the most resource-heavy and thus profitable of the provinces in the Exarchate.
* [[Frigida]]- Source of Fictia's largest deposit of oil and has a capital in Frigus Portus.
* [[Inanus]]- not a notable province at all.
* [[Aspera]]- has a capital in Finis Certamenis and is also the most important of the provinces.
=== Other ===
* Mount Fictius- A mountain in Apicem Terrae and a large landmark for the area.
== Notability ==
Both so-called-magician [[Nicholas Claus]] and activist [[Theodore Rabidus]] reside in the area.
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Theodore Rabidus is a resident of Fictia. He is known for his breaking of several laws and outrageous political beliefs.
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|Born: July 6, 1912
|Died: Still alive
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== Early Life ==
Theodore was born in the [[Aspera]] Province. As a child he expressed disinterest in the family business and loved to pull pranks. At the age of 12 he suffered a concussion.
== Adult Life ==
From the age of 25 onwards, he got into various troubles. Some laws he broke include speeding at a red light and the consumation of penguins (which is still practiced by him despite having to pay fines of up to $10000000000000000000).
=== Moving Onto The Political Stage ===
Theodore again suffered a concussion in 1977. After this he began promoting his political ideal known as "[[Itadkerism]]". This was quickly laughed out due to its focus on rapid expansion, harsh laws, and legal majority at the age of only 16. All of which are viewed as bad ideas by the Fictians and as such were ignored by many. However, some decided they liked this and grew into a following.
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Frigus Portus is a city in [[Fictia]], [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]]. It is the capital city of [[Frigida]] Province.
== History ==
=== Founding ===
It is believed that the port of Frigus Portus was where the [[Seseco|Sesecan]] refugees who founded Fictia first landed. The city was founded soon after, in 1909.
=== Independent Era ===
Until 1973, the city was under the rule of the [[Frigid Kingdom]], whose first ruler was Awe the Howler. However, half the port was kept off for the [[State of Refugees]].
=== Under Fictian Rule ===
The city is now under Fictian Rule. It was the first city to accept the tale of the [[Time Traveller]].
== Economy ==
The city has a large port and exports a lot of oil to other nations.
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The 1970 Marricopran Presedential Election was an election for president in [[United Eddenarah]].
{| class="wikitable"
|+Not Part of a Series on: Marricopran Presidential Elections
!Previous:
!Next: [[Marricopran 1974 Presidential Election|1974 Marricopran Presidential Election]]
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== Candidates ==
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![[Abrion Happlar]]
![[Billy Babul]]
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|Won
|Lost
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|1942-present
|1945-present
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|"Together, We Are Eddenarah!"
|"With Me, We Will Take Chances, Make Mistakes, and Get Messy!"
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|No Prior Political Involvment
|Bureau of History
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The 1974 Marricopran Presidential Election was an election for president in [[United Eddenarah]]. It happened in 1974.
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!Previous: [[1970 Marricopran Presedential Election|1970 Marricopran Presidential Election]]
!Next: [[1978 Marricopran Presidential Election]]
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== Candidates ==
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![[Abrion Happlar]]
![[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]]
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|Won
|Lost
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|1942-present
|1943-present
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|"Vote Happlar: Together, we'll make Marricopra the home of democracy!"
|"Make Marricopra Great Again!"
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|President of UE, 1970-present
|Descendant of King [[Salamandario]]
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HPN-Eddenarah War
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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|''Supported by:''
|''Supported by:''
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| rowspan="2" |[[Chechnyoslovenia]]
|[[Wyrde Rīċe]]
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|[[Orsk Federation]]
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| colspan="2" |[[Fictia]]
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== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]]. Soon, Chechnyoslovenia gave the troops supplies. Then, [[Amantone Fleake]] of the Orsk Federation, announced that they were a supporter of the HPN and that Marricopra was politically unstable.
=== Help with Eddenarah ===
In 1975, Fictia and later Wyrde Rice decided to support Eddenarah.
=== 1976 ===
After some inactivity in the war, [[Abrion Happlar]] sent a letter to the Homaric Pact Nations to stop. As a response, Oralotzo sent back a letter saying "NO". Later, the Orsk Federation changed sides to that of Eddenarah.
=== 1977 and Oralian Withdrawal ===
In 1977, a year after the slowing of the invasion and various desertions of the Oralian army, Oralotzo withdrew from the war.
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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| [[United Eddenarah]]
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| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Supported by:'''<br>[[Fictia]]
| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Supported by:'''<br>[[Fictia]]<br>[[Wyrde Rīċe]]<br>[[Orsk Federation]]
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| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Formerly supported by:'''<br>[[Wyrde Rīċe]]<br>[[Orsk Federation]]<br>[[Chechnyoslovenia]]<br>[[Oralotzo]]
| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Formerly supported by:'''
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== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]]. Soon, Chechnyoslovenia gave the troops supplies. Then, [[Amantone Fleake]] of the Orsk Federation, announced that they were a supporter of the HPN and that Marricopra was politically unstable.
=== Help with Eddenarah ===
In 1975, Fictia and later Wyrde Rice decided to support Eddenarah.
=== 1976 ===
After some inactivity in the war, [[Abrion Happlar]] sent a letter to the Homaric Pact Nations to stop. As a response, Oralotzo sent back a letter saying "NO". Later, the Orsk Federation changed sides to that of Eddenarah.
=== 1977 and Oralian Withdrawal ===
In 1977, a year after the slowing of the invasion and various desertions of the Oralian army, Oralotzo withdrew from the war.
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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The Next Jimmy Uprising is an ongoing rebellion in [[United Eddenarah]] perpetrated by the [[Next Jimmy]] group. It is led by [[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]], the self-appointed "Next Jimmy" and successor to King [[Jimmy XIX]] (ruled 1890-1895).
== History ==
=== Background ===
While the group has existed since the downfall of the Marricopran Monarchy in 1918, during the [[World History#Second Apocalypse|Second Apocalypse]], this was the first major uprising. The group pushes for the return of the Marricopran Monarchy.
=== Start ===
The first protest was in [[Machrannah Square]], the capital of Eddenarah. The protest included an estimated two thousand people. After the protest was brought down by the cops, Marricopran president [[Abrion Happlar]] begged [[Fictia]] to help with the uprising. The official speech made by Abrion said "Democracy is important for the progression of people! We must never reinstate such an autocratic society. We can never have another King [[Salamandario]]! Freedom for the people - freedom for the world! Down on the aristocracy! And please - help us fund the Election of '74!". Shortly after this, Happlar announced his candidacy for the [[Marricopran 1974 Presidential Election]], with the slogan "Vote Happlar: Together, we'll make Marricopra the home of democracy!".
=== Fictian Support ===
Meanwhile, Fictia put up (in true [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] style) a large sign saying "Yes!" as well as sending over Fictian diplomat [[Hugh Loquax]]. James sent a letter to Fictian monarch [[George VII]] about the irony of Fictia, a monarchy, aiding Eddenarah to overthrow a monarchy, as well as seizing the [[Department of Sending Letters We'd Really Rather Not But Have to for Political Reasons]]. George, confused by the situation, sent a letter to James to talk this out with Abrion, him, and George. George proposed for the Marricopran Monarchy to be re-instated but provinces retaining democratic elections, similar to in Fictia. While Fictia soon declared neutral in the situation, Fictia told Hugh to keep supporting the current Eddenaran government.
=== James Changes Strategies ===
James soon pushed for the descendants of the former Marricopran nobles to run for various positions in the government, himself running for Speaker of the People with the oddly familiar tagline "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Make_America_Great_Again Make Marricopra Great Again!]". This also caused Fictia to change sides and support this. However, Hugh told the nobles campaigning to "leave democracy alone for best results and to prevent a Homaric invasion", should they get elected.
=== HPN-Marricopra War Involvement ===
[[Oralotzo]] announced that they would use this to invade earlier on in the conflict, but later decided to stop any chance of invasion.
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The Next Jimmy Uprising was a rebellion in [[United Eddenarah]] perpetrated by the [[Next Jimmy]] group. It is led by [[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]], the self-appointed "Next Jimmy" and successor to King [[Jimmy XIX]] (ruled 1890-1895).
== History ==
=== Background ===
While the group has existed since the downfall of the Marricopran Monarchy in 1918, during the [[World History#Second Apocalypse|Second Apocalypse]], this was the first major uprising. The group pushes for the return of the Marricopran Monarchy.
=== Start ===
The first protest was in [[Machrannah Square]], the capital of Eddenarah on July 23, 1973. The protest included an estimated two thousand people. After the protest was brought down by the cops, Marricopran president [[Abrion Happlar]] begged [[Fictia]] to help with the uprising. The official speech made by Abrion said "Democracy is important for the progression of people! We must never reinstate such an autocratic society. We can never have another King [[Salamandario]]! Freedom for the people - freedom for the world! Down on the aristocracy! And please - help us fund the Election of '74!". Shortly after this, Happlar announced his candidacy for the [[Marricopran 1974 Presidential Election]], with the slogan "Vote Happlar: Together, we'll make Marricopra the home of democracy!".
=== Fictian Support ===
Meanwhile, Fictia put up (in true [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]] style) a large sign saying "Yes!" as well as sending over Fictian diplomat [[Hugh Loquax]]. James sent a letter to Fictian monarch [[George VII]] about the irony of Fictia, a monarchy, aiding Eddenarah to overthrow a monarchy, as well as seizing the [[Department of Sending Letters We'd Really Rather Not But Have to for Political Reasons]]. George, confused by the situation, sent a letter to James to talk this out with Abrion, him, and George. George proposed for the Marricopran Monarchy to be re-instated but provinces retaining democratic elections, similar to in Fictia. While Fictia soon declared neutral in the situation, Fictia told Hugh to keep supporting the current Eddenaran government.
=== James Changes Strategies ===
James soon pushed for the descendants of the former Marricopran nobles to run for various positions in the government, himself running for Speaker of the People with the oddly familiar tagline "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Make_America_Great_Again Make Marricopra Great Again!]". James was soon kicked off of the Next Jimmy group, but he didn't seem to mind. This also caused Fictia to change sides and support this. However, Hugh told the nobles campaigning to "leave democracy alone for best results and to prevent a Homaric invasion", should they get elected.
=== HPN-Marricopra War Involvement ===
[[Oralotzo]] announced that they would use this to invade earlier on in the conflict, but later decided to stop any chance of invasion.
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The 1978 Marricopran Presidential Election is an upcoming election in [[United Eddenarah]].
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!Previous: [[Marricopran 1974 Presidential Election]]
!Next:
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== Candidates ==
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![[Eeb the Elder]]
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|Undecided
|Undecided
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|1943-present
|1862-present
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|"Seriously, Make Marricopra Great Again!"
|"I've lived among them for so long I know what the people want."
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|Politician, leader of the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]], and failed candidate for the 1974 election and candidate for the 1974 election for Speaker of the People
|None, but related to the Billy Bob Dynasty
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Abrion Happlar is the current president of [[United Eddenarah]]. He is subject to the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
== Early Life ==
Abrion Happlar was born in Arachusia, Eddenarah in 1942.
== Term ==
Abrion ran for president in the [[1970 Marricopran Presedential Election]] and won. In 1973, he was subject to the still-ongoing Next Jimmy Uprising. After the start of this, he announced candidacy for the [[Marricopran 1974 Presidential Election]], with the motto "Vote Happlar: Together, we'll make Marricopra the home of democracy!". He won that election, however he announced in 1977 that he would not be running for the [[1978 Marricopran Presidential Election]].
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
''Main Article: [[Arachus Betznel]]''
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chyeve]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a Verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of Tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the [[Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame]] of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame|Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame]], which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
''Main Article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the [[Spire Realm]]. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
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They say the world began in a place known as the Valley of Priyoriya. Long before the oceans rose, and the valleys shattered, it was the place that legends are built around: where ancient battles were fought, where long-gone heroes earned their titles, and where all of that was a bygone era, and prosperity reigned. They called it Eddenarah, a name meaning "the peace of home."
But then came the Flood.
== In the Very, Very, Very Beginning ==
The world was all one continent. Seseco, and Mocze, and places even as far away as what the fools of today call Northern Odorslat - all were bunched up together in one large landmass that records indicate was called "Pryr" - likely the precursor to Priyoriya. Scientists say humanity began on modern-day Mocze, but the legends tell of several great wars (and archaeology concurs that there were, at the very least, sharp, pointy things in the area) and in the end a large settlement in the Free Land of Marricopra, the remnant of a once-great Kingdom.
The natives call the area Eddenarah, which brings us back to the legend.
The Eddenarans speak of seven Great Wars, each more spectacularly gory than the last. Each was ended by its own Great Hero, but natives seem only to remember the first name of the last one: Machrannah, who apparently united the peoples of the area into one. Eddenaran tales tell of a great city sandwiched between the mountains of Odorslat and the Priyor Mountains - the area called the Valley of Priyoria.
It was an almost horribly lush land, greatly conducive to the growing of all manner of plants, the breeding of all manner of animals, and the thriving of a civilization to rival all that came before and after... until disaster struck.
== The Flood ==
The end of the world as Eddenarah knew it came in the form of a massive asteroid collision. It shattered the continents, created the Centrius Basin, and most importantly, made way for the greatest disaster then known to mankind: the Flood. The Hydropocalypse.
Even worse, it split Eddenarah in two.
The Priyor side, at least, stayed united, but the Odorslat mountains and a scrap of land there ended up on the north side of the channel created by the collision.
So much land was lost. Mocze, a sacred land to the Order of the Everlasting Fire, drifted far away. The Order left soon after, on a large fleet of boats that no one ever heard from again. Seseco, along with a large amount of valuable materials, drifted even farther, and then split from Del Sacarmo, stranding the people there.
The area of the collision filled with water, and was inhabitable for many centuries afterwards.
== Post-Flood ==
All that is known of this time is chaos. Etchings in rocks show images of pillars of fire descending from the heavens, of great clouds of dust spreading across the land, and lots and lots of screaming stick figures. Many in Eddenarah would rather deny this time existed - they were, after all, the greatest power in the world; why ''shouldn't'' they have been able to cope with it?
But then the dust cleared. The new coastlines were mapped. And Eddenarah began a new chapter of its history.
== The Beginning of Known Time ==
''Main Article: [[Arachus Betznel]]''
They created a statue of him, right in the middle of their city. Even today, it's still visible, if worn down. A man in a fluttery, sweeping cloak, standing atop a large clock, and pointing North, as if to acknowledge their brethren across the channel.
The Father of Time. Sometimes merely Father Time.
But to those who knew him best, he was merely Arachus Betznel, a man who made clocks and had the bright idea of deciding to designate the date of his birth as Year One, Day One.
Soon family and friends adopted it, an uncle of his made a calendar, and 52 years after the Flood, Priyor-Eddenarah celebrated its first New Year's on the first day of the month of Adarus.
The people declared Arachus their leader, and he and his time-making family set to work creating clocks, calendars, and an extensive written history of their city.
And so Eddenarah prospered.
== Whatever Happened to Odorslat? ==
The people of Odorslat - for that was when they named the area - became bitter. Of ''course'' those cursed Priyoriyans didn't attempt to make contact. Of ''course'' the Priyorians got the better side of the valley.
Odorslatian Eddenarah became a weary, angry people. They accustomed themselves to the cold, but with great grumblings and murmurings. They hunted in the mountains above them, and there found their true calling: military. So Odorslat organized its armies, and they conquered the peoples in the mountains above them.
They were an angry people, but they, too, thrived.
== Interlude ==
One day they realized the Priyor mountains had moved, and they got mad.
Then they realized this didn't really mean anything.
Except for Jimmy.
Because Jimmy now had to walk 5 miles between his house and his work.
But nobody cared about Jimmy.
== The People of the Lobster: circa 543 AY ==
Across the Vizantus Strait flourished a land of lobster-worshiping peoples. They had received the brunt of the collision, but came to accept it as the fate the Great Nephrops had handed them, and continued to serve him with fear, trembling, lemons, parsley, and butter sauce (as befits a lobster).
The Lizard-fearing peoples of Eddenarah didn't like them, and so went to war over the Centrius Archipelago, because they both thought that inhabitable islands in the middle of a nearly circular sea made for a perfectly dramatic location for a shrine. The wars lasted several hundred years, and while Eddenarah had the upper hand at first, the Lobsterites gradually improved. When they unified under the name Children of Nephrops then they routed Eddenarah off of the islands.
In year 543 AY (Arachus years), the Homaric Pact laid claim to the islands, built a giant shrine, and posted several hundred armed guards outside.
Eddenarah took the hint, though they were very salty about it.
== What We Mere Mortals Call the Dark Ages ==
''Main Article: [[Dark Ages]]''
Between the 543 and 826 AY, the only nation that managed to flourish were the Children of Nephrops (they said this proved that Great Nephrops was superior to all other gods; the Eddenaran Delegation then sicced several thousand lizards on them and said they didn't do it).
The people of Mocze became very religious; the people of Odorslat had so many civil wars it wasn't even funny (especially the War of the Fluffy Unicorns); Del Sacarmo over-farmed itself and suffered through exactly 12,391 sandstorms; Gusmoas flooded again and again and again; and Eddenarah had a problem by the name of Jimmy.
== The Jimmy Rebellion ==
I will write about this later.
== Marricopra Enters the Stage: 830-992 AY ==
In 830 AY, Eddenarah, restyled the Kingdom of Marricopra, and led by King Jimmy the 9th, invaded its entire continent, and then sent a large delegation to the Children of Nephrops (CoN) just to say "HA!" The CoN sent more troops to the Great Island of Nephrops, but Marricopra merely smiled at this.
The new Kingdom sent delegations to Odorslat - then the Empire of the Knitted Socks. Odorslat didn't know what to think of this, and were at first very angry for how ''long'' it took Eddenarah to contact them, but now that Marricopra was offering money and access to warmer lands, the Empire jumped at the chance to create an alliance. Marricopra not-so-subtly hinted that they wanted the Knitted Socks troops, and the Empire took the bait, sending one hundred thousand soldiers south to what is today known as Altar.
While preparing for an invasion of Centrius (which was at this point really just a matter of pride), Marricopra distracted everyone by sending most of ''their'' army to Seseco to help the long-gone Verst Empire with their civil war. As soon as this was over, they quickly jumped at the chance for an alliance, "borrowed" another hundred thousand troops, and set off for their grand invasion out of Altar.
== Everyone Goes to War ==
(For reference, it is about 992 AY.)
The Empire of the Knitted Socks (Odorslat) set their sights even farther northward but encountered impressive resistance from the people of Smiggity-smoogity. This started another war, which Marricopra did not care about.
Del Sacarmo finally had the sense to make boats, restyle itself the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and set out for Seseco. They claimed a small plot of land on the coast and immediately began farming. The Verst Empire declared war, but the KoPWARToD set up a REALLY big sign that simply said "NO."
Because Verst didn't really care about the land, they let them be.
Mocze had a problem in that everyone there loved to light things on fire for No Good Reason, and so while there wasn't much habitable land to begin with, there was even less now. Right in the dead center of the continent was the barren headquarters of the Order of the Everlasting Flame, which wasn't strictly a country but no one dared touch it. Because if they did, they might just find their supplies mysteriously set aflame. Mocze became known as a land of barbarians - even more so than Odorslat - and so they all hunted and starved themselves nearly to extinction.
Except for that one scrap of land in the North. They were too close to Seseco for anyone to care.
Guzmoas was only barely recovering from the 33rd Flood of 993 AY when Marricopra sent some soldiers and resources and said, "knock yourself out." This created a small Marricopran-Guzmoan population that had an odd sense of patriotism for both countries, declared war on itself, and otherwise created a distraction for the world and themselves while Marricopra executed its grand plan.
In 995 AY, Marricopran, Verst, and Odorslatan soldiers laid seige to the Great Island of Nephrops. The CoN responded with the full might of their army, while Marricopra called in favors to almost ''everyone'' (except for the Order). It was the bloodiest war since the Seventh Great War of Eddenarah, and nearly ended in stalemate, except that Marricopra finally let the Order help, and they set fire to the CoN's capital.
The CoN surrendered, Marricopra celebrated by demolishing the Great Shrine, and Guzmoas only then realized that they had missed out on a "truly epic war," (according to Marricopran historian Aba Laba Baba).
== The Golden Age of Almost Everyone: 1000-1206 AY ==
For the next two hundred years, Marricopra had control of the whole continent of Pryr, as well as Centrius, and the moderately sized desert-y island of Ustrusus. They turned their attention inward, building up their infrastructure, creating an education system, and actually stopping politicians from creating nonsense laws that did nothing but give them money. They also opened trade with the new nation of Tressene (which they pretended hadn't declared independence from them), gave financial support to Odorslat as it finally overthrew Smiggity-smoogity, and gave the Order some money for their trouble helping in the Really Big War.
Odorslat, in the meantime, finally pushed their armies past the mountains to even colder terrain, and decided to call themselves the much more reasonable Grand Republic of Odorslat. They, too, built roads across their country, even tunneling through what had once been the forbidding mountains.
The Verst Empire had its heyday, with lots of vaguely Russian-sounding Emperors who wielded Unlimited Power (mostly) for good. They also sowed the seeds of their own demise, but that's unimportant.
Tressene basked in the glory of its newfound freedom and became known for hosting entirely too many parties (which proved detrimental to its economy not to far in the future), but with seemingly endless Marricopran support, they felt free to spend outrageous amounts of money on things such as the The Moon Looks Pretty Tonight, Why Don't We Have a Party? Festival, and the Party of the Year (a title which everyone tried to claim, but only the government-hosted ones really could).
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust - even they thrived on new, non-dusty soil.
The CoN, meanwhile, sat and sulked on its own continent, wallowing in its misery and planning its revenge.
== 1206 AY: The CoN Starts World War Three ==
On the 5th day of the month of Machrannah, one thousand, two hundred, and six years after Arachus made his calendar, the CoN very officially declared war on Marricopra, by way of a delegation of 60 (later known as, literally, the Delegation of the Sixty) and a very tasseled and calligraphied paper that, in essence, said: "you stole our land from us, so we're going to take it back, and if it means we have to kill all of yours and your allies' soldiers, then that's your problem." Marricopra responded by sending everyone of fighting age to Centrius, and they were locked in stalemate with the CoN for an entire year, until King Billy Bob the 3rd called on Odorslat for help, and they finally gained the advantage.
For a time.
However, the KoPWARToD had pity on the CoN, which had struggled for two centuries, and decided to side with them in the conflict. They didn't have a particularly large army, but they were very enthusiastic, and managed to push back the Marricopran-Odorslatian Alliance to the central island. Government entities considered calling on Tressene at almost the exact same time, but as the treasury of said nation was almost completely depleted, they "politely declined." To this day they insist so, though what they actually did was send a letter that said, in KoPWARToD style, "NO."
Seseco was embroiled in its own conflict, both aided and abetted by the Order, and eventually abandoned by the Moczen fanatics in favor of what was now being called World War Three (whatever the first had been, no one knew, but everyone knew that at least pre-Flood the whole world had been at war at some point). This created a schism within the Order, as half wanted to support the CoN's more traditional approach to warfare, but the other half supported Marricopra as they were, after all, their distant cousins (this latter half became the precursors to Gondolinius).
The two sides of the Order met at the Vizantus Strait, creating yet ''another'' stalemate.
After two and a half years of the world's most pointless war, everyone gave up. Centrius was split between Marricopra and the CoN. The Order split Mocze in two and tried not to fight over it.
== South Seseco ==
[[Seseco]], for most of it's history was fairly isolated. It's main powers were the many Norreik States and the [[Verst Empire]].
South Seseco is also a place of many inventions, the [[Traffic Signal]] (1872, [[Saint Vennes]], [[Deprivique]]), [[Printing Press]] (1450, [[Burges]], [[Grand Duchy of Burges]]) and [[Controlled Access Motorway]] (1913, [[Kvev]], [[Tornobyl]]) were all invented here.
==== The West ====
The most common legend about the formation of the [[Verst Empire]] is that a family emmigrated west from their native lands of [[Tornobyl]] to the vast, unclaimed tundra that was The North of South West [[Seseco]]. These lands were typically referred to as Chyeve meaning West of the [[Chkyiv]] (mountains). They built a small village on the coast of their new home, coincidentally close to a busy ship route. Since the Chyeve at this point was mainly unsettled the village was the perfect spot for a harbour. This shifted the main harbour for goods coming into South [[Seseco]] in the east from [[Lehaska]] to [[Early Verst]] (the name seems to have originated from the word Vestrem in Mountain Tongue, quite literally meaning "The Busy Harbour". We do not know why the mountain people had a specific word for this). This change halted [[Lehaska]]'s growth as a town and it's population has been on the decrease ever since. In the modern day, seeing as it is on a tri-border with [[Norreik]] and the [[Chyeve]] it is an unfavourable place to live.
[[Early Verst]] would continue to grow at a great pace and so did it's kingdom, the Verst Empire that now controlled most of The North of South West [[Seseco]]. In the south another power was developing.
The Grand Duchy of Burges's formation was a bit more violent. Six villages were located along the Burges Estuary and they never stopped fighting. These people who lived in the villages were probably natives but we can't be sure because people started moving west at this time. One village, Kantes built a harbour (this one came before [[Early Verst]]) and became an economic powerhouse. The other villages wanted in on this and built their own harbours. Eventually the estaury was so crowded that ships were hitting into eachother and crews of each were fighting with the others over right of way. The villages, at this point saw that fighting would only weaken them, so they joined together in 1480 to form the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] with Burges coming from the Old Fronien "Burnnionen Ges" meaning The City of Many Ports. The four further in harbours were demolished soon after.
The two sides united in 1550 to form the Chkyeb Uniate. Expansion continued eastward. In 1620 a civil war began.
==== The Jenois War of 1620 ====
Jenois was an exclave of people who remained in the Mountain Culture. They called themselves Kruchtevs (a common term used to refer to them in a negative light was "Crookies") and their capital was [[Kauter]]. [[Jenois|Jenois City]], as we know it today was an orsk catholic outpost that spoke Letique. The Kruchtevs were under severe penal laws, below is a basic rundown:
* Crookies may not buy land unless the land had been owned by another Crookie.
* Crookies may not go to school.
* Crookies could not practice religion.
* Crookies may only speak Letique.
* Crookies may not possess anything that could be used to defend themselves
* A maximum of one shop could be opened by a Crookie in any one town.
* Crookies could only shop at places owned by Crookies.
* Crookies could not ride carriages or own horses.
* So on, So forth
The first "Crookie Uprising" was actually in 1590 but it failed miserably and half of [[Kauter]] was burned to the ground. In 1620, with help from the [[Tornobyl Arms Association]] they were able to start a revolution in Kauter. The surrounding area was quickly captured and the [[Kruchtev Union]] was declared. They were followed by Deprivique, a region also descriminated against because of their Vizantian Catholic faith. Together the two new nations took over everything east of the Chkyiv Mountains. At home, the Uniate was struggling to keep the peace as a new disease called "Crookpox" (named so because many believed it was a consequence of discriminating against the Kruchtevs) was running rampant throughout the country. The [[Kruchtev Union]], [[Deprivique Republic]] and [[Letoque State]] (Puppet of Deprivique) were given fully recognised independance.
==== Reunited ====
In 1720, Letoque joined Deprivique to create the [[Holy Vizantian Union]]. The [[Kruchtev Union]] united with the [[City State of Tornve]] to create the [[New Kruchtev State]]. In 1722 the [[Grand Duchy of Burges]] reunited with the [[Verst Empire]] and in 1723 a war began.
==== War of Letoque (1723 - 1770) ====
On the 3rd September 1723 the 2nd Chkyeb Union declared war on the [[Holy Vizantian Union]] and the [[New Kruchtev State]]. At first, their attack was strong, they took over Tornve and many mountanious regions. But then winter hit.
The counteroffensive was described by a Verst survivor as "Fast and sharp". They mainly attacked at nigh tand in small numbers. The Verst army was pushed all the way back to Verst. By then Tornobyl joined the war and more reinforcements were coming from allied nations. The war went on like this for 47 years. Then they decided they would better just unite, lest lose anymore lives.
==== The East ====
Meanwhile, on the east (1530):
The wast was dominated by a few warring nations, and a city state. Let's start with the city state.
[[Torvne]] was a city state located on the south of Seseco. They were the business, trade and population hub for southern [[Seseco]] and basically the entirety of East South [[Seseco]] was under their influence. It is not known how the city actually begun but it is likely it was a few merges as it was (and still is) absolutely massive. They spoke a strange variation of the Mountain Tongue, Orsk. Because of this Orsk became the political language for everyone in South Seseco. Anyone of any importance spoke it fluently.
Immediately north of [[Torvne]] was "The [[Holy States of Tornobyl]], birthplace of [[Helle, The One True God]]". [[Tornobyl]] usually referred to the region north of the Chyev Mountains, but it is worth noting that it's identity reached down to the ends of the Chkyiv Mountains. Tornobyl was made up of 8 states, usually all fighting each other. These were [[The Prysom Kingdom]], [[Holy Vekke]], [[Kvev State]], [[Frisya Kingdom]], [[People of the Chkyiv]], [[We, of N'Thrové]], [[Grand Duchy of Nethrov]] and the [[Hanner Kingdom]]. Unification of Tornobyl was very slow and very violent. Usually there was always one main state that controlled the majority of the land. In 1530 that was The Prysom Kingdom. They went on a rampage, attacking first the [[Kvev State]], then the [[People of the Chkyiv]] and all the other states soon followed.
Their first flag has the religious worlds toward "Helle, The One True God" and also eight stars to represent the eight states.
[[File:Tornobyl flag.png|thumb|Flag of Tornobyl, it is the same to this day|center]]
===== Deprivique =====
Deprivique was the region on the ''Deprivique Peninsula'' on the very southernmost point of East Seseco. They speak Devreb there, a very english sounding language. Deprivique natives originated from somewhere along the [[Vizantus Strait]]. They left their homeland of Dovranland due to a war with some neighboring power. We don't know how long ago this was, but best historians estimate that it was during the Post Flood era.
[[File:0e5138d4-7ec9-4f38-9982-3b7a8d3af6d5.jpg|center|thumb|Mural in Petersport depicting the natives of Deprivique leaving their homeland circa 1198]]Deprivique was two kingdoms, the Grand Duchy of Hallem and the Kingdom of Leynes (now Petersport). They united in 748 to form the [[Deprivique Union]]. They were invaded by their neighbour, [[Letoque]] to the north ~912 during the [[Letoque Conquests]]. While they were independant not much notable happened.
===== Jenois =====
Today [[Jenois]] is a disputed canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] (Officially it is part of the canton [[Letoque Jenois]]) It does not have a very unique culture at all, they are basically just people from the Chkyiv Mountains who emmigrated west and met the Letoque people. Something that is notable about them is that they were hit incredibly hard during the Lacertiliitis. Almost three quarters of their population died, half of the remaining emmigrated. The city of Jenois was almost empty by 1900. They repopulated at very impressive rates, and today the region has a population of 1.4 Million.
===== Letoque =====
Letoque is and always was the dominant power in the West. The people of Letoque (Letiquain)'s origins are unknown but we think they came from the same place as the Tornoblites. The capital of Letoque is [[Saint Vennes]]. It is the second most populous canton in the [[Orsk Federation]] but has no city over one million in population. Over it's history Letoque has had a very unique take on land, similar to that of the Russian Empire. This encouraged people to spread out which is why they are significantly less dense than the other cantons.
Letoque is home to Jenois, a disputed canton in it's east.
Letoque lost land and was eventually destroyed in the [[Letoque Wars]] which lasted from 1610 - 1670 and main belligrents were the Verst Empire and Grand Duchy of Burges (GDB seceded from the Chkyeb Uniate in 1620).
==== Summary ====
South Seseco has had a history of civil wars, disease and violent wars, however it has also had times of prosperity. The "Seseco Golden Age" was the time from 1723 - 1803 both started and ended by war, but during which there was no fighting and instead inventions, discoveries and industrialisation.
== The Tressene Wars: 1206-1229 ==
The Almighty Chiefdom of Tressene split in two after the Bi-Centennial Festival, in which the country realized it had literally 2 units of its currency left, and the older 50% of the population, sick of parties, launched an assault on the Treehouse Palace (honestly, who ''wouldn't'' have a palace in a treehouse?), and started the second Gusmoas Civil War. The native population jumped into the battle, which made it incredibly unclear exactly ''who'' was on what side, and what, exactly, they were fighting for.
Eventually the lines of the conflict became clearer as the northwest section of the country called themselves the Party of the Party; the southern, coastal area named themselves Silencio (and built a bunch of factories as an In-Your-Face to the PotP); and the native conglomeration called themselves exactly that (The Gusmoas Conglomeration) and put spears covered in flags all over the former capital and glutted themselves on what was left of Tressene's resources.
Needless to say, Silencio eventually won the conflict by simply having what historians call "more stuff." They became a world power within a decade and a half of their creation, and expanded all over Gusmoas, until several native groups confined them to the southeast and Croissant Island. Which was fine by them, because they needed to work on infrastructure.
So ended Tressene, as well as the Gusmoan wars, for the next long while.
== 1281-1301: Exactly Twenty Years of Peace ==
As Silencio settled down after the war, Marricopra and the CoN rebuilt while Odorslat focused on diplomatic outreach to the KoPWARToD. This created a very close alliance between the two that lasts to this day, if only culturally (even after the eventual dissolution of Odorslat). Marricopra decided to build up its armies, and finally sent some officials to Ustrusus to manage the situation down there. They found that the island had figured the Kingdom had abandoned them, basically declared independence, and were running themselves. Marricopra decided it was okay with this, and recognized Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet as its own nation, forming close ties with it and lending lots of financial support until this became impossible.
Seseco continued to develop, expand, and have lots of civil wars during this time (see: South Seseco).
The CoN worked on building its armies and put their side of Centrius under even heavier guard, which somehow didn't make Marricopra suspicious. However, the [[Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame]] of the South kept close watch on the "Lobster Kingdom," warning Marricopra just in time for the invasion.
On Mocze, the Order struggled to rebuild after the Split, focusing more on its position as a cultural group than on their being religious fanatics. The Southern group called themselves the Ultra-Orthodox Order of the Everlasting Flame of the South, but they were the less arson-inclined group, and expanded their lands down to the coast, eventually settling there as it was much more habitable than the midland desert. In the North grew the [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame|Great and True Order of the Everlasting Flame]], which eventually took over the entire desert, building their hub around a large pit of fire, always tended by mysterious hooded figures with thick accents. Both factions blatantly ignored each other in hope of not beginning another war. This worked, but to the effect that neither sect recognized each other as ever belonging to the same religion. The North group openly allied with the CoN, and purely out of spite, the South allied with Marricopra. However, both prospered (relatively) during this time.
This was the last extended period of worldwide peace for 600 years.
== The Seventy-Three-And-A-Quarter Years War: 1301-1374 ==
For those of you who are too lazy to read: basically the three powers of the Centrius Basin were at war off and on for 73 (and a quarter!) years. This was the last major war of this type, and ended with the CoN regaining control of the islands (for now...).
In the Centrius Islands, which had since World War Three been a spot of contention across Marricopra, the CoN, and even Ashmanschkra, tensions boiled over in late 1301 AY over the ownership of the southernmost isles (which Ashmanschkra claimed for itself), and all three nations laid waste to each other. Marricopra headed straight for the CoN capital, while the CoN overran all of Centrius within a day and a half. Ashmanschkra made landfall in Pryr and surrounded the city of Deppriona (in modern-day Altar). After half a year of this, all sides realized that this type of warfare was entirely unsustainable, and called a year-and-a-half ceasefire to build up their resources.
In 1304 AY, Marricopra launched an assault on Centrius, and held and defended the island for ten years. The CoN was too busy rebuilding its capital for what was at least the third time, and so it was no difficulty for Marricopra to hold back the meager Ashmanschkri army, until 1314, when the CoN rejoined the battle, heading straight for the Marricopran capital.
It was the worst destruction the area had seen since the Flood.
Marricopra immediately moved backwards to defend their capital, and while the CoN-Marricopra conflict went on in what remained of the Valley of Pryoriya, Ashmanschkra took the islands. Marricopra eventually pushed back the CoN to the far East. The loss from this set of fighting sparked another ceasefire, this one lasting four and a half years.
This truce was broken by the CoN, who made their first stab at Ashmanschkra. This time it was successful, and they officially owned the Ashmanschrki army (Sevdrolet refused to join this war. This created a rift in the country, but more on this later) for a time. However, the Army of Ashmanschkra the Inevitable refused to be owned by any other faction, and rebelled against the CoN generals, which put a slight dent in the CoN army, but mostly distracted them from the Marricopra 1326 invasion of Centrius.
Marricopra owned the islands for another 5 years, in which the CoN ''and'' Ashmanschkra banded together (ironically) to shove them out, but the Marricopran army was so large they couldn't manage this until 1332, and then Ashmanschkra turned on the CoN, and they fought it out for a few years while Marricopra went back to rebuilding and making poisons from the lizards in the only national reserve, which was overhunted anyway.
The longest ceasefire was from 1336-1343, after which Marricopra and the CoN simultaneously pulled support from the Order (both North and South). Ashmanschkra admitted defeat and decided to focus on its quickly worsening relations with the pacifist Sevdrolet. Once the Order got involved, almost everything within view was burned to the ground, Centrius became so inhabitable everyone wondered why they still fought over it, and King Vilassey of Marricopra died in battle, leaving no heirs but his niece, Nichra, who became the first Queen of Marricopra. She had little to no popular support, as she was a woman, but proved to be a brilliant strategist and brought Marricopra to an almost decisive victory at the Fourty-Fifth Battle of Great Nephrops Island, until the southern Order turned on them and Marricopra surrendered and shut its doors to the world.
The CoN claimed Centrius, renamed it the Grand Lobster Islands, and the Order went home. In 1374, the Treaty of the Lobsterites was signed (grudgingly) by CoN general Parsley and Queen Nichra, who was at the very least lauded for her dignity in the face of such a crushing defeat.
== The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455 ==
The disease technically began spreading in 1402, but given the slowness of travel at the time, it didn't spread beyond the Great and True (Northern) Order until 1406.
The One and Only Everlasting Flame apparently had microbes in them. Harmful ones. And after centuries of humans tending to the fire and its odd microbiome, they latched onto the Arch-Priests, and spread throughout the Mocze Desert's tent cities. It began with the Chief Arch-Priest, Bengellus, burning with a 106 degree fever. The next day, all four other Arch-Priests woke up with the same fever, and Bengellus broke out in hives said to burn "as if the Eternal Fire had itself showered its infernal sparks upon the skin." On the third day, Bengellus began vomiting blood. On the fourth, he died.
The four remaining Arch-Priests all exhibited the same symptoms, but not within the same time frame. Hibriz died the day the boils appeared; Porops had a fever for a week and then got the boils and coughed blood (and died) all on the same day; Caprokcil only ever had boils, which lasted a week and a half and then he died with no warning; and Nezrel had a fever for two days, boils for a week and a half, and eventually recovered with only some light scarring.
From Nezrel and the other four's caretakers, the disease spread across Mocze without warning and with no cure. Only a quarter of the Northern Order survives, and they start lighting fires in what is by then proto-Gondolinius, which spreads the disease through the southern Order like wildfire, and across the ocean to Marricopra via merchant ships. Marricopra gladly passes this on to the CoN and Ashmansckra via Altar (which has begun to rebel). All the guards on Great Nephrops Island die from the disease, but no one dares go replace them for fear of becoming infected themselves.
Centrius goes unclaimed - it is during this time that Sevdrolet goes and unofficially names it the Central Archipelago, and the name sticks.
The disease is sent north to Odorslat, but very few die as the cold climate cannot sustain the archaea-bacteria [''and yes, I'm basing the vaguely scientific nature of fireplague off of my 7th grade science class'']. What little of the disease can spread makes its way to Del Sacarmo/KoPWARToD, where it eventually dies out but destabilizes the colonial government enough for a complete overhaul, leaving the native [[Oralotzo|Oralians]] to kill the government and begin to rule themselves.
After killing about a fifth of the Marricopran population (including the monarch, but they had a direct heir), more than half of Mocze, and a sixth of the rest of the world, the disease eventually dies down in 1455, as the population had naturally immunized itself, save for a few sparse outbreaks in remote areas.
== The War of the Chicken Pie: 1507-1509 ==
''Main Article: [[War of the Chicken Pie]]''
In 1507 AY, what remained of the KoPWARToD (a small scrap of land on Seseco; now Hakha Rakhine) held the First (and only) International Baking Competition, inviting famous bakers worldwide. Among them were Gondolinius's Oragor Mentaylis, who owned the World's Largest Bakery (and nobody dared fight him on that); Sevdrolet's Jimalangang Kobrob; and the KoPWARToD's Ercal Bogefayal, whose alliance was to the Rakhine rebellion brewing up north. Upon his winning the competition, the judges had no idea what country to award the top prize to, and so (as is, of course, usual) war was declared between the KoPWARToD and Hakha Rakhine. Marricopra threw themselves into the war, angry over the loss of Ashmanschkra and Centrius centuries before (and from getting last place in the competition), and led by Queen Ingelle "the Mad."
They quickly drew out after the mysterious death of Ingelle and the ascension of King Billy Bob the Sixth, who gave the KoPWARToD several million dollars in reparations and an apology letter.
What remained of the Northern Order finally wiped themselves out by throwing themselves and their disease-ridden bodies into the war. This ended with the Treaty of the Kitchen, the formation of Hakha Rakhine and the final dissolution of the Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, and the subsequent breakout of fireplague across Seseco.
== The Second Fireplague Epidemic: 1509-1576 ==
The Seseco epidemic ended within a few months (see: the first fireplague epidemic and how that worked on Odorslat), but spread back south to Mocze via merchants from Santa Marino and then to Gondolinius, who sent diseased persons to Silencio and Marricopra out of spite (remember - they had their beginnings as religious fanatics). The two almost declared war in return, but then half of their armies fell ill and they decided otherwise.
This epidemic went off and on for the next seventy years, with each breakout having epicenters in oddly diverse places, among them being the new Hakha Rakhine, the southernmost 2 blocks of a city in Odorslat, and Croissant Island. This epidemic ended with the Blizzard to End All Blizzards, which lasted exactly 3 days but was enough to kill the archaea-bacteria worldwide. The disease was confined to the We Hate Fire Quarantine Hospital, which was set up in the Mocze desert over the original site of the fire to ensure no one lighted it again.
I would say there was peace from here on out, but there isn't, because this was when I remembered that tectonic plates were a thing.
== The Split of Ashmanschkra and Sevdrolet: 1599 and a couple years after that ==
The large, desert-y island of Ashmanschkra-Sevdrolet, named after the two people groups that lived there, was situated on a fault line that became more precarious with each year after the Flood, until it finally broke apart during an earthquake and tsunami just south of the Central Archipelago, creating an event known as the Mini-Flood.
The country officially became two (it had been threatening to become so for a while), with Ashmanschkra becoming the war peoples of the west, eagerly helping Altar break from Marricopra, though the Altarians themselves didn't care too much as Marricopra provided financial support. Sevdrolet was a nation of pacifists, and remained strictly neutral in all the Central Basin conflicts, though it formed close ties with the CoN. They became known for their art, and hated being invaded. However, seeing as they had no army, this happened over and over despite their declaring independence and creating more and more statues of famous Sevdroletis, which no one cared to take down as they actually looked quite good.
The world began to be split over "do you support Ashmanschkra or Sevdrolet?" but as neither nation had the patience to fight the other, it all came to naught and everyone stopped caring, because the islands had moved into such a location to be perfect for beach vacations and millions flooded there.
== The Economic Collapse of 1684 ==
After a little less than a century of relative-but-not-really peace, war in Skelmrelm completely demolished the economy of said country, bringing upon general economic collapse worldwide, as just about everyone depended on Skelmrelm for one reason or another.
Does this name sound unfamiliar? Odorslat had, during this time, undergone yet another civil war that led to its renaming. The citizens were relieved that they were at least not called Knitted-Socks-ians.
Skelmrelm during this time had moved past Marricopra in terms of GDP (and, in some areas, development) and become the new world epicenter, especially for the north. Gondolinius still considered Marricopra their main provider, however, and Silencio found the Kingdom easier to access. However, whatever petty disputes they had became unimportant in the face of total annihilation of all they'd worked for.
However, with the discovery of oil deposits on Sevdrolet, the world economy slowly rebuilt as nations focused southward, and then back North after the Skelmrelm war ended. By 1690, the world economy had generally stabilized.
== The 1775 Great Earthquake of Odorslat ==
This is why the mountains have two main ranges.
However, though the epicenter of this was in the mountains, aftershocks were so strong in the capital (on that bay just south of them) that it was completely demolished. This created a political split over who should rule where and how they should rebuild, and effectively ended the Republic of Odorslat as it was known.
War broke out over the ruins of Odorslat-Priyoria, ending with the Treaty of What's Left of Priyoriya that split the country in four: Skelmrelm, the Republic of Saldon, the Kingdom of the Remnant, and the [[Spire Realm]]. The Kingdom of the Remnant was basically a puppet state of both Saldon and Skelmrelm, but at different times, seeing as it was located on the ruins of Priyoriya and only populated by a few thousand, mostly scholars and archaeologists there to study and preserve what was left of the city.
Odorslat once again was no longer a world power, and Silencio began to compete with Marricopra for the title of highest GDP, until the 1794 Marricopran Revolution (see: [[The We're Sick of King Salamandario Revolution]]), after which the country turned inward to sort out its own problems.
By 1799, the world was caught in a precarious balance between Skelmrelm and Silencio, as they had no access to Marricopra's resources (except for Sevdrolet, which the Kingdom just couldn't ignore).
This resulted in a slight dip in the economy ~1800, but it eventually stabilized as Silencio began to compensate, and finally Marricopra (which had at last rid itself of Altar) reentered the world, about half the size it had been before.
== Lacertiliitis: 1837-1850 ==
The disease began among the thousands of lizard species found at Great Lacertilia National Park. Still no one knows exactly which species spread it to humans, but the story goes like this: shopowner Tylline Tortatolus and his family visited the park in Firbicus 1837, and three weeks after returning, his wife died. Within the next two days, both of his children complained of pain in their mouth, throat, and stomach. Two days later, they died.
Tylline lasted long enough to tell his neighbors of the strange occurrence, and then died in the home of musician Vollus Senddarry. The disease spread from the Senddarry household across the small town of Markpinne. The disease made it via caravan to the capital, and spread quickly through the population there. Then-Queen Nichra III soon realized what was happening and enforced a quarantine in the northeast part of the city, but not before boats carrying timber - the country's main resource - had reached Saldon, Gondolinius, and Oralotzo, spreading the disease there too.
Soon testing was performed in the King Jimmy Central Hospital, and it was found that the disease turned one's saliva to hydrochloric acid. Scientists worldwide set to work creating a vaccine, but the most they could do was prevent death, though not entirely. Certain anomalies were found in the poorer parts of the city, where most of the population had already gone through a bout of Lizard Pox, a non-fatal disease spread by the Greeg lizard. Those who had already had the Pox were naturally immune to the disease - named Lacertiliitis after the park where it originated - and so many were hired on as doctors or even merely recipients of tests. They were paid by the government for their trouble, and often hired and paid ridiculous amounts of money to take over positions unstaffed because of the epidemic.
Throughout the rest of the world scientists worked aggressively on creating a vaccine, or, in the case of Ashmanschkra, spreading Lizard Pox to as many citizens as possible. Because of this, most of the population had a natural immunity to Lacertiliitis by 1848. It is considered one of the most effective public health initiatives to date.
Saldon and Skelmrelm teamed up to create a semi-effective vaccine, which forced out the virus by the second day, often leaving people on the brink of death but at least alive. They took to spreading numbing shots among their population, which at least prevented the pain caused from the acidic saliva. The vaccine was spread with the Kingdom of the Remnant, which consented to being absorbed into Skelmrelm, but the Spire Realm told themselves they could "handle this."
They were all dead in three weeks.
Gondolinius learned to work with the disease, and the hot climate created its first mutation, spread by melted cells. This resulted in a burning sensation throughout the body, which the Southern Order (now a strong theo-political presence in the area) promoted as a religious experience, not knowing how deadly the disease was. Lacertiliitis and the "Fire of the Heavens" mutation spread even more rapidly throughout Gondolinius and eventually to the abandoned We Hate Fire Hospital, which still had the remains of fireplague all over it. The Imperialist Party of Gondolinius set up an initiative to promote the quarantining of sick individuals. The Southern Order fought back against this relentlessly, creating a split in the general population over whether or not the "Fire of the Heavens" phenomena was a religious experience or a serious medical condition. Those who considered it religious were eventually put in a mental hospital during the Second Apocalypse, and the rest ran away to the desert.
That aside, the disease died out in the urban parts of Gondolinius, but thrived in the rural areas around the Fireplague hospital, which created it's own problem, but more on that later...
In the CoN, where the disease was spread from Marricopra via Sevdrolet and the oilfield workers there, the disease also mutated, creating something similar to the "Fire of the Heavens" bacteria, but instead causing only the skin to burn and dry out. This version wasn't completely fatal, even though Lizard Pox wasn't prevalent among the CoN. It was thought that the melting of the cells in the unceasing heat lessened the effects, but the disease was eradicated in 1845 due to a spike in heat and a drought, and so was never able to be studied.
By 1850, the disease had calmed down worldwide (except for Gondolinius, but that's next).
== Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown: 1895-1901 ==
The worst pandemic known to mankind. It began in what was renamed the Great Imperial Quarantine Hospital in central Gondolinius (the site has once again been abandoned, and is no longer owned by the country), where the archaea-bacteria known as fireplague had lain dormant on all the abandoned tools, beds, and especially in the indent in the floor that had once been the One and Only Everlasting Flame. As Lacertiliitis patients flooded in, using all the infected equipment and lying in the fireplague-infested beds, the two diseases began to combine, resulting in the first case of what was known, rather creatively, as "Lacertiliitis-fireplague."
The first recorded patient was Appap Nipzap, a dockworker, of southern Gondolinius. He first reported a 106-degree fever - the universal signal of fireplague - and the next day his skin turned red, and he was said to claim it "burned worse than the Fire of the Heavens" (a disease he had, at first, survived). Three days after first reporting a fever, the red receded, turning into small boils that bled. After five days he appeared to be recovering, until he reported the signifying mouth-esophagus-stomach pain that came with Lacertiliitis.
After a week, he finally coughed up blood and died.
The new mutation spread throughout the hospital faster than even the Fire of the Heavens, apparently being more contagious than any previous strain (spread via touch), leaving only two survivors - very pregnant women - who had a strange natural immunity.
Lacertiliitis-fireplague spread slowly south and then trickled through the poorer, non-immune southern Gondolinius population. Before the Gondolinian government could figure out what was happening, thousands of carriers, sick, and healthy alike had boarded boats to Gusmoas and Oralotzo, one of the world's least populated areas. This mass exodus became the downfall of Imperial Gondolinius, but not quite yet.
The sick aboard the Gusmoas-bound boats all died on the way, and only four remained and made it to land. They set fire to the boats they came on and as they incorporated themselves into the Silencian population, millions more died. The several dozens remaining declared themselves Gods and fled into the mountains, only to be discovered nearly a century later by the Orsk Federation. Silencio collapsed, utterly and completely, and the land became inhabitable, overrun by plants, weeds, and rabid animals.
On Del Sacarmo, which was still dry and dusty from the sandstorms that plagued them almost a thousand years ago, received the refugees with open arms, only to kill three-quarters of the population. Only those in the North survived, quarantining themselves.
The Orsk Federation received the disease via shipments from Santa Marino, and only went into lockdown after half of the population had been killed.
Sometime during this the disease makes its way to Marricopra, where it kills King Jimmy the Nineteenth (and last), sending the Kingdom into upheaval.
By 1896 the whole world is in lockdown, save for Odorslat, which can't sustain itself very well and goes to war. Saldon and Skelmrelm begin a decades-long war over the general control of Odorslat, which is slowly starving to death.
Skelmrelm decides to send all of its scientists to the Central Archipelago, and other countries follow suit. The Shrine of the Great Star Lobster becomes a giant lab, with everyone working according to their own time zone schedule so work is always being done. In 1897 a vaccine is created by a team of Skelmish, Altarian, and Sevdroleti scientists.
By 1901, the vaccine is distributed worldwide and rebuilding begins.
Until the Second End of the World comes.
== The Second Apocalypse: 1906 ==
For a land inhabited by a religious group whose only claim to fame was that they started fires incessantly, there was only one Fire War.
There were 12 - exactly twelve, and three were children - members of the Northern Order left. They lived a little North of the We Hate Fire Hospital, in tents, and obsessively lit up random patches of desert.
Every year they got more and more mad at the financial support lent to the Southern Order and those who defected from the North, until they were all positively boiling with anger and in 1906 set fire to the capital of Gondolinius. Gondolinius assumed it was Marricopra - as they were prone to do, after the Seventy-Three-and-A-Half-Years War - and declared war on the very weakened kingdom.
And then it happened.
The fires, as it turned out, were ''still'' full of fireplague - somehow - and within a week both Gondolinius and Marricopra had a full-fledged outbreak on their hands. Gondolinius gave Marricopra a half-hearted apology and then returned to declare war on the Northern Order.
But there were only 12 in the Order, and Gondolinius was still angry and so turned on itself and the Southern Order allies in Marricopra.
So began the Fire Wars, with the Southern Order lighting anything aflame that stood in their path. At one point, they appeared to be gaining the upper hand, but then half of them came down with the newest Lacertiliitis-fireplague mutation.
Though much of the world was vaccinated, the vaccine only worked on the 1895 strain, and those who had had Lizard Pox previously only had a 3-in-5 chance of recovery.
From Marricopra the new strain spread to Altar, then to Ashmanschkra. From Gondolinius it went to Gusmoas, Santa Marino, and then to Seseco.
Nowhere was safe anymore: the heat couldn't melt the diseased cells, and the cold couldn't kill them.
The Fire Wars became an absolute farce, with no real end to them after the Gondolinian Emperor died of the plague. The Order was considered once and for all extinct, though it was rumored that members were still strewn worldwide, lighting fires in secret. Altar was so crippled by the plague and war effort that they consented to being owned by Ashmanschkra for a time. However, the Ashmanschkran government finally collapsed, for once and for all, ruined by internal fighting and the overabundance of Greeg lizards.
Sevdrolet was finally overrun by the CoN, but then they all got sick. Sevdrolet had no official government after they all died of the plague, and the CoN retreated into itself, eventually being renamed the HPN. The Odorslatian governments survived; however, both were severely weakened and broke out into a few civil wars that all ended in painful deaths for all parties involved.
Gusmoas continued to have no contact with the outside world, becoming increasingly more superstitious and oddly religious, founding the Church of the Party People in the Trees. The Basilica of the Treehouse was built on the ruins of the Palace of Tressene. The mountain people built a massive temple to their founders, which is actually quite beautiful - adorned with intricate carvings, reflecting pools, and floating candles, etc - that still stands today. They call it the First Wonder of the Modern World, and honestly, who can dispute that?
Seseco had... problems (see: South Seseco). Oralotzo was almost completely wiped out, but a few thousand survived. They decided to work on re-fertilizing their soil, and only had contact with Skelmrelm.
And the Kingdom of Marricopra, ruled by King Bantramus II, finally collapsed.
With that ended the world's Second Age, and in 1920, Skelmrelm declared that the Second Apocalypse was over.
So began the Third Age.
== Chapter One ==
Deep in the deserts of Skelmrelm-owned Mocze, there live the remnants of the once-great Order of the Everlasting Flame, a bizarre offshoot of the Fire Salamander branch of Lizardism (name subject to change). There are maybe a hundred of them, but already they have lit a new Fire, and created yet another tent city around it. There is no fireplague. Yet. As their community grows once again, archpriest Hprezar Rho begins a new tradition for this, his Order. He abhors the practice of random setting-things-aflame, and declares that all Fires must be lit only in specially designated sacred places. It being the New Year, Rho names today the day he will begin spreading his Fire around the world, and beginning his purge of the Unholy Fire. "Whoever you are, wherever you are, you cannot hide your Fire from us. The Order takes its job seriously, and by the end of next year, we will have rid the world of this desecration of that which is holy," Rho states in a letter sent to Skelmish officials. "We are coming for you, your family, and your cows. Expel the unrighteous flames from your community and lands. We come with the Holy Fire; you need only wait. Do not try to light it yourself. We will know."
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[[File:Flag of Oralotzo.png|thumb|The flag of Oralotzo.]]Oralotzo is a democratic country on the Oralian continent. Its official name is New Oralian Republic of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust. It was preceded by the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]].
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!Country Name
!Oralotzo
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|Capitol
|[[Tsoje]]
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|Exonyms
|[none yet]
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|Endonyms
|Oralotzo, Tzojepa,
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|Endonym Meaning
|"Great World", "Big Great Place"
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|Denomonym
|Oralian
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|Ethnicities
|Oralian, [[Eddenarans|Eddenaran]],
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|Religions
|[[Oralian Spiritualism]], [[Christianity]]
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|Languages
|Oralian
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|Population (1975)
|2,678,050
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|Currency
|[[Coppalet]]
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|Time Zone
|UTC +2
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|Date Format
|yy/dd/mm
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|Driving Side
|Right
|-
|Abbreviation
|ORL
|}
== History ==
=== Before Oralotzo ===
==== Non-Unified Tribes (before 1-992) ====
In ancient times, Oralotzo was ruled by many non-unified tribes in the nation's various counties. In fact, most of today's counties are still identified by the tribes border's. Many lived in small city states, which were walled-in cities ruled by various kings and queens.
==== Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust (992-1509) ====
''Main Article: [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust]]''
The Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust, often abbreviated "KoPWARToD", was the first city state to unify all of [[Del Sacarmo]]. The nation was forced into expansion by various dust storms in their home city, [[Tsoje]], thus their name. They captured the city of [[Bogeva]] and there learned the secret to seafaring boats, therefore giving them the ability to conquer the rest of Del Sacarmo. They then spread to [[Seseco]], had some wars, and established ties with the [[Children of Nephrops]] and the people of [[Odorslat]]. The nation later fell in 1406 due to instability and the [[fireplague]], becoming one of the world's first representative democratic nations. However, the colony on [[Seseco]] later survived until the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
=== Early Oralotzo (1408-1920) ===
Early Oralotzo had little problems, for three centuries. However, they did support [[Hakha Rakhine]] in their independence war against the Kingdom in Seseco.
==== Lacertiliitis Pandemic (1838-1850) ====
Between 1838 and 1850, Oralotzo was somewhat hard hit by the Lacertiliitis pandemic. This is how much of the Edenarrahan population reached the area. In 1850, the pandemic ended and much returned to normal. Oralotzo also started the National Health Burea after this pandemic.
==== Second Lacertiliitis Pandemic and the Return of Fireplague (1897-1901) ====
For much of the early fireplague-Lacertiliitis pandemic, Oralotzo was majorly unaffected, due to it being mainly concentrated in [[Gondolinius]]. When two boats of refugees reached Oralotzo, they were greeted with open arms- however, much of the population died. Despite striking hard Oralotzo, the north area was largely ignored by the pandemic and a new cult of the spirit Laci became very popular and the nation became somehow immunized, ending the pandemic in the area. The cult of Laci stayed in power, and its leader, who changed his name to Lacitzo, was elected president in 1900 and was re-elected twice over the next coupe of years, finally ending his long term in 1923, with his death.
==== Second Apocalypse (1906-1950) ====
Oralotzo was very hard hit by the second apocalypse, leaving only about a thousand left. These thousand discovered that the fireplague in the pandemic could be used to re-fertilize the soil, and thus set to work. This continued even after Lacitzo's death, until 1950, when then-president Yatzo Laciya decided that they didn't need to care about it anymore.
=== Modern Times ===
Ever since, Oralotzo has been pretty much ignoring all wars and has been extremely peaceful. In 1973, Oralotzo announced plans to support the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] in their [[HPN-Eddenarah War|war against Eddenarah]]. They fought in the war until 1977, where they retreated their troops.
== Geography ==
Oralotzo takes up the entirety of [[Del Sacarmo]]. Meanwhile, their colony of [[New Ehtje]] takes up the western area of New Ehtje, bordering [[Fictian Empire|Fictia']]<nowiki/>s colony to the south-east. All of Ortalor's territory is grassy, though some of it is somewhat cold.
== Economy ==
Oralotzo's main exports are wood and oil. Oralotzo also produces a lot of gravel, however they choose not to sell it with foreign countries. Past trade deals have been [[Oralian Import of Timber from Chechnyoslovenia|with Chechnyoslovenia]] and [[HPN-Oralian Military Supply Agreement|with the Homaric Pact Nations]]. The official currency of Oralotzo is the [[Coppalet]].
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James Nostrolqash, full name "James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash" is an Eddenaran politician. He is notable for leading the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
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|[[Salamandario]]: ancestor
|Usay Nostrolqash
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== Early Life ==
James was born in [[Yamaha]], a suburb just south-east of [[Machrannah Square]]. He did not get much schooling, however in the three years of education he did receieve (1952-1955, from when he was nine to twelve) he learned and was inspired by the [[World History|Jimmy Rebellion]] and his ancestor, the infamous King [[Salamandario]].
== Adult Life ==
As an adult he did not get a job and instead led a life of the luxury he somehow got, apparently from a sunken ship off the coast of Western Eddenarah. In early 1973 he picked up the book [[Abrion Happlar: Or, A History of An Idiot]] from a book shop and read it thoroughly and in the end agreeing with the book. He developed his own theories about how the presidency had to be overthrown and replaced by a monarchy in order for order. His theories were well-loved by the [[Next Jimmy]] group, who soon hired him as their new leader. He then perpetrated the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]], starting it on July 23rd, 1973.
=== During the Next Jimmy Rebellion ===
''Main Article: [[Next Jimmy Uprising]]''
During the Next Jimmy Uprising, James planned and carried out various protests. In 1973 he seized the [[Department of Sending Letters We'd Really Rather Not But Have to for Political Reasons]] and began to use it for sending letters to [[George VII]] and [[Abrion Happlar]]. He also announced candidacy for the [[Marricopran 1974 Presidential Election]]. In late 1973, just before the 1974 election, he decided to change strategies and pushed for descendants of or the actual former Marricopran nobles to run for various positions for the government. He himself announced candidacy for Speaker of the People, and was promptly booted out of the Next Jimmy. He also lost the election for Speaker of the House.
=== After the Next Jimmy Uprising ===
In 1977 he announced candidacy for the [[1978 Marricopran Presidential Election]].
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Yamaha is a suburb of [[Machrannah Square]], which it is just south-east of.
== Notability ==
Yamaha is the hometown of [[James Nostrolqash]].
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This is a list of all rulers of [[United Eddenarah]] and its predecessors.
== Before Arachus ==
[[Machrannah]] (date of rule unknown)
== First Known Rulers ==
[[Arachus Betznel]] (ruled: 25-60)
== Dynasty of Billy Bob ==
[[King Billy Bob I|Billy Bob I]] (ruled: 430-547)
== Dynasty of Jimmy ==
[[Jimmy I|Jimmy IX]] (ruled: 820-840)
[[Jimmy X]] (ruled: 840-907)
[[Billy Bob III|Jimmy XI]] (907-960)
[[Billy Bob IV|Jimmy XII]] (960-995)
[[Jimmy XIII]] (995-1000)
== New Dynasty of Billy Bob ==
[[Billy Bob II]] (1001-1080)
[[Billy Bob III]] (1200-1235)
== Dynasty of Villasey ==
[[Vilassey I]] (1330-1343)
[[Nichra I]] (1343-1400)
[[Nichra II]] (1400-1435)
[[Vilassey II]] (1435-1450)
== Third Dynasty of Billy Bob ==
[[Ingelle]] (1500-1508)
[[Billy Bob VI]] (1508-1550)
[[Salamandario]] (1750-1794)
== Dynasty of Nichra ==
[[Nichra III]] (1835-1860)
== "Industrial" Dynasty ==
[[Jimmy XIX]] (1890-1895)
== Bantramus Dynasty ==
[[Bantramus I]] (1895-1910)
[[Bantramus II]] (1910-1918)
== Presidency (1919-now) ==
[[Halabul Alar]] (1919-1914)
[[Abrion Happlar]] (1970-present)
[[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]] (disputed, 1973)
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This is a list of all rulers of [[United Eddenarah]] and its predecessors.
== Before Arachus ==
[[Machrannah]] (date of rule unknown)
== First Known Rulers ==
[[Arachus Betznel]] (ruled: 25-60)
== Dynasty of Billy Bob ==
[[King Billy Bob I|Billy Bob I]] (ruled: 430-547)
== Dynasty of Jimmy ==
[[Jimmy I|Jimmy IX]] (ruled: 820-840)
[[Jimmy X]] (ruled: 840-907)
[[Billy Bob III|Jimmy XI]] (907-960)
[[Billy Bob IV|Jimmy XII]] (960-995)
[[Jimmy XIII]] (995-1000)
== New Dynasty of Billy Bob ==
[[Billy Bob II]] (1001-1080)
[[Billy Bob III]] (1200-1235)
== Dynasty of Villasey ==
[[Vilassey I]] (1330-1343)
[[Nichra I]] (1343-1400)
[[Nichra II]] (1400-1435)
[[Vilassey II]] (1435-1450)
== Third Dynasty of Billy Bob ==
[[Ingelle]] (1500-1508)
[[Billy Bob VI]] (1508-1550)
[[Salamandario]] (1750-1794)
== Dynasty of Nichra ==
[[Nichra III]] (1835-1860)
== "Industrial" Dynasty ==
[[Jimmy XIX]] (1890-1895)
== Bantramus Dynasty ==
[[Bantramus I]] (1895-1910)
[[Bantramus II]] (1910-1918)
== Presidency (1919-now) ==
[[Halabul Alar]] (1919-1924)
[[Abrion Happlar]] (1970-present)
[[James "Jimmy" Salamandario Nostrolqash]] (disputed, 1973)
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The Next Jimmy, also officially the Secret Organization for Another Jimmy (S.O.F.A.J.) are an [[United Eddenarah|Eddenaran]] activist group. They believe in overthrowing the democracy of United Eddenarah and reinstating the old Marricopran monarchy.
== Beliefs ==
They believe in overthrowing the democracy of United Eddenarah and reinstating the old Marricopran monarchy. They often use riots and allegedly assassinations to get their way.
== History ==
=== Founding ===
After the fall of the Marricopran monarchy in 1918 during [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|the Second Apocalypse]], with the death of [[Bantramus II]] due to [[lacertiliitis]]-[[Fireplague|fireplague,]]<nowiki/>many people in Eddenarah were worried about what was to become of the monarchy- all of Bantramus' descendants (his wife, [[Regine XXXIV]], and his two sons, [[Bantramus III]] and [[Jimmy XX]]). Many were happy when it was announced that a presidency would be instated instead, however some were disappointed, believing that Eddenarah could have no order unless the monarchy was back.
=== Assassination of Halabul Alar ===
In the wake of the first president of United Eddenarah, [[Halabul Alar]]'s, death, the Next Jimmy quickly took control. However it was not for long, as the Eddenaran army stormed into the Blank House in [[Machrannah Square]] and killed most of them. After this the group only appeared in a few blips on the news until 1973.
=== Next Jimmy Uprising ===
''Main Article: [[Next Jimmy Uprising]] and [[James Nostrolqash]]''
In 1973, they hired then-activist James Nostrolqash as their leader. On July 23rd, he perpetrated a large riot in [[Machrannah Square]], which was calmed down by cops. The group worked quickly to take control of Eddenarah, this included raiding and taking control of the [[Department of Sending Letters We'd Really Rather Not But Have to for Political Reasons]]. However, in late 1973, James decided to run for Speaker of the People and encouraged descendants of former Marricopran nobles (as well as the former nobles themselves) to also run for the government. This was met with disgust by the group and they promptly kicked James out. After this the group quieted down again.
== Notable Members ==
* [[Noirba Ingelle]], president and author of [[Abrion Happlar: Or, A History of An Idiot]]
* [[James Nostrolqash]], former president and Eddenaran politician
== Conspiracy Theory ==
Many conspiracies surround the group. The most predominant and widely-accepted theory is that they assassinated Halabul themselves. In 1953, they released an ultimatum stating, "We, the Secret Organization for Another Jimmy, will neither admit nor deny that we murdered Halabul Alar, former president of the cursed United Eddenarah."
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Billy Bob VI was a king of [[Marricopra]] from 1508 to 1550. Notably, he ruled during the Second Fireplague Pandemic and through the latter half of the [[War of the Chicken Pie]].
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| colspan="2" |King of Eddenarah
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|Born: 1477
|Died: 1550
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|Start of Rule: 1508
|Ended of Rule: 1550
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|Preceded By: [[Ingelle]]
|Succeeded By: [[Salamandario]]
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| colspan="2" |Relatives:
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|[[Bolly III]]: father
|[[Regine IX]]: mother
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| colspan="2" |[[Ingelle]]: cousin
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== Early Life ==
Billy Bob IV was born to Bolly III and Regine IX, high-ranking nobles in the Eddenaran court and descendants of [[Billy Bob III]]. He lived in [[Machrannah Square]] palace.
== Adult Life ==
As an adult, he was established Head of the Bureau of Pig-Counting and Other Intentionally Boring Things by Ingelle, during the prime of her reign. He was mad at Ingelle because of this, however this wasn't enough to want to make him take drastic action.
== Reign ==
In 1508, news reached Eddenarah that Ingelle was dead on the battlefield in the middle of the [[War of the Chicken Pie]]. Panic spread across Eddenarah. This was soon calmed by Billy Bob declaring himself the new king. To ease worries about the war, he decided to move Marricopra to the [[Kingdom of People Who Are Really Tired of Dust|Kingdom's]] side of the war, pay them several hundred thousand nocks. However, Billy Bob wasn't exactly concerned with the war, and he wasn't that made when he lost (no one was, actually). He spent a long and eventful reign on the throne until his death in 1550.
== Legacy ==
Billy Bob is still known today for doing the right thing, at least in the eyes of the Eddenaran public, during the War of the Chicken Pie. He is also known for finally abolishing the BoPCaOIBT, though later rulers found it annoying that they could no longer banish officials and other people they disliked with a seemingly important title.
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|Rule Began: 1910
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|Preceded By: [[Bantramus I]]
|Succeeded By: [[Halabul Alar]]
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|[[Legina III]]: mother
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|[[Regine XXXIV]]: wife
|[[Bantramus III]]: son
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| colspan="2" |[[Jimmy XX]]: son
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== Early Life ==
Bantramus was born in [[Machrannah Square]] on February 3rd, 1870. As a child he went to school and became very knowledgeable. At the age of 17 he began to date Regine XXXIV.
== Adult Life ==
=== As A Noble ===
While [[Jimmy XIX]] was still king, he was a simple noble. He stayed this way until 1895, when his father usurped the throne from the sickly Jimmy and he was promoted to Noble of All Nobles. In 1896 he began training for medical school, which he planned to do until his father passed the throne to him. In 1897 he had a son, Bantramus III. In 1905 he had another son, who he named Jimmy XX.
=== As a Vizier ===
In 1906, the [[World History#Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] began. Due to his extreme knowledge in disease, he was appointed vizier to Bantramus I. While many died, he was very successful in fending off the lacertiliitis-fireplague due to him realizing the effectiveness of the vaccine and how people who had previously had [[Lizard Pox]] had a natural advantage against it. But then it happened- a new strain broke out and swept through Marricopra. The vaccines did not work on most people, including his family. Jimmy XX, at the age of only two, died and a worldwide mourning period was held- he was a very sweet child. In October 1909, Bantramus then was sent to travel to [[Altar]], which at the time was ruled by [[Ashmanschkra]], to get them to leave the nation. Bantramus failed but contracted lacertiliitis-fireplague while there. All thought him to be dead, but he was miraculously cured after one night having a hallucination (or a vision, depending on who you ask) of [[Machrannah]] visiting him. That was good an all, but two weeks later, on January 19th 1910, Bantramus I coughed up all of his blood and died.
=== As King ===
This left Bantramus to become king. He installed new quarantine laws. This slowed the plague, but didn't stop it. It crept into the royal family too- his mother, Legina III, died on March 26th, 1913. Regine then died on September 6th. Finally, Bantramus III was found dead, with blood all over him and three stabs in the neck, on August 18th, 1916. This was very sad news for Bantramus. He ordered a law of extreme quarantine and the only people allowed out were people with a new vaccine or the people who set up television and radio channels, which were basically the only thing anyone could do at the time.
== Death ==
Bantramus himself finally died on January 3rd 1918.
== Legacy ==
Bantramus II is, despite being the last king of Marricopra, widely celebrated for his great handling of the pandemic and for writing a handbook for Eddenaran leaders on stopping pandemics. He is also hated by the [[Next Jimmy]] group, as they blame him with the current democratic nation of United Eddenarah.
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Bantramus II was a king of [[Marricopra]]. He ruled for eighteen years, between 1910 and 1918.
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| colspan="2" |Former king of Marricopra
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|Born: 1870
| rowspan="2" |Died: 1918
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|Rule Began: 1910
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|Preceded By: [[Bantramus I]]
|Succeeded By: [[Halabul Alar]]
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| colspan="2" |Relatives:
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|[[Bantramus I]]: father
|[[Legina III]]: mother
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|[[Regine XXXIV]]: wife
|[[Bantramus III]]: son
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| colspan="2" |[[Jimmy XX]]: son
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== Early Life ==
Bantramus was born in [[Machrannah Square]] on February 3rd, 1870. As a child he went to school and became very knowledgeable. At the age of 17 he began to date Regine XXXIV.
== Adult Life ==
=== As A Noble ===
While [[Jimmy XIX]] was still king, he was a simple noble. He stayed this way until 1895, when his father usurped the throne from the sickly Jimmy and he was promoted to Noble of All Nobles. In 1896 he began training for medical school, which he planned to do until his father passed the throne to him, due to the ongoing Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Pandemic (however, central Eddenarah was not hit very hard so he didn't need to use this skill until later). In 1897 he had a son, Bantramus III. In 1905 he had another son, who he named Jimmy XX.
=== As a Vizier ===
In 1906, the [[World History#Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] began. Due to his extreme knowledge in disease, he was appointed vizier to Bantramus I. While many died, he was very successful in fending off the lacertiliitis-fireplague due to him realizing the effectiveness of the vaccine and how people who had previously had [[Lizard Pox]] had a natural advantage against it. But then it happened- a new strain broke out and swept through Marricopra. The vaccines did not work on most people, including his family. Jimmy XX, at the age of only two, died and a worldwide mourning period was held- he was a very sweet child. In October 1909, Bantramus then was sent to travel to [[Altar]], which at the time was ruled by [[Ashmanschkra]], to get them to leave the nation. Bantramus failed but contracted lacertiliitis-fireplague while there. All thought him to be dead, but he was miraculously cured after one night having a hallucination (or a vision, depending on who you ask) of [[Machrannah]] visiting him. That was good an all, but two weeks later, on January 19th 1910, Bantramus I coughed up all of his blood and died.
=== As King ===
This left Bantramus to become king. He installed new quarantine laws. This slowed the plague, but didn't stop it. It crept into the royal family too- his mother, Legina III, died on March 26th, 1913. Regine then died on September 6th. Finally, Bantramus III was found dead, with blood all over him and three stabs in the neck, on August 18th, 1916. This was very sad news for Bantramus. He ordered a law of extreme quarantine and the only people allowed out were people with a new vaccine or the people who set up television and radio channels, which were basically the only thing anyone could do at the time.
== Death ==
Bantramus himself finally died on January 3rd 1918.
== Legacy ==
Bantramus II is, despite being the last king of Marricopra, widely celebrated for his great handling of the pandemic and for writing a handbook for Eddenaran leaders on stopping pandemics. He is also hated by the [[Next Jimmy]] group, as they blame him with the current democratic nation of United Eddenarah.
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Abrion Happlar: Or, A History of An Idiot is a book written by [[Noirba Ingelle]].
== History ==
The book was first published in January 1973. A second edition of the book was published in March 1977.
== Summary ==
The book uses many examples from [[Abrion Happlar]]'s term of how he handled the situations and pointing out what Noirba believes are flaws that he has. This is not to be trusted, as Noirba is the president of the [[Next Jimmy]], which absolutely hates the presidency.
== Effect ==
The publishing of this book caused a domino effect.
* This book was published.
* [[James Nostrolqash]] reads the book and develops his own ideas.
* James is hired president of the Next Jimmy, replacing Noirba.
* James perpetrates the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]] by causing the first riot in [[Machrannah Square]].
* Abrion Happlar announces he will run for re-election in the [[Marricopran 1974 Presidential Election]].
* James announces candidacy for the 1974 election.
* James, Abrion, and [[Fictia]]'s [[George VII]] have a meeting.
* James resigns from the presidential election in order to run for Speaker of the People and encourages other relatives of or the former nobles themselves to also run for political positions.
* The Next Jimmy kicks him out.
* Noirba becomes president again.
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Jimmy XIX was a king of [[Marricopra]].
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|Died: 1906
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|Rule Began: 1890
|Rule Ended: 1895
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|Succeeded By: [[Bantramus I]]
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== Early Life ==
He was born in Awio, Altar on August 8th, 1874. A year later his family moved to Eddenarah. He received schooling.
== Rule ==
In 1890, after a brief year of no one on the throne, he took the throne and declared himself. His one-king dynasty became known as the "Industrial" dynasty, due to him building a lot of factories and otherwise industrializing Eddenarah.
== Later Life ==
In 1895, after the outbreak of lacertiliitis-fireplague, he visited overseas to [[Gondolinius]] and contracted the disease. Thus, Bantramus I seized the throne. Jimmy recovered, but after the second bout of the plague in 1906, he died.
== Legacy ==
He is known in Eddenarah today as "The Father of Modern Times" or "The Iron/Industrial King".
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!'''Fictian Empire'''
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! State of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
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|'''Capital''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]
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|'''Largest City''': [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]] (500,000)
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|'''Demonym''': Fictian
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|'''Population:''' 5,250,000
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|'''Official Languages''': Fictian (publicly), Latin (in government)
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|'''National Anthem''': ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' by Rick Astley.
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|'''Motto''': Renovatio Imperii Fictiorum. (Latin)
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|'''Ethnic Groups:''' Sesecan 90%, others 10%
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|'''Primary Religions:''' Christianity (official) 50%, [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]] 35%, others 15%.
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|'''Major Events:'''
*Great Polar Migration: 1900-1920 (peak in 1908)
*Visit of the Time Traveller: 1973
*Foundation: 1973
*Formation of the [[GUE]]: 1976
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|'''Government:''' Absolute Monarchy
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|Emperor: [[George VII]]
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|'''Preceded by:'''
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|Sesecan Refugees
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The '''Fictian Empire''', also known as just "Fictia", is an empire on [[Septrontiland]] and [[New Ehtje (continent)|New Ehtje]], founded in 1973. It's a refugee empire made of various groups who fled from [[Seseco]] during the Second Apocalypse to a place so cold and abandoned, they figured they'd be safe. Since things stabilized in 1920, this section of the ice cap was largely composed of various warring microstates until the arrival of the mysterious Time Traveler in 1973, who united the groups and turned them into Fictia. It is one of the founding states of the [[Great Universal Empire]]
== Etymology ==
The Fictian Empire is derived from the name "Fictia", which is of completely unknown origin. The Time Traveler's suggestions (see history) are the reason the name became adopted for the new country. There is a possibility it is derived from [[Spire Realm|the Old Spirian]] word *pikshi "fake, false, mythical" though it is most likely not true.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
==== Settlement ====
Most of the territory of the modern Fictian Empire has, for almost all of history, been an unpopulated ice shelf. This only began to change in the early 1900s, when the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] caused chaos worldwide, including a collapse in many nations located on the continent of Seseco People fearing the destruction or with no place to go bought (or stole) boats and emigrated in droves, heading to the northern ice cap which the refugees figured was open land nearby, yet too insignificant for other nations to invade (or the infamous [[fireplague-lacertiliitis]] plague). This group struggled greatly to build shelters or obtain food on the tundra, and so only about 33% of the migrants are thought to have survived (or not fled) to settle.
==== War ====
In the 1920s, the settlers of the Septrontiland ice shelf had begun to unite with each other into numerous tiny nations best comparable to chiefdoms (largely due to the fact refugees from every nation on Seseco, and some from elsewhere, inhabited the area). For the next 50 years, there was continuous warfare between these unimportant chiefdoms which were ignored by literally the entire rest of the world. Some would be listed here, but the majority were failed raids and the complete history is so boring you'd likely fall asleep reading the first paragraph.
=== Foundation ===
This changed in 1973, when a mysterious figure in an extremely expensive and fancy coat appeared from nowhere and traveled between the weak chiefdoms. He visited each and every one and spoke at town meetings where he advocated for a new way of life. "Being so weak and divided is ungroovy!", he often said. "If this ice shelf unites under one country, it will be mighty and nothing can be groovier!" His arguments began to win over the chiefdoms, who agreed to cease fighting and unite under a state the mysterious time traveler (as everyone presumed from the decade-old slang) would set up. He had some extremely strange ideas: for maximum "grooviness", the nation would have to adopt a mysterious, otherworldly flag and the name of "Fictia" which was completely unheard of in the ice shelf. He insisted the identity would make the ice shelf the founder of a great and even universal empire.
The new country took form as an absolute monarchy under a complex bureaucracy that incorporated many of the formal petty chiefdom rulers. The ruler, according to the Time Traveler, had to be named "George" according to some ancient universal law, so a random baker with that name was declared the 1st Fictian Emperor. But after all of this had occurred, the Time Traveler made a comment to himself about having made "a mistake in the wrong dimension" and disappeared without a trace.
The Fictians didn't care about his vanishing though, and the new empire is determined to become powerful and fulfill the promises given to them. To secure some non-polar land, a small force was sent by ship to secure land in the newly-discovered [[New Ehtje]] (now Wyrdeland) region to the East, and there began building the imperial capital of [[Very Lengthy And Undescriptive-Named City]]. An Exarch elected by the residents of the Septrontiland ice shelf and approved by the Emperor in that region, making such distant rule a possibility. Things are looking bright for the new Empire, which is now seeking allies and vowing to "never give up, let down, run around, or desert" it's allies (lyrics from a song the Time Traveler insisted as national anthem).
=== Early History ===
Since Fictia had previously been made of pathetically weak chiefdoms, it had no military or infrastructure at its beginnings. It struggled along in this state for 2 years, but still decided to use its "power" to influence the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]] since [[Marricopra]] offered a trade alliance-advocating for a middle-of-the-road position incorporating the old aristocracy into a republic. Why the republic decided to ask a powerless absolute monarchy for assistance in staying a democracy is beyond the writer. Fictia also sent expeditions east in [[Wyrdeland]] that expanded the empire in its weak phase.
Fictia also allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and the [[HPN]] at this point, and began to get its act together with infrastructure construction in 1975. In 1976, an agreement was reached between Fictia, the HPN, and Skelmrelm to create the [[Great Universal Empire]]-an idea that is thought to have been inspired by the same mysterious prophet who founded Fictia to begin with. Fictia legally became "The State of Fictia" with this change, but continued to go by the "Fictian Empire" internally-meaning there was technically an empire inside an empire.
== Government ==
Fictia is an absolute monarchy, with [[George VII]] as the current emperor. The monarch can do anything he wants as long as it doesn't contradict existing law (this will likely become a problem...), and has direct control over the capital (which has an extremely long name) and the surrounding province of Tutus. Supporting his rule is a complex bureaucracy composing of yearly-elected local officials (for villages, towns, and city departments), imperial-appointed governors over each province (selected by the merit of local officials-or at first warring chiefs), and finally a group of ministers in charge of the imperial bureaus who are also chosen by merit.
In distant territories, the emperor is expected to appoint an Exarch who serves as a civil and military governor of the territory, with effectively unlimited power unless the emperor or law contradicts him. Exarchs are to be selected by the population of the territory in an election and then approved by the emperor (who has complete veto power), but have no fixed term lengths until they die or resign. This makes it possible for foreign territories to have self-rule and respond to invasions themselves, and helps to keep down unrest/rebellions in the Empire. The original glacier territories on Septrontiland, divided into the provinces of Frigida and Calidum, are currently organized as the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] under the rule of [[Robert Magnus]], also originally a warring chief and the most successful of them.
=== Bureaus ===
Fictia's government is headed by the monarchy as described above. The monarch also has 7 bureaus established to take some governmental roles; they hold all powers the bureaus do but each can also make its own choices and is headed by a monarch-appointed head:
* [[Bureau of People Who Love To Go Overseas And Talk With Foreign Leaders]]: Foreign Relations
* Bureau of People Who Ensure That Every Fictian is Satisfied With Their Life: Infrastructure & Quality of Life
* Bureau of People Who Do Research Behind-The-Scenes and Know All About World Affairs: [REDACTED] (but you can probably guess it's an intelligence agency)
* Bureau of People Who Advance Technology and Improve the World for the Better: Technological & Business Management
* Bureau of People Who Keep Fictia Safe From Any and All Foreign Threats: Military
* Bureau of Funding: Exactly what it says because nobody likes taxes.
* Bureau of People Who Are Bored and Just Need a Government Job For No Reason: Absolutely nothing.
[[File:Septrontiland Map.png|thumb|Map of the Exarchate of Septrontiland and provinces, cities, and resources.]]
[[File:Fictia-Wyrdeland Map.png|thumb|Map of Fictia at Wyrdeland, including provinces, cities, and resources.]]
=== Provinces ===
'''Core Fictia:'''
* Google Translatia (capital)
* South Weird Rice (a misunderstanding of Wyrde Rice)
* Non Finis
* Borogrivistan
* Domum
'''Exarchate of Septrontiland:'''
* Aspera (regional seat)
* Inanus
* Frigida
* Apicem Terrae
== Religion & Culture ==
Fictia has a strange culture. Most of the nation is influenced by [[Christianity]], which despite being a religion founded on a foreign and unknown planet is believed by half of Fictians due to knowledge that the universe is vast and likely has many more living worlds-perhaps there's even another Fictia (or 2) out there somewhere that could explain why the first Emperor George was "George VII"... The national flag is even inspired by a semi-mythological empire from this unknown world called the "Roman Empire" which was supposedly one of the first Christian states out there. A notable impact of Christian influence on the empire was [[Nicholas Claus]], an eccentric man who claims to deliver presents to the entire world every Christmas as a way to brighten the holiday.
There's also a large minority that believes in [[Coming of the Great Star Lobsterism]], which was caused by missionaries from the HPN who came to Fictia early in its history. Despite also coming from a strange and unknown world, Great Star Lobsterism isn't taken very seriously by most Fictians and largely exists due to its wacky festivals and ties to the Homaric Pact.
Outside of religious influences, Fictia is very much influenced by its polar past-more so than the time spent by the empire's forefathers in various nations of Seseco. Especially in Septrontiland, Fictians are famous for their expertise at ice sculpturing (the governor's palace in [[North Pole]] is, in fact, a glorified igloo) and the nation's greatest delicacy is hot chocolate. Over in Wyrdeland however, where conditions are more tropical, Fictia borrows from Skelmish culture in large part as an adaption to the area-there were attempts to build the national capital out of ice but they ended in the city losing all of its buildings and flooding repeatedly which nobody enjoyed. There's also some influence left over from the Time Traveler in both portions of the Empire-the most common joyful exclamation in Fictia is "groovy!"
== Economics ==
Fictia is extremely rich in oil and metal. However, the Empire lacks fish and many other important materials like gravel, which currently makes trading a necessity. The currency of Fictia is the [[nock]] for simplicity.
== Foreign Relations ==
Fictia had a trade alliance with [[United Eddenarah]]. They also are allied with [[Skelmrelm]] and [[HPN]], which led up to the GUE's formation.
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The Bureau of People Who Love To Go Overseas and Talk With Foreign Leaders (Fictian Latin: Hendrerit Populus et Quis Amor ire Transmarinas et Fabulor Cum Externorum Princeps) and abbreviated as HPQATFCEP is the [[Fictian Empire|Fictian]] diplomatic burea.
== Notable People ==
[[Hugh Loquax]], president.
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Hugh Loquax is a [[Fictian Empire|Fictian]] diplomat and president of the Fictian [[Bureau of People Who Love To Go Overseas And Talk With Foreign Leaders]].
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== Early Life ==
Hugh was born sometime in the winter of 1920, just after the end of the Second Apocalypse (though in [[Oralotzo]], the Second Apocalypse extended until 1950).
== Adult Life ==
As an adult he was known for being very persuasive. Eventually he was appointed as president of the HPQATFCEP by [[George VII]] of Fictia.
=== Next Jimmy Uprising ===
''Main Article: [[Next Jimmy Uprising]]''
Hugh made his claim to fame in 1973, where he was a leading force in Fictia's involvement in the Next Jimmy Uprising and [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
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The Department of Sending Letters We'd Really Rather Not But Have to for Political Reasons (abbreviated as DSLWRRNBHPR) is an Eddenaran department in charge of [[United Eddenarah]] sending and receiving letters to and fro the governments of other nations. It is headquartered in [[Amai]].
== History ==
=== Founding ===
The bureau was founded in 1333 by [[Villasey I]].
=== Ransacking ===
''Main Article: [[Next Jimmy Uprising]]''
During the Next Jimmy Uprising, their headquarters in Amai was ransacked by the [[Next Jimmy]] and used to send letters to [[Fictia]]. After the end of the uprising in 1974 it was rebuilt.
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Amai is a city in [[United Eddenarah]].
== Notabillity ==
Amai is notable because the [[Department of Sending Letters We'd Really Rather Not But Have to for Political Reasons]] is headquartered there.
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Halabul Alar was the first president of [[United Eddenarah]].
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Halabul Alar was the first president of [[United Eddenarah]].
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|Born: 1897
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|Term Began: 1919
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|Preceded By: [[Bantramus II]]
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== Early Life ==
Halabul was born in [[Machrannah Square]] on November 6th, 1897. He lived in a pretty poor family and often did not have enough to eat. However, he was still very kind and shared with people, and hence was a victim of malnutrition from an early age. At age three his mother was killed by [[lacertiliitis]]-[[fireplague]]. At age five their house burned down. Then matters became worse when, in 1906, the [[World History#The Second Apocalypse: 1906|Second Apocalypse]] hit, killing millions as well as his father in 1907. The ten-year-old Halabul had to take care of his younger brothers- Rufus and Billy - as well as his younger sister, Lily. Rufus and Billy died (Rufus in 1909 at age eleven and Billy in 1911 at age fourteen), but Lily survived past the pandemic.
== Adult Life ==
In 1915, at the age of eighteen, he and Lily moved into a new home three blocks down from Machrannah Square. Halabul found money by overseeing the hospital on Machrannah Square. In 1918, he lost his job due to a mini-depression in the city due to the death of [[Bantramus II]], sending the nation into disarray. Two months later however, [[Eeb the Younger]] announced his new plan for democracy in Eddenarah, and the people rejoiced. Halabul got in the election quite by accident- the name of a certain "Habalu Amar" was misspelled until a news-reporter called him on a telephone three days later. He won the election by a sweeping fifty-seven thousand votes.
=== Term as President ===
As president he led an extremely stable term. In his first term he did good distributing vaccines throughout the nation as well as into [[Altar]]. He was re-elected in 1924, and then he promptly began getting the Ashmanschkrans out of Altar. However, this was not finished due to his assassination.
== Death ==
On June 5th 1924, at the age of twenty-seven, Halabul was shot in the head by a man who was only known to the press as "[[William Wellington]]" due to his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellington_boot Wellington boots] that had the name tag "William" on them. Whether or not his actual name is William, why he murdered Halabul, or why he was wearing Wellington boots on the hottest day of the year Eddenarah had had in thirty years is unknown. Many believe he was killed by a member of the [[Next Jimmy]] group. His death was mourned but Eddenarah moved on.
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The 1975 Orsk Crisis, also known as the Letoque-Jenois-Deprivique Crisis, was a conflict in the [[Orsk Federation]]. [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships|It started]] in 1975.
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The 1975 Orsk Crisis, also known as the Letoque-Jenois-Deprivique Crisis, was a conflict in the [[Orsk Federation]]. [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships|It started]] in 1975.
== History ==
=== Beginning ===
The crisis began in the 1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships due to a shooting. While the information was originally withheld from the public, it was later revealed that the shooting was perpetrated by [[Vizantia Republik]], and other shootings occurred soon after in [[Letoque Jenois]], [[Deprivique]], and some areas of [[Tornobyl]]. Apparently, the VR tries to eradicate [[Sesecan Catholicism]] from eastern [[Seseco]], which was previously [[Vizantian Catholicism|Vizantian Catholic]].
=== After the Plowing Championships ===
The conflict became more intense in the months that followed as more shootings occurred and many revolts broke at across [[Letoque Jenois]] canton. Farmers stopped working to protest and because of this, famine swept through the canton. The government erected walls around [[Petersport]] and it was kept safe from the rebellion.
=== Orsk Federation Strikes Back ===
The Orsk Federation military began, against orders, executing Vizantian officials, and a total of fifty were killed in a period of ten days. They were kept in [[Grand Junction Prison]] until their execution. The government of the Federation tried to stop this but were unable to. Among those killed was Very Reverend [[Phillip Maine]]- an immigrant from [[Santa Marino]] who came to teach for the [[Vallinic Schools for Young Men]] programme in [[Kauter]]. Previously most people hated this, but this made things much worse.
=== Apparent End of the Crisis ===
After these executions, however, the crisis basically ended and not much was heard of about it again.
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Santa Marino is a nation on [[Mocze]]. It borders [[Saldon]] to the south.
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|President: [[Ferdinard Friarke]]
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|Capital City: [[Los Chantos]]
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|Denonym: Santamarian
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|Population: 1,876,545 (1970)
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|Official Languages: Lengua de Marino
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|Anthem: En La Pulga De Los Chantos
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|Motto: Absorbida y combinada, y más tarde diseccionada y retenida: Santa Marino para siempre.
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==History==
=== Golden Age ===
In ancient times, the city of [[Vallina]] became the capital of an empire that controlled all of Mocze, though for only a few decades. It continued to rule Santa Marino until its invasion by Verst. After Vallina lost control, the cities of [[Jensos]] and [[Los Chantos]] split off, with Los Chantos becoming the center of trade in early Mocze.
[[File:SM cities.png|thumb|A map of the Santa Marino, showing all three major cities and their 1970 populations.]]
=== Verst Rule ===
Santa Marino was a colony of the [[Verst Empire]] founded in 1803, however, it quickly evolved its own culture that was a mix with that of Verst and that of the native culture. It was under Verst rule for quite a while.
=== Orsk Rule ===
In 1921 it became a colony of [[Tornobyl]]. Later, after the founding of the [[Orsk Federation]] in 1950, it was released and became its own nation.
=== Second Golden Age ===
After its release from Tornobyl, Santa Marino is currently living its golden age, with peace and prosperity.
== Geography ==
Santa Marino has three major cities- Vallina, Jensos, and Los Chantos.
== Flag ==
[[File:Flag of Santa Marino.png|thumb|The flag of Santa Marino.]]
The flag of Santa Marino is a tricolor, using the traditional flag of Vallina. On the top left corner is the flag of the Orsk Federation in red.
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on southeast [[Mocze]].
The capital of the country is [[Grozny]].
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
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== Begin the discussion ==
Sign all your posts with two hyphens and four squiggly lines ~
--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
:Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
::Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
:The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
::I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
:::Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
:::aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
== A Forum ==
Search up Extension:WikiForum in Google and see if you can add that. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]])
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:: I will say that we used to have WikiForum running on the older CCRP wikis, but they mysteriously got disabled by Miraheze. Now we know why, better to go without them and just use talk pages. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:36, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
::Yes, that warning was added sometime after I posted it. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]]) 20:14, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
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== Featured Article ==
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:Probably once a week --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 06:22, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
::Yeah --[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 20:31, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== Wanted Pages ==
We need to write an article for the Homaric Pact Nations, Marricopra, the Mocze Civil War, and United Eddenarah- they're the most wanted pages on the wiki!
:Auto-generating full list: [[Special:WantedPages|this]] --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 05:31, 12 October 2023 (UTC)
::I know, that's where I got the info --[[Special:Contributions/104.187.66.104|104.187.66.104]] 21:04, 12 October 2023 (UTC)
:::Oh. [[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 07:39, 7 November 2023 (UTC)
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Sign all your posts with two hyphens and four squiggly lines ~
--[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 11:44, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
:Ho toaster --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 23:33, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
::Ho Timmothy Rogers --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 08:32, 29 August 2023 (UTC)
:The word agdev makes me think agricultural development -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:19, 29 August 2023 (UTC) (hahahahahaha whatever made you think I was actually gone)
::I think AAUUGHdev lol --[[User:Tal'dorei|Tal'dorei]] ([[User talk:Tal'dorei|talk]]) 22:44, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
:::Lol its A Game Dev (https://agdev.eu.org) --[[User:Agdev(Toasters)|Agdev(Toasters)]] ([[User talk:Agdev(Toasters)|talk]]) 06:34, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
:::aughdev -- [[User:BellatriX|BellatriX]] ([[User talk:BellatriX|talk]]) 13:28, 5 September 2023 (UTC)
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: --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 00:54, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
:: I will say that we used to have WikiForum running on the older CCRP wikis, but they mysteriously got disabled by Miraheze. Now we know why, better to go without them and just use talk pages. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:36, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
::Yes, that warning was added sometime after I posted it. [[User:Qloak|Qloak]] ([[User talk:Qloak|talk]]) 20:14, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
:::No, it was already there when you posted it. [[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 07:40, 7 November 2023 (UTC)
== I am Asisi ==
I am Asisi_Games_Co
[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 12:55, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
== Featured Article ==
How much should we update the featured article- once a week, once a month, or something else?
:Probably once a week --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 06:22, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
::Yeah --[[User:Asisi Games Co2|Asisi Games Co2]] ([[User talk:Asisi Games Co2|talk]]) 20:31, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== Wanted Pages ==
We need to write an article for the Homaric Pact Nations, Marricopra, the Mocze Civil War, and United Eddenarah- they're the most wanted pages on the wiki!
:Auto-generating full list: [[Special:WantedPages|this]] --[[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 05:31, 12 October 2023 (UTC)
::I know, that's where I got the info --[[Special:Contributions/104.187.66.104|104.187.66.104]] 21:04, 12 October 2023 (UTC)
:::Oh. [[User:Anpang|Anpang]] ([[User talk:Anpang|talk]]) 07:39, 7 November 2023 (UTC)
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=== 1970 ===
* The RP has started!
* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
=== 1971 ===
* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
=== 1977 ===
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
=== 1978 ===
* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
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* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
=== 1971 ===
* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
=== 1977 ===
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
=== 1978 ===
* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
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* The RP has started!
* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
=== 1971 ===
* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
=== 1977 ===
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
=== 1978 ===
* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
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* The RP has started!
* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
=== 1971 ===
* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
=== 1977 ===
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
=== 1978 ===
* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
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== Early Life ==
Theodore was born in the [[Aspera]] Province. As a child he expressed disinterest in the family business and loved to pull pranks. At the age of 12 he suffered a concussion.
== Adult Life ==
From the age of 25 onwards, he got into various troubles. Some laws he broke include speeding at a red light and the consumption of penguins (which is still practiced by him despite having to pay fines of up to $10000000000000000000).
=== Moving Onto The Political Stage ===
Theodore again suffered a concussion in 1977. After this he began promoting his political ideal known as "[[Itadkerism]]". This was quickly laughed out due to its focus on rapid expansion, harsh laws, and legal majority at the age of only 16. All of which are viewed as bad ideas by the Fictians and as such were ignored by many. However, some decided they liked this and grew into a following.
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== Early Life ==
Theodore was born in the [[Aspera]] Province. As a child he expressed disinterest in the family business and loved to pull pranks. At the age of 12 he suffered a concussion.
== Adult Life ==
From the age of 25 onwards, he got into various troubles. Some laws he broke include speeding at a red light and the consumption of penguins (which is still practiced by him despite having to pay fines of up to $10,000,000,000,000,000,000).
=== Moving Onto The Political Stage ===
Theodore again suffered a concussion in 1977. After this he began promoting his political ideal known as "[[Itadkerism]]". This was quickly laughed out due to its focus on rapid expansion, harsh laws, and legal majority at the age of only 16. All of which are viewed as bad ideas by the Fictians and as such were ignored by many. However, some decided they liked this and grew into a following.
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on southeast [[Mocze]].
The capital of the country is [[Grozny]]. The country doesn't have an official flag, so if the country needs to be represented by its flag, something like <span style="border: 2px solid black; padding: 0 3px; font-variant: small-caps">cn</span> is usually displayed.
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1278 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s. However, this deal broke down early in 1978 due to arguments about whether the port territory was soverign HPN territory.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, but does have a [[Chechnyoslovenian Suland|colony on Suland]], and used to have [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia|Latvia]] as a colony, but the Latvians rebelled in the [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653]] and became [[New Latvia]].
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]].
Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products. In [[1977]], Chechnyoslovenia began planting and farming a new strand of wood called [[Quickwood]], which grew very fast. This increased the country's wood production even more.
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The capital of the country is [[Grozny]]. The country doesn't have an official flag, so if the country needs to be represented by its flag, something like <span style="border: 2px solid black; padding: 0 3px; font-variant: small-caps; background-color: #ddd">cn</span> is usually displayed.
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1278 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s. However, this deal broke down early in 1978 due to arguments about whether the port territory was soverign HPN territory.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, but does have a [[Chechnyoslovenian Suland|colony on Suland]], and used to have [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia|Latvia]] as a colony, but the Latvians rebelled in the [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653]] and became [[New Latvia]].
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]].
Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products. In [[1977]], Chechnyoslovenia began planting and farming a new strand of wood called [[Quickwood]], which grew very fast. This increased the country's wood production even more.
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The capital of the country is [[Grozny]]. The country doesn't have an official flag, so if the country needs to be represented by its flag, something like <span style="border: 2px solid black; padding: 0 3px; font-variant: small-caps; background-color: #eee">cn</span> is usually displayed.
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1278 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s. However, this deal broke down early in 1978 due to arguments about whether the port territory was soverign HPN territory.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, but does have a [[Chechnyoslovenian Suland|colony on Suland]], and used to have [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia|Latvia]] as a colony, but the Latvians rebelled in the [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653]] and became [[New Latvia]].
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]].
Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products. In [[1977]], Chechnyoslovenia began planting and farming a new strand of wood called [[Quickwood]], which grew very fast. This increased the country's wood production even more.
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The capital of the country is [[Grozny]]. The country doesn't have an official flag, so if the country needs to be represented by its flag, something like <span style="border: 2px solid black; padding: 0 3px; font-variant: small-caps; background-color: #e7e7e7">cn</span> is usually displayed.
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1278 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s. However, this deal broke down early in 1978 due to arguments about whether the port territory was soverign HPN territory.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, but does have a [[Chechnyoslovenian Suland|colony on Suland]], and used to have [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia|Latvia]] as a colony, but the Latvians rebelled in the [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653]] and became [[New Latvia]].
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]].
Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products. In [[1977]], Chechnyoslovenia began planting and farming a new strand of wood called [[Quickwood]], which grew very fast. This increased the country's wood production even more.
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'''Chechnyoslovenia''' is a country on southeast [[Mocze]].
The capital of the country is [[Grozny]]. The country doesn't have an official flag, so if the country needs to be represented by its flag, something like <span style="border: 2px solid black; padding: 0 3px; font-variant: small-caps; background-color: #f7f7f7">cn</span> is usually displayed.
The name is from real world former country [[wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]], but with [[wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]] and [[wikipedia:Slovenia|Slovenia]].
== History ==
Chechnyoslovenia is a relatively new country, forming in 1278 from some tribes inhabiting southeast Mocze.
In 1972, Chechnyoslovenia let the [[Homaric Pact Nations]] establish a military base on the country for 15 years in exchange for 50,000 AK-47s. However, this deal broke down early in 1978 due to arguments about whether the port territory was soverign HPN territory.
== Geography ==
The country is relatively small, but does have a [[Chechnyoslovenian Suland|colony on Suland]], and used to have [[Chechnyoslovenian Latvia|Latvia]] as a colony, but the Latvians rebelled in the [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653]] and became [[New Latvia]].
The eastern part of the country is a dense, lightly inhabited forest, and it shares a gravel area with [[Worsh]].
Wood is the country's most important export, behind agricultural products, gravel, and fishing products. In [[1977]], Chechnyoslovenia began planting and farming a new strand of wood called [[Quickwood]], which grew very fast. This increased the country's wood production even more.
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'''Chechnyoslovenian Suland''' is a colony on [[Suland]] founded by [[Chechnyoslovenia]]. It was founded in 1973.
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[[File:Screenshot 2023-08-27 at 12-19-51 Flag Designer.png|left|thumb|Flag of the Orsk Federation]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-09-10 at 14-44-02 Scratch - Orsk Federation (CC70).png|left|thumb|Map of the Orsk Federation, January 1970]]
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! Value X !! Value Y
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| Local Name || ''"Federa Orska"/"Un Federaquion Orske"/"Unkse Fydratska"''
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| President || [[Amantone Fleake]]
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| Ideology || Market Socialism
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| Capital City || [[Tornve]]
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| Largest City || [[Tornve]]
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| Denonym || Orskii
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| Shorthand || Orska
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|Continent
|[[Seseco]]
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|Population
|27,327,000 ([[National Census of the Orsk Federation]] entry 1970)
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|Predecessor
|[[First Chkyeb State]]
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|Prime Minister
|[[Volodomir Chveny]] (elected 1970, Kravrem! party)
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|Recognised Languages
|Orsk, Tornyb, Mountain Tongue, Letique, Devrem, Chkyeb
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|Anthem
|"Haus in neu berlin" (note i just like the song im not a nartzri)
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|Motto
|"Well.... if you want to know about me here are some facts."
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|Wars
|
|}
== Government ==
=== Foreign Policy ===
'''Minister for Foreign Affairs: [[Jodav Sovanye]] (Josef Party)'''
The Orsk Federation's foreign policy is the [[Scaled Relation Indicator]] (SRI) developed by Alexander Josef in 1964. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with each level having a different meaning:
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!Neutral relations - Embassy and trade permitted, strict visa required for visitors
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|1
|Horrible relations - No trade, embassies and visa applications
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|3
|OK Relations - Embassy and trade are permitted, less strict V1B visa available free, QuickVisa available for an additional cost (V2A)
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|4
|Good relations - Embassy encouraged, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors but they do need an Entry Ticket.
|-
|5
|Allied - Embassy required, trade permitted, no visa required for visitors!
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!Country
!Ranking on SCI
|-
|[[Chkyeb]]
|4
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|[[Santa Marino]]
|4
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|[[Norreik]]
|5
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|Hakha Rakhine
|4
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|[[Oralotzo]]
|4
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|[[Gondolinius]]
|0
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|[[Altar]]
|0
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|[[Silencio Industries]]
|0
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|[[Marricopra]]
|3
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|[[Homaric Pact Nations]]
|3
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|[[Saldon]]
|0
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=== Divisions of the Nation ===
Orska divisions should be categorised into three types: '''Canton, Federal Territory and Capital Territory/Overseas Territory (now defunct).'''
The base of all three types is the Canton. A canton's border is decided based on culture, language and overall what the people there want. As of the last update to the summit the cantons were [[Deprivique]], [[Tornve|Tornobyl]], [[Druktyiv]] and [[Letoque Jenois]] ([[Jenois]] joined [[Letoque]] in 1965)
The federal territory is a type of canton with '''no regional government and is instead managed by the federal government.''' The only federal territory as of yet is [[Tornve|Tornve City Federal Territory]].
The Capital/Overseas Territory is no longer used (since 1962 when Trovanska Capital seceded from the federation and joined the [[Chkyeb State|Chkyeb State)]]. '''It refers to an autonomous territory with a government resembling a national one but is under the influence of the federal government.'''
=== Political Parties ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Alignment
!Current Head
!HQ
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|[[Liberal Union Orska]]
|Liberal
|Josef Kalonip
|[[Tornve]]
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|[[Kravem!]]
|Market Socialism
|Volodomir Chveny
|[[Tornve]]
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|[[Josef Party]]
|Left-Wing Nationalism
|Heffter Vlemy
|[[Driktyigrad]]
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|[[Tornobyl Union|Social Union]]
|Liberalist Socialist
|Poirot Clemente
|[[Saint Vennes]]
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|[[Catholic Administration]]
|Theocracy
|Javet Someant
|[[La Sesant]]
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|[[Central Union]]
|Nationalism
|Somat Sevant
|[[Grevetone]]
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|[[Money Republic]]
|Capitalism
|Tivor Kranevet
|[[Kvev]]
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|[[Oligarchy Orska]]
|Oligarchy
|Prova Tchov
|[[Tornobyl]]
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|[[NFS]]
|Nono-ism
|Joni Brochev
|[[Jenois]]
|}
=== Defense Force ===
The [[Defense Force of the Orsk Federation]] (DFOF) is a branch of the [[Orsk Policing and Enforcement Sentinel]] focused on defending the federation. During [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], the DFOF can mobilise the [[Orsk Army]], a branch of the DFOF. All DFOF soldiers are capable of being deployed to the army, however in the federations lifetime it has not yet had to mobilise. The DFOF has mandatory conscription between the ages of 18 and 20. General population above age 21 can be mobilised to the army during [[State of the Federation|Emergency Times]], however unless they officially join they are not members of the DFOF.
=== Army ===
See: [[Orsk Army]]
~ 1 million people are recruited to the DFOF, mostly housed in Jenois. We welcome new tank divisions (3) an attack helicopter unit and 2 armoured car divisions. 250k 47's had to be mass produced, 50k M14s 30k Remingtons, 200k M60s and the rest are unarmed for now. These soldiers are in the DFOF Special Arms Unit specialised in quick mobilisation from DFOF to Orsk Army.
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'''Robert Magnus''' was the Exarch of [[Exarchate of Septrontiland|Septrontiland]] from 1973 until his death in 1978.
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|Start of Reign: 1973
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|End of Reign: 1978
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|Death: 1978
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'''Robert Magnus''' was the Exarch of [[Exarchate of Septrontiland|Septrontiland]] from 1973 until his death in 1978.
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|Born: 1897
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|Start of Reign: 1973
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|End of Reign: 1978
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|Death: 1978
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'''George VII, Emperor of Fictia and the Ends of the Earth''' is the first and current ruler of the [[Fictian Empire]], despite the numeral.
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|Emperor of Fictia
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|Born: 1935
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|Start of Reign: 1973
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== Name ==
George VII's full legal name is George Basileus. George is a common name in Fictia, especially due to the [[Georgian Law]] which makes it the exclusive imperial name. The VII could be a family numeral, but many maintain it was ordained by the Time Traveler of Fictia as a successor from another world. Basileus means "king", but apparently was used as a family name before George VII was born or his family was in [[Septrontiland]]-its origins (and if George is descended from another country's royal line) is unknown.
== Reign ==
George was ordained emperor of Fictia after the appearance of the Time Traveler of Fictia. Before becoming emperor, he had been a common baker from [[Frigus Portus]], and with it the original batch of Sesecan refugees, who was known for his high-quality goods. It's said that when the Time Traveler's story was accepted in the city, the first place in the Empire to have done so, the Time Traveler demanded that George was "the grooviest name" a Fictian emperor could have, and bee-lined to the bakery to nominate George as the first emperor, which was oddly enough enthusiastically accepted by the populace.
After the Time Traveler united Fictia and then vanished, George VII led the Fictian conquest of southwestern [[Wyrdeland]] almost immediately in order to find more hospitable land to build an imperial capital and heartland on. George VII was also responsible for the failed attempt to build a capital out of igloos, before initiating the construction of [[Very Long and Undescriptive-Named City]]. This relocation of central government is also how the [[Exarchate of Septrontiland]] was established.
George VII intervened personally in the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]], when [[James Nostrolqash]] personally appealed to him for support due to the democratic government's request for assistance. George walked a tightrope between the two groups, advocating for the existing democratic government to remain but supporting the idea of former nobles of [[Machrannah]] being able to run in elections.
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Supported by:'''<br>[[Fictia]][[Oralotzo]]
| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Supported by:'''<br>[[Fictia]]<br>[[Wyrde Rīċe]]<br>[[Orsk Federation]]
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| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Formerly supported by:'''<br>[[Orsk Federation]]<br>[[Chechnyoslovenia]]<br>
| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Formerly supported by:'''
|}
== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]]. Soon, Chechnyoslovenia gave the troops supplies. Then, [[Amantone Fleake]] of the Orsk Federation, announced that they were a supporter of the HPN and that Marricopra was politically unstable.
=== Help with Eddenarah ===
In 1975, Fictia and later Wyrde Rice decided to support Eddenarah.
=== 1976 ===
After some inactivity in the war, [[Abrion Happlar]] sent a letter to the Homaric Pact Nations to stop. As a response, Oralotzo sent back a letter saying "NO".
=== Slowing of Invasion ===
In 1977, the Orsk Federation changed sides to that of Eddenarah. Later in 1977, a year after the slowing of the invasion and various desertions of the Oralian army, Oralotzo withdrew its army from the war. In 1978, [[Chechnyoslovenia]] decided to stop supporting the HPN and kicked them out of the HPN military base in Chechenyoslovenia.
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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Seseco is a continent to the north of [[Mocze]] and west of [[Del Sacarmo]].
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Suland, a.k.a the South Pole is a continent. It is south of everything. It is the opposite of [[Septrontiland]].
== Geography ==
The continent is all snow and ice, and it is where [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin penguins]live. The only nations on it are [[Gondolinius]] and [[Chechnyoslovenian Suland|a colony]] of [[Chechnyoslovenia]].
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Eeb the Younger, full name Eeb Abu Babul Eddenarus II was an [[United Eddenarah|Eddenaran]] politician
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== Early Life ==
Eeb was a poor man born in [[Machrannah Square]] in 1900.
== Moving onto the Political Stage ==
Eeb became important after seizing control of the vizier of the king by [[Bantramus II]] on his deathbed. In 1919, he announced his plans for the presidency to be instated in Eddenarah.
== Death ==
In 1950 he was killed by a flu.
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Eeb the Younger, full name Eeb Abu Babul Eddenarus II was an [[United Eddenarah|Eddenaran]] politician
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== Early Life ==
Eeb was a poor man born in [[Machrannah Square]] in 1900.
== Moving onto the Political Stage ==
Eeb became important after seizing control of the vizier of the king by [[Bantramus II]] on his deathbed. In 1919, he announced his plans for the presidency to be instated in Eddenarah.
== Death ==
In 1950 he was killed by a flu.
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Supported by:'''<br>[[Fictia]]<br>[[Oralotzo]]
| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Supported by:'''<br>[[Fictia]]<br>[[Wyrde Rīċe]]<br>[[Orsk Federation]]
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| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Formerly supported by:'''<br>[[Orsk Federation]]<br>[[Chechnyoslovenia]]<br>
| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Formerly supported by:'''
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== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]]. Soon, Chechnyoslovenia gave the troops supplies. Then, [[Amantone Fleake]] of the Orsk Federation, announced that they were a supporter of the HPN and that Marricopra was politically unstable.
=== Help with Eddenarah ===
In 1975, Fictia and later Wyrde Rice decided to support Eddenarah.
=== 1976 ===
After some inactivity in the war, [[Abrion Happlar]] sent a letter to the Homaric Pact Nations to stop. As a response, Oralotzo sent back a letter saying "NO".
=== Slowing of Invasion ===
In 1977, the Orsk Federation changed sides to that of Eddenarah. Later in 1977, a year after the slowing of the invasion and various desertions of the Oralian army, Oralotzo withdrew its army from the war. In 1978, [[Chechnyoslovenia]] decided to stop supporting the HPN and kicked them out of the HPN military base in Chechenyoslovenia.
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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The Homaric Pact Nations-Eddenarah War is a war that was started in 1973.
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| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Supported by:'''<br>[[Fictia]]<br>[[Oralotzo]]
| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Supported by:'''<br>[[Fictia]]<br>[[Wyrde Rīċe]]<br>[[Orsk Federation]]
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| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Formerly supported by:'''<br>[[Orsk Federation]]<br>[[Chechnyoslovenia]]<br>
| style="vertical-align: top" | '''Formerly supported by:'''
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== History ==
[[File:Invasion1.png|thumb|This is a map of what the invasion looked like by 1974. Blue lines are Oralian troops, red lines are Homaric troops.]]
=== Background ===
The war was started by the leaders of [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Homarism Neprophism]in order to regain control of Eddenarah, as some of the islands were historically under control of the Homaric Pact Nations (note 1).
=== Beginning of Invasion ===
In December of 1974, the HPN moved their troops into Eddenarah. The HPN landed on the north-east side, while using their Eddenaran and [[Sevdrolet]] territories to push into Eddenarah from there. In early 1974, Oralotzo joined the fight, invading from the north to capture the woods in central Eddenarah, then deciding to march on into [[Machrannah Square]]. Soon, Chechnyoslovenia gave the troops supplies and sent some of their own troops. Then, [[Amantone Fleake]] of the Orsk Federation, announced that they were a supporter of the HPN and that Marricopra was politically unstable.
=== Help with Eddenarah ===
In 1975, Fictia and later Wyrde Rice decided to support Eddenarah.
=== 1976 ===
After some inactivity in the war, [[Abrion Happlar]] sent a letter to the Homaric Pact Nations to stop. As a response, Oralotzo sent back a letter saying "NO".
=== Slowing of Invasion ===
In 1977, the Orsk Federation changed sides to that of Eddenarah. Later in 1977, a year after the slowing of the invasion and various desertions of the Oralian army, Oralotzo withdrew its army from the war. In 1978, [[Chechnyoslovenia]] decided to stop supporting the HPN and kicked them out of the HPN military base in Chechenyoslovenia.
== Notes ==
(Note 1) The Homaric Pact Nations argue that the whole territory was under Homaric control.
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'''Chechnyoslovenian Latvia''' was a colony. It was formed in 1478 and existed until 1653, when it was destroyed by the [[Latvian Rebellion of 1653]]. It became [[Latvia]], which would later become present-day [[New Latvia]].
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Jodav Sovanye is the Orsk Minister for Foreign Affairs.
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|Born: 1934
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== Early Life ==
Jodav was born in [[Tornobyl]] in 1934 to a middle-class family.
== Adult Life ==
In 1957 he ran for Prime Minister of the [[Orsk Federation]]. He failed. In 1960, he ran for Minister for Foreign Affairs, which he won. In 1965 he was de-promoted to Minister of Mail but was re-elected for Minister of Foreign Affairs in 1970. He has kept that position ever since.
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Jodav Sovanye is the Orsk Minister for Foreign Affairs.
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|Born: 1934
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== Early Life ==
Jodav was born in [[Tornobyl]] in 1934 to a middle-class family.
== Adult Life ==
In 1957 he ran for Prime Minister of the [[Orsk Federation]]. He failed. In 1960, he ran for Minister for Foreign Affairs, which he won. In 1965 he was de-promoted to Minister of Mail but was re-elected for Minister of Foreign Affairs in 1970. He has kept that position ever since.
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Nethrov is a city in [[Tornobyl]] canton.
== Population ==
In 1970, it had a population of twenty two thousand people<ref>[[National Census of the Orsk Federation]]</ref>.
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Un Federaquion Mava is a notorious bandit gang in the [[Orsk Federation]] known for pillaging smaller towns.
== Government Structure ==
The group seems to be ruled by the Mava. The Mava, despite having one name, is actually three people working together to control the three branches of the gang- Fighting, Strategics, and Weapon-Crafting.
== History ==
=== Early History ===
No one really knows who founded the Mava Federation. Many believe it was created by the legendary figure Alexander Mava. According to legend, he was a general in the Orsk Federation, until he was wounded fatally in battle in 1883. He supposedly cursed the Orsk military for failing him and secretly consulted three figures, known only as the "Three Heads" which were crime leaders at the time to start a group of bandits which would be an adversary to the Orsk Federation for all time. This is very unlikely because the group was first spotted ransacking villages in [[Letoque]] Canton in 1915, thirty-two years after the supposed founding of the group (also, Alexander Mava is not known to be a real person).
=== Bandit Wars (1920-1940) ===
In the 1920s-1940s, in what was known as the Bandit Wars, many groups of bandits rose up to plunder various villages. It was started by the group in [[Nethrov]], where they plundered half the city shouting "Long Live Mava!" before being driven back by local police forces. This caused increased national awareness about the bandits and many bandits rose up to begin fighting. An estimated two million nocks worth of goods were lost to the bandits. The UFM was the lead of this until the Battle of North [[Lehaska]] in 1933, where the group fought against many other teamed-up bandit groups (including some from [[Chkyeb]] and [[Norreik]]). The battle was going in their favour until the second afternoon. In the night the Orsk military joined in and ended up defeating all of the bandits. Then-Mava Joseph Someant signed a treaty with the Orsk Federation to never again interfere with the military. Up to this time however, they had killed [[Franz Clemente]], a major Orsk general.
== Modern Day ==
Since then, however, they seem to have gone back on their word. They still pillage towns to this day, but they are far less active then they were in the past.
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Franz Clemente was a general in the [[Orsk Federation]].
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== Death ==
In 1927, Franz was killed in action by the notorious bandit gang [[Un Federaquion Mava]] during the Bandit Wars.
== Legacy ==
Franz is known for being one of the Orsk Federation's best generals and putting [[Volodomir Chveny]] on the track to becoming Prime Minister of the Orsk Federation.
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Volodomir Chveny is prime minister of the [[Orsk Federation]].
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|Born: 1919
|Died: never
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== Early Life ==
Volodomir was born on a farm two kilometers south of the ghost town of [[Zesant]] in 1919. It was just at the end of the Second Apocalypse and his father had already been killed by the disease. As a child Volodomir was just a normal child until one day when he was twelve where a group of ten bandits attacked the farms nearby. Fearing he was next, Volodomir bought a sword from a local store. When the bandits came to attack his farm, he supposedly killed the bandits, however no one else except himself was there to see it. Anyhow, Volodomir became a local hero.
== Adult Life ==
=== Hiring into the Army ===
While Volodomir was expected to take over the family business, at the age of twenty-one at a general store nearby he was met by General [[Franz Clemente]], who had heard about his heroism and hired him for the [[Orsk Army]].
=== Path to Prime Minister ===
In his time in the military Volodomir was the key to winning various battles in the [[Un Federaquion Mava|Bandit Wars]], and received many rewards. Eventually though, at the end of the Bandit Wars in 1940, he was extremely wounded in battle by a blow and a shot to both his arms and retired from the military. He stayed in the hospital recuperating for the next five months until he felt better. He turned down Franz's offer to go back into the military and he moved back to his farm south of Zesant. But all that changed in 1949, when bandits (the Mava Federation yet again) attacked his farm and ended up harming his brother and scaring his mother half to death. Volodomir single-handedly captured the bandits and brought them to the local sheriff, and he got into nation-wide news. Then three months later, Alexander Kauter-Kalonip (then-leader of the Kravem! party) asked him to become a politician in the party. Volodomir agreed and was elected Minister of Transportation. He kept that position, pleasing almost every bus-driver and train-commuter in the Orsk Federation until 1965, where he ran and won against [[Jodav Sovanye]] to become Minister of Foreign Affairs. In 1968, he was elected leader of the Kravem! Party and promptly (two years later) was elected Prime Minister of the Orsk Federation.
=== As Prime Minister ===
Volodomir is doing a good job as Prime Minister right now. He hasn't really been doing anything though which is why this section is so short.
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Volodomir Chveny is prime minister of the [[Orsk Federation]].
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|Born: 1919
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== Early Life ==
Volodomir was born on a farm two kilometers south of the ghost town of [[Zesant]] in 1919. It was just at the end of the Second Apocalypse and his father had already been killed by the disease. As a child Volodomir was just a normal child until one day when he was twelve where a group of ten bandits attacked the farms nearby. Fearing he was next, Volodomir bought a sword from a local store. When the bandits came to attack his farm, he supposedly killed the bandits, however no one else except himself was there to see it. Anyhow, Volodomir became a local hero.
== Adult Life ==
=== Hiring into the Army ===
While Volodomir was expected to take over the family business, at the age of twenty-one at a general store nearby he was met by General [[Franz Clemente]], who had heard about his heroism and hired him for the [[Orsk Army]].
=== Path to Prime Minister ===
In his time in the military Volodomir was the key to winning various battles in the [[Un Federaquion Mava|Bandit Wars]], and received many rewards. Eventually though, at the end of the Bandit Wars in 1940, he was extremely wounded in battle by a blow and a shot to both his arms and retired from the military. He stayed in the hospital recuperating for the next five months until he felt better. He turned down Franz's offer to go back into the military and he moved back to his farm south of Zesant. But all that changed in 1949, when bandits (the Mava Federation yet again) attacked his farm and ended up harming his brother and scaring his mother half to death. Volodomir single-handedly captured the bandits and brought them to the local sheriff, and he got into nation-wide news. Then three months later, Alexander Kauter-Kalonip (then-leader of the Kravem! party) asked him to become a politician in the party. Volodomir agreed and was elected Minister of Transportation. He kept that position, pleasing almost every bus-driver and train-commuter in the Orsk Federation until 1965, where he ran and won against [[Jodav Sovanye]] to become Minister of Foreign Affairs. In 1968, he was elected leader of the Kravem! Party and promptly (two years later) was elected Prime Minister of the Orsk Federation.
=== As Prime Minister ===
Volodomir is doing a good job as Prime Minister right now. He hasn't really been doing anything though which is why this section is so short.
== Death ==
Volodomir was found dead on January the First, 1979 in his office.
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Volodomir Chveny was prime minister of the [[Orsk Federation]].
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|Born: 1919
|Died: 1979
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== Early Life ==
Volodomir was born on a farm two kilometers south of the ghost town of [[Zesant]] in 1919. It was just at the end of the Second Apocalypse and his father had already been killed by the disease. As a child Volodomir was just a normal child until one day when he was twelve where a group of ten bandits attacked the farms nearby. Fearing he was next, Volodomir bought a sword from a local store. When the bandits came to attack his farm, he supposedly killed the bandits, however no one else except himself was there to see it. Anyhow, Volodomir became a local hero.
== Adult Life ==
=== Hiring into the Army ===
While Volodomir was expected to take over the family business, at the age of twenty-one at a general store nearby he was met by General [[Franz Clemente]], who had heard about his heroism and hired him for the [[Orsk Army]].
=== Path to Prime Minister ===
In his time in the military Volodomir was the key to winning various battles in the [[Un Federaquion Mava|Bandit Wars]], and received many rewards. Eventually though, at the end of the Bandit Wars in 1940, he was extremely wounded in battle by a blow and a shot to both his arms and retired from the military. He stayed in the hospital recuperating for the next five months until he felt better. He turned down Franz's offer to go back into the military and he moved back to his farm south of Zesant. But all that changed in 1949, when bandits (the Mava Federation yet again) attacked his farm and ended up harming his brother and scaring his mother half to death. Volodomir single-handedly captured the bandits and brought them to the local sheriff, and he got into nation-wide news. Then three months later, Alexander Kauter-Kalonip (then-leader of the Kravem! party) asked him to become a politician in the party. Volodomir agreed and was elected Minister of Transportation. He kept that position, pleasing almost every bus-driver and train-commuter in the Orsk Federation until 1965, where he ran and won against [[Jodav Sovanye]] to become Minister of Foreign Affairs. In 1968, he was elected leader of the Kravem! Party and promptly (two years later) was elected Prime Minister of the Orsk Federation.
=== As Prime Minister ===
Volodomir is doing a good job as Prime Minister right now. He hasn't really been doing anything though which is why this section is so short.
== Death ==
Volodomir was found dead on January the First, 1979 in his office.
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[[File:Saldon.png|thumb|The flag of Saldon.]]
Saldon was a nation on the continent of [[Odorslat]]. It also had a colony on [[Septrontiland]] and [[Mocze]]. It bordered [[Skelmrelm]] to the north and its colony on Septrontiland bordered [[Hakha Rakhine]] & Skelmrelm to the south. Meanwhile, its colony on Mocze bordered Skelmrelm to the south and [[Santa Marino]] to the north.
== History ==
=== Early History ===
The nation was founded in 1775 after the Great Earthquake of [[Odorslat]] split up its predecessor, Odorslat. It also somewhat owned the [[Kingdom of Remnant]], which was a puppet state for both Saldon and Skelmrelm.
=== Lacertiliitis ===
The nation was hard hit by the Lacertiliitis, and was infected by 1840. In 1849, the nation teamed up with Skelmrelm to develop a vaccine. The vaccine was used all over Odorslat. The vaccine did not work, however, it managed to calm down the pandemic and it ended in 1850. Also, unrelatedly, in 1850 the former puppet state of the Remnant was absorbed by Skelmrelm.
=== War for Odorslat (a.k.a. the Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown) ===
In the Lacertiliitis-Fireplague Meltdown between 1895 and 1901, Odorslat somehow avoided being contaminated by the pandemic and instead Saldon went to war with Skelmrelm about control over the continent. The war did not create much change, and ended by 1923. The war was extremely unpopular from the beginning, as Odorslat, losing its contact with the outside world, was slowly starving and Skelmrelm became more interested with other affairs.
=== Second Apocalypse ===
Saldon was hit by the Second Apocalypse, though nothing really major happened and not much of the population died.
=== Modern Day ===
In the modern day, after Skelmrelm's colonization of central Mocze, Saldon also began colonizing areas- one on an island chain in Septrontiland, and another south of Santa Marino in Mocze. However, they were mainly neutral in the [[Mocze Civil War]].
=== Absorbation by Skelmrelm ===
In 1975, Skelmrelm absorbed the Saldonish homelands. In 1978, they made a deal and agreed to give all of Saldon's territories to Skelmrelm, effectively ending Saldon.
== Economy ==
Saldon's major (and only) export is wood.
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| President || Seán Callaghan
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| Ideology || Social Democracy (bordering on full on Communism)
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| Capital City || [[Cobh]]
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| Largest City || [[Cobh]]
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| Denonym || Corkonian
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| Shorthand || Cork
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|[[Septrontiland]]
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|Population
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|Recognised Languages
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The People's Republic of Cork, or simply just "Cork", is a nation on [[Septrontiland]]. It was founded in 1977.
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| Local Name || ''Corcaigh, Cork''
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| President || Seán Callaghan
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| Ideology || Social Democracy (bordering on full on Communism)
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| Capital City || [[Cobh]]
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| Largest City || [[Cobh]]
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| Denonym || Corkonian
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| Shorthand || Cork
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|[[Septrontiland]]
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|Population
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|Recognised Languages
|Munster Irish, Hiberno English
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|Anthem
|"Do you hear the people sing"
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|Motto
|"Long live the rebels!"
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|Wars
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== Geography ==
Despite what people would think, Cork is not as cold as the frozen tundra of [[Fictia]].
== Economy ==
Cork produces metal, plutonium, and oil.
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The People's Republic of Cork, or simply just "Cork", is a nation on [[Septrontiland]]. It was founded in 1977.
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| Local Name || ''Corcaigh, Cork''
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| President || Seán Callaghan
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| Ideology || Social Democracy (bordering on full on Communism)
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| Capital City || [[Cobh]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Cobh]]
|-
| Denonym || Corkonian
|-
| Shorthand || Cork
|-
|Continent
|[[Septrontiland]]
|-
|Population
|2.4 Million (as of 1977)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Munster Irish, Hiberno English
|-
|Anthem
|"Do you hear the people sing"
|-
|Motto
|"Long live the rebels!"
|-
|Wars
|
|}
== History ==
For hundreds of years, Cork was ruled by dynasties of brutal dictators and greedy billionaires, all coming from a incredibly wealthy upper class. It made sense for them to keep the population poor and impoverished, as it made them more money and reduced the chances of a successful revolt. Then, in 1977 a prison break occurred from political prisoners detained in the frozen, inhospitable upper province of Cork. They raided the guns held in the prison, and travelled to the small town of ''Maigh Eanaigh'' where they found more guns and many locals joined in there fight. They picked off town after town, recruiting locals until they reached the industrial heartland of the Cobh Peninsula. Just as the dictator, Gerald Smith was about to attempt to rally his troops, the troops mutinied, and the local populace all over the Cobh Peninsula rebelled. A social democracy was put in place, and Seán Callaghan, a rural farmer, hailing from Ardach, who had joined in the fight early on was elected president.
== Geography ==
Despite what people would think, the northern areas of Cork are not as cold as the frozen tundra of [[Fictia]], however the areas inland are very cold and sparsely inhabited.
== Resources and Exports ==
Cork produces metal, plutonium, and oil.
== Government ==
Elections are held every 5 years, starting in 1977. To avoid inefficient coalition governments, the most popular party in each election takes full control of the government. Nono-ism is seen as an ideology based solely on hating others, and so is entirely banned.
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|Social Democracy
|Seán Callaghan
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
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|The Rural Party
|Centrism
|Mossy Kehoe
|Cléire, [[Eanach]]
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|The Communist Party
|Communism
|Pádraig O' Connell
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
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|An Cóisir Do Mhórcheantar Chorcaí
|Nationalism
|Maire O' Donnel
|Breáscéal, [[Breáscéal Province]]
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|The Party for Property and Buisness
|Capitalism
|Seamus Leehy
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|}
== Economics ==
Businesses are encouraged to start up, however there are many restrictions on businesses, particularly big ones, and any business that is deemed to powerful over it's consumers is likely to be split up by the government. Business also have to be transparent and copyright and patents do not exist in Cork. Public investing also is banned in Cork.
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The People's Republic of Cork, or simply just "Cork", is a nation on [[Septrontiland]]. It was founded in 1977.
{| class="wikitable"
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| Local Name || ''Corcaigh, Cork''
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| President || Seán Callaghan
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| Ideology || Social Democracy (bordering on full on Communism)
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| Capital City || [[Cobh]]
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| Largest City || [[Cobh]]
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| Denonym || Corkonian
|-
| Shorthand || Cork
|-
|Continent
|[[Septrontiland]]
|-
|Population
|2.4 Million (as of 1977)
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|Recognised Languages
|Munster Irish, Hiberno English
|-
|Anthem
|"Do you hear the people sing"
|-
|Motto
|"Long live the rebels!"
|-
|Wars
|
|}
== History ==
For hundreds of years, Cork was ruled by dynasties of brutal dictators and greedy billionaires, all coming from a incredibly wealthy upper class. It made sense for them to keep the population poor and impoverished, as it made them more money and reduced the chances of a successful revolt. Then, in 1977 a prison break occurred from political prisoners detained in the frozen, inhospitable upper province of Cork. They raided the guns held in the prison, and travelled to the small town of ''Maigh Eanaigh'' where they found more guns and many locals joined in there fight. They picked off town after town, recruiting locals until they reached the industrial heartland of the Cobh Peninsula. Just as the dictator, Gerald Smith was about to attempt to rally his troops, the troops mutinied, and the local populace all over the Cobh Peninsula rebelled. A social democracy was put in place, and Seán Callaghan, a rural farmer, hailing from Ardach, who had joined in the fight early on was elected president.
== Geography ==
Despite what people would think, the northern areas of Cork are not as cold as the frozen tundra of [[Fictia]], however the areas inland are very cold and sparsely inhabited.
== Resources and Exports ==
Cork produces metal, plutonium, and oil.
== Government ==
Elections are held every 5 years, starting in 1977. To avoid inefficient coalition governments, the most popular party in each election takes full control of the government. Nono-ism is seen as an ideology based solely on hating others, and so is entirely banned.
The main political parties are:
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!Leader
!HQ
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|Social Democracy
|Seán Callaghan
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
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|The Rural Party
|Centrism
|Mossy Kehoe
|Cléire, [[Eanach]]
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|The Communist Party
|Communism
|Pádraig O' Connell
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
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|An Cóisir Do Mhórcheantar Chorcaí
|Nationalism
|Maire O' Donnel
|Breáscéal, [[Breáscéal Province]]
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|The Party for Property and Buisness
|Capitalism
|Seamus Leehy
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|}
== Economics ==
Businesses are encouraged to start up, however there are many restrictions on businesses, particularly big ones, and any business that is deemed to powerful over it's consumers is likely to be split up by the government. Business also have to be transparent and copyright and patents do not exist in Cork. Public investing also is banned in Cork.
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[[File:Cork Cities and Provinces.png|alt=Cork Cities and Provinces|thumb|'''Cork Cities and Provinces''']]
The People's Republic of Cork, or simply just "Cork", is a nation on [[Septrontiland]]. It was founded in 1977.
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| Local Name || ''Corcaigh, Cork''
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| President || Seán Callaghan
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| Ideology || Social Democracy (bordering on full on Communism)
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| Capital City || [[Cobh]]
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| Largest City || [[Cobh]]
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| Denonym || Corkonian
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| Shorthand || Cork
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|[[Septrontiland]]
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|Population
|2.4 Million (as of 1977)
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|Recognised Languages
|Munster Irish, Hiberno English
|-
|Anthem
|"Do you hear the people sing"
|-
|Motto
|"Long live the rebels!"
|-
|Wars
|
|}
== History ==
For hundreds of years, Cork was ruled by dynasties of brutal dictators and greedy billionaires, all coming from a incredibly wealthy upper class. It made sense for them to keep the population poor and impoverished, as it made them more money and reduced the chances of a successful revolt. Then, in 1977 a prison break occurred from political prisoners detained in the frozen, inhospitable upper province of Cork. They raided the guns held in the prison, and travelled to the small town of ''Maigh Eanaigh'' where they found more guns and many locals joined in there fight. They picked off town after town, recruiting locals until they reached the industrial heartland of the Cobh Peninsula. Just as the dictator, Gerald Smith was about to attempt to rally his troops, the troops mutinied, and the local populace all over the Cobh Peninsula rebelled. A social democracy was put in place, and Seán Callaghan, a rural farmer, hailing from Ardach, who had joined in the fight early on was elected president.
== Geography ==
Despite what people would think, the northern areas of Cork are not as cold as the frozen tundra of [[Fictia]], however the areas inland are very cold and sparsely inhabited.
== Resources and Exports ==
Cork produces metal, plutonium, and oil.
Infrastructure to produce oil is in the planning stage, while metal and plutonium exports have already started.
== Government ==
Elections are held every 5 years, starting in 1977. To avoid inefficient coalition governments, the most popular party in each election takes full control of the government. Nono-ism is seen as an ideology based solely on hating others, and so is entirely banned.
The main political parties are:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Political Allignment
!Leader
!HQ
|-
|The Nation People's Party
|Social Democracy
|Seán Callaghan
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|-
|The Rural Party
|Centrism
|Mossy Kehoe
|Cléire, [[Eanach]]
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|The Communist Party
|Communism
|Pádraig O' Connell
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|-
|An Cóisir Do Mhórcheantar Chorcaí
|Nationalism
|Maire O' Donnel
|Breáscéal, [[Breáscéal Province]]
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|The Party for Property and Buisness
|Capitalism
|Seamus Leehy
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|}
== Economics ==
Businesses are encouraged to start up, however there are many restrictions on businesses, particularly big ones, and any business that is deemed to powerful over it's consumers is likely to be split up by the government. Business also have to be transparent and copyright and patents do not exist in Cork. Public investing also is banned in Cork.
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The People's Republic of Cork, or simply just "Cork", is a nation on [[Septrontiland]]. It was founded in 1977.
{| class="wikitable"
|-
| Local Name || ''Corcaigh, Cork''
|-
| President || Seán Callaghan
|-
| Ideology || Social Democracy (bordering on full on Communism)
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| Capital City || [[Cobh]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Cobh]]
|-
| Denonym || Corkonian
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| Shorthand || Cork
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|Continent
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|Population
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|Recognised Languages
|Munster Irish, Hiberno English
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|Anthem
|"Do you hear the people sing"
|-
|Motto
|"Long live the rebels!"
|-
|Wars
|
|}
== History ==
For hundreds of years, Cork was ruled by dynasties of brutal dictators and greedy billionaires, all coming from a incredibly wealthy upper class. It made sense for them to keep the population poor and impoverished, as it made them more money and reduced the chances of a successful revolt. Then, in 1977 a prison break occurred from political prisoners detained in the frozen, inhospitable upper province of Cork. They raided the guns held in the prison, and travelled to the small town of ''Maigh Eanaigh'' where they found more guns and many locals joined in there fight. They picked off town after town, recruiting locals until they reached the industrial heartland of the Cobh Peninsula. Just as the dictator, Gerald Smith was about to attempt to rally his troops, the troops mutinied, and the local populace all over the Cobh Peninsula rebelled. A social democracy was put in place, and Seán Callaghan, a rural farmer, hailing from Ardach, who had joined in the fight early on was elected president.
== Geography ==
Despite what people would think, the northern areas of Cork are not as cold as the frozen tundra of [[Fictia]], however the areas inland are very cold and sparsely inhabited.
== Resources and Exports ==
Cork produces metal, plutonium, and oil.
Infrastructure to produce oil is in the planning stage, while metal and plutonium exports have already started.
== Government ==
Elections are held every 5 years, starting in 1977. To avoid inefficient coalition governments, the most popular party in each election takes full control of the government. Nono-ism is seen as an ideology based solely on hating others, and so is entirely banned.
The main political parties are:
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!Leader
!HQ
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|Social Democracy
|Seán Callaghan
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
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|The Rural Party
|Centrism
|Mossy Kehoe
|Cléire, [[Eanach]]
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|The Communist Party
|Communism
|Pádraig O' Connell
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
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|An Cóisir Do Mhórcheantar Chorcaí
|Nationalism
|Maire O' Donnel
|Breáscéal, [[Breáscéal Province]]
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|The Party for Property and Buisness
|Capitalism
|Seamus Leehy
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|}
== Economics ==
Businesses are encouraged to start up, however there are many restrictions on businesses, particularly big ones, and any business that is deemed to powerful over it's consumers is likely to be split up by the government. Business also have to be transparent and copyright and patents do not exist in Cork. Public investing also is banned in Cork.
== Military ==
Cork does not yet have a formal military as barracks have not yet been created. However, cork does have a stockpile of 2,000 AK-47's, 3 M151 Trucks and also owns 2 frigates.
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The People's Republic of Cork, or simply just "Cork", is a nation on [[Septrontiland]]. It was founded in 1977.
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| Local Name || ''Corcaigh, Cork''
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| President || Seán Callaghan
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| Ideology || Social Democracy (bordering on full on Communism)
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| Capital City || [[Cobh]]
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| Largest City || [[Cobh]]
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| Denonym || Corkonian
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| Shorthand || Cork
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|Continent
|[[Septrontiland]]
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|Population
|2.4 Million (as of 1977)
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|Recognised Languages
|Munster Irish, Hiberno English
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|Anthem
|"Do you hear the people sing"
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|Motto
|"Long live the rebels!"
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|Wars
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== History ==
For hundreds of years, Cork was ruled by dynasties of brutal dictators and greedy billionaires, all coming from a incredibly wealthy upper class. It made sense for them to keep the population poor and impoverished, as it made them more money and reduced the chances of a successful revolt. Then, in 1977 a prison break occurred from political prisoners detained in the frozen, inhospitable upper province of Cork. They raided the guns held in the prison, and travelled to the small town of ''Maigh Eanaigh'' where they found more guns and many locals joined in there fight. They picked off town after town, recruiting locals until they reached the industrial heartland of the Cobh Peninsula. Just as the dictator, Gerald Smith was about to attempt to rally his troops, the troops mutinied, and the local populace all over the Cobh Peninsula rebelled. A social democracy was put in place, and Seán Callaghan, a rural farmer, hailing from Ardach, who had joined in the fight early on was elected president.
== Geography ==
Despite what people would think, the northern areas of Cork are not as cold as the frozen tundra of [[Fictia]], however the areas inland are very cold and sparsely inhabited.
== Resources and Exports ==
Cork produces metal, plutonium, and oil.
Infrastructure to produce oil is in the planning stage, while metal and plutonium exports have already started.
== Government ==
Elections are held every 5 years, starting in 1977. To avoid inefficient coalition governments, the most popular party in each election takes full control of the government. Nono-ism is seen as an ideology based solely on hating others, and so is entirely banned.
The main political parties are:
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!Leader
!HQ
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|The Nation People's Party
|Social Democracy
|Seán Callaghan
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
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|The Rural Party
|Centrism
|Mossy Kehoe
|Cléire, [[Eanach]]
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|The Communist Party
|Communism
|Pádraig O' Connell
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
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|An Cóisir Do Mhórcheantar Chorcaí
|Nationalism
|Maire O' Donnel
|Breáscéal, [[Breáscéal Province]]
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|The Party for Property and Buisness
|Capitalism
|Seamus Leehy
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|}
== Economics ==
Businesses are encouraged to start up, however there are many restrictions on businesses, particularly big ones, and any business that is deemed to powerful over it's consumers is likely to be split up by the government. Business also have to be transparent and copyright and patents do not exist in Cork. Public investing also is banned in Cork.
== Military ==
Cork does not yet have a formal military as barracks have not yet been created. However, Cork does have a stockpile of 2,000 AK-47's, 3 M151 Trucks and also owns 2 frigates.
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Septrontiland, a.k.a the North Pole is a continent. It is north of everything. It is the opposite of [[Suland]].
== Geography ==
The continent is all snow and ice, and it is where [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear polar bears]live. The only nations on it are [[Fictia]] and [[The People's Republic of Cork|Cork]].
== Resources ==
It's not known for sure, but it is believed the polar ice caps have metal and oil, two vital ingredients for modern tech, and plutonium.
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Cobh is the capital city of [[The People's Republic of Cork|Cork]]. In 1977, it had a population of 700,000 people.
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Too many old news on top? [[Recent News#bottom|'''Teleport to the bottom''']].
=== 1970 ===
* The RP has started!
* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
=== 1971 ===
* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
=== 1977 ===
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
* [[The People's Republic of Cork]] is established in [[Septrontiland]]
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* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
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* The RP has started!
* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
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* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
=== 1977 ===
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
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* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
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!Previous: [[Marricopran 1974 Presidential Election]]
!Next:
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== Candidates ==
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![[Eeb the Elder]]
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|Lost
|Won
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|1943-present
|1862-present
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|"Seriously, Make Marricopra Great Again!"
|"I've lived among them for so long I know what the people want."
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|Politician, leader of the [[Next Jimmy Uprising]], and failed candidate for the 1974 election and candidate for the 1974 election for Speaker of the People
|None, but related to the Billy Bob Dynasty
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Cobh Province is a province of [[Cork]]. It is the southernmost of the Corkish provinces, and has a population of seven hundred thousand people, all of which living in a single city- Cork's capital of [[Cobh]].
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''This article is for the province. If you want the city, see [[Cobh]].''
Cobh Province is a province of [[Cork]]. It is the southernmost of the Corkonian provinces, and has a population of seven hundred thousand people, all of which living in a single city- Cork's capital of [[Cobh]]. It is also the most populous of Cork's provinces.
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Breáscéal Province is another province of [[Cork]]. It is north of [[Cobh Province]].
== Geography ==
The province borders Cobh Province to the south and [[Ros Fuinse Province]] to the north. It has two cities in the south, [[Cill Chare]] and [[Baile Cáca]]. It has one town in the north-east, [[Baile Go Leath]]. Its capital is directly west of Baile Go Leath, said capital being [[Breáscéal]].
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''This article is for the province. If you want the city, see [[Breáscéal]].''
Breáscéal Province is another province of [[Cork]]. It is north of [[Cobh Province]].
== Geography ==
The province borders Cobh Province to the south and [[Ros Fuinse Province]] to the north. It has two cities in the south, [[Cill Chare]] and [[Baile Cáca]]. It has one town in the north-east, [[Baile Go Leath]]. Its capital is directly west of Baile Go Leath, said capital being [[Breáscéal]].
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''This article is for the city. If you want the province, see [[Breáscéal|Breáscéal Province]].''
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''This article is for the city. If you want the province, see [[Breáscéal Province]].''
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Tressene was a nation on [[Eddenarah]] and [[Gusmoas]]. Its territory is now owned by [[United Eddenarah]] and the [[Orsk Federation]].
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=== Founding ===
Tressene declared independence from Eddenarah during the Marricopran Golden Age. However, Marricopra didn't recognize Tressene as a sovereign nation for quite a while
=== World War Three ===
In World War Three, Tressene was neutral despite being pressured to fight against Marricopra.
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Tressene was a nation on [[Gusmoas]]. Its territory is now owned by [[Skelmrelm]] and the [[Orsk Federation]].
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=== Founding ===
Tressene declared independence from Eddenarah during the Marricopran Golden Age. However, Marricopra didn't recognize Tressene as a sovereign nation for quite a while
=== World War Three ===
In World War Three, Tressene was neutral despite being pressured to fight against Marricopra.
=== Tressene Wars ===
In 1206 Tressene started the Tressene Wars a.k.a. the Gusmoas Civil War by launching an attack on the Treehouse Palace after northern Tressene and southern Tressene split. This lead to the creation of [[Silencio Industries|Silenc Industries]], and a few other countries. In 1229 Silenc Industries united all of Gusmoas under their rule.
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Silenc Industries was a nation on [[Gusmoas]]. It collapsed in 1971 and its territory is now part of [[Orsk New Jenois]].
== History ==
=== Founding ===
Silenc Industries came into being after [[Tressene]] split up into Silenc, the Party of the Party, and the Native Conglomeration in 1206. Eventually, after years of fighting, Silenc Industries became a very advanced nation and conquered the rest of the countries, uniting Gusmoas.
=== Fall ===
In 1971, Silenc Industries became subject to civil war and fell. The Orsk Federation and Skelmrelm moved in to take control of their territory.
[[Category:Fallen Nations]]
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Welcome to my Talk Page! Anything is fair game here except for cursing, rudeness, and inappropriate topics, which will all promptly get deleted. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:33, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== Finally we may speak as equals ==
Hello there, Fictia. It is I, Bellatrix, but not signed in cuz that's too much of a hassle. 01:41, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
: Well hello there, Bellatrix. Not sure if it's a great idea to share your IP but at least you're back lol. Liking the wiki? --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 13:13, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
Oh mb I didn't realize it showed my IP (and we all know how that ended). Yes, I'm liking the wiki very much. Shame I can't edit often. - E (which is to say, Bellatrix)
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Welcome to my Talk Page! Anything is fair game here except for cursing, rudeness, and inappropriate topics, which will all promptly get deleted. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:33, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== Finally we may speak as equals ==
Hello there, Fictia. It is I, Bellatrix, but not signed in cuz that's too much of a hassle. 01:41, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
: Well hello there, Bellatrix. Not sure if it's a great idea to share your IP but at least you're back lol. Liking the wiki? --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 13:13, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
Oh mb I didn't realize it showed my IP (and we all know how that ended). Yes, I'm liking the wiki very much. Shame I can't edit often. - E (which is to say, Bellatrix)
Hello there, hahahaha I'm Wikiblight Ganon. THIS IS A CERTIFIED ASISI COMMENT. Anyhow, thank you, that's a compliment for me. Person [https://cc70.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Asisi_Games_Co2|Person Who's Too Lazy Too Sign His Own Name] And Also Has No Idea How To Make His Signature Look Right
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''See Also: [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Great_Universal_Empire Great Universal Empire (CCRP II)]''
The '''Great Universal Empire''' is a union/glorified alliance. It has three member nations- [[Skelmrelm]], [[Fictia]], and the [[Homaric Pact Nations]], and seems to plan on not allowing anyone else in (this is not due to admin rules, since none have been established, but simply due to the preference of the member states.)
== History ==
The union was founded in 1976, when the three nations had already been talking about for some time. Eventually, the Great Universal Empire's constitution was written by the leaders of the HPN. To read the full thing, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
== Government ==
The GUE is headed by a Senate that coordinates the states' efforts and interests and is the main governing body of the Empire. This is a list of GUE states, their seats, rulers, and joining dates, representing the Senate's composition:
{| class="wikitable"
!State:
!Seats
!Current Ruler
!Join Date
!Notes:
|-
|[[Skelmrelm]]
|TBD
|[[Skelm Relm the 53rd|Skelm Relm the 54th]]
|1975
|Founding member.
|-
|[[HPN]]
|TBD
|Unknown
|1975
|Founding member.
|-
|[[Fictia]]
|TBD
|[[George VII]]
|1975
|Founding member.
|}
The GUE also has a Chancellor who is head of state and government, with a main job of leading the union in foreign affairs. The Chancellor can also appoint a High Minister (who has supreme judicial power) and General (who has supreme military power). The chancellor is elected every 10 years by state vote, this is a list of chancellors:
{| class="wikitable"
!#
!Picture
!Name
!Term:
!Ministries:
!State:
|-
|1
|TBD
|TBD
|1975-
| -High Minister: TBD
-General: TBD
|TBD
|}
== Constitution ==
The constitution was written in early 1976. To read more, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
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''See Also: [https://ccrp.miraheze.org/wiki/Great_Universal_Empire Great Universal Empire (CCRP II)]''
The '''Great Universal Empire''' is a union/glorified alliance. It has three member nations- [[Skelmrelm]], [[Fictia]], and the [[Homaric Pact Nations]], and seems to plan on not allowing anyone else in (this is not due to admin rules, since none have been established, but simply due to the preference of the member states.)
== History ==
The union was founded in 1976, when the three nations had already been talking about for some time. Eventually, the Great Universal Empire's constitution was written by the leaders of the HPN. To read the full thing, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
== Government ==
The GUE is headed by a Senate that coordinates the states' efforts and interests and is the main governing body of the Empire. This is a list of GUE states, their seats, rulers, and joining dates, representing the Senate's composition:
{| class="wikitable"
!State:
!Seats
!Current Ruler
!Join Date
!Notes:
|-
|[[Skelmrelm]]
|TBD
|[[Skelm Relm the 54th]]
|1975
|Founding member.
|-
|[[HPN]]
|TBD
|Unknown
|1975
|Founding member.
|-
|[[Fictia]]
|TBD
|[[George VII]]
|1975
|Founding member.
|}
The GUE also has a Chancellor who is head of state and government, with a main job of leading the union in foreign affairs. The Chancellor can also appoint a High Minister (who has supreme judicial power) and General (who has supreme military power). The chancellor is elected every 10 years by state vote, this is a list of chancellors:
{| class="wikitable"
!#
!Picture
!Name
!Term:
!Ministries:
!State:
|-
|1
|TBD
|TBD
|1975-
| -High Minister: TBD
-General: TBD
|TBD
|}
== Constitution ==
The constitution was written in early 1976. To read more, see [[Constitution of the Great Universal Empire]].
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== History of featured articles ==
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* '''11 Oct:''' [[Oralotzo]]
* '''22 Oct:''' [[War of the Chicken Pie]]
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== Current featured article ==
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=== Nominees: ===
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== History of featured articles ==
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* '''11 Oct:''' [[Oralotzo]]
* '''22 Oct:''' [[War of the Chicken Pie]]
* '''4 Nov:''' [[Orsk Federation]]
* '''14 Nov: ''' [[Skelmrelm]]
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'''Latest news are at the bottom. Please do not delete any news for archival reasons.'''
Too many old news on top? [[Recent News#bottom|'''Teleport to the bottom''']].
=== 1970 ===
* The RP has started!
* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
=== 1971 ===
* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
=== 1977 ===
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
=== 1978 ===
* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
* [[The People's Republic of Cork]] is established in [[Septrontiland]]<span id="bottom"></span>
=== 1979 ===
*Many nations around the world celebrate 1980 even though it's only 1979.
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'''Latest news are at the bottom. Please do not delete any news for archival reasons.'''
Too many old news on top? [[Recent News#bottom|'''Teleport to the bottom''']].
=== 1970 ===
* The RP has started!
* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
=== 1971 ===
* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
=== 1977 ===
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
=== 1978 ===
* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
* [[The People's Republic of Cork]] is established in [[Septrontiland]]<span id="bottom"></span>
=== 1979 ===
*Many nations around the world celebrate 1980 even though it's only 1979. This caused time to skip ahead a year to 1980.
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'''Latest news are at the bottom. Please do not delete any news for archival reasons.'''
Too many old news on top? [[Recent News#bottom|'''Teleport to the bottom''']].
=== 1970 ===
* The RP has started!
* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
=== 1971 ===
* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
=== 1977 ===
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
=== 1978 ===
* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
* [[The People's Republic of Cork]] is established in [[Septrontiland]]<span id="bottom"></span>
* Saldon is absorbed into Skelmrelm/The GUE
=== 1979 ===
*Many n<span id="bottom"></span>ations around the world celebrate 1980 even though it's only 1979. This caused time to skip ahead a year to 1980.
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'''Latest news are at the bottom. Please do not delete any news for archival reasons.'''
Too many old news on top? [[Recent News#bottom|'''Teleport to the bottom''']].
=== 1970 ===
* The RP has started!
* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
=== 1971 ===
* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
=== 1977 ===
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
=== 1978 ===
* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
* [[The People's Republic of Cork]] is established in [[Septrontiland]]<span id="bottom"></span>
* Saldon is absorbed into Skelmrelm/The GUE
=== 1979 ===
*Many nations around the world celebrate 1980 even though it's only 1979. This caused time to skip ahead a year to 1980.
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'''Latest news are at the bottom. Please do not delete any news for archival reasons.'''
Too many old news on top? [[Recent News#bottom|'''Teleport to the bottom''']].
=== 1970 ===
* The RP has started!
* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
=== 1971 ===
* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
=== 1977 ===
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
=== 1978 ===
* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
* [[The People's Republic of Cork]] is established in [[Septrontiland]]<span id="bottom"></span>
* Saldon is absorbed into Skelmrelm/The GUE
=== 1979 ===
*Many nations around the world celebrate 1980 even though it's only 1979. This caused time to skip ahead a year to 1980.
=== 1980 ===
* Wyrde Rice and Fictia make EVEN MORE expansions eastward.
=== 1981 ===
* Tensions brew between [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]] as a peace meeting fails to reach an agreement. Oralotzo is a target for a possible upcoming proxy war between the two nations.
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'''Latest news are at the bottom. Please do not delete any news for archival reasons.'''
Too many old news on top? [[Recent News#bottom|'''Teleport to the bottom''']].
=== 1970 ===
* The RP has started!
* Skelmrelm colonizes many areas of the world.
=== 1971 ===
* The [[Mocze Civil War]] begins.
* [[Saldon]] expands north to close the gap between [[Skelmrelm]] and [[Santa Marino]].
* [[Silenc Industries]] collapses.
* [[Hakha Rakhine]] expands.
* The [[Seseco Triparte]] forms.
=== 1972 ===
* New land has been discovered in the poles!
* Socialist risings in Southern [[Seseco]].
=== 1973 ===
* Oralotzo discovers more land to the east!
* The Homaric Pact Nations gain tension with Marricopra/Edenarrah to start a war, [[Oralotzo]] supports this.
* The [[Fictian Empire]] forms.
=== 1974 ===
* [[Norreik]] annexes the islands south of [[Altar]].
* Uprisings in [[Marricopra]] want the old monarchy back. Read more at [[Next Jimmy Uprising]].
* The [[HPN-Eddenarah War]] begins, with the HPN attempting to invade by pushing from north and south-east.
=== 1975 ===
* The [[1975 Orsk National Plowing Championships]] ends with a shooting and the [[1975 Orsk Crisis]] begins.
* More expansions east by [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]].
* "Diplomacy" between the HPN, Oralotzo, and Eddenarah.
* Skelmrelm raises tax.
* [[Rǔnik I]] is elected king of [[Norreik]].
=== 1976 ===
* [[Oralotzo]] and Skelmrelm team up with their space program.
* The [[Great Universal Empire]] has formed from [[Skelmrelm]], [[HPN]], and [[Fictia]]
* A false goddess comes in and proclaims that they are the one true Goddess- they are quickly met with negativity.
=== 1977 ===
* Runik is killed by a bear trap and [[King Mogus XXXVI]] ascends to the throne.
* False reports of a plague happen in [[Worsh]]. The plague is known as Covid 77.
* [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]] sweeps through [[Mocze (colony)|Mocze]] to purify the fires.
* [[Theodore Rabidus]] begins promoting his new and unpopular ideals.
* [[Chechnyoslovenia]]n scientists breed a new type of quickly-growing tree called [[Quickwood]].
* [[Worsh]] and Oralotzo builds the [[Worsh-Oralotzo United University]].
* Oralotzo retreats from the [[HPN-Eddenarah War]].
=== 1978 ===
* Chechnyoslovenia kicks the HPN out of their military base and pulls out of the HPN-Eddenarah War.
* [[The People's Republic of Cork]] is established in [[Septrontiland]]<span id="bottom"></span>
* Saldon is absorbed into Skelmrelm/The GUE
=== 1979 ===
*Many nations around the world celebrate 1980 even though it's only 1979. This caused time to skip ahead a year to 1980. (this was later proven to be a hoax, as calculations show that it was actually 1980)
=== 1980 ===
* Wyrde Rice and Fictia make EVEN MORE expansions eastward.
=== 1981 ===
* Tensions brew between [[Wyrde Rīċe]] and [[Fictia]] as a peace meeting fails to reach an agreement. Oralotzo is a target for a possible upcoming proxy war between the two nations.
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Zesant is a ghost town in the [[Orsk Federation]]. It is just outside [[Jenois]], [[Letoque Jenois]].
== History ==
=== Founding and History ===
The town was founded around 1633 due to the expansion of Jenois. <s>The town was incorporated as a suburb of Jenois in 1831.</s> No no no, in an ideal world suburbs don't exist - also to be established at that year it would have to be a village by now
=== Lacertiliitis Pandemic ===
In the first Lacertiliitis pandemic, before the ascension of Emperor [[Anvi]], the town had already contaminated [[lacertiliitis]]. This caused the town to be abandoned.
=== Revival ===
In 1970 the town began to be used as a tourist attraction by Jenois.
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Zesant is a ghost town in the [[Orsk Federation]]. It is just outside [[Jenois]], [[Letoque Jenois]].
== History ==
=== Founding and History ===
The village was founded around 1633 due to the expansion of Jenois. The village tried become a suburb of Jenois but was rejected because the emperor said "in an ideal world suburbs don't exist".
=== Lacertiliitis Pandemic ===
In the first Lacertiliitis pandemic, before the ascension of Emperor [[Anvi]], the town had already contaminated [[lacertiliitis]]. This caused the town to be abandoned.
=== Revival ===
In 1970 the town began to be used as a tourist attraction by Jenois.
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Volodomir Chveny was prime minister of the [[Orsk Federation]].
{| class="wikitable"
|+Volodomir Filip Chveny
! colspan="2" |Former Orsk Prime Minister
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| colspan="2" |[[Kravrem!]] Party
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|Born: 1919
|Died: 1979
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| colspan="2" |Elected: 1970
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== Early Life ==
Volodomir was born on a farm two kilometers south of the ghost town of [[Zesant]] in 1919. It was just at the end of the Second Apocalypse and his father had already been killed by the disease. As a child Volodomir was just a normal child until one day when he was twelve where a group of ten bandits attacked the farms nearby. Fearing he was next, Volodomir and his family fled to [[Tornve]].
== Adult Life ==
=== Hiring into the Army ===
Volodimir joined the [[Royal Chkyeb Army]] in 1940.
=== Path to Prime Minister ===
In his time in the military Volodomir was the key to winning various battles in the [[Un Federaquion Mava|Bandit Wars]], and received many rewards. Eventually though, at the end of the Bandit Wars in 1940, he was extremely wounded in battle by a blow and a shot to both his arms and retired from the military. He stayed in the hospital recuperating for the next five months until he felt better. He turned down Franz's offer to go back into the military and he moved back to his farm south of Zesant. But all that changed in 1949, when bandits (the Mava Federation yet again) attacked his farm and ended up harming his brother and scaring his mother half to death. Volodomir single-handedly captured the bandits and brought them to the local sheriff, and he got into nation-wide news. Then three months later, Alexander Kauter-Kalonip (then-leader of the Kravem! party) asked him to become a politician in the party. Volodomir agreed and was elected Minister of Transportation. He kept that position, pleasing almost every bus-driver and train-commuter in the Orsk Federation until 1965, where he ran and won against [[Jodav Sovanye]] to become Minister of Foreign Affairs. In 1968, he was elected leader of the Kravem! Party and promptly (two years later) was elected Prime Minister of the Orsk Federation.
=== As Prime Minister ===
Volodomir is doing a good job as Prime Minister right now. He hasn't really been doing anything though which is why this section is so short.
== Death ==
Volodomir was found dead on January the First, 1979 in his office.
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Volodomir Chveny was prime minister of the [[Orsk Federation]].
{| class="wikitable"
|+Volodomir Filip Chveny
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| colspan="2" |[[Kravrem!]] Party
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|Born: 1919
|Died: 1979
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== Early Life ==
Volodomir was born on a farm two kilometers south of the ghost town of [[Zesant]] in 1919. It was just at the end of the Second Apocalypse and his father had already been killed by the disease. As a child Volodomir was just a normal child until one day when he was twelve where a group of ten bandits from the [[Un Federaquion Mava]] attacked the farms nearby. Fearing he was next, Volodomir and his family fled to [[Tornve]].
== Adult Life ==
=== Hiring into the Army ===
Volodimir joined the [[Royal Chkyeb Army]] in 1940.
=== Path to Prime Minister ===
In his time in the military Volodomir was the key to winning various battles in the [[Un Federaquion Mava|Bandit Wars]], and received many rewards. Eventually though, at the end of the Bandit Wars in 1940, he was extremely wounded in battle by a blow and a shot to both his arms and retired from the military. He stayed in the hospital recuperating for the next five months until he felt better. He turned down Franz's offer to go back into the military and he moved back to his farm south of Zesant. But all that changed in 1949, when bandits (the Mava Federation yet again) attacked his farm and ended up harming his brother and scaring his mother half to death. Volodomir single-handedly captured the bandits and brought them to the local sheriff, and he got into nation-wide news. Then three months later, Alexander Kauter-Kalonip (then-leader of the Kravem! party) asked him to become a politician in the party. Volodomir agreed and was elected Minister of Transportation. He kept that position, pleasing almost every bus-driver and train-commuter in the Orsk Federation until 1965, where he ran and won against [[Jodav Sovanye]] to become Minister of Foreign Affairs. In 1968, he was elected leader of the Kravem! Party and promptly (two years later) was elected Prime Minister of the Orsk Federation.
=== As Prime Minister ===
Volodomir is doing a good job as Prime Minister right now. He hasn't really been doing anything though which is why this section is so short.
== Death ==
Volodomir was found dead on January the First, 1979 in his office.
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== Finally we may speak as equals ==
Hello there, Fictia. It is I, Bellatrix, but not signed in cuz that's too much of a hassle. 01:41, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
: Well hello there, Bellatrix. Not sure if it's a great idea to share your IP but at least you're back lol. Liking the wiki? --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 13:13, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
Oh mb I didn't realize it showed my IP (and we all know how that ended). Yes, I'm liking the wiki very much. Shame I can't edit often. - E (which is to say, Bellatrix)
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== Finally we may speak as equals ==
Hello there, Fictia. It is I, Bellatrix, but not signed in cuz that's too much of a hassle. 01:41, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
: Well hello there, Bellatrix. Not sure if it's a great idea to share your IP but at least you're back lol. Liking the wiki? --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 13:13, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
Oh mb I didn't realize it showed my IP (and we all know how that ended). Yes, I'm liking the wiki very much. Shame I can't edit often. - E (which is to say, Bellatrix)
: Whoops lol. Agreed... ---
: Hello there, hahahaha I'm Wikiblight Ganon. THIS IS A CERTIFIED ASISI COMMENT. Anyhow, thank you, that's a compliment for me. Person [https://cc70.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Asisi_Games_Co2|Person Who's Too Lazy Too Sign His Own Name] And Also Has No Idea How To Make His Signature Look Right
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Welcome to my Talk Page! Anything is fair game here except for cursing, rudeness, and inappropriate topics, which will all promptly get deleted. --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 16:33, 11 October 2023 (UTC)
== Finally we may speak as equals ==
Hello there, Fictia. It is I, Bellatrix, but not signed in cuz that's too much of a hassle. 01:41, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
: Well hello there, Bellatrix. Not sure if it's a great idea to share your IP but at least you're back lol. Liking the wiki? --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 13:13, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
Oh mb I didn't realize it showed my IP (and we all know how that ended). Yes, I'm liking the wiki very much. Shame I can't edit often. - E (which is to say, Bellatrix)
: Whoops lol. Agreed... ---
: Hello there, hahahaha I'm Wikiblight Ganon. THIS IS A CERTIFIED ASISI COMMENT. Anyhow, thank you, that's a compliment for me. Person [https://cc70.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Asisi_Games_Co2|Person Who's Too Lazy Too Sign His Own Name] And Also Has No Idea How To Make His Signature Look Right
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== Finally we may speak as equals ==
Hello there, Fictia. It is I, Bellatrix, but not signed in cuz that's too much of a hassle. 01:41, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
: Well hello there, Bellatrix. Not sure if it's a great idea to share your IP but at least you're back lol. Liking the wiki? --[[User:Fictia|Fictia]] ([[User talk:Fictia|talk]]) 13:13, 24 October 2023 (UTC)
Oh mb I didn't realize it showed my IP (and we all know how that ended). Yes, I'm liking the wiki very much. Shame I can't edit often. - E (which is to say, Bellatrix)
: Whoops lol. Agreed... ---
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Eanach Province is a province of [[Cork]]. It is in the center of Cork and has a population of 60 thousand.
== Geography ==
Eanach Province has two cities- the small town of [[Cléire]] and Eanach's own capital, [[Uainthe Beag]] (which also has five times more people that Cléire).
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|Demonym
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|Population
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|Government
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|Allies
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|Leader
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|Motto
|Die beste nasie is die een wat vir sy mense omgee.
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Skelmrelm, formely known by Locfortis and as of late known as Odorslat, and as is a country residing primarily on the [[Odorslat]] continent, with it having more land all around the world. Skelmrelm is the only nation currently inhabiting Odorslat. Skelmrelm is a [[Constitutional Monarchy]], and has a population of 47,222,418 people. It has 8 cities. It was one of the founding nations of the [[Great Universal Empire]].
== History ==
Skelmrelm was a product of [[The Flood]]. Before it was called Skelmrelm, it was called Locfortis, meaning Place for the Strong in Old Skelmish. Locfortis was what it meant; a place for the strong. With the path being cleared for nations to start their rise, Locfortis was one of the first to do so. They were a simple and kind people; simply wanting to settle down and come together to prevent future disasters from destroying them completely. They had established cities in Odorslat, [[Mocze]], and [[Seseco]].
However, in Mocze, 1406, a problem arised. A scientist, trying to find the secret to immortality, discovered a disease (see note). This disease, called [[Fireplague]], caused fever, boils, coughing blood, and death. The doctor tried making a cure, but got infected. The disease spread like wildfire; soon, the city of [[Vredestad]] was gone to the masses of infected dead bodies.
Northern Locfortis was not very hard hit by the [[fireplague]] [[World History#The Fireplague Epidemic: 1406-1455|epidemic]] due to being far north and the archae-bacteria of the virus dying before it could infect people. Thus, Locfortis ignored the plague going on in [[Mocze]], [[Eddenarah]], and other areas.
Many years later, in 1683, the economy was great. Trade was bustling, and they were the main market for goods such as timber, food, and minerals. However, a terrorist attack done on the city of [[Liefde]] destroyed many trade centers. The terrorist attack led to thousands of homes being destroyed, and Liefde became a ghost town. This brought down the economy so much, in 1684, the economy collapsed. Many people lived in poverty. Since so many nations depended on Locfortis for so much, they too reached an economic low. This lasted for 4 years. After the economy slowly recovered, another grave disaster hit the nation. They had full control over the nation of Odorslat; it was where they originally came from, and it was where their capital was located. However, in 1775, a huge earthquake caused the republic to collapse, causing the nation to split into several others. One of the nations was [[Saldon]].
Through this earthquake, a man named [[Skelm Relm the First|Skelm Relm]] stood up to help his fellow citizens and his nation recover. His efforts were not in vain, and they helped a lot to make the country return to it's former glory. For his accomplishments and his actions towards saving Locfortis, he was crowned the king of Locfortis. He decided to rename Locfortis in his honour, as Skelmrelm. And, from this day forth, he was officially known as Skelm Relm the First. Statues and memorials were built to commemorate his achievements after his death in 1791. His death caused a lot of panic; however, his only child, [[Skelm Relm the 2nd]], managed to help the country recover. And, henceforth, all descendants of Skelm Relm the First are numbered.
In 1837, a disease called [[Lacertiliitis]] had popped up. Skelmrelm teamed up with [[Saldon]] in 1849 and succeeded in creating a vaccine, which (barely) worked. Then, [[lacertiliitis-fireplague]] came along. Every Skelmish scientist banded together with scientists from other nations to find a cure to it, and every nation went into lockdown. The pandemic disappeared briefly, before reappearing for the Second Apocalypse. This caused another economic collapse in Skelmrelm. It lasted until the virus basically went away and Skelmrelm declared the world safe, in 1920 AY.
In 1971, due to a believed lack of civilian care, a rebellion happened in the Mocze colonies of Skelmrelm. A little while later, Skelmrelm fixed this lack of civilian care and offered a treaty. This divided the rebels into two groups; Pro-Treaty, and Anti-Treaty. The Pro-Treaty side wanted to accept the treaty and stay a part of Skelmrelm, while Anti-Treaty wanted the opposite and wanted to be a soverign nation. This was the start of what is known as the [[Mocze Civil War]]. Although the Anti-Treaty side surrendered, it is yet to come to a conclusion.
In 1975, Skelmrelm made a deal with Hakha Rakhine to give their land to Skelmrelm, as part of their plan to reunite the continent of Odorslat. They have also made an offer to Saldon for their land. This offer was accepted, and Skelmrelm successfully reunited the entirety of Odorslat. Skelmrelm has also teamed up with [[Oralotzo]] for building rockets to the moon and other space-related stuff.
In 1976, Skelmrelm founded the [[Great Universal Empire]], a union with its allies of the [[HPN]] and [[Fictia]]. Soon after, [[Skelm Relm the 53rd|Skelm Relm LIII]] was assasinated and his son, [[Skelm Relm the 54th|Skelm Relm LIV]], became king.
In 1978, Saldon gave up all of their territory to Skelmrelm, increasing their power.
== Cities ==
# [[Skelm]]. This is the capital city of Skelmrelm. Skelm means "sneaky" or "sly" in Afrikaans.
# [[Veiligheid]]. This city is in the center of Skelmrelm, and is the place with the most Skelmish culture.
# [[Militerestad]]. This city is on the coast. It contains the most military presence out of every city.
# [[Kusstad]]. This city is on a peninsula.
# [[Seestad]]. This city is also on a peninsula.
# [[Randstad]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensbeskermind]]. This city is near the border.
# [[Grensstad]]. This city is near the border.
== Military ==
Skelmish Military Service is optional, but has many benefits. To name a few, you get twice the nocks a high-end job gets you (and a scholarship if you're entering college), great food, bragging rights, and a medal. There are 3 branches of the military.
=== Hoofbeskermers ===
These are the primary forces of Skelmrelm. They help defend the country against any external threats. This includes marine threats, naval attacks, nuclear force, invasion, etc. Other branches may come to assist this branch in times of desperation, such as the threat of total annihalation. They are referred to as Hoofs.
=== Spioenasiemagte ===
These are the secondary forces of Skelmrelm; they are in charge of infiltrating other countries, finding intelligence, and taking down enemy countries from the outside. They are also in charge of attacking a country; being on the offense, in other words. They are referred to as Spioenes.
=== Beskermvriend ===
These are the tertiary forces of Skelmrelm; rather than attacking on behalf of Skelmrelm, they attack to protect other countries (allies). They are stationed in various Skelmish bases around the world. They are referred to as Beskers.
Additionally, there's a top-secret branch of the military.
=== Nemo Relictus ===
Nemo Relictus ([[Old Skelmish]] for Leave Nobody Alive, often times shortened to Nemorectus by members of the government, is a top-secret branch of the military that has an extremely limited number of soldiers. It is comprised of 10 of the world's deadliest assassins. Their motto is "Qui non sequuntur, moriuntur.", which is Old Skelmish for "Those who do not follow, die.".
== Language ==
Skelmrelm speaks [[Skelmish]], a combination of Afrikaans, German, and a tiny bit of Spanish. It is 89% Afrikaans, 19% German, and 1% Spanish.
Dit is Skelmish in aktion. Dit word soos Duits ausgesprochen.
Some words change based on whether it's using a feminine or mascsuline tone. For example, talking about his hourglass would be "el Sanduhr", while talking about her hourglass would be "la uurglas". Pronounciation is German.
== Agencies ==
* SPA (Skelmrelm Protection Agency)
* SSAA (Skelmrelm Scientific Advancement Agency)
* SIA (Skelmrelm Intelligence Agency)
* SAD (Skelmish Air Defense)
* BSS (Bureau of Skelmish Safety)
* DPA (Disease Protection Agency)
* SSDA (Skelmrelm Sea Defense Agency)
* AACC (Agency of Allied Communication and Correspondence)
* ECA (External Communication Agency)
* SAS (Space Agency of Skelmrelm)
== Famous Landmarks ==
* Institute of Mocze Research
* Skelm Relm the First Burial Site
* Abandoned Hospital
==Note==
While the Skelmish say that this is the origin of fireplague, others state that it arose naturally from the fires of [[The One and Only Everlasting Flame]]. Whichever is true is still under debate. It is possible that the scientist's microbes slipped into the fires.
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| colspan="2" |53rd king of Skelmrelm
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|Born: 1930
|Died: 1976
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|Start of Reign: 1950
|End of Reign: 1976
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|Preceded By: [[Skelm Relm the 52nd]]
|Succeeded By: [[Skelm Relm the 54th]]
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Skelm Relm the 53rd was the 53rd ruler of [[Skelmrelm]], and the 52nd descendent of [[Skelm Relm the First]]. He has one child, named [[Skelm Relm the 54th]], who is the current leader of Skelmrelm. He was 45 years old at the time of his death.
== History ==
Skelm Relm the 53rd was born in 1930 to [[Skelm Relm the 52nd]] and [[Lady Initia]]. Not much is known about his childhood, as he was heavily sheltered as a child. However, when he became 20, his father died, and he became the new leader of Skelmrelm. His goal was to atone for his nation's sins against other nations; and he wanted to start with Saldon. For many years, he focused on retaining great relations with [[Saldon]] and eventually achieved this goal in 1970. He also became friends with the leaders of the [[HPN]] and also became allies with [[Fictia]]. He also was the leader during the [[Mocze Civil War]]. He was the leader during the formation of the [[Great Universal Empire]]. In 1976, he was assassinated by someone who disliked the formation of the GUE.
== Legacy ==
His son, Skelm Relm the 54th, became the new ruler after his death. A memorial was dedicated to him, detailing him as one of the best Skelmish leaders to ever live. His death sent many around the country into grieving.
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|Start of Reign: 1730
|End of Reign: 1775
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|Preceded By: [[Rexad Multi]]
|Succeeded By: [[Skelm Relm the First]]
|}
John Nichols was the 81st (and last) ruler of [[Odorslat|Locfortis]]. After his reign, Locfortis was renamed to Skelmrelm.
== History ==
John had a relatively stable reign. However, he was killed in the Earthquake of 1775, leaving Locfortis in chaos and splitting into [[Saldon]], [[Skelmrelm]], the [[Spire Realm]], and the [[Kingdom of Remnant]].
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|Born: 1705
|Died: 1775
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|Start of Reign: 1730
|End of Reign: 1775
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|Preceded By: [[Rexad Multi]]
|Succeeded By: [[Skelm Relm the First]]
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John Nichols was the 81st (and last) ruler of [[Odorslat|Locfortis]]. After his reign, Locfortis was renamed to Skelmrelm.
== History ==
John had a relatively stable reign. However, he was killed in the Earthquake of 1775, leaving Locfortis in chaos and splitting into [[Saldon]], [[Skelmrelm]], the [[Spire Realm]], and the [[Kingdom of Remnant]].
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[[File:Cork Cities and Provinces.png|alt=Cork Cities and Provinces|thumb|'''Cork Cities and Provinces''']]
The People's Republic of Cork, or simply just "Cork", is a nation on [[Septrontiland]]. It was founded in 1977.
{| class="wikitable"
|-
| Local Name || ''Corcaigh, Cork''
|-
| President || Seán Callaghan
|-
| Ideology || Social Democracy (bordering on full on Communism)
|-
| Capital City || [[Cobh]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Cobh]]
|-
| Denonym || Corkonian
|-
| Shorthand || Cork
|-
|Continent
|[[Septrontiland]]
|-
|Population
|2.4 Million (as of 1977)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Munster Irish, Hiberno English
|-
|Anthem
|"Do you hear the people sing"
|-
|Motto
|"Long live the rebels!"
|-
|Wars
|
|}
== History ==
For hundreds of years, Cork was ruled by dynasties of brutal dictators and greedy billionaires, all coming from a incredibly wealthy upper class. It made sense for them to keep the population poor and impoverished, as it made them more money and reduced the chances of a successful revolt. Then, in 1977 a prison break occurred from political prisoners detained in the frozen, inhospitable upper province of Cork. They raided the guns held in the prison, and travelled to the small town of ''Maigh Eanaigh'' where they found more guns and many locals joined in there fight. They picked off town after town, recruiting locals until they reached the industrial heartland of the Cobh Peninsula. Just as the dictator, Gerald Smith was about to attempt to rally his troops, the troops mutinied, and the local populace all over the Cobh Peninsula rebelled. A social democracy was put in place, and Seán Callaghan, a rural farmer, hailing from Ardach, who had joined in the fight early on was elected president.
== Geography ==
Despite what people would think, the northern areas of Cork are not as cold as the frozen tundra of [[Fictia]], however the areas inland are very cold and sparsely inhabited.
== Resources and Exports ==
=== Domestic Production ===
Cork produces plutonium, metal, crude oil, fuel and bitumen.
=== Imports ===
Cork imports 24,000 tonnes of timber yearly.
=== Exports ===
Cork exports 2000 tonnes of metal and 2000 tonnes of fuel yearly.
== Government ==
Elections are held every 5 years, starting in 1977. To avoid inefficient coalition governments, the most popular party in each election takes full control of the government. Nono-ism is seen as an ideology based solely on hating others, and so is entirely banned.
The main political parties are:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Political Allignment
!Leader
!HQ
|-
|The Nation People's Party
|Social Democracy
|Seán Callaghan
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|-
|The Rural Party
|Centrism
|Mossy Kehoe
|Cléire, [[Eanach]]
|-
|The Communist Party
|Communism
|Pádraig O' Connell
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|-
|An Cóisir Do Mhórcheantar Chorcaí
|Nationalism
|Maire O' Donnel
|Breáscéal, [[Breáscéal Province]]
|-
|The Party for Property and Buisness
|Capitalism
|Seamus Leehy
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|}
== Economics ==
Businesses are encouraged to start up, however there are many restrictions on businesses, particularly big ones, and any business that is deemed to powerful over it's consumers is likely to be split up by the government. Business also have to be transparent and copyright and patents do not exist in Cork. Public investing also is banned in Cork.
== Military ==
Cork has an army of 2,000 riflemen equipped with AK-47's and 3 M151 trucks, and owns 2 frigates.
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[[File:Cork Cities and Provinces.png|alt=Cork Cities and Provinces|thumb|'''Cork Cities and Provinces''']]
The People's Republic of Cork, or simply just "Cork", is a nation on [[Septrontiland]]. It was founded in 1977.
{| class="wikitable"
|-
| Local Name || ''Corcaigh, Cork''
|-
| President || Seán Callaghan
|-
| Ideology || Social Democracy (bordering on full on Communism)
|-
| Capital City || [[Cobh]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Cobh]]
|-
| Denonym || Corkonian
|-
| Shorthand || Cork
|-
|Continent
|[[Septrontiland]]
|-
|Population
|2.4 Million (as of 1977)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Munster Irish, Hiberno English
|-
|Anthem
|"Do you hear the people sing"
|-
|Motto
|"Long live the rebels!"
|-
|Wars
|
|}
== History ==
For hundreds of years, Cork was ruled by dynasties of brutal dictators and greedy billionaires, all coming from a incredibly wealthy upper class. It made sense for them to keep the population poor and impoverished, as it made them more money and reduced the chances of a successful revolt. Then, in 1977 a prison break occurred from political prisoners detained in the frozen, inhospitable upper province of Cork. They raided the guns held in the prison, and travelled to the small town of ''Maigh Eanaigh'' where they found more guns and many locals joined in there fight. They picked off town after town, recruiting locals until they reached the industrial heartland of the Cobh Peninsula. Just as the dictator, Gerald Smith was about to attempt to rally his troops, the troops mutinied, and the local populace all over the Cobh Peninsula rebelled. A social democracy was put in place, and Seán Callaghan, a rural farmer, hailing from Ardach, who had joined in the fight early on was elected president.
== Geography ==
Despite what people would think, the northern areas of Cork are not as cold as the frozen tundra of [[Fictia]], however the areas inland are very cold and sparsely inhabited.
== Resources and Exports ==
=== Domestic Production ===
Cork produces plutonium, metal, crude oil, fuel and bitumen.
=== Imports ===
Cork imports 24,000 tonnes of timber yearly.
=== Exports ===
Cork exports 2000 tonnes of metal and 2000 tonnes of fuel yearly.
== Government ==
Elections are held every 5 years, starting in 1977. To avoid inefficient coalition governments, the most popular party in each election takes full control of the government. Nono-ism is seen as an ideology based solely on hating others, and so is entirely banned.
The main political parties are:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Political Allignment
!Leader
!HQ
|-
|The Nation People's Party
|Social Democracy
|Seán Callaghan
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|-
|The Rural Party
|Centrism
|Mossy Kehoe
|Cléire, [[Eanach]]
|-
|The Communist Party
|Communism
|Pádraig O' Connell
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|-
|An Cóisir Do Mhórcheantar Chorcaí
|Nationalism
|Maire O' Donnel
|Breáscéal, [[Breáscéal Province]]
|-
|The Party for Property and Buisness
|Capitalism
|Seamus Leehy
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|-
|The Internationale
|Liberal Socialism
|
|
|}
== Economics ==
Businesses are encouraged to start up, however there are many restrictions on businesses, particularly big ones, and any business that is deemed to powerful over it's consumers is likely to be split up by the government. Business also have to be transparent and copyright and patents do not exist in Cork. Public investing also is banned in Cork.
== Military ==
Cork has an army of 2,000 riflemen equipped with AK-47's and 3 M151 trucks, and owns 2 frigates.
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[[File:Cork Cities and Provinces.png|alt=Cork Cities and Provinces|thumb|'''Cork Cities and Provinces''']]
The People's Republic of Cork, or simply just "Cork", is a nation on [[Septrontiland]]. It was founded in 1977.
{| class="wikitable"
|-
| Local Name || ''Corcaigh, Cork''
|-
| President || Seán Callaghan
|-
| Ideology || Social Democracy (bordering on full on Communism)
|-
| Capital City || [[Cobh]]
|-
| Largest City || [[Cobh]]
|-
| Denonym || Corkonian
|-
| Shorthand || Cork
|-
|Continent
|[[Septrontiland]]
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|Population
|2.4 Million (as of 1977)
|-
|Recognised Languages
|Munster Irish, Hiberno English
|-
|Anthem
|"Do you hear the people sing"
|-
|Motto
|"Long live the rebels!"
|-
|Wars
|
|}
== History ==
For hundreds of years, Cork was ruled by dynasties of brutal dictators and greedy billionaires, all coming from a incredibly wealthy upper class. It made sense for them to keep the population poor and impoverished, as it made them more money and reduced the chances of a successful revolt. Then, in 1977 a prison break occurred from political prisoners detained in the frozen, inhospitable upper province of Cork. They raided the guns held in the prison, and travelled to the small town of ''Maigh Eanaigh'' where they found more guns and many locals joined in there fight. They picked off town after town, recruiting locals until they reached the industrial heartland of the Cobh Peninsula. Just as the dictator, Gerald Smith was about to attempt to rally his troops, the troops mutinied, and the local populace all over the Cobh Peninsula rebelled. A social democracy was put in place, and Seán Callaghan, a rural farmer, hailing from Ardach, who had joined in the fight early on was elected president.
== Geography ==
Despite what people would think, the northern areas of Cork are not as cold as the frozen tundra of [[Fictia]], however the areas inland are very cold and sparsely inhabited.
== Resources and Exports ==
=== Domestic Production ===
Cork produces plutonium, metal, crude oil, fuel and bitumen.
=== Imports ===
Cork imports 24,000 tonnes of timber yearly.
=== Exports ===
Cork exports 2000 tonnes of metal and 2000 tonnes of fuel yearly.
== Government ==
Elections are held every 5 years, starting in 1977. To avoid inefficient coalition governments, the most popular party in each election takes full control of the government. Nono-ism is seen as an ideology based solely on hating others, and so is entirely banned.
The main political parties are:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Party
!Political Allignment
!Leader
!HQ
|-
|The Nation People's Party
|Social Democracy
|Seán Callaghan
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|-
|The Rural Party
|Centrism
|Mossy Kehoe
|Cléire, [[Eanach]]
|-
|The Communist Party
|Communism
|Pádraig O' Connell
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|-
|An Cóisir Do Mhórcheantar Chorcaí
|Nationalism
|Maire O' Donnel
|Breáscéal, [[Breáscéal Province]]
|-
|The Party for Property and Buisness
|Capitalism
|Seamus Leehy
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|-
|The Internationale
|Liberal Socialism
|Winston Ingram
|[[Cobh]], [[Cobh Province]]
|}
== Economics ==
Businesses are encouraged to start up, however there are many restrictions on businesses, particularly big ones, and any business that is deemed to powerful over it's consumers is likely to be split up by the government. Business also have to be transparent and copyright and patents do not exist in Cork. Public investing also is banned in Cork.
== Military ==
Cork has an army of 2,000 riflemen equipped with AK-47's and 3 M151 trucks, and owns 2 frigates.
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It's the flag of Polotno. (wait, what's Polotno?)
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The Clilands (from Sinaiqi "kleyan" + lands), officially the Democratic Republic of the Clilands, is a nation on [[Septrontiland]]. They border [[Cork]] to the west.
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Wyrde Rīċe is a nation on [[Wyrdeland]].
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|+
!Wyrde Rīċe
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|Official Language: [[English|Old English]]
|-
|Government Type: Libertarian Socialism (International Socialist Party of [[The Internationale]])
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|Ambassador to [[The Internationale]]: [[Sergiy Ryako]]
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|Chancellor: [[Harry Fawn]]
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|National Prophet: [[John Fawn]]
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|Capital: [[Hoosburg]]
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|Anthems: [[See the Mind]], [[Internationale (Song)]]
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|Mottos: "We Know You", "We live together or we die alone"
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Wyrde Rīċe is a nation on [[Wyrdeland]].
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!Wyrde Rīċe
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|Official Language: [[English|Old English]]
|-
|Government Type: Monarchy
|-
|Ambassador to [[The Internationale]]: [[Sergiy Ryako]]
|-
|King: [[Berhtweald Abington]]
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|Capital: [[Hoosburg]]
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|Anthems: [[See the Mind]]
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|Motto: "Glory to He Who Sees All"
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The Wyrdian Civil War was a civil war that took place in [[Wyrde Rīċe]] from 28th March 1982 (Ambush on Iōhannes Hindċealf's Funeral) to 14th August 1982 (Hoosburg Treaty)
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|+
!Wyrdian Civil War
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|Location: [[Wyrde Rīċe]]
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|Belligrents:
[[Wyrde Rīċe]] (Anti-GUE)
[[The Internationale]] (Pro-GUE)
[[Great Universal Empire]]
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|Result:
* [[Wyrde Rīċe]] became a socialist [[Ambassador State]] of [[The Internationale]].
* Anti-Internationale [[Wyrde Rīċe|Wyrdians]] were defeated
* Major damage in Western [[Hoosburg]], most other damage was concentrated in the countryside
* 340 civillian casualties
* 560 Anti-GUE Casualties
* 201 Pro-GUE Casualties
* 1101 Total Casualties
* Pro-GUE Victory
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The Wyrdian Civil War was a civil war that took place in [[Wyrde Rīċe]] from 28th March 1982 (Ambush on Iōhannes Hindċealf's Funeral) to 14th August 1982 (Hoosburg Treaty)
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Wyrdian Civil War
''Civil War, March-August 1982''
|-
|Location: [[Wyrde Rīċe]]
|-
|Belligrents:
* [[Wyrde Rīċe]] (Anti-GUE)
* [[The Internationale]] (Pro-GUE)
* [[Great Universal Empire]]
|-
|Result:
* [[Wyrde Rīċe]] became a socialist [[Ambassador State]] of [[The Internationale]].
* Anti-Internationale [[Wyrde Rīċe|Wyrdians]] were defeated
* Major damage in Western [[Hoosburg]], most other damage was concentrated in the countryside
* 340 civillian casualties
* 560 Anti-GUE Casualties
* 201 Pro-GUE Casualties
* 1101 Total Casualties
* Pro-GUE Victory
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The Wyrdian Civil War was a civil war that took place in [[Wyrde Rīċe]] from 28th March 1982 (Ambush on Iōhannes Hindċealf's Funeral) to 14th August 1982 (Hoosburg Treaty).
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Wyrdian Civil War
''Civil War, March-August 1982''
|-
|Location: [[Wyrde Rīċe]]
|-
|Belligrents:
* [[Wyrde Rīċe|Wyrdian National, Followers of the Prophet Parties]] (Anti-GUE)
* [[The Internationale]] (Pro-GUE)
* [[Great Universal Empire]]
|-
|Result:
* The Internationale became second-most popular political party [[Wyrde Rīċe]]
* Anti-Internationale [[Wyrde Rīċe|Wyrdians]] were defeated
* Major damage in Western [[Hoosburg]], most other damage was concentrated in the countryside
* 340 civillian casualties
* 560 Anti-GUE Casualties
* 201 Pro-GUE Casualties
* 1101 Total Casualties
* Pro-GUE Victory
|}
== Beginning ==
After tensions rising in the Wyrde Rice-Fictia War and the Internationale's ambush on Wyrde Rice, the Wyrdian National and Followers of the Prophet parties began to fight against the Internationale- they made multiple political commands not agreed to by the other parties as well as interrupted a funeral, something that is bad luck in Wyrdian culture.
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Santa Marino is a nation on [[Mocze]]. It borders [[Skelmrelm]] to the south.
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|+Santa Marino
![[File:Flag of Santa Marino.png|thumb]]Orsk Republic of Santa Marino
|-
|President: [[Ferdinard Friarke]]
|-
|Capital City: [[Los Chantos]]
|-
|Denonym: Santamarian
|-
|Population: 1,876,545 (1970)
|-
|Official Languages: Lengua de Marino
|-
|Anthem: En La Pulga De Los Chantos
|-
|Motto: Absorbida y combinada, y más tarde diseccionada y retenida: Santa Marino para siempre.
|-
|Motto Translation: "Absorbed and combined, and later disconnected and retained: Santa Marino forever"
|}
==History==
=== Golden Age ===
In ancient times, the city of [[Vallina]] became the capital of an empire that controlled all of Mocze, though for only a few decades. It continued to rule Santa Marino until its invasion by Verst. After Vallina lost control, the cities of [[Jensos]] and [[Los Chantos]] split off, with Los Chantos becoming the center of trade in early Mocze.
[[File:SM cities.png|thumb|A map of the Santa Marino, showing all three major cities and their 1970 populations.]]
=== Verst Rule ===
Santa Marino was a colony of the [[Verst Empire]] founded in 1803, however, it quickly evolved its own culture that was a mix with that of Verst and that of the native culture. It was under Verst rule for quite a while.
=== Orsk Rule ===
In 1921 it became a colony of [[Tornobyl]]. Later, after the founding of the [[Orsk Federation]] in 1950, it was released and became its own nation.
=== Second Golden Age ===
After its release from Tornobyl, Santa Marino is currently living its golden age, with peace and prosperity.
== Geography ==
Santa Marino has three major cities- Vallina, Jensos, and Los Chantos.
== Flag ==
[[File:Flag of Santa Marino.png|thumb|The flag of Santa Marino.]]
The flag of Santa Marino is a tricolor, using the traditional flag of Vallina. On the top left corner is the flag of the Orsk Federation in red.
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